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nobody at work is checking your cache.
Yeah, that would never happen.  No one even has to look at your cache. Just pick image links out of the logs. Someone at 9 bucks an hour can probably scan a few thousand images in a couple of minutes. I'm not really interested in getting a talking to because there was some inline NSFW image that I never looked at in a thread that shouldn't be NSFW. Once again all this stuff is hosted at photobucket/imgur/imageshack so they'd have to click on every individual picture. They only keep the logs in case they catch you looking at stuff, and like I said you have bigger problems if they're interested in your logs in the first place. They're like a security camera, nobody is sitting there all day watching the footage. But if they need to verify something, by golly they have it. You're being dumb. |
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Edit: I've also been places where the IT dept has a couple of monitors up showing what people in the company are browsing. I'd just rather not have to deal with it.
I worked in one where there was a random selection of images from the last two minutes of the firewall HTTP logs displayed in the IT management meeting room. Clever because nobody was paid to watch, but some bored manager was usually watching rather than listen to whatever the current topic was in the meeting of the hour. As Ookii says, they typically only pull the logs on an individual when there's reason to. That said, the reason isn't always of your own making - in at least three companies that I've worked for, it was standard procedure to pull the logs of anybody that they were thinking of letting go for downsizing or similar, so that they could justify a gross misconduct severance with zero compensation. Large corporations are like that. |
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Ironwood
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Not just large ones.
I've done it. When I needed an excuse.
Yeah, I know. Big Surprise.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Star Trek episode.
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Ironwood
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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Hindenburg
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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IainC
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Wut
Translation, plz.
Blimey guv'nor that queen mum eh? Gor bless'er * IainC tugs forelock Some help. |
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IainC
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There's something about those pixels....
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Cyrrex
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There's something about those pixels....
It's the perfect line at the back end of the sparks where they were cut from their original picture. I realize you weren't asking, but it was bothering me. |
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Nebu
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It's the perfect line at the back end of the sparks where they were cut from their original picture. I realize you weren't asking, but it was bothering me.
You guys have an amazing eye for detail. Now that you mention that line, it's obvious. I would have never notice had you not pointed it out. |
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tazelbain
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I don't think the physics of it makes any sense either. The tire is spinning the wrong way to send sparks out the back. I would expect it to smoke and the tire to shred not sparks.
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« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 09:52:46 AM by tazelbain »
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"Me am play gods"
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Cyrrex
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It's the perfect line at the back end of the sparks where they were cut from their original picture. I realize you weren't asking, but it was bothering me.
You guys have an amazing eye for detail. Now that you mention that line, it's obvious. I would have never notice had you not pointed it out. It's obvious when you've seen as many shops as I have. And because of the pixels. I don't think the physics of it don't make sense either. The tire is spinning the wrong way to send sparks out the back. I would expect if smoke and tire shredding not sparks.
Oooh, good one. I'm also having trouble reconciling the morbidly obese fat chick on the back of the regular dude's crotch rocket. Does not compute. I'm also not convinced her hands are actually holding on to his waist. Still, this part of the pic might be real. Edit: I'm going with the obese chick on the bike being real. The shadows on him and on the ground look legit. But dammit, why is he holding on to the bar with only one hand? Who would do that with a giant person on the back? WHO? I guess I'm still unsure. |
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« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 09:51:41 AM by Cyrrex »
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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LK
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It's pretty damn funny though if you don't overthink it.
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SnakeCharmer
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Back of the bike isn't squatted down enough for that much weight (300+ pounds?). The swingarm has more than 2 or 3 inches of travel. It's pretty damn funny though if you don't overthink it.
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IainC
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Back of the bike isn't squatted down enough for that much weight (300+ pounds?). The swingarm has more than 2 or 3 inches of travel.
Even sports bikes have enough suspension to handle a couple of fat people. It's also possible that if the lady is a regular passenger then he's also running stiffer springs. I'm pretty sure the girl on the bike is a genuine picture but I spotted the hack job on the sparks immediately. |
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Mrbloodworth
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It is fake. God, you people over think shit to much.
You happy now?
IT'S FAKE.
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tazelbain
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Yes because critical thinking skills are in over abundance these days.
Did you notice the death panel in the picture?
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Brogarn
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It is fake. God, you people over think shit to much.
You happy now?
IT'S FAKE.
I thought it was funny... /shrug |
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Morfiend
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I don't think the physics of it makes any sense either. The tire is spinning the wrong way to send sparks out the back. I would expect it to smoke and the tire to shred not sparks.
Maybe they are going in reverse, ever think of THAT smart guy? |
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Oban
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Wait, there are Asian people in Poland?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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KallDrexx
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Haha they didn't even photoshop the guy's hand, it's still black even when his face is white.
God that's such a bad photoshop...
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Azaroth
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Get the fuck out of here.
I can hardly believe that shit. I looked at the URL three times.
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Samwise
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Haha they didn't even photoshop the guy's hand, it's still black even when his face is white.
God that's such a bad photoshop...
Must've been done in Poland. |
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schild
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The Microsoft page now has the black dude.
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Winehouse belongs in the Scary Pictures thread by default
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