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I normally hate these but... this just about made me pee myself:

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Welcome to the Internet.

You may want to be careful viewing this link. (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)

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well you have to follow it up with:
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I'm callin shenanigans on samwise for the stealth edit!

 :hello_thar:

yeah you ;P

lol, I aint never seen it before... so there have to be others. And thats the funniest damn thing I've seen in years.

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buahahahahaha

I don't normally rip something straight from another forum and repost elsewhere within a few days of seeing it but this one is so much cuteness and hilarity in one gif I just have to share it:

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Three tiny white dogs make me yearn for a mini trampoline.  (http://www.aquariacentral.com/forums/images/smilies/nilly.gif)

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Daily dose of cute.

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Daily dose of sad, sad, reality.

I fully admit that icanhascheezburger is the site I visit second most on tah interwebs.

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That shirt makes absolutely no sense. It should be has passed. For Christ's sake, I want to punch people in the face for senselessly butchering the English language.


WHAT THE FUCK DOES IS PAST MEAN?! My brain hurts.  :uhrr:

I think it's a past perfect participle.  Like saying "we are screwed" instead of "we have been screwed".

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"has passed" is the perfect aspect of the past (plus-perfect) participle of the verb to pass.

This is grammatically correct English, like your old mum used to learn.

"is past" has the following meaning: nothing. Seriously. To pass is a verb. That seems to be an example of the present-active participle (gerund-participle clause), similar to "is running". Except for the fact that 1. past is not in the correct tense or conjugation for this. In fact, past is NOT a conjugation of the verb to pass at all. It's a fucking noun. 2. Even if it were, to pass expressed in such a way would be "is passing".

This is the grammatical equivalent of my siting in my living room, eating a steak and talking about how I totally consider myself a vegan. That's right. BULLSHT. Such things are done by people who cannot properly conjugate verbs because of some mental disease or defect.

To the best of my knowledge, this is NOT grammatically correct (but fuck, why trust some random guy on the internet) and I have not been able to find one piece of evidence to the contrary. If there is some usage of this which is grammatically correct and you can substantiate this with proof, I'll webcam you a picture of someone kicking me in the balls in real time!

Seriously. Learn the damn language. I hear it's useful.

./end grammar nazi

We are screwed = present participle (are is the plural present of to be)

We have been screwed = plus prefect participle.

Temporal progression of participles (with the verb to be) works like this:  We are screwed (present). We were being screwed (imperfect past participle). We were screwed (perfect past participle). We had been screwed (plus perfect past participle).

"The time for action is THE past" might make more sense. Or maybe "was the past." ?

I think I was sick the day we covered grammar in school, I literally have no idea what the different things like "past participle" are. I suspect if I met Phunked in a dark alley he'd kill me without hesitation.

I like to think of as a phrase like "The future is now!" It doesn't actually mean anything but it still manages to convey an idea. Basically using the present tense with a noun of any other time frame is going to result in fuck-all (unless of course you're putting forward some sort of argument for the non-existence of time). It's not just grammatical, conceptually it fails as well.

 :awesome_for_real:

You think daylight will protect you from grammar nazis such as myself?

While you all were bickering about "past" you all failed to notice the glaring misuse of an apostrophe, my #1 pet peeve. IT'S NOT POSSESSIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Past can only be used as an adjective or a noun, not a past-tense verb! People with a third grader's understanding of grammar should not be allowed to make t-shirts.

I coulda swore this was funny picture thread, not grammar nazi thread?




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No matter how much you accomplish in life No matter how good your grammar is you will never be as awesome as this. (http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/097/4/8/Dart_Ninja_by_BoffinbraiN.gif)

We used to have a special cage for grammar nazis, but many people felt strongly that it was better to let them roam free.


I'm not sure if you're correct, and Wikipedia agrees with me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle#Participles_in_Modern_English).  "Are" is the present of to be, but "screwed" is a past participle.  The present participle would be "screwing".  Note that using "screwed" as an adjective also makes it passive (which is why "we are screwing" is different from "we are screwed" in ways other than tense).

I'm not sure if "past" is properly a participle form of "pass", but it mostly functions as if it were.  "Screwed" (a participle) is an adjective that describes something which has been screwed.  "Past" is an adjective that describes something which has passed. (http://www.webdictionary.co.uk/definition.php?query=past)  Except that "pass" in that sense is intransitive so you can't turn it passive... hm.

Okay, "past" probably isn't properly a participle, but there's at least some family resemblance.   :-P  English is a very inbred language.

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As a budding linguist and grammar Nazi in the making, I  :heart: this thread.  :inluv: :awesome_for_real: :inluv:

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You guys can still use that word? Watch out for the anti-SS SS!  :hello_thar:

I used a proxy while posting that, I am safe  :grin:

He-eeeeelm! To ze coooolah!

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Having lived in west Phili, this made me laugh out loud. 

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This thread needs more moshgirl.

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Was that photo taken before or after he realized he had just been kicked in the stones?

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I know it's not lolcatz but I thought it was funny.

Edit: now funnier!

That moshgirl pic is awesome.  :evil:

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Thank you, F13, for introducing me to lolcats.

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Just in case you didn't know, they photoshoped the guy in.  The original picture is just of her dancing by herself in a very scary fashion, and is a popular photoshop item on the internet.

Oh, and just some random oldies:
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I actually grew up only a few hours away from were that sign is (its in the middle of nowhere in way northern California).  I was very amused to find it circulating the internet.

Free cat pic = not funny. :mob:

I lol'ed.

The time to act is past us.

Sometimes, people will leave off a noun like that.

For example:
"Thinking I might go to the store."
As opposed to:
"I am thinking I might go to the store."

It's slang, but it's not nonsensical.

Random sampling of my funny pictures directory:

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Not funny; tragic:
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I was saving this for easter:
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Hmm.. some of my work safe ones, then I've got more.  Click for Full-size versions.

(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504544.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047589)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504666.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047593)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504681.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047595)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504532.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047590)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504565.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047588)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/11/31209504482.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=7047582)

Love the Feynman pic. 
 

Looked more like she was shopped in.  She has a bit of a halo and seems a tad light for the scene.

(http://www.r0x0r.net/shopped.jpg)

Look at the guys feet, notice how his left foot is merging with the other guy's foot... and his right is in her knee.

I can't because of this SHITTY MONITOR.  So she seems to be holding a massive electrical charge.  Then again, his shadow looks pretty fucked up.

This is what I understand to be the original Mosh Girl pic-

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The horrified looks from the people behind her make it art.

The looks are from the flash.

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Ah, your right, that is the original pic.  Forgot what was going on in the background of the original, and figured they had just put the one guy into the original.

Either way, the first one posted was photoshopped, heh.

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Buahahaha @ all of them

NSFW: Jesus Fucking Christ (http://i6.tinypic.com/71fgiok.jpg)

dude... gross, doesn't belong here. And abreviating "Not safe for work" is a bad idea.

But... but... it's JESUS!  F13 is ALL about the Jesus!  Also, when did we stop knowing what NSFW means?

What do you hate Nerf, Charlie?  Why?

Here is a picture that reminds me that this thread has too many words.

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Here's a funny picture:

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Be happy it's no longer inlined like it was before I edited it.

WTF at the color scheme. If you don't read F13 in the original death black background you are helping the terrorists.

I suppose this counts as a funny picture, although it's very real and very on my Facebook page.

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Man that tattoo picture is freaking killing me. It is goddamn hilarious.  :lol:

As others pointed out, he was never in it. Original picture is just of her horrible dancing. IN COLO(U)R.

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I know this belongs in the funny shirt and silly hat thread but we don't have one.   :?

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My reaction seeing that was "Damn, we sure had some loud shirts goin' on."

