Rendakor
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I don't know what's going on there.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Merusk
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America. That's what's going on there.
America.
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Yegolev
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Darren has been my favorite for a long time.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Goumindong
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Darren has been my favorite for a long time.
Also probably the most reasonably person there, by picture (aside from Josie). Even assuming a lot of those are fake, would you want to go on television and talk about your relationship issues and put your face on it? Man i would wear a mask too! |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Proof that Trump knows what he's doing.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Father mike
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The "Child safety tips from a former pedophile" one is from the Onion.
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I would like to thank Vladimir Putin for ensuring that every member of the NPR news staff has had to say "Pussy Riot" on the air multiple times.
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Kail
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The "Child safety tips from a former pedophile" one is from the Onion.
And the "America's Election" one next to it is from Fox News. Amazing how many suckers keep reposting stuff from these satire sites. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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"Coach marries teen student" looks like Tony Hawk in a wig.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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rk47
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« Last Edit: May 24, 2016, 05:27:44 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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"We got you, fam." - girls
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Merusk
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I know at least one of those boxes has got to be a fleshlight doll. I really don't want to know which one, I just know it's there.
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Rendakor
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I actually don't think so, and I say that as someone who owns at least 3 of the figures he's hiding behind. Onahole packages are extremely lewd/NSFW, and none of those appear to be.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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he built a wall and made his parents pay for it.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Morat20
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I'm just curious why those guys have a table full of chicken. I mean clearly they're prepping them at one point, before going back to gaming, but I just don't get the context.
Why do you have a table full of chickens that need to be prepared? Why is it next to your row of computers? Do you have a weird library/gaming room/almost-commercial sized kitchen?
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Sir T
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It's becasue every gaming room needs a lot of cocks and breasts.
What?
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Hic sunt dracones.
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Why is there an owl in the toilet?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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disKret
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Why is there an owl in the toilet?
She looks surprised also. |
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Merusk
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Well, she's seen some shit.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You know how it is when you wake up shitfaced in some strange toilet and you think "How the fuck did I get in this toilet?"
Or is that just me?
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Megrim
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Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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It is like, the Canadian version of the Australian toilet spider?
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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calapine
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I want to try something new: A Polandball without making fun of US or UK.
Spoilered out of politeness:
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Possibly the most German thing I can imagine, with the exception of Nietzsche beating Wager with a Wurst.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Polysorbate80
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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TheWalrus
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Thanks for spoilering.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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calapine
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Thanks for spoilering.
Of course.  I really like Polandball (that should be obvious), but I realize it's an acquired taste and not for everyone. A bit like cum... Anyway:  |
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Rendakor
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Thanks for spoilering.
Of course. I really like Polandball (that should be obvious), but I realize it's an acquired taste and not for everyone. A bit like cum...Well that escalated quickly. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Thanks for spoilering.
Of course. I really like Polandball (that should be obvious), but I realize it's an acquired taste and not for everyone. A bit like cum...Well that escalated quickly. Seconded... |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Shannow
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Thanks for spoilering.
Of course. I really like Polandball (that should be obvious), but I realize it's an acquired taste and not for everyone. A bit like cum...Well that escalated quickly. One might say it was a premature escalation. |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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