rk47
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calapine
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Cargo ship carrying sheep from Romania sinks Russian military vessel and continues undamaged:
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Meanwhile in Finland: Bonus joke: What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Finn!
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Trippy
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Beer is more expensive when you buy it in cases of 1000 in Finland? (Yes I know the joke is that you can even purchase it in those quantities at a regular grocery store)
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calapine
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Beer is more expensive when you buy it in cases of 1000 in Finland? (Yes I know the joke is that you can even purchase it in those quantities at a regular grocery store) The pallet actually contains 1080 cans, which ends up being €1.99 again. Finland has a law that forbids selling large numbers of alcohol containers/portions at a discount compared to smaller numbers
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Someone actually bought one.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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calapine
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Bonus Finland: Disclaimer: I have no idea how accurate this list is.
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I see that giant beer purchase and I just get flashbacks to that "welcome to Helsinki" site that had pictures of drunks in gutters all over Finland.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Disclaimer: I have no idea how accurate this list is.
It's accurate! Although the verb käydä already has lots of meanings by itself already, which will explain a lot of those other conjugations and stuff. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/k%C3%A4yd%C3%A4fake edit: käytännöllistelemällä means most accurately "by making (something) practical in a casual manner".
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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calapine
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Aww! Look at that and you'll forget about Amy Schumer's Vagna!
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rk47
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get fat and turn into nice pork knuckles.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.
I just sent that pic to my wife with the same comment.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.
My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized.
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I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.
My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized. But sadly, playing in the sprinklers in the yard is out for a bit.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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Pigs are the most magical of creatures. Turning dandelions into bacon? Yeah.
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kaid
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I need to get me one of those to take out all the dandelions in my yard.
My friends goat herd made short work of a yard that had man height thistles. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. After they were done no yard waste to remove and lawn is nicely fertilized. But sadly, playing in the sprinklers in the yard is out for a bit. Actually with goats not long. Not only are they good at eating all of the unwanted and most of the wanted things yard wise their poop are basically semi hard bunny pellets that is mostly just grass/fodder. Few days is about all it takes in a yard for it to basically disappear.
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Sir T
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My Dads cousin raised sheep and she simply let her sheep into her lawn every so often. Best and cleanest lawn I've ever seen.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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kaid
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My Dads cousin raised sheep and she simply let her sheep into her lawn every so often. Best and cleanest lawn I've ever seen.
Yup as long as you cover any delicate flowers or something you want they will nibble the grass and bushes into beautiful shape pretty fast.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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rk47
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Sky
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She's a stubborn one.
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apocrypha
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Luciferium is a hellava drug.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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rk47
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calapine
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Kinky.
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rk47
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calapine
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« Last Edit: May 15, 2017, 01:43:38 AM by calapine »
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rk47
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why not both?
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why not both?
Buy her a Leopard Tank!
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