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BEHEMOTH!

WHAT THE HELL??

That's not real, is it?  (http://www.democraticwarrior.com/forum/images/smilies/augen40.gif)

Maybe the other girls are midgets.

Awesome.

This thread made my Tuesday less like the Monday it actually is.

I want to stare at the perky one on the right, but something keeps drawing my eyes back to the one on the left. I think it's gravity.

Or maybe it's because she's a leviathan!

Mongo only pawn.. in game of life.

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Finally, we get a clear picture of Broadzilla. Someone alert the cryptozoologists.

She's larger than the god damn fridge!

Even huge chicks are bigger in Texas.

Hmm... I bet she's pretty big, but it still looks manipulated a bit. Not sure if it's her image or the other chicks' that's been altered though. I know that my fridge comes up to bottom of my neck at least (my ass is considerably smaller however). I'm also from Texas.

Man I don't even think they make cowboy hats that big...

Hats, shit. They don't make cowboys that big. That thing is a cyborg.

I can't help but think there was a fifth girl in that group.

That's no moon.

A winnar is you!

Lightweight.

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Difference between the american and the chinese is that the chinese one is going to die of some hormone imbalance. The american is just a hugeeeeeeeeeeee bitch.

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I didn't want to bring it up, but I figured that a hormone imbalance was probably involved in the first case too.

rBGH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_somatotropin), most likely.

Those pictures just keep reminding me of this.

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<Seinfeld fans will know the reference>

Jerry's date- "Make a wish!"

Jerry: *opens eyes and frowns; mutters* "Didn't work..."

haha man hands.

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Wut?

HL2 reference.

I got the reference. I mean the picture. Someone photoshopped the walker in, obviously. I'm trying to figure out which state or country has riot police that dress like city 17 cops.

After seeing that, I can't help but think how much a Gordon Freeman movie would kick ass.

Check the link name.

Or if you're lazy it's the country of Georgia.

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While I hate the juvenile spelling stuff, I like the picture. 

It's not really "juvenile", Nebu.  It's just the way cats talk.

I always imagined that if cats could talk, they'd have a voice that sounds like a cross between Vincent Price and James Earl Jones... with very precise diction. 

That REALLLLLY depends on the cat.

Come on... they're all just 2 opposable thumbs away from killing off the human race. 

Yes, but being an owner of 10 cats over my lifetime...i know they come in varying degrees of personality's.... But are all still quite capable of taking you out...if they had the proper tools =)

Thing is, they do not want to take out the human race..fuck, they own us. We are but slaves.

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oh shit great smiley.

I had to hit up some old threads on SA.  Awesome and its variants went out of style about 6 months ago there.  :awesome_for_real:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ug2cBISwg

What and Why ?

And What's it Doin' Here ?

Ditto. Wtf. What he said. Postcount ++

Video Explanation
This happened yesterday in Singapore actually, this blogger gal decided to post a video she recorded herself.
Think she got into a scuffle with a westerner's girlfriend, who promptly got her boyfriend involved. The blogger gal got pushed, according to her, she fell down in a public place and suddenly the crowd got all over him yelling about calling the cops. But I totally love the reaction of the random stranger in chequered green shirt going all Sparta on the poor westerner's face "YOU THINK YOU WHERE?! YOU THINK YOU WHERE!" /engrish.

If it aint funny, I'll take it down.  :oh_i_see:

It may be funny (haven't watched it) but it's not a picture. We have a separate thread for videos.

That was kinda my point;  Useless Videos.

I did watch.  Didn't make much sense to me until I read the youtube comments and then it was all "Who Cares."

Good for them.  Community and whatnot, even a xenophobic one, is rare.

I think he's holding that weapon backwards.

Why is Dwight Schrute in Singapore? And why are those mean Asians yelling at him?

And why the fuck is this in a pictures thread?

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Dwight is WAY cooler than that guy. Don't git it twisted.

Schrute would have maced them and then turned those angry people into fertilizer. Best beets ever.

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I don't like liver.   :uhrr:

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Funny and awesome are different.

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I like all these anti-religious signatures popping up.

This thread is fucking pure gold.  :awesome_for_real:

That orange kitty looks exactly like my Lister except Lister is huge.  He's totally lazy, too.  Trying to get him to exercise and play wears me out.

Considering that, like all cats, he probably considers YOU to be HIS pet, he is probably figuring he is doing this exercise thing right.

My kitties believe I'm their mama.  They associate me with food and clean poopy boxes.  Sometimes Lister even looks at me lovingly and say, "mama".  I melt and give him a treat.  I don't know how he makes himself so soft when he wants a treat.

And like all kids, he expects mom to clean up after him.

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Cockler10

Heh, that's good. When I read the top I thought it said FutureCock.

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Sorry, looked like it needed a moto frame around it.

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My co-worker added it could only be funnier if you added a question mark at the end.  I agree.

Pointing out the error with a question mark isn't funnier than exclaiming it as truth.  Your coworker is an idiot, and I hope you're only agreeing because a) said coworker is a female and b) doing so will further the cause of wanging her.

It makes it funnier because it becomes a rhetorical question you ignorant redneck fuck.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

 :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real:

I stand by my previous statement, it's funnier as an exclamation of truth than it as a rhetorical question.  Better luck next time with the wanging.

I agree. The more firmly serious the absurd statement, the deeper into absurdity you go.

You're both wrong.  The correct punctuation for maximum hilarity of the sentence in question is a simple period, or full stop.  This is the only way the maximum level of oblivious subtlety can be achieved.

May God have mercy on your souls for your folly.

Yes, but the punctuation cannot be at the end.  It needs to be after the m in Lem.ons

Here, here.

I bow to skill greater than my own.

The sentence is also in the passive voice. *blink*

Checks are done? Who wrote that? What supermarket is that anyway?

Tip: We perform checks throughout the day, ensuring the best quality of our produce.

See Also: Yo bitch, them le.mons is fresh. For realz.  :awesome_for_real:

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9679/motivator3058653uv1.jpg)

It is true. Ending absurd statements with periods further accentuates the seriousness and outright certainty one has with a ridiculous statement.

Question marks are very noobish, and putting the period in some random place is just attention whoring, internet faggotry.

 :oh_i_see:

I'm deeply hurt by your comments, Mr. Frenzy!

I hate you all*, especially Nerf.

*Hammer Frenzy is too awesome and will not be included in the hate.

Consume the hatorade, all of you!

I love my grammar and hug my grammar and call it George.  :drill:

Exclaim "Perfect for orange juice!" aloud with a a high degree of excitement, as though you are selling the product on late night TV.  Be sure to make the P in Perfect pop appropriately.  It will be clear that the exclamation point is the correct choice.

who's being overconfident Eagle or Cat? :headscratch:

Uh, no.

See, that'd be perfect if you were selling a juicer.

The grocer is selling lemons and explaining to you, with no room for error, the following:

Perfect for orange juice.

Putting a '!' at the end just makes you sound like a child that has no clue what they're talking about. Like when a kid is just making shit up and thinks he knows what he's talking about "Mom! Lemons are perfect for orange juice!"

Now imagine Ricky Gervais holding a lemon, smiling, and saying "Perfect for Orange Juice."

Probably better if you think of Bill Murray holding a lemon instead of a glass of whiskey colored water.

(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2913/motivator4883906uh0.jpg)

Putting an explanation point at the end of that would be stupid. Now remove Rene Magritte and Bill Murray from the sentence.

Perfect for orange juice.

I like to think that it means that lemons make an excellent garnish for orange juice.  A twist of lemon peel like you get with some cocktails.  Or maybe the lemon DOES make orange juice?  That's a pretty awesome lemon.

