stu
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unbelievably average body.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Vaiti
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Like Oldboy, my disgust did not prevent me from enjoying it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'm torn between chortling insanely and making the   face all at the same time over Nix's peeny-scented post. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I want Morgan Freeman to do the reading, dammit!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Nebu
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I want Morgan Freeman to do the reading, dammit!
I had Ozzy Osbourne's voice in my head when I read it, complete with mumbling. It was awesome. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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tazelbain
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Clearly a job for Christopher Walken.
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"Me am play gods"
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Evildrider
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Totally Betty White.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Verbal goatse to be sure but it was a grief of the highest sort. I found myself unable to stop reading from start to finish, even knowing the horror being inflicted upon me and at the end I felt thoroughly troll'd. Good show Sir, you are to be applauded.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Ragnoros
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I don't understand the internet life.
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Owls are an example of evolution showing off. -Shannow
BattleTag - Ray#1555
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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schild
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That is beyond terrifying.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Just link that with Nix's text, and you've won the intarweb.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The game is afoot.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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I actually jumped in my seat when I scrolled down to that. Not good.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Raging Turtle
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Why is the swimmer wearing makeup in the water? And how is it staying on?
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IainC
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Why is the swimmer wearing makeup in the water? And how is it staying on?
Because she is part of a synchronised swimming team and wearing make-up is expected. It's staying on through the miracle of science that has conquered this and many other problems that have vexed mankind throughout the ages. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I think I can see through its skull.
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Sand
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The make-up I got. The thousands of hair pins and what looks to be aluminum foil in her hair is what threw me.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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More appalled at the size of the foot.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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IainC
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This is the still promo from a ping-pong game. Amazingly the game and the video are both safe for work. |
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« Last Edit: January 25, 2011, 09:44:38 AM by IainC »
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lamaros
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Had to watch the trailer to see what that was meant to be...
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Murgos
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I saw that image on gametrailers over the weekend. I'm glad you could find the energy to post it here it deserved to be shared.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Mrbloodworth
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May want to spoiler that.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DEVELOPERS? That trailer, besides not delivering on the promised DP action, has got to be the most tone-deaf piece of cinematic fluff added to a trailer in history. Surely they cannot have looked at that thing and thought anything other than "we should get lots of meatspin style hits from this!"
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IainC
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May want to spoiler that.
Is facial hair considered pornographic where you live? |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It is when it looks like someone getting split like a Thanksgiving Turkey.  |
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Actually, it's entire the fault of me and my penis. |
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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...I meant to say it's not THEIR fault you have a dirty mind.
Yeah, that went well.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Mrbloodworth
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May want to spoiler that.
Is facial hair considered pornographic where you live? Its a conversation id rather not have with coworkers. We all know what it looks like. |
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SurfD
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The smirk on the face of the guy in the banner add a the top of the screencap is what totally makes that picture.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Cadaverine
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So, some company decided to skip out on paying the web developer they hired. Hilarity ensues.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Sir T
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« Last Edit: January 26, 2011, 02:23:26 AM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Author
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