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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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I couldn't get a real good picture of this, but I didn't realize caller ID had become this sophisticated:  |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Yeah....thats completely illegible to me.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Trippy
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I believe it says "PHONE SCAM"
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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10/8 10:56AM
PHONE SCAM
567-248-4455
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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FatuousTwat
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Wow, I have that exact same set of phones.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Chimpy
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For a second, I thought he was taking a picture of my mom's old bag phone from the early 1990s. Then I realized there was text there to read.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Hitlerballs got me good.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Hitlerballs got me good. is generally good. It's one of the best webcomics that updates daily. |
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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squirrel
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Pretty sure it's a Bloodworth. But yeah it's funny.
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Yegolev
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Fantastic.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Arthur_Parker
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I thought it was fake but its listed here. I also liked the Duke of Wellington one below it. Gentlemen,
Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my officers have been diligently complying with your requests which have been sent by H.M. ship from London to Lisbon and thence by dispatch to our headquarters. We have enumerated our saddles, bridles, tents and tent poles, and all manner of sundry items for which His Majesty's Government holds me accountable. I have dispatched reports on the character, wit, and spleen of every officer. Each item and every farthing has been accounted for, with two regrettable exceptions for which I beg your indulgence.
Unfortunately the sum of one shilling and ninepence remains unaccounted for in one infantry battalion's petty cash and there has been a hideous confusion as the the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry regiment during a sandstorm in western Spain. This reprehensible carelessness may be related to the pressure of circumstance, since we are war with France, a fact which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall.
This brings me to my present purpose, which is to request elucidation of my instructions from His Majesty's Government so that I may better understand why I am dragging an army over these barren plains. I construe that perforce it must be one of two alternative duties, as given below. I shall pursue either one with the best of my ability, but I cannot do both:
1. To train an army of uniformed British clerks in Spain for the benefit of the accountants and copy-boys in London or, perchance,
2. To see to it that the forces of Napoleon are driven out of Spain.
Your most obedient servant,
Wellington |
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Paelos
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Nobody tells someone to kiss their ass like the Brits.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Brilliant!
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stu
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Tough to follow, but here goes...  (found on reddit) |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Segoris
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Time to go sell my car and become a public transportation commuter |
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Ironwood
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It's still a warning sign; You DO NOT want to get sucked off in Penrith.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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Are we into Sad Keanu here? This one actually made me chuckle.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Segoris
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Slyfeind
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I'll bet they became the best of friends after that.  |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Yegolev
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Women love gay men.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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SurfD
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She must play Minecraft. Only reason I can think of that she would highlight Creeper in green. Maybe she was expecting him to start going sssssssssSSSSSSSSSS and then explode, takeing out the side of her house?
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I shat bricks.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Yeah, that's good. I was thinking earlier about how fortunate we are that the Creeper hasn't broken into the major meme circus. Like "Yo dawg, I heard you like ~ssssssSSSSSSBOOM" or "I'll let you finish, but ~ssssssssSSSSSBOOM". Dear God, what have I become.
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Trippy
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Miguel
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कुशल
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Are we into Sad Keanu here? This one actually made me chuckle.
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“We have competent people thinking about this stuff. We’re not just making shit up.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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SurfD
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Someone should jump on Creeper Halloween costumes, STAT!
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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The office is doing a zombie costume theme this year, so I thought briefly about dressing up as a Minecraft zombie. I think the cardboard boxes would be uncomfortable to wear all day, though.
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