Lemons are fucking terrible with orange juice. But think whatever you want. We won't stop you.

Freak.

WAT?  LEIK THIS?

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4076/teasergeorgelemonic7.jpg)

YOU NAILED IT DUDE

If the original sign had said "Perfect for orange juice!" I'd agree with you that a period would be better suited.  However, we are arguing about the motivational frame, and stating the exact same thing, with the exact same punctuation that's in the picture above is most definately NOT funny.

Perfect for orange, juice.

Lemons!
Perfect for O.

Range juice.

No comma.  Period.

*nods sagely at Llava*

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I stopped there trying to find one that would support your case.

I couldn't. So stop making shit up. Period is funnier in every case. Always. Exclamation points and question marks are for losers. O'Doyle rules.

A period in this case would have made the motivational frame nothing but superfluous and repetitive.  No frame is funnier than repetitive frame, if you must have a frame, go for the !.

Repetition is frequently used as a humorous device.

I'm surprised we've avoided any boob jokes.

Did I hear a request?
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/4/12018055567.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic/8074512)

That right there is a fucking keeper.

God I love breasts.

Va-va-va-voom!

It's the indifferent expression on her face that does it.

Mind you, most women I've known with boobs like that tend to have that expression when you stare at them...

I know it's a cliche, but some things are cliche because they're too accurate to be outdone:

Boobs are just awesome.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/AerithKisaragi/1197239661426.jpg)

/discussion

Needs a period.

Is the text in the picture really necessary? I mean, come on now.

There should be an exclamation point on the smaller text!  There should be exclamation points on everything!

EVERYTHING!

(!)

I second this.

Wharrgharbl

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8383/lolcat01kw2.jpg)

It's a dogspiracy.

If I had a cat, that would be the one.

AGREE: Event not found.

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2515/allforthechipsts0.jpg)

I dedicate this one for Yoru.

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stove_ownership.png)

Alvin with an Uzi, nice.

CAPTION FIGHT!

Welcome to Atlanta, where even the chipmunks might kill you.

I think it's a MAC-10.

Topical flash video (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/74104)

Agreed, no slope at the front.

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/8/fail128547655453916250.jpg)

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Abagadro/gobe.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/just-kidding-there-is-no-candy.jpg)

A woman in Houston declares her feelings about non-native English speakers in the U.S.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/ClydeJr/english5.jpg)

She needs to get together with the "moran" guy.

And those who have a deram!

(http://i32.tinypic.com/2hqed02.jpg)

Because it's awesome.


I just noticed this gem.  Where are you hiding them, sir?

(http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/europe/05/03/austria.incest.ap/art.closejosef.gi.jpg)

(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8858/mariogg7.jpg)

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/056pics1211116895.jpg)

Awesome.

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/seal1211210390.jpg)

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9472/cookanythingim5.jpg)

lol

(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1263/dragboat9zd6.jpg)

I must know what the fuck is happening there and why that man is LARPING Jesus.

Personally, that's a situation I'd run across water to get away from as well.

"Fuck this. I'm outta here."

Here (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734068-2,00.html) is the story. Apparently he wasn't fast enough to get away from the orange speedboat.

I'm surprised he was thrown out. I would think those boats would have some serious heavy duty harnesses to prevent that.

Yeah, heres the 1 second later shot:
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6049465,00.jpg)

I'm sure somebody can make "I has a bucket" type picture with this.

Also, that really deserves to be in the Awesome picture thread instead  :drill:.

(http://evilpiggie.com/punch_machine.gif)

I think you just won the thread with that.

(http://michaelrosen.com/recentshoots/xygal010/pix/03.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

 :ye_gods:

Holy shit that website is not safe for sanity.

I preferred the Epic Boobs picture.



I'll admit I laughed, though. The tophat and the mustache? Come on man. Fucking hilarity.. until you look at it for too long and get creeped out.

Must. Cleanse. Eyes..


Ahhh.. better.

When is someone going to make a YTMND out of that tophat picture?

Not even Doom music...

I wish I could've just believed you.

Damn you, I didn't bother unitl you posted that.

Misery loves company! Some of those pictures would work well in the "Hey, check out this  cool site (http://www.michaelrosen.com)!" capacity, if one were into that sort of thing.

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-billy-idol-wil.gif)
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-things-i-may-ask-myself.gif)
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-stop.gif)
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-emo-at-the-intersection.gif)
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-relative-ball-size-ac-dc.gif)
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-survey-moving-on-up.gif)

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SDPosQM92iI/AAAAAAAARh0/lEefG5PrleM/s640/029_pics.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAH

So much funny with that. I like how his head's turned towards the camera. It looks like he's saying "You know I'm fucked, right?" or  "I hope you're getting this to warn future generations of my folly."

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/21may29-mothers-day-sale.jpg)

I see that and I have to admit, my first though was "fuck, condoms have existed for over 80 years?"

Good picture though :)

Uh, try over 500 years.

Really, wow. The more you know I guess.

Yea, that must have been a lot of fun.

Hi, do you have a sheep intestine of my size?
Well of course, we have an entire field, go find your pick..

 

If they were Scottish then they would just take the sheep home... reusable as it were.

But, what about the wom... oh...

fuck that, the name of the product itself already conjures some weird image

Trojan condoms....so is it empty...or full of....something else?  :uhrr:

While early in the night the little Macedonians stay tucked in.  If they feel the need to stretch their legs and burst out though, they run rampant causing all kinds of havoc.

You're both wrong.

They're used to sneak into places you wouldn't be allowed otherwise.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/parachute-fail.jpg?w=394&h=595)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cleancarfail.jpg?w=450&h=300)

He didn't fail, he was saved.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/parachute-fail.jpg?w=394&h=595)
You shall not pass!

From the failblog. Which actually fucks up a lot of funny pictures with their questionable application of fail captioning.

Probably fake, but still...
(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/m96012124411721212445006.jpg)

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/5dnm5w1212454371.jpg)

It's no fake, one death, ten wounded. A drunk crashed into a cycling contest on a highway in Monterrey, Mexico. It was a Texan from Brownsville. I don't have an english link to the article handy.

edit: link (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/5815249.html)

You're kidding me ???

I always thought that pic was shopped.  Christ.

 :ye_gods:

Wait, that article says the crash happened yesterday, June 1 2008.  Have you seen that picture before then?

I thought so !  Certainly seen a similar one if not.

Ironwood is from the future.

That's it! The people from the future have been manufacting all this crazy news these days as joke.

Am I evil if I think it's funnier because it's real?

It just means you have a barely-repressed hatred of bicyclists who weave dangerously around your car daring you to hit them and this picture speaks to the little voice in your back of the head that says "do it do it DO IT".

At least, that's what I'm going with.   :grin:

Well that, and that he's just running over the cyclists that mexicans won't.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2571543101_454c31e6fa.jpg)

haha.

I think we need a scary picture thread now  :ye_gods:

I think it was instantly on Failblog, which is where I first saw it I think.

(http://www.kaemmerling.com/blog/files/admin_escort.jpg)

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-graphs-24-characters.gif)

Why can't I shake the image that his tongue is probably painted brown?

That's not paint.

Or he could chew tobacco. Sloppily.

But I suppose the funniest image is him smoking a cigarette.

I don't know why. It just is.

This image got lost in between the bike picture and the dude with the painted face and I still think it's awesome.

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/76843d1213849504-funny-strange-random-pics-thunder-thighs.jpg)

Can she even fit in that car?

When I was a kid, I worked a shitty local renfaire. How shitty? They had a clown/balloon lady. She was that big. She drove a tiny hatchback. The driver's side almost scraped the ground when she was in it. She wore a blue bunny suit.

