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Mattemeo
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Penny Arcade did it better, years ago. And didn't sound like they'd got their balls caught in a threshing machine.
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If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
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Yegolev
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I skip over pictures of text. Assholes.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Murgos
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You think a donkey stuck in a well is funny?  |
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Slyfeind
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He looks sad.  |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Aww, poor ass, he looks sad.  I take it there's a story to go along with that picture. |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Flatfoot
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I take it there's a story to go along with that picture.
"Hold my beer and watch this!" |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Lakov_Sanite
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Thanks for saving the thread haemish /salute.
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murdoc
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Foxtrot did it better.  |
Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Ironwood
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I'm clearly missing a flash story, though I get the gist...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Grimwell
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It's not about the comic books...
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Ironwood
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No, I figured we were talking about Flash the app.
I have now familiarised myself with the backstory.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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climbjtree
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No, I figured we were talking about Flash the app.
OH. I get it now. |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 02:44:19 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Der Helm
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It is funnier if you know that donkeys used to be called asses (at least in Early Modern English) "he will be tenderly led by the noses as asses are" (Shakespeare, Othello) |
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Lantyssa
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They still are, it's just considered vulgar to use ass or jackass instead of donkey or burro.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Threash
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It is funnier if you know that donkeys used to be called asses (at least in Early Modern English) "he will be tenderly led by the noses as asses are" (Shakespeare, Othello) Does anybody not know that? they are still called asses most places. |
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IainC
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I'm still not seeing how an animal in obvious distress is supposed to be funny.
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tazelbain
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"Me am play gods"
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows. ~ St. Leary
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Der Helm
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Does anybody not know that? they are still called asses most places.
Really ? Never heard or read that outside of Shakespeare.  |
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Goreschach
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We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows. ~ St. Leary
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bhodi
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No lie.
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 Way to go, CNN. |
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Flatfoot
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This is more common than I thought possible. When I was studying in France, more often than once people thought I'd said Ireland when I was asked where I was from. Then when they accepted I was from Iceland they persisted in thinking we speak English over here - some thought I was being obtuse when I told them we have our own language.
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Ironwood
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Picture is WRONG on so many levels really...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Evildrider
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Is it just me, or does it look like Cthulhu's face in that cloud of ash?  |
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TheWalrus
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Is it just me, or does it look like Cthulhu's face in that cloud of ash? Thats not ash, thats her hair. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I didn't even catch the Iceland/Ireland thing I immediately thought they screwed up the picture for some reason, and then immediately saw some mangled, growth ridden genitalia. It's all the long term exposure to the internet.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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schild
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Picture is WRONG on so many levels really...
But there's crowds gathering for the Polish crash memorial. |
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Ironwood
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Yeah, that's one of the things wrong with it. Funny, but in a Gallows humour way.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows. ~ St. Leary
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible. Hot pink! With whale-skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights! Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 MPH, getting one mile per gallon, suckin' down Quarter-Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam container and when I'm done suckin' down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs. That's why! Two words! Nuclear fuckin' weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lickin' difference cause we got the bombs, okay? --Dave (I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it) |
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LK
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I find looking at Pam in this picture to be hilarious.
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