Funny picture thread

[RhyssaFireheart]

[HaemishM]

Everton kid punks Stevie G. Awesome.

[RhyssaFireheart]

Oh hell, I've got to get off [NSFW] macromeme.com or I'm never getting any more work done today.

[cmlancas]

http://macromeme.com/dog/fast-and-the-furious-shamala.html

Productivity....decreasing...rapid...ly.

[Sky]

Sky sounds like my kind of golfer. Especially if he believes in a cooler full of good beer in the golf cart.

Rule used to be cooler goes in the back, clubs up front.

For a limited subset of the sport yes. Personally, I'm annoyingly competitive with myself when I golf and I fully agree with all of Paelos's comments above. Golf is a game with a defined etiquette, and being a drunken yahoo on the course does not fall in to that definition (wow, that sounded snobby). There's plenty of crappy $15 pitch and puts around to do that on, don't do it on a course where people like me have to pay a day's wages for a round.

Oh, and mulligans are just cheating yourself. I want to be proud of that 115 I shot, and know it was a real 115 (I've never been a very good golfer).

As I said, played since I could walk. Etiquette is ingrained. I never held people up or was douchey on the course. Part of it was that my grandfather and his buddies were founders of a private 9-hole course and I knew most of the members since I was born. The mulligans, I play for me. If I want to try that shot again, I do it. If I want to take the best of three, I do it. Hitting the ball was teh fun, not the score.

[Paelos]

I say hit 3 in a row if you want, just don't take longer than 12 minutes a hole. 

[MahrinSkel]

http://macromeme.com/dog/fast-and-the-furious-shamala.html

Productivity....decreasing...rapid...ly.

http://macromeme.com/dog/press-f13.html

This one seemed apropos.

--Dave

[rk47]

[Ironwood]

Heh.

[SurfD]

Nope, If it was really directed by Michael Bay, the ball / rock / whatever that hit him in the head would have exploded as well.

[tgr]

Nope, If it was really directed by Michael Bay, the ball / rock / whatever that hit him in the head would have exploded as well.

That'll come in post-processing.

[Signe]

[tgr]

I see that doesn't account for the speed variance of fapping, nor does it account for varying amounts of ejaculate, nor for varying number of ejaculations.

[Ironwood]

I would imagine they base it on a spontaneous emission with averages of the others.

[cmlancas]

I see that doesn't account for the speed variance of fapping, nor does it account for varying amounts of ejaculate, nor for varying number of ejaculations.

This calls for a confidence interval.   

Also, insert space semen joke.

[cironian]

Also, insert space semen joke.

Something, something, panspermia.

[Paelos]

Snow globe.

[apocrypha]

In space no-one can hear you cream?

 

[Cyrrex]

In space no-one can hear you cream?

 

Well done, sir.

[Ingmar]

Just watch out for Space Herpes.

[K9]

[Venkman]

I like the tree one better, but that will do

In the spirit of a holiday some folks celebrate and others just use as an excuse for excessive credit abuse:



On the off chance one doesn't get it:

[rk47]

[Shannow]

Shes going to lose points for that

[Evildrider]

I bet that shark is gonna be hungry in an hour.

[01101010]

[Evildrider]

[Tannhauser]

Everything's fun and games until the penis comes out.

[Signe]

I thought that's when the fun and games started.  Or am I confusing that with losing an eye?

[Cadaverine]

It's all fun and games when the penis comes out, until someone loses an eye.

[IainC]

And then it's fun and games with poor depth perception.

[rk47]

[Der Helm]

And then it's fun and games with poor depth perception.

can't... breathe...
 

[Tale]

[tgr]