apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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cleaner version, isn't nearly as a amusing.:
Old joke: Descartes: "To do is to be". Sartre: "To be is to do". Sinatra: "Do be do be do". |
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NowhereMan
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Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. He finishes it quickly and gives a contented sigh, he was obviously thirsty. The barman asks, "Want another one?" After thinking for a few moments Descartes responds, "I think not," and promptly ceases to exist.
I've already got my coat.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Azaroth
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
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don't know what this is
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I think it's like
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where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Bungee
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That masturbating letter has to be faked.
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Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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That masturbating letter has to be faked.
It's a shop (note that the left margin is a pixel-perfect straight line even though the paper itself shows parallax and some curvature). --Dave |
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FatuousTwat
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Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. He finishes it quickly and gives a contented sigh, he was obviously thirsty. The barman asks, "Want another one?" After thinking for a few moments Descartes responds, "I think not," and promptly ceases to exist.
I've already got my coat.
A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog vendor, and says "Make me one with everything." and disappears. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Goreschach
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A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog vendor, and says "Make me one with everything." and disappears.
No, that's the wrong punchline. The vendor gives the monk his hotdog. The monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vendor replies "Change comes from within." |
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lamaros
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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I was thinking the same thing.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Why is the picture of a hockey player paired with Richard Kiel funny?
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FatuousTwat
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A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog vendor, and says "Make me one with everything." and disappears.
No, that's the wrong punchline. The vendor gives the monk his hotdog. The monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vendor replies "Change comes from within." No, I've heard it both ways. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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justdave
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Why is the picture of a hockey player paired with Richard Kiel funny?
I was wondering that myself. |
"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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schild
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NowhereMan
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That masturbating letter has to be faked.
It's a shop (note that the left margin is a pixel-perfect straight line even though the paper itself shows parallax and some curvature). --Dave It was actually put up in Van Mildert College outside the showers, it was not however a real University notice. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Bunk
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Were any of you hockey fans, you'd recognize Alex Ovechkin. Otherwise, the fact that he looks a little like Richard Kiel isn't all that funny.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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It was actually put up in Van Mildert College outside the showers, it was not however a real University notice.
*whistles innocently* |
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Chimpy
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Azaroth
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Were any of you hockey fans, you'd recognize Alex Ovechkin. Otherwise, the fact that he looks a little like Richard Kiel isn't all that funny.
I actually found it very funny considering the fact that it was part of an SI.com feature, pairing hockey players together with other famous people that they looked like. The AO one was the very last of 30 images, and was absolute hilarity after 29 pages of "This one looks like Toby Maguire". |
F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Bunk
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Ok, in that light, its kind of funny.
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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I just happened to see this on facebook:  |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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schild
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Tell me they're dead.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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With just some hot coals, that's a good idea. Raging fire...not so much.
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Nebu
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SOUP!
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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K9
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Which of them is you?
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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HAMMER FRENZY
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My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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schild
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That's not even funny a little.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Also fake
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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