I'm not one to poke fun at the overweight, but at some point you just gotta put down the doughnuts.

Fuck UAVs, fear my attack cats.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/catplay-plane.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/catplay-tank.jpg)

Hmm can I post slightly NSFW but humorous pics here?  I noticed there is no spoiler tag.

Link but don't post NSFW inline.

Here's the picture then. (http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/76953d1213905061-funny-strange-random-pics-___priceless___girl__s_night_out___.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

They're both looking at the camera...

Maybe the camera had multi-flash to prevent red eyes.

Didn't work though...  :awesome_for_real:

Edit: Grammar+foreign language+alcohol

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/pyzamcontrymusic.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/11659713051_elephants.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/wat.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/50b7d9dacc19d729dcb75dc573aee43d.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/motivator9932684.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/theopositebjt4.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/1192243867487.jpg)

Oban...that whole post of yours made me laugh so hard i cried.

well done.

'wat' put me on the floor. The Internet is just...incredible.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/video-game-covers.php?page=1

is pretty weird and funky. I know some old games are like that but...

the adventures of mad dog williams?  :uhrr:
(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/june08/50_1.jpg)

I laughed so hard that I cried when I first read it.  :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/funny.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/invented.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/motivator7052914.jpg)

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg)

Look at the link, click it, then be amazed at your tax dollars at work...

Sigh. Visual puns are visual.

They're calling Mars an "Energy Bar" now?

Have you ever given one to a 6 year old before?

Well, it's got nuts.

So do I.

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-westboro-baptist-pwned.jpg)

(http://tingilinde.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/12/leica_dogpixel_2.jpg)
(http://tingilinde.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/widowmaker400x296_1.jpg)

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6272/motivator8241360ah6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Perhaps someone can help me with a caption here......



(http://trgriffiniv.googlepages.com/Camel.jpg/Camel-full.jpg)

I think it writes itself: Surprise buttsecks.

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8995/itsonhd6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

I laughed.  I lost.

Wrong thread! I laughed my ass of this last page too, great stuff. "Wat" got me bad. And the mantis.

(http://mute.rigent.com/pics/woofstock_08_01.jpg)

That dog has had me laughing so hard.

"woah Woah WOAH!"

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/tyylilla1215002310.jpg)

(http://pics.maunier.org/chien_tortue_ninja.jpg)

:ye_gods:

What the fuck is that?

I would venture that it is a poodle groomed to look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I'm laughing my ass of now, I thought it was clothing or a toy.

She looks so proud.

When did this become the creepy, surreal pictures thread? Jesus, I am wigging out over here. Did someone lace the Marlboro's with acid?

It's a stuffed toy.

Look at where her hands are. Look around her neck, it's attached to a purple lanyard.

That's a grooming table.

Article on it (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=69717&in_page_id=34)

EDIT: Some other pictures from that show (http://www.ocregister.com/slideshow/says-dogs-dog-1879219-grooming-hartness?pos=0)

maybe it's the mask but that dog looks like he's ready to battle some foot clan....then pee on them.

i threw up a little bit

This picture begs for a caption, but I can't do it justice:

(http://www.getwonder.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/81.jpg)

(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/7177/motivator1988527fe3.jpg)

I prefer "Class - this picture has none"

Call it morbid curiosity, but I really want to see the bridesmaid's dresses.

They are camo. With frills.

What freak metal did they use to support those? :ye_gods:

Unobtanium, obviously.

I love that wedding dress.

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/walking_20the_20dog_small.jpg)

Take a nice pic of the kids at the beach:

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kids_20on_20beach_small.jpg)

err...prolly nsfw ;) (http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dick_20in_20truck_small.jpg)

Crazy Asians are Crazy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M)

......why exactly did you post that in a funny pictures thread?

I have that movie.

Ok, I just read through the plot summary on Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Club_(film)#See_also).

It was vague on a few points though, and its now bugging me.
*spoilers*
So, why the fuck was everybody killing themselves?  Where they all being brainwashed by Dessert subliminally (through songs, posters, and the web site)?  What was with all the shit that happens at the concert Mitsuko goes to?  Did she get brainwashed as well (but then is just waiting to kill herself after the movie ends)?  Did they ever exactly explain the rolls of flesh and what the whole connect to yourself thing meant?  And did that Genesis guy have anything to do with it, or was he just a random psycopath?
*End spoilers*

I'm know that I'm never actually going to bother watching the movie, but now I want to understand the plot and meaning of the story better  :awesome_for_real:.  Help me!

i have these same questions, plz to answer?

That would require I watch the movie and it not be in plastic.

Doh!

dammit man, you need to research this stuff, for the children.

edit: blah

That's animal cruelty.

It's funny, and it's one of those crazy motion pictures.

I just found that annoying maybe it makes sense in the context of the movie but I sure couldn't see any humour in it.

You have a very frightening view of what is funny.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/BallPit.jpg)


OMG Shark!

The shark should have a caption saying "Suck my diiick!"

(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/cool-guys-demotivational-poster.jpg)

Didn't I see them in Kill Bill?

I'm skinny.

I saw that picture.

I feel fat.

(http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bridezillas-cake-eating-contest-2007.jpg)

It's not funny per say, but it's ridiculous enough to be posted.

Is there an article about why these women in wedding dresses are speedeating tiny wedding cakes stacked up on a platter?

I don't like the way shoulderless wedding dresses look.

(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v264/2/99/526423792/n526423792_1092706_5927.jpg)

Fat chance, Camilla.

How about a video? (http://videos.howstuffworks.com/reuters/2583-bridezilla-cake-eating-contest-video.htm)  The interview at the end is pure win.

She's probably got another son to show him.  :grin:
ObPic:
(http://xs129.xs.to/xs129/08270/watershipdown993.jpg) (http://xs.to)

"... put the money towards her wedding." (emphasis mine.)

Holy fuck.  Run away, dude, run away.

Also, there's a saying that goes something like "There are no ugly brides."  The man who coined that phrase needs to see that video.  :ye_gods:
I don't either.  Wedding dresses need poofy sleeves, dammit.

Wedding dresses just need to be tasteful (ie - this is not the time to show off your rack in a house of God), and bridesmaid dresses need to be some color that would never be acceptable in normal public viewing.

I disagree.  The wedding dress need only please the bride.  After a week, she's the only one that will remember the wedding anyway. 

Except for those bad pictures taken to remember forever the wonderful occasion the dress with lacy ruffles everywhere, with the gloves (with or without finger for the ring), and with the veil and train that require a small army to move around.  The late 70's and 80's seemed to have a real plethora of bad dresses, although my aunt who was married in 1970 or so had a terrible dress then too (pictures for all!).

It's one thing to think back and remember bad outfits, it is an entirely different thing to be constantly reminded with pictures (posted on the intardtubes for all to see or not).  I would say tasteful and refined for the bride, and whatever the hell you want to subject the bridesmaids to since they are going to hate the dress anyway.

Dunno, the last two weddings I was at I managed to snag a bridesmaid. They were in more tastefully cut dresses than the brides, despite the horrible colors. (Peach for one and awful puke-green for the other)

Snag?

 :nda:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/poster6944383.jpg)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb119.jpg)

 :awesome_for_real:

I love failblog.

Indeed:
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-book-rental1.jpg)

 :awesome_for_real:

THAT is awesome.

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5806/jamesmayautocaryu4.jpg)

Indeed. Kids these days. I used to spend hours and hours sitting at my local libraries (and we had *a lot* of them) reading.

Edit: at

Yah. Same here.   My god, that just hurt my brain.

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/dailyselection0331215523692.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1699/imdbgf1ea5.jpg)

Mildly humorous anyways...

