Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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This last Halloween someone in my in-laws neighborhood was making cotton candy (organic sugar (hippies) with no added flavor). Soooo good. "Son, I'll hold this for you." "NO."
I'm a bit of a sugar addict, however.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Pennilenko
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I know I should feel bad about the dog one, but I can't stop laughing.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Evildrider
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I know I should feel bad about the dog one, but I can't stop laughing.
That's pretty much my reaction as well.  |
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rk47
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2013, 11:37:59 PM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Chimpy
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Trippy
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The deer survived. It was one of those indestructible breeds.
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Viin
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That's awesome. Hope it got out without anyone getting hurt.
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Ratman_tf
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Fare, please!
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ezrast
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Still seems like the wrong thread and/or forum.
To avoid irony, here's a picture of responses to Super Metroid's release on Wii. Insert generation gap commentary.
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Ironwood
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I think I vaguely get the joke, but I've never played it.
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Merusk
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They all require powerups that happen in other areas and then you backtrack. It wasn't a linear path like modern games.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Well, at first I want to rail against them and say shit like "you have the internet and can't figure this shit out?" but then, like Merusk said, it's not a linear modern game. That's all these people have experienced. Even worse, having to backtrack or solve things like this has a negative impact in terms of reviews and scores because if a player can't figure out what to do it's a fault of the game.
There is a huge difference in design too. Back in the day if there was a door, you were pretty damn sure at some point it had to open because otherwise why they fuck did they program its existence. These days with invisible walls, and background fluff details, even if there is a door, a path, road signs and a welcome mat, if you couldn't go that way it was designed that way intentionally and you should not bother wasting brain space about it.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Ironwood
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They all require powerups that happen in other areas and then you backtrack. It wasn't a linear path like modern games.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Me at work every day I miss that show.  Picture:  And something for the 'Awkward pictures thread':  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Lantyssa
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I know I should feel bad about the dog one, but I can't stop laughing.
It's a yellow lab. It overcame its handicap so no reason to be sad, and it probably would wave and be friendly like that if it could. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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The jazz hands gets me.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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That puma pic is why I avoid white clothes. A fresh laundry basket is one of the primary invocations of the Bartolomeus. Try folding clothes on the bed when there's a 22lb cat refusing to get off them. It's a game of his, he'll see me reach for something and dive onto it.
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Yegolev
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Some people avoid white clothes, others avoid having animals in the house. Favorite:  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ard
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To be fair, I had the exact same reaction back in the original metroid however many years back that was. Didn't they actually turn one of those into a boss fight in one of the more recent games?
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Fordel
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To be fair, I had the exact same reaction back in the original metroid however many years back that was. Didn't they actually turn one of those into a boss fight in one of the more recent games?
It's a boss fight in that game too. |
and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Ratman_tf
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They all require powerups that happen in other areas and then you backtrack. It wasn't a linear path like modern games.
Metroid Prime had a fair amount of backtracking, but then it's not a current game anymore.  |
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Evildrider
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I don't know either.. kids find snake in street. Kids start twerking.
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Merusk
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I assumed it was the harlem shake in harlem.. but I'm uber white.
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Signe
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Is that really a snake? Harlem Snake? I dunno, either. Not so much because I'm uber white, which I am, but because children confuse and terrify me.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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SurfD
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St. Bloodworth's day strikes again.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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St. Bloodworth's day strikes again.
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Teleku
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To be fair, I never tire of watching that gif.
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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