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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That is both mean and a health hazard.
Maybe the parents are just HUGE Rocky fans? |
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Signe
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Kinder Eggs are from Ferraro, right? Like Nutella. BUT... it has a toy! All chocolate is better if there's a toy. And I'm not saying that because I'm allergic to chocolate. Even though I am. :(
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Pennilenko
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I'm allergic to chocolate. Even though I am. :(
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Yegolev
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That is both mean and a health hazard.
Maybe the parents are just HUGE Rocky fans? Or enormous bastards. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Pagz
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I AM GOING TO WRESTLE THIS BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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« Last Edit: February 08, 2013, 07:24:28 AM by Pagz »
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Nebu
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But... they have a water filter!  |
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Oh, well played.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Der Helm
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I'm allergic to chocolate.
Because of Nickel ? |
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Signe
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No, it's the cocoa. I'm not allergic to things like nuts or asparagus. Cocoa allergy is bad enough... a nickel allergy would be horrible. It's a minor contact allergy. When I eat chocolate with a high cocoa content, the inside of my mouth, my gums and my throat itch like crazy for about 15 or 20 minutes. Have you ever tried scratching the inside of your throat? I considered being a sword swallower just so I could eat dark chocolate but shoving long things in my mouth makes me gag and bite down really hard. HA!  |
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Signe
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That poor woman!
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Lakov_Sanite
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I understand the dude was in pain but...smacking her in the face with a frying pan?
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Ginaz
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I understand the dude was in pain but...smacking her in the face with a frying pan?
Maybe she wouldn't release her bite? I don't know, but I think if someone was clamping down on my member and wouldn't let go I'd hit them with whatever I could. |
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Nevermore
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Their first mistake, if you don't count the really bad idea of mixing oral sex and cooking, was frying their pancakes in hot oil.
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Over and out.
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Nebu
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I don't believe the story for a minute. For starters, he would have hit her on top of the head and not in the face. You can't give someone two black eyes hitting them on top or the side of the head with a pan.
I call shennanigans.
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Ruvaldt
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Maybe she wouldn't release her bite? I don't know, but I think if someone was clamping down on my member and wouldn't let go I'd hit them with whatever I could.
It would be a pretty awkward swing to hit her in the face about the eyes and cheeks, with a frying pan no less, if she was still clamped down. The back of the head, or forehead, sure. Edit: Nebu beat me to it. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Pretty sure any intense head trauma can cause black eyes yes? I mean it's not from literally getting punched in the eye. Also since this is in Romania I'm wondering is these weren't potato pancakes(hashbrowns)
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Ruvaldt
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According to the story there was also a broken cheekbone. It didn't just say black eyes.
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Morat20
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Pretty sure any intense head trauma can cause black eyes yes? I mean it's not from literally getting punched in the eye. Also since this is in Romania I'm wondering is these weren't potato pancakes(hashbrowns)
Clenching your eyes tightly enough can cause black eyes, but that generally requires something like a seizure. So, you know, the bit where your body does things a heck of a lot harder than it does with a functioning nervous system. |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Yegolev
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I don't believe the story for a minute. For starters, he would have hit her on top of the head and not in the face. You can't give someone two black eyes hitting them on top or the side of the head with a pan.
I call shennanigans.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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RhyssaFireheart
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Depends on where on the head he hit her. If he simply brought the pan down on the back of her head, driving her face into his lap (and adding to his pain) then I don't believe the injuries. But if he smacked her on the side of the head, knocking her sideways off him and possibly into something, then I can believe the injuries and a broken cheekbone causing black eyes. He'd still be in pain if she didn't release her hold on him, though.
I h ave no idea why I was actually thinking about this.
rk's gifs - I've seen my dog do something similar and now I want to know WTH is going on with the third one. Is the mailman pissed off at the building residents?
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Segoris
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Maybe it was cold and he was in a hurry because his wife offered him oral sex if he made her pancakes.
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Yegolev
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Russia.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Azuredream
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I swear, we need a [RK] reaction smilie.  |
The Lord of the Land approaches..
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Cyrrex
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I don't know. He has been quite on target lately.
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Abagadro
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Heh, perfect.
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rk47
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