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4593/brigiddarwinsm9.jpg)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-bounce-house.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

Fucking all time WIN!

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/queenoftheworld.jpg)



(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/profoak.jpg)

lol.

I'm the king of the - bonk!

Didn't know if this should go in here or awesome pictures. Decided it belonged here.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/bush-fist_684084n.jpg)

ZOMG, TERRIST FIST JARB !!!

(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9311/motivator2937779pr2.jpg)

 :drill:

Wow, you guys are on fire.  So much win on this page.
 
 :star:  :star:  :star:  :drill:  :star:  :star:  :star:

Someone's local dollar store is full of win


(http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r344/subwaydude1/bush_dirty_man_2.jpg)

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll171/climbjtree/sparta.jpg)

(http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/gas.jpg)

What's with the anus slides for kids?

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-slide-fail.jpg?w=369&h=261)

Love this one:

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-service-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)

I see your Bush, and raise you...

(http://www.thirdshiftstudios.com/images/thumbs/decision08.jpg)

Also...

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/S3xOnWheels/Gifs2/Squeak2.gif)

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e32/KimBaile/image001-2.jpg)

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/10may30-so-much-potential.jpg)

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m126/Paulysplitx/pic19954.gif)

oh come on, one was inadvertantly comical and that is just political bs

Okay, so this is actually my last post of the night.
I completely agree.

Agreed. Really not necessary here.

He's an Alamabama fan, duh.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/ClydeJr/funny/oh_hi.jpg)

 :awesome_for_real:

Not all Alabama fans are like that, just 99% of them.

Proud one percenter representing :)

Aye, you're special in a short bus kind of way.  Keep representing that 1 percent!

(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/thinkofthechildren.png)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/myspace.jpg)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/inspiration.jpg)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/frowns.jpg)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/apathy.jpg)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/hamas%20and%20papas.jpg)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/duck%20coming.gif)
(http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/stole.jpg)

By the way this is James May's (of Top Gear Fame) doing which got him fired from autocar magazine in 92.

Why does that not surprise me?

(http://nicelol.com/static/stuff/w600/30746.jpg)

I think the Autocar thing is genius.  I hope to be fired for a similar masterstroke.

(http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/10/translateservererror.jpg)

Argh oh god that one nearly killed me K9, I swear I turned purple :P

(http://i35.tinypic.com/1z3ota1.jpg)

 :heart: :awesome_for_real: :heart: :awesome_for_real: :heart: :awesome_for_real:

Did you dedicate this one to Eric?

In his defense his tshirts are crew necks with the design of a douchebag neck.

I have a couple of those, are supposed to be v-neck but the v is way too big. I only wear them around the house.

Same. Apparently they're for wearing with dress shirts, but I feel like I'm trying to show cleavage.

Maybe huge boobs are always funny.  Maybe I'm trapped at the emotional development of a 12 year old:

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0474.jpg)

--Dave

she looks scared of her own boobs, are they growing?

That would make a good caption there :grin:

This one is pure gold.

She looks like she can't breath.

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/23jul19virginsairlinesnonos1216651344.jpg)

(http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon_tiny.jpg)

I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon.  I am talking to you from the godammned fucking moon.  Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

That one's even funnier if you know the Moon landings were fake.

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6789/epicfailurexj1.jpg)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-family-picture-fail.jpg?w=500&h=334)

No. That is win.

I wish the failblog tards would leave their images undoctored.  Putting "FAIL" on a funny picture does not always make it funnier.

(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/fail.jpg)

See, in that case it works.  Because the image is actually indisputably one of failure.

Same shit applies to those damned lolcats also. Sometimes they don't need some unfunny shit under them. It's a shame everyone feels the need to not let pictures speak for themselves.

Yotsuba will get them one day.

(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/2631/yotsuba00607zk1.jpg)

Yo, what's up with the gay cardboard robot in that picture?  Needs a caption explaining it.  Weirdo.

That gay cardboard robot could kick your teeth in, Phildo.

Kick his teeth in with what?
 :pedobear:















I hate it when people emphasize their pervert remark with pedobear.  Putting pedobear in a pervert post doesn't always make it perverter

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/WSRC/dontworrysir8kf.jpg)

Didn't we do that one ?

I believe we even followed it up with a discussion on whether these were air-soft enthusiasts and what army units/nationalities their gear was based on. Maybe someone could take a picture of that post along with the earlier use of that photo and stick the word fail all over it to make the whole thing clear.
 :drill: :drill: :drill: :drill: :drill:

(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/967/yorityoritgoogle1iy0.jpg)

That should be in the awesome picture thread.  :drill:

Need moar chart:

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-graphs-bloodsuckers.gif)

That's a good one, Ookii.

Edit: And belongs in the Awesome Picture Thread like Teleku said.

I get confused now and then.  :uhrr:

(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5926/200807221001jj8.jpg)

It ain't rice he wants...  :drillf:


Obvious joke, but what the hell. I'm working on that 10k. Right, WAP?  :awesome_for_real:

(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9962/01ui0.jpg)

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/galleries/babys_first_internet/01bfi.php (http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/galleries/babys_first_internet/01bfi.php)

It's fucking spot on too.

I don't get it.  F***?  I'm guessing it's fuck but I can't see any funny there.  Like we are fuck?

I think its meant to be a graph of true horror.

I get that.  I just don't see how F***! can be the true horror.

Are lawyers ahead of vampires on that horror scale?  :grin:

Well, from what I can gather from the chart, ABCD = Flying Lawyers, so I believe you are both correct.

Any combination of three gets you something to be feared:  Mosquitoes, Vampires, or Lawyers.

A combination of all four gets something the mind can barely fathom.  It has no name, because the only response to understanding its nature is: FUCK!

It's not the word that is funny, but the concept of what could possibly incorperate all those traits.

(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/7/20422411941.jpg)
(http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/7/20422411986.jpg) (http://www.putfile.com/pic/8482331)

This got me bad.

The glass of wine got me. It was a great touch.

Actually, I think it's Zombie Lawyers, if you read the graph correctly.

Which means it's Mr Slant approved.

While Mr Slant is awesome, that got to be something different. Because Mr Slant flies only according to the laws of gravity - down with thuddy landings.

Perhaps for Mr Slant, but bear in mind it's talking about OUR zombie lawyers.

So they have Gulfstreams.

Perhaps Tri or Ab can give us their views.


Brains ?

Sorry to be pedantic but I think you'll find it's spelled "braaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnss!".

(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/776/image003kc6.gif)

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8976/image005un3.gif)

Really Nix?  You're going to try and hotlink emails from your gmail account?

USE IMAGESHACK.

(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4374/hellhathnofurylikeawomaab2.jpg)

And MahrinSkel as well.

Use imageshack!  Your picture wasn't showing up  :oh_i_see:

Nice.  Took me a while to figure out what a "Barstarp" was, though.

There. Fuck.

Second image is flawed, no woman with the money to shop at Macy's Properly would be seen in Sears or JC Penny. Either replace JC and Sears with Nordstroms and Bloomingdales or replace Macy's with Dillards.

Oh. I meant to say: Awesome. ^_^

Also note: the Female in question never enters The Gap, OR leaves the mall.

She's waiting outside for the guy, who apparently started having a fling with the sales clerk (due to how awesome he looks in those new jeans) and thus never leaves the store either.

Hes having a fling that only costs $6?  :ye_gods:

Fuck that, I'm moving to America.

Also note how sub-optimal her route is.

Women!

When I drink...

(http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6547.jpg)

Facebook = Adult Friend Finder. Nice. The Centurion one is pretty great also.

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5376/tthfailbu9.jpg)

The daggers must be rouge.

I've read this thread a couple times, but every time I see it, I laugh my tushie off.

