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Paelos
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Ok I laughed.  |
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calapine
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I actually laughed, but mainly because you are a hunting with a combat rifle!   Edit: I was replying to a picture by Nerf featuring his gun. Am I going crazy? |
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murdoc
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I totally don't see it.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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calapine
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 07:29:10 AM by calapine »
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Nerf
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I actually laughed, but mainly because you are a hunting with a combat rifle! Edit: I was replying to a picture by Nerf featuring his gun. Am I going crazy? No, not crazy, don't know where it went, *shrug*. Also, given that this is east Texas, you need an assault rifle to hunt the deer - they're almost as big as a large dog! Hunting is a bit of a misnomer though, it's really just armed waiting. I generally enjoy all gun-related activities, but sitting 20ft up in a shitty treehouse, trying as hard as you can to stay perfectly still and quiet while you wait for one of them to come eat from the automated corn feeder 40 yards away doesn't really get the adrenaline pumping. Good thing too, because it'd be even harder to stay quiet and still while amped up. Oh, and it's cold. Really fucking cold, and you're fucked if you start shivering. Edit: Pic got denned, <5 minutes is at the very least a personal record. Whatever, I still think it's funny, zip-ties are always funny. |
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 07:32:20 AM by Nerf »
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Miasma
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I had to google it. It's not a lake, it's a yard wall.
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Shannow
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that shitbrix site is rather addicting.
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that shitbrix site is rather addicting.
Addictive. Addicting is a verb. |
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Merusk
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My favorite was always the girl with 6 fingers. It's just so subtle.
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cironian
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Shouldn't that lose the 'nos'? (not 100% sure, it's been a while)
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Yegolev
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I seriously haven't understood any of the jokes on this page. And Yeg, every time I see you post I pretend you're in an orange tux. That brightens my day. |
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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I seriously haven't understood any of the jokes on this page. And Yeg, every time I see you post I pretend you're in an orange tux. That brightens my day. The first one was the best one, but you have to remember what European sirens sound like, not US ones. |
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Page full of duds. Happy Thanksgiving. Challenge accepted.  |
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Evildrider
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Wasn't sure if this was cute or funny.  |
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Yegolev
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It's kickass, is what it is.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Also years old, much like me.
That said, the HP suggests that baby could take a light dagger attack. I call bullshit.
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Soln
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Also years old, much like me.
That said, the HP suggests that baby could take a light dagger attack. I call bullshit.
awesome cute And I believe the Int 6 would allow them to know 1 language already, so that's another problem. And low HP is kinda scary. Sorry to be a drag. |
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Trippy
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Baby's respond to "motherese" (aka "baby talk").
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Samwise
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Baby's
I was looking through my image folder for a good grammar snake/confusion/rage stock image, and then I found this, which I think works as all of the above.  |
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That kid sucks. They should re-roll.
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Shannow
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Where's he get the ac 6 from?? Enchanted onesie +4?
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Trippy
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Size bonus.
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IainC
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Where's he get the ac 6 from?? Enchanted onesie +4?
It's a +6 onesie, as he has a +4 defensive adjustment due to his shitty dex but gets -2 due to being size S. |
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Samwise
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Under 3E, any small, unarmored, helpless creature would have AC 6. Being helpless (unable to move) grants an effective Dex of 0 (AC -5). Being size small gives AC +1. Bam.
HP 2 makes sense insofar as it's possible for a baby to sustain some sort of injury without having it be lethal or incapacitating. If you roll a 1 on that 1d4 dagger damage, it means you just scratched it really bad, or you got a foot, or something. If you're wondering "how the hell is it possible to fuck up killing a baby with a dagger 25% of the time?", the answer is that you shouldn't be making a normal melee attack roll, you should be doing a coup de grace. Duh.
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Venkman
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I have learned more about D&D from this thread than I ever cared to know  Is this old?  Edit: Fixed so it displays image. |
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 05:40:04 PM by Darniaq »
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Samwise
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I feel like George Takei needs to be photoshopped in there somewhere.
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Venkman
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Heh. Did he run this one? Got it from a friend but do follow Takei with 3mil others  |
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Samwise
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I'll explain the funny in a spoiler.
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 05:44:58 PM by Samwise »
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Ingmar
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I was just trying to dig up a picture like that to put after it.
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rattran
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That picture makes me sad, as all 3 of those are neutered male rescues.
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Venkman
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I was just trying to dig up a picture like that to put after it.
Heh. Personally, good for him! Very comfortable in his own skin and has made the leap to social media/self-promotion very well, for a guy who could just as easily fallen into obscurity. |
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