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Ironwood
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That's assuming the whole thing isn't a Government lie, of course.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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What a lousy 'shop, they didn't even get the shadows right.
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Merusk
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Where's the stars, man. Where's the fuckin' stars?! That's how you know it's a sound stage!  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Rendakor
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How is the flag moving; there's no wind on the moon!
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Come back to me when you find the people who don't think that the landing is fake, but believe the MOON ITSELF is fake. |
and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Yegolev
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Well, newtonian physics is a pretty hard pill to swallow.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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kaid
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You know you have no argument when you start going after semantics rather than the issue. Keep on keeping on, Bill. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Paelos
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Oh sure, but that white flashlight can cross the street any time it wants.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Wow... that's one slow news day.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Ironwood
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Is it a Bhenghazi flashlight ? Because if not, FOX are already cutting away to something else.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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Worse if it's a suspicious Fleshlight.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Fabricated
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Not mine:
"Couldn't they just have said it was a black flashlight?"
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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Cyrrex
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I lose.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yegolev
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Awesome.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Chimpy
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That's definitely the "draw attention away from you to hide your own equal guilt" slap.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Sky
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Steve Harvey actually made the Feud funny. There are a lot of good clips around.
Also...that clip is mesmerizing. She knows what she did.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Steve Harvey actually made the Feud funny. There are a lot of good clips around.
Also...that clip is mesmerizing. She knows what she did
Oh yeah, she completely knows what she was doing there. And did it anyway, knowing the response she'd get. I guess you use every weapon in your arsenal to get an advantage, right? |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Engels
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I don't get the German one.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lakov_Sanite
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I don't get the German one.
I just assume it has something to do with scat porn. |
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IainC
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I think it's referencign the fact that those simulator 'games' are extremely popular in Germany. The dude in the forklift is presumably a German, he goes home and sits in his Bundesdienstflagge t-shirt with the picture of Kanzlerin Merkel on the wall and is super excited about pretending to drive a street sweeper around digital Hamburg.
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Teleku
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Yeah, seemed pretty self explanatory to me. A lot of those simulator games are made in Germany. Just poking fun at German culture and work ethic.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Yegolev
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Tell me which ethnic group drew the picture in the last panel so I can joke about them, please.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ingmar
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Tell me which ethnic group drew the picture in the last panel so I can joke about them, please.
What, Germans are well-known to have second elbows in the middle of their forearms. |
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Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Hutch
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They need the leverage to hoist their beer.
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Yegolev
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Beer, or misshapen coffee cup?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tale
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Beer, or misshapen coffee cup?
Beer. It's delivered to your German door in milk crates. But they're beer crates. |
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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