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Merusk
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Reply #13930 on: May 01, 2015, 03:54:52 AM

Those screens all make perfect sense. She's an American insurance adjuster, of course.

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Reply #13931 on: May 01, 2015, 11:29:55 AM


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Reply #13932 on: May 02, 2015, 08:47:24 PM

Gimme a break. If you need five monitors of information to make a decision, someone's already written a script to recommend it for you. After the third monitor, you're in a flight sim.

And yes, queue the "but five monitors are so useful for some [quick lemme make up a reason]"  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #13933 on: May 03, 2015, 08:20:31 AM

Several things wrong with that picture:

- no safety disconnect for the treadmill

- the computer table that would provide support in case of a fall is on wheels, can roll away, and has a high center of gravity and narrow base

- 5 monitors should be stacked in a 3+2 pyramid, because looking to the side while running and not getting the visual feedback of trees/buildings moving backwards will make you stumble

- LED or laser mice (assuming it's not an old ball mouse, since it's wireless) don't track on fully black or fully white reflective surfaces

- only Hollywood controls 5 screens of full graphics by typing furiously

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Reply #13934 on: May 03, 2015, 10:04:14 AM

Several things wrong with that picture:

- no safety disconnect for the treadmill

- the computer table that would provide support in case of a fall is on wheels, can roll away, and has a high center of gravity and narrow base

- 5 monitors should be stacked in a 3+2 pyramid, because looking to the side while running and not getting the visual feedback of trees/buildings moving backwards will make you stumble

- LED or laser mice (assuming it's not an old ball mouse, since it's wireless) don't track on fully black or fully white reflective surfaces

- only Hollywood controls 5 screens of full graphics by typing furiously



Yeah, or just point out that the treadmill is like 20 inches long.
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Reply #13935 on: May 03, 2015, 02:11:52 PM

Not to be a buzz kill, but you only walk on a treadmill desk.

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Reply #13936 on: May 03, 2015, 04:28:15 PM

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Reply #13937 on: May 04, 2015, 03:06:43 AM

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Reply #13938 on: May 04, 2015, 11:52:56 AM

Based on my experiences, its surprising that they are in the same room. And that the men aren't all holding a glass of Crown.

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Reply #13939 on: May 05, 2015, 09:11:03 PM


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #13940 on: May 06, 2015, 06:16:15 AM

I'll add that one to the pile of RK jokes I don't understand.

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Reply #13941 on: May 06, 2015, 06:18:42 AM

Good to know it wasn't just me.

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Reply #13942 on: May 06, 2015, 06:44:14 AM

Well if I am correct. That guy is dead or removed from his previous lifestyle and is being asked his one regret - that being formatting his harddrive (i.e., deleting the porn and other questionable material). Not sure what is not to get unless I completely misinterpreted it.

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Reply #13943 on: May 06, 2015, 09:51:00 AM

The binary has it. I thought it was pretty funny.

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Reply #13944 on: May 06, 2015, 06:08:26 PM



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Reply #13945 on: May 06, 2015, 08:29:11 PM

The cat one made me laugh!

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Reply #13946 on: May 07, 2015, 01:21:03 AM


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Reply #13947 on: May 07, 2015, 04:01:46 AM

Barrens chat... where everyone was playing a troll.  why so serious?

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Reply #13948 on: May 07, 2015, 05:45:56 AM

50 zebras, one hoof.

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Reply #13949 on: May 07, 2015, 06:51:00 AM

50 zebras, one hoof.

Still better than spider ichor.  why so serious?

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Reply #13950 on: May 07, 2015, 10:33:13 AM

I'll add that one to the pile of RK jokes I don't understand.

Read right to left and it flows better.

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Reply #13951 on: May 07, 2015, 01:31:10 PM

Cox White Short?


Left to right is kind of funny though.
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Reply #13952 on: May 07, 2015, 07:25:15 PM


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Reply #13953 on: May 07, 2015, 07:30:41 PM

I want that label.

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Reply #13954 on: May 07, 2015, 08:42:33 PM

That should be on the "$1 Taco Night" sign I see at a local taqueria driving to work through downtown San Jose.  ACK!

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Reply #13955 on: May 07, 2015, 09:44:09 PM


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Reply #13956 on: May 07, 2015, 09:45:35 PM

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Reply #13957 on: May 08, 2015, 01:54:57 AM

50 zebras, one hoof.
Fucking Hecular's Rod.   I am positive almost ALL of my toons who did that quest gained an ENTIRE GODDAMNED LEVEL in that stupid yeti cave.

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Reply #13958 on: May 08, 2015, 03:02:10 AM


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Reply #13959 on: May 08, 2015, 10:28:29 AM

Cox White Short?


Left to right is kind of funny though.

I was a joke behind, sorry.

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Reply #13960 on: May 09, 2015, 08:38:30 PM


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Reply #13961 on: May 11, 2015, 09:46:26 AM


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Reply #13962 on: May 11, 2015, 10:58:52 AM

 awesome, for real

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Reply #13963 on: May 11, 2015, 05:02:16 PM


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Reply #13964 on: May 14, 2015, 06:38:17 AM

Kevin is a huge Crowfall backer.

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