tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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The worst part about that isn't just that it makes my head hurt, but that more often than not the times I've corrected people who unironically type almost that badly, I've been labelled a spelling nazi.
Sigh.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Yeah, I hear Steven Hawking too. For about 4 lines. Then a black lady exclaimed loudly in my mind "Ain't nobody got time for this shit!"
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Evildrider
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Hmm.. I'd rather have a job and my penis. If I had to choose... I'd keep the penis.
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rk47
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even if ur a wimmin?
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rendakor
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The one holding the sign looks like a guy though.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 01:41:13 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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Oh Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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DraconianOne
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When I read this I "hear" it with a Steven Hawking voice. Anyone else? Well, I guess maybe some of you do now. Sorry.
I had Pam Ayres. It sounds exactly like something she'd right. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Lakov_Sanite
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What does this even mean? |
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Ahhh the days of Rex Grossman's 4 INT games. I remember them fondly.
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Stormwaltz
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Oh Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. |
Nothing in this post represents the views of my current or previous employers.
"Isn't that just like an elf? Brings a spell to a gun fight."
"Sci-Fi writers don't invent the future, they market it."
- Henry Cobb
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Ironwood
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Heh. My feelings on this are a matter of record.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Ironwood
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What the hell. Has this turned into some bizarre one-up RK contest or something ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Plenty of things were left out of the drawing. I'm not going to complain.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Plenty of things were left out of the drawing. I'm not going to complain.
Some of you will read this and see it as a challenge to find examples that show these things. Do not. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Ironwood
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Plenty of things were left out of the drawing. I'm not going to complain.
Some of you will read this and see it as a challenge to find examples that show these things. Do not. Must. Resist. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Nebu
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Some of you will read this and see it as a challenge to find examples that show these things.
Do not.
I don't know why, but your statement made me think of Simon immediately.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't understand the toilet one (but I won't pursue it) and that man, Simon, seems to be in my sister's bathroom.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Haven't we all, at some point, been in your sisters bathroom ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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I don't understand the toilet one
Fancy way of hovering over the toilet seat. Maybe they work in a circus? |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Merusk
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Having worked in a bar, I was going with one man's interpretation of how women pee in public. Because up until I saw a bar bathroom I thought men were the more slovenly of the sexes.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Pennilenko
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As a former service plumber, I can say with absolute certainty that women are far nastier to their restrooms.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Ingmar
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Buddy system to avoid having to sit directly on said nasty public toilet seat was my guess.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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TheWalrus
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Yes. It's missing the caption. It usually has underneath it, "Why women go to the bathroom in groups"
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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KallDrexx
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Yeah my bad, I forgot that the caption I saw with it (essentially what Walrus said) wasn't part of the actual picture
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Signe
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As a former service plumber, I can say with absolute certainty that women are far nastier to their restrooms.
Not me. I'm totally OCD about clean bathrooms and kitchens. Dirty floors and counters upset me. Dirty toilets and fridges freak me out. I don't mind things being untidy... I kind of like untidy sometimes... just not dirty. I won't use public toilets in most places either. Maybe that's one reason I don't drink alcohol often. Club toilets are horrible. I don't drink anything before a long flight because I can't use airplane toilets. Of course, back when I was still doing coke and stuff, I spent lots of time in club toilets. Airplanes, too. Didn't notice dirt or dead bodies back then. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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BLUND
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As a former service plumber, I can say with absolute certainty that women are far nastier to their restrooms.
As a former nano-augmented agent with an extensive background in activity that "embarrasses the agency more than it does [me]", I can say with absolute certainty that you are correct. |
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Segoris
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Late to the party, but yeah...here Part 1 fwiw: |
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