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8102/0725daviesup7.jpg)

I'm not sure if we should have a Political Cartoons thread in Politics.

I think we should.

Make a cartoon thread in politics.  If schild doesn't like it, I'm sure he'll let you know.

(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9596/04jul26chickswholiveofffi2.jpg)

The grader didn't notice she can't spell Lindsay - or that her parents are dirty name-making hippies.

Edit: Also, Political Cartoons are comedy on the level of musicals and improv. Which is to say - they're crap!

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5953/jayshermanff6.gif)

It stinks!

Unless they star Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion.

I don't even want to talk about Dr. Horrible :(

It's ok, Schildy, we're here for you.

hmm

Nix's picture broke my brain.  Not because of the horrible writing, but because I know that horrible trollop found some sugar daddy to take care of her and turn her into yet another waste of life soccer mom.

I'm still confused about F +.

What the fuck is that ?  You failed, but in an awesome way ?

Yes.  It's a grade that never made any sense, but was introduced so the failing student didn't feel as bad.  "F+" means "oh you failed, but if you'd gotten one or two more things right you'd have gotten a D- and passed!   Now you have more insight into the relativism that is American thinking.  In our world there are no absolutes.  :oh_i_see:

Google her name, it's a very interesting story.

No, it's not.

I second that, it's not.  Though apparently she does have a hot friend who's probably not going to work a day in her life.

So, she could have been right.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

That line...  :uhrr:

Yes.. in a world where there is "Good force" and "Bad Force" there are no absolutes.   Thanks, my brain hurts all over again.

Qui-gon (which rubbed off on Obi) was grey in a world of black and white.

But really the line should be "Only a Sith, Jedi, and everyone else..."

I was referring to the pictures. And they interesting :grin:

Apologies if this has already been done:

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll171/climbjtree/399px-Internet_serious_business.jpg)

Too much white when posting the image (http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/4chan_710.jpg)

The best solution is a quart of ID 10-T.

Just remember that wherever Chris Walken goes, there he is.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/walkenportal.jpg)

And the thread is won.

Of course, if it was the awesome pictures thread, it would've won. But it's not!

"In short; Christopher Walken goes in, Christopher Walken goes out."

Now I want to go into Portal and replace nearly all references to an object with christopher walken. Cept the cube.

Somewhere out there, in all the world, with all it's billions of souls, there lives a genius.

The only real Jedi is Jolee Bindo.

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5951/2rrl65gkq3.jpg)

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r238/JackKrabitz/lolwutnr4.gif)

wtf

I don't know, but it cracks me up.

S'not what it looks like.

I laughed once and then I just kinda felt weird about it.

Bad add placement example:

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/358/chompwq4.jpg)

well, size matters.
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/r3dknight/ohdear.jpg)

Clearly, some form of trap:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/star-wars-mon-calamari-wedding.jpg)

Since most of you are probably wondering:
How do I get married by a jedi minister? (http://www.jedichurch.com/jedi-marriage-licence.html)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/batmanconvo3.jpg)

Perfet ?

Your English degree is showing again.

That's why I never wear backless or strapless cocktail dresses.


That and being a bloke.

(http://xs330.xs.to/xs330/08321/how_many_times820.jpg) (http://xs.to)

Oh, win. Is there a blank one of those. Too lazy to go look at macrochan.

OK, I've been thinking about this picture for hours.

I can accept the SW wedding.  But please, for the love of God, tell me that the Ackbar mask is shopped.  I can't imagine what kind of brain damage you'd NEED for that.

So much worse than that, he gets married in the mask, she takes it off him for the kiss, and then he puts it back on.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2632058218_617a789a8d.jpg)
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2632074476_955ec1b0a4.jpg)
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2632104928_09db01b87f.jpg)
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2632106762_912fea84f7.jpg)

This next one is priceless, you can see the look on her face that says "Wait, you were serious?"

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2632108094_2d203f2f41.jpg)

...and this last one shows you exactly the moment when her little girl dreams die:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/2631285315_c2e73caf3c.jpg)

I am totally showing this to my wife so she knows how much worse she could have done than me.

That's completely insane on so many level.

I hope he's rich. It could explane what she's doing with him.
If not, she's more insane than him.

I thought the two women were getting married.

Thanks for ruining it.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. I thought he was marrying Leia, not the grandma. Crisis averted.

I wouldn't judge you.


(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/batmanconvo5.jpg)




Still haven't found the original... grrrr.

OK that made me laugh.

Yeah, me too.  Now, like Way, I have to show my wife so she stops shaking her head at me.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/batmanconvooriginal.jpg)



squeeeee

I thought the two women were getting married, too. Getting married in an Ackbar mask is pathetic, and he actually looks decent in just the white outfit. Going to make my voodoo marriage look so much better....until we're splashed in chicken blood, of course.

Anyway.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2735643240_a785451472_o.jpg)

Heh.

Yep.

Kick ass.

I think I know him.

He looks an AWFUL lot like a guy I knew about 5 years ago. (Specifically: He was dating the sister of a friend of my wife's, and I met him a few times).

You know, I'd say the guy is smart and lucky.  Why?  He found a woman that genuinely loved him for who he is.  No pretense, no pretending, just being himself. 

You guys mock the man, but I think it's a brilliant way to find out if the woman you're with really loves what you're all about. 

This!    :drill:

True that, Nebu. Still, unless she has a fishman/Star Wars fetish, I have to wonder if that was the wedding the bride had dreamed of since she was learning nursery ryhmes. Solid point, though.


Wish I could take credit for it. ...Those crazy /b/tards!

(http://xs230.xs.to/xs230/08323/shitbrickspb425.jpg) (http://xs.to)

Oh wow that almost made me throw up.

That was pretty cool, but it hurt my head and eyes a bit to look at.

EDIT: Ok, now I feel dizzy from it. That pic is evil!

(http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/143/opticalillusionwheelscigx0.png)

So did I.  I thought it was two Leia's getting married.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/Lickable.jpg

I'm not even going to put the image on here.

But....  :ye_gods: :pedobear:

I don't even have to click it, I know it just from the title of the jpg.

It was a hoax.

I posted that on like page 5 or someshit. I fucking love that.

Also, the SW wedding was people my friends know. In fact, some our friends couldn't make it to the pig roast because they were at that wedding. The ceremony evidently was a performance of Vader coming in to protest, then a saber fight ensued, then Admiral Akbar pulled a "look over there!" and Vader turned around "whaa?" and got stabbed. Or something.

These people aren't LARPers, I guess, they're just fucking hilarious.

 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:

Dude, he was wearing a mask.  A mask at a mock Star Wars LARP-athon for christ's sake.

It's evenbetter if you print it out, I so wanted to wallpaper a room with this shit.

Christ, just drop a couple of tabs of acid and the walls do that as much as you like and it wears off after 8 hours, you're not stuck with it for life :p

Oh wow :pedobear:

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/83925d1218056724-funny-strange-random-pics-gnomes.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/25a4yfk.jpg)

Brilliant

Oh Tinker Gnomes.  I am like the only person who liked em.  Or Kender for that matter.  Damn RPG players just don't know how to have any fucking FUN.

Damn gnomes.

(http://www.unc.edu/~tito/pantsed.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

 :ye_gods:

 :uhrr:

 :ye_gods:

:grin:

 :popcorn:

Can't tell if hes trying to catch or pitch.

 :awesome_for_real:

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/ClydeJr/funny/excuseme.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/D9QEnuQFoch3nhmc1h1n5srd_500.png)

That is a huge... Guinea pig he has there. Seriously oversized.

That's a seriously creepy picture.

It's probably for the best that he'll soon to be too large to leave the house.

