Samwise
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Thank you for posting that. Now I don't have to cough and look around nervously while I try to figure out some way of saying it that doesn't sound horribly offensive and sexist.
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Yegolev
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And I don't have to reveal again show my sexism.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ingmar
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I'll just stay quiet and watch Sjofn trip over her headphones cable for the 34th time.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Yegolev
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Mine walks into doorframes.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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taolurker
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I'll just stay quiet and watch Sjofn trip over her headphones cable for the 34th time.
Funny pictures thread |
I used to write for extinct gaming sites
details available here (unused blog about page)
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Lantyssa
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I've done all that. Breaking my toe was because of not dodging the box that'd been there for a week...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sjofn
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I'll just stay quiet and watch Sjofn trip over her headphones cable for the 34th time.
Maybe you should go to hell. And yet, I fucking own at Tetris! EDIT: I've totally walked into doorframes too. But so has Ingmar. |
God Save the Horn Players
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murdoc
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I'll just stay quiet and watch Sjofn trip over her headphones cable for the 34th time.
This is funnier than the last 20 pages of pictures. |
Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Doorframes are unfair to some. The best is when I get up and start walking away from the computer... with my headphones still on. Or leave the room with my laptop, while it's still plugged in.  |
-Rasix
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Cyrrex
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And yet, I fucking own at Tetris!
Tetris is 2D. I don't think spatial awareness plays much part. Also, is this why you are all so bad at backing the car out of parking spaces? Or backing cars out in general? |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Tebonas
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Damn, I'm a woman too!
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Margalis
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My shoulders are significantly wider than they were in the past (cause I am a manly stud now) and I am constantly bonking door frames with them.
It's tough being an incredible hunk.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I actually run into door frames and corners on purpose these days. Why walk all the way into a hallway and turn when the wall will facilitate a quicker maneuver. My friends mock me saying I'm just an ogre who disparages such mundane concepts as physical structures.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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luckton
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Ironwood
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Christ, I'm proud of how long it took me to get that joke.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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luckton
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Christ, I'm proud of how long it took me to get that joke.
Did you still LOL? |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Lantyssa
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Also, is this why you are all so bad at backing the car out of parking spaces? Or backing cars out in general?
Yes. Or parking straight on next to other cars. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Segoris
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Yes. Or parking straight on next to other cars.
So true. I work mostly with female co-workers and I won't park next to most of them. It's as if they don't see the yellow lines |
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HaemishM
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Christ, I'm proud of how long it took me to get that joke.
I'm ashamed that I LOLed immediately. |
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schild
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I'm not ashamed and I immediately laughed.
That's the only funny thing to survive Titanic imo.
I like saying it about super fat girls at supermarkets. But I say it in the voice from Deuce Bigelow. You know, "Why don't they make phones for full figured women?"
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NiX
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I'm not ashamed and I immediately laughed.
That's the only funny thing to survive Titanic imo.
I like saying it about super fat girls at supermarkets. But I say it in the voice from Deuce Bigelow. You know, "Why don't they make phones for full figured women?"
Your avatar beside this post made me laugh. Apparently I'm amused by simple things. |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Awesome! Spokane?
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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They see me rollin'...
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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K9
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Possibly NSFW
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Most definitely NSFW for about the three seconds it took my brain to process that. The look on her face makes the pic.
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Der Helm
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Most definitely NSFW for about the three seconds it took my brain to process that. The look on her face makes the pic.
Ok, now i had to stare at the pic a full minute to recognize it is a hand holding the glass. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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snowwy
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Most definitely NSFW for about the three seconds it took my brain to process that. The look on her face makes the pic.
Ok, now i had to stare at the pic a full minute to recognize it is a hand holding the glass. Took me way longer than that to even understand what the "illusion" was. I saw the hand holding a beer , nothing else. |
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rk47
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Sound advice from the govt of indonesia.  |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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lamaros
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Pretty sure that's a BW.
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Yegolev
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I was born in the seventies, so this is funny to me.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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