MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I swear to god, Nancy Grace is a psychic vampire that feeds on desperation and grief. --Dave Nah, she's just that hyper-opinionated, annoying housewife down the street, only she has a law degree and is on TV.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I swear to god, Nancy Grace is a psychic vampire that feeds on desperation and grief. --Dave Nah, she's just that hyper-opinionated, annoying housewife down the street, only she has a law degree and is on TV. With every new "Dead White Girl" in the news, she gets younger. QED. --Dave |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I hope that guy gets elected.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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TheWalrus
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I hope that guy gets elected.
It's not secret gay sex, he doesn't have a chance in the Republican Party. |
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luckton
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Too soon?
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Not nearly as bad as this from two days ago: "An older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar... Does this mean an older guy chasing a young boy is called a nittany lion?" |
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Sand
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Too soon?
Im a pretty thick skinned and irreverent guy, but yeah its to soon. More victims are coming out and they havent slapped cuffs on the university president yet.  |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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It's never too soon.
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Ironwood
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This is the universal truth of comedy. As Doug Anthony Allstars once said of the Challenger Disaster : "We had 10 jokes before that thing hit the water."
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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I wish I could remember what I heard Vic Henley say about it once. Something along the lines of, "It's never too soon. It's just too soon for some audiences."
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Bungee
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Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That is just evil... esp at work. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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ShenMolo
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If PedoState is too soon, perhaps this is as well.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I was taught to cut from underneath, not the top...  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
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climbjtree
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I just told that joke yesterday. Such a lame joke, but I couldn't resist.
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Thrawn
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Wow, I haven't laughed so much at gifs....ever. |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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schild
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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coathanger = abortion?? is that the humor?
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"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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schild
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NOT ANYMORE, YOU BUZZKILL.
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Ironwood
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Please tell me that wasn't something that someone actually paid for and used for marketing purposes.
Please tell me it's just a shop or something.
Because that's REALLY bad.
(Though Hilarious due to how BAD it is.)
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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DraconianOne
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Please tell me that wasn't something that someone actually paid for and used for marketing purposes.
Please tell me it's just a shop or something.
Because that's REALLY bad.
(Though Hilarious due to how BAD it is.)
http://www.roomfor2.ca/Also, copyranter website is comedy goldmine - although this is possibly a BW:  |
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Ironwood
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Holy Shit.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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yeah this place is about 4 blocks from my house, we laughed. |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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Wow, I haven't laughed so much at gifs....ever.  |
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Goumindong
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I just told that joke yesterday. Such a lame joke, but I couldn't resist.
I told that joke as well, if you have comedic timing it works really well. |
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Amarr HM
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Wow, I haven't laughed so much at gifs....ever. Yeh me too, some of those got me good. Thank you. |
I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Engels
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First, not a picture. Secondly, I think BW has a contender. I think I saw that one in the 90s.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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