I'mma be in my room, brushin my guinea pig...

This just came across the work-wire...

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2497/clipimage001ip1.th.jpg) (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clipimage001ip1.jpg)

 :awesome_for_real:

 :drill:

I see this:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-teleportation-machine-needs-some-work.jpg)

I make this:
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/11/whereizcake128629566602981785.jpg)

(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8837/bushfunny1la2.jpg)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-bbq-design-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333)
Sorry, schildy. Had to.

Man, I wish I could get a zoomed out picture of that entire set of bleachers at the Olympics, with a caption under everybody's face saying their name/position.  Would be interesting.

If it weren't for the closed eyes in the last shot, I'd think that Chinese woman behind them was a corpse.  She's all ashen and doesn't look like she moved a muscle in the entire sequence of photos.

George isn't wearing a flag lapel pin. Why do you hate the troops George?

Because they keep dieing, the cowards!

(Note: The above is a Futurama reference and not a reflection of an actual opinion about "The Troops" by me")

(http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/Pedobear_chase300x200.gif)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/danquayle2005.jpg)

Ok, I'm not getting it.  What am I missing?

That he is still alive?

It's funny because the books behind him are actually painted onto a canvas.

harharharhar

I just think Quayle is a funny guy.

Holy shit. Quayle can't spell so he can't read jokes are still funny? (Those books are fake!)

It's like, 15 years ago. Again.

But in a good way? The guy's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars! (maybe)

I nearly woke everyone up laughin to that one it was too funny for words classic stuff.

Taken by a friend of mine in downtown Portlland.

(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3016/magszt8.jpg)

Not sure which bit I like more, the poor placement of the mag next to it, or the sign directly under it. This must be why the people in Gresham turn out the way they do.

(http://www.topproducerwebsite.com/users/20814/images/dlisted.jpg?id=0.7854484)
"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now motorboat your bride!"

 :hello_thar:

(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1821/lickable2vr5.jpg)

what is this, the 3rd time that picture's been posted? Hasn't it been established to be a hoax too?

Yeah, what's up with that?

D'oh! Sorry about the repeat.

It's funny, and it's a photoshop.

Not sure about funny.  Kinda disturbs me a little.

Repressing something?  :pedobear:

Something more tame:
(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/imagesscream20for20ice20cream1218811487.jpg)

 :why_so_serious:

(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2008/8/14/10/d6012650bef967684a86b52e203ab994.jpg)

(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/8/13/15/04d8556c19ef1c4860854c75fbf98d38.jpg)

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/08/12/hugz.jpg)

(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/8/14/1/c950757b27d927c91debe558ca270cbb.jpg)

:beijing_gymnastics:

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/bowserbush.jpg)

I wonder what they're discussing.

Weak security.  Look how close Mario is.  He's gonna jump on Bowser's head any second now.

(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/8/15/12/9f433dc7f308416b2545bcc83604db06.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

(http://www.topproducerwebsite.com/users/20814/images/dlisted.jpg?id=0.7854484)


Nah, dude.

Nah.

Christ, these threads are getting like the BBC.

A lot of Unfunny repeats.

Stop explaining all your jokes!

You're a strange man.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/267332697_7f64e76057.jpg?v=0)

That was funny.

The pimp hat is the perfect touch.

Nice electric lawnmower.  Mine is almost identical.

NSFW (http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html), but full of  :awesome_for_real:, some  :ye_gods:, a little  :grin: and even  :cthulu:.

The pics were meh, but the comments were gold.  The fisting mitten gave me nightmares about a vid I saw back around 2000.   His. Whole. Fucking. Arm.  :ye_gods:

Hubba hubba.

The following image, along with this article (http://www.cracked.com/article_16072_5-famous-inventors-who-stole-their-big-idea.html) and the caption "Einstein, photographed with God" just made me fall off my chair...

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/invent/einstein3.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/marriagejoke.jpg)

Oban, that made me chuckle.

(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5500/zprioritiespr7.jpg)

Please tell me there was something else going on in that picture than what it looks like was going on.  :ye_gods:

Venti frappuccino.

Aw.

No, it's shit.

Story?

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/cookiemonsterjacktorrence.jpg)

Me want cookie!!

(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2686/vandammebandmz8.gif)

I wanted this as my avatar, but couldn't get it to animate.

That's pretty much my favorite gif ever.

Love the Bloodsport Band.

I meant that as, "Aw, Naw."   :ye_gods:

What, with the dude crapping himself? I hear it's not unknown in marathons.

19 year old Swede runner starts the race with stomach cramps, 5 KM in his bowels let go due to exhaustion, he keeps on running and places 21st.

Lucky number 21!

I guess most runners couldn't stand to run behind him.

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb46/FirehawkWS6/poster70971576px4.jpg)

That's funny in a way that things should never be funny :awesome_for_real:

I'm just sort of impressed by the picture.  How did they manage to take a shot like that with her skin still in deformed, without what ever hit her still in frame?  Either she was bitch slapped by the flash, or her skin is  like play dough.  Or there just much better at photography than I am.

I bet it's a picture of her whipping her head back and forth really fast, the snap just caught it at a good angle.

To me it looks like she's pushing her face up against a really clean glass. But I think Viin might have it.

Viin is right. There's an entire website dedicated to people doing that and taking pictures.

I'm guessing air pressure at just the right angle.

Could be from something similar to this (http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1816895&fullscreen=1)

I would recommend people watch the show Time Warp this fall.

:drill:

That's really all I can add.

I already can't wait for the re-runs.

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7749/1219426031968jw7at3hj4.jpg)

Can't wait to see Goldblum kick ass in that.

They made soup out of his research turtles.

Oh you bastard. Best Bond Ever. Ever.

Makes me wonder why he never really has played a secret agent type. It'd be perfect.

He was a spy in some 80s film can't remember the name but I remember enjoying it long time ago.

Yes, Bond should be a stuttering retard.  :why_so_serious:

Don't you ever call Goldblum a retard. Ever.

I know, right? Everyone knows he's a human wasteland. Not a retard.

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/jeffgoldblumduchovny.jpg)

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8807/vandammebandmz8w140pb4.gif)

I can't stop chuckling at that.

I think I'm retarded or something.

Like Jeff Goldblum?  :awesome_for_real:

Jeff Goldblum, the best kind of retarded.

(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/07/2_3_full.jpg)

My avatar says fuck you.  Don't hate on Goldblum!

Well, at least nobody challenged the stuttering  :grin:

I was googling a funny goldblum picture for this thread. Then  :ye_gods:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2805220647_f3c5d40f45_o.jpg)

 :ye_gods:

It isn't technically a stutter, is it?  I'd never considered it to be one, anyway.

Oh, my sides!  That's something he would totally do.  Then he would mumble out a comment and look at everything in the room except for you.

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/12198982662471219943015.jpg)

Le fuck.

(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/jumptheshark.jpg)

They should have used the original cat picture.  I mean, it can't be copyrighted, right?

ASU eh? I know what cheeseburger I'd get for $10.

(http://heartattackgrill.com/menu.jpg)

Better when they did fried eggs on them also, but what can you do.

yesterday I had a burger wrapped in a scrambled egg coat covered with cheeze.

That sounds amazing.

twas. its a small burger joint in on the University Ave in Seattle called Burger Hut. Its run by a group of asians that also run some low rent teriyaki joints. They are all rude and abrasive, but have the best burgers in the district, so us honkies put up and chow down.

edit to correct spelling of honkies previously spelt honkeys, which sounds like donkeys. oh wait, this requires a picture.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/82194/HARDEE-S-NEW-MONSTER-BISCUIT.jpg)

God that looks so insanely good, it's painful.

I don't see the burger wrapped in a scramble egg.

Also, is that a biscuit bun? That sandwich will fucking kill you.

(http://www.nwsource.com/files/imagecache/f200/041808_AmyBacon_GeoffCarter.JPG)

Figured you'd all love this then... chicken fried bacon.  It's the new rage where I live and is served with a side of fries and deep-fried pie with ice cream for dessert.  I'm pretty sure restaurants are going to start being required to have AED's.  

The egg looks like carpet foam.

Is that a bowl of ranch dressing?

Ironically, I would not eat that. That's too over the top. Bacon donuts are more reasonable than that. Hell, Bacon cupcakes are. This... this is just too extreme. Do you have to slam a 1 gallon mountain dew with it?

Mountain Dew is for pussies.  I'm pretty sure they chug the syrup down here.

Actually, if it's anything like the original Texas place that made it, that bowl has cream gravy in it.

I couldn't find a good picture of a burger wrapped in egg in google. They all looked really really disgusting, which is actually how it did look IRL, but it just didn't convey the awsome. So I just opted for the most idiotic burger picture I could find. But Azaroth is right, the egg does look like foam insulation. Then again, aparently its a Hardee's burger, so it stands to reason.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

I'd actually prefer if that meat was a sausage patty and I would love that for breakfast.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2625223578_ac8907df61.jpg?v=0)

Oh god. Luthers. I hoped to never see those again after leaving Atlanta.

Why not just put a scoop of lard into a waffle cone?

Okay. I decided to read up some more on the chicken fried bacon Nebu posted and I stumbled upon this:

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/baconmartini.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/baconmartinifood043.jpg)

Bacon fucking martini. I don't think I could do it. The only thing worse would be a clam chowder martini and I love clam chowder. Chicken fried bacon is great though.

edit: for better picture

It looks like there is a frog sitting in the bottle.

After eating a pizza and a ton of goulash, I puked a little after that last page...

We need a bacon sub-forum. It's at least as big a part of my life as gaming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8

 :ye_gods: ... :pedobear:

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I waited a while, but had to steal it. Thanks Bloodworth

Makes me want to watch Bloodsport. And laugh, and laugh and laugh.

Anyone remember the chase scene set to "Steal The Night" by Michael Bishop?




Aw, hell. Who am I kidding. EVERYTHING in that movie was set to "Steal The Night" by Michael Bishop.

Well now I'm just fucking hungry. And horny. Wait...which thread is this?

Bacon one - got it. Hungry.

Let's merge the bacon thread with the T&A thread plz. I can has boobzburger?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/barney1969/20080402-baconbra.jpg)

To easy.

What a waste of bacon.

Thanks, asshole. I never thought I'd look at a pair of titties and go "Uh.. that's kinda disgusting".

Don't tell my dad.

I know right?  I mean at least fry the bacon first.   :ye_gods:

Some people don't read the bacon cups thread.

All threads lead to bacon given enough time. It's the natural order of things.

We've read it. It's still disgusting.

Now that they have the mould, much like plastering Katy Perry, they fry the bacon up and have delicious bacon c cups.  Not a waste at all.

Whole statement goes will with your avatar.

Ya... I'm with Lantyssa.

Oh shit, I just noticed... Bah, I'll have to choose something else.

Edit: Anyone mind re-sizing this one?

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The part right before the bsod makes me lol.

omg dude

That's funny as shit.

HAHAHAH.

Ya, that's all I got.

But damn..

HAHAHAHA

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Here's a better diagram, for the .0001 of you who haven't seen it already:

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My favorite part of that thing, and I smile every time I see it, is this:

"his font got serifs goddam"

Brilliant.

Fuck, why didn't I find this earlier. Could have won the You Raff, You Ruse thread :

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/73613d1211415426-funny-strange-random-pics-1211414030163.jpg)

Yeah, that was the line that has me giggling madly right now.

You haven't seen a Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop poster before?

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/99701/watchingyou.jpg)

Used to post those all over the high-school bathrooms.

Bonus picture!

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What is the Jeff Goldblum poop thing ? Must have missed it. Did he watch somebody poop ?

There was no internet when I was in high school.

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Maybe move to better hosting than my crappy Photobucket though.

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Before anyone asks.

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That's fuckin sweet!

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So many things wrong with that picture...

He has a tattoo of a ring on his finger?

She has many chins, at 17.  Is the available pool of talent in Alaska that small?   I mean the kid looks like he should be able to get the prom queen or someone of that caliber.

Gender ratio isn't as skewed in Alaska as it used to be, but it still tilts 4% towards males.  If you're a plain female (or even borderline ugly) and desperate to get married, there are two sure ways to make it happen: Join the military, or move to Alaska.

--Dave

At the time she was the governor's daughter.  Wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of bet or challenge among guys in their city to get with her.

Yeah it's her name, Bristol.  I guess that's what rednecks do instead of buying real wedding rings?

I love it when people clean up after mess they've created, but this is too funny.
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What game is that?

Jesus Christ she has some huge tits, she's only 17?  I bet that's a ten in Alaska.

Boob warmers maybe? :grin:

She's pregnant. Tends to inflate the air bags a bit.

Oblivion's somewhat....less acclaimed cousin, Two Worlds.

I'm a Spore-width from buying that. Quirky eastern european rpgs, I love 'em. Gothic beat the shit out of Morrowind, and I had just picked it up as a filler game. Gothic 2 was even better and 3 wasn't bad, though easily the weakest. But I did finish 3 where I didn't even bother with Oblivion.

I hear you should stay off the horses, though.

Why are the orc things ...sweeping?

it's a filler idle animation, sometimes they just sit / sleep on campfire / mine on rocks etc. But on this particular town they just massacred, they chose to sweep the floor.

Germany = eastern europe? Really?

But yes, Gothic ownZ Morrowind. Just as "makes sense" beats "makes no sense" pretty much all the time in the world of games.

Half of it anyway <grin>

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the phun is just too much

Hetfield = Metal

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Wow that was pure genius.   :grin:

I love black lagoon
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I've actually seen commercials for this aquarium, it's local to me. Every time I see the commercial, at the end they give the address and say "Right next to Doug's Fish Fry!" and I lol.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-fish-care-sign-fail.jpg?w=500&h=374)

Mmmm.. nothing better then some deep fried goldfish with some angelfish on the side.

Popcorn guppies?

Edit: you know, you're right.  I've been working 60 hour weeks for two weeks now, and shit seems a lot funnier when it's late and you're sleep deprived. 

It's quoted below if you're really curious to see it.

No, just NO.

Seriously people I've put up with things that were not awesome and things that were not funny but

what


the

fuck

are you fucking mentally deficiant? this is not /b/ jesus h christ what about that picture is in any way funny? Seriously, gtfo

the shoes good lord, the shoes

I wonder why they did that to Bridget from Guilty Gear.

That's horrible.

Horrible.

But then, she is a tranny surprise, so whatever.

And just when i think it cant possibly do any more harm to me........the internet strikes again.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/liekthensrsdaf3.jpg)

Oh yeah. I remember that picture. Sometimes I still say "What the shitting dicknipples was that?"

Cockberg, and yes, it is cold:

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Because some of you don't actually venture into politics:
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Says the image has been removed.

Dang, fixed.  Chrome must cache the shit out of things.  I had several people tell me the same thing I linked it to, but every time I clicked or looked at the link, it worked fine.  I could still see it posted fine on the forum....

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Gotta be from New Jersey. 

Possibly Krypton? Naaahhh.

I couldn't decide if it was Funny or Awesome.

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Both.  And a little disturbing too.

I have a feeling this may be a re-post. What's life without a bit of risk?

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 :awesome_for_real:


Nope, that's new on me.

Good one.