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Reply #5705 on: March 22, 2011, 07:05:37 AM

However, "Committing Offenses against Civilian Residents" seems to be pretty broad though I assume they mean by military personnel.  Also, petty treason is on there twice but treason isn't.
Petty treason was murder of a superior.  Wife killing a husband, killing a member of the clergy or nobility, or fragging an officer.  Probably on there twice as a civil vs. martial offense.

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Reply #5706 on: March 22, 2011, 09:32:27 AM

Wow they had a lot of hang-ups in those days.

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Reply #5707 on: March 22, 2011, 12:47:03 PM

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Reply #5708 on: March 23, 2011, 12:49:59 PM

How the fuck did they miss hanging for bad puns? That list just makes me think of the old guy in the Simpsons detailing the old fashion punishments for misbehaving, "That's a hanging."

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Reply #5709 on: March 23, 2011, 01:25:34 PM

Cutting down fruit trees must come from Torah law. I read about Hassidic Jews last night, and they are not allowed to cut down fruit trees during a siege.
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Reply #5710 on: March 23, 2011, 01:56:34 PM

Probably because that would be stupid.  Kinda like the 'we're too fucking stupid to properly cook pig' thing, too.

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Reply #5711 on: March 23, 2011, 08:28:12 PM

Ancient laws are for ancient idiots.  Sure, we know you are supposed to cook pork now, but back then it was all demons and hexes, not germs and terrorists.

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Reply #5712 on: March 23, 2011, 08:39:55 PM

The Jews got around all that by not eating it.

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Reply #5713 on: March 23, 2011, 10:18:38 PM

The Jews got around all that by not eating it.

The terrorists?  ACK!
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Reply #5714 on: March 23, 2011, 10:54:47 PM


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Reply #5715 on: March 23, 2011, 11:06:37 PM

Mmm straight from the tap.

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Reply #5716 on: March 23, 2011, 11:38:22 PM

....HAHAHAHAHA. god.

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Reply #5717 on: March 23, 2011, 11:53:49 PM

Is it a bad or good thing I have no clue who that guy is?


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Reply #5718 on: March 23, 2011, 11:54:53 PM

It's a good thing... Edward Cullen from Twilight.  He's a vampire. And he glows in sunlight.

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Reply #5719 on: March 24, 2011, 04:51:00 AM

Streaker fail.

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Reply #5720 on: March 24, 2011, 06:14:20 AM

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Reply #5721 on: March 24, 2011, 06:58:20 AM

Is that broken for anyone else?  Even C&Ping the link gets me an "Access Denied"

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Reply #5722 on: March 24, 2011, 07:12:46 AM

Today I learned that Edward Cullen is the name of the character, not the actor.  Thanks, Goblet of Fire. Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #5723 on: March 24, 2011, 12:13:53 PM

An energy bar for zombies??

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Reply #5724 on: March 24, 2011, 12:31:13 PM

Zombies eat stuff. Ergo...zombies poop. Do zombies wipe?

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Reply #5725 on: March 24, 2011, 12:42:03 PM

And if so, which way?

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Reply #5726 on: March 24, 2011, 01:39:35 PM

And if so, which way?

Left to right.
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Reply #5727 on: March 24, 2011, 05:19:28 PM

Zombies eat stuff. Ergo...zombies poop. Do zombies wipe?

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Reply #5728 on: March 24, 2011, 10:19:32 PM

The zombies/rage people from Stephen King's Cell all poop their pants, iirc.      guuhhhhhh

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Reply #5729 on: March 25, 2011, 01:34:58 AM


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Reply #5730 on: March 25, 2011, 05:55:34 AM

You don't get a trunk with junk like that from eating beef.  awesome, for real

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Reply #5731 on: March 25, 2011, 05:57:21 AM

Ah, the importance of punctuation.

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Reply #5732 on: March 25, 2011, 09:53:50 AM

Can a sister get a comma?  why so serious?

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Reply #5733 on: March 25, 2011, 10:07:37 AM

She really does own an awful looking dog, whatever that is.

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Reply #5734 on: March 25, 2011, 11:46:38 AM

Years of living in a ghetto made me loath those dogs.
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Reply #5735 on: March 25, 2011, 02:06:43 PM


May contain traces of PhotoShop and pixels.

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Reply #5736 on: March 26, 2011, 09:54:06 AM

Can a sister get a comma?  why so serious?
Rather bad photoshop when they removed the word 'for'. Funny though.
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Reply #5737 on: March 26, 2011, 11:45:21 AM

Wow... My ex HATED... no, LOATHED R.Ray because one of her cooking shows in which she was making home made dog treats with onions. My ex wrote her and the show reminding them that onions are toxic to dogs and her letters went ignored. I am wondering if that article mentions a recipe for dog biscuits sans onions.

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Reply #5738 on: March 26, 2011, 12:49:14 PM

May or may not have been correct...

http://www.vetinfo.com/dtoxin.html

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Dogs develop hemolytic anemia if they eat enough onions. I don't think that it matters too much whether the onions are cooked or not. The quantity of onions required is high enough that dogs can generally tolerate small doses of onions without any problem and moderate amounts of onion without clinically apparent disease, even though there may be measurable changes on lab test results. Cats are probably a little more sensitive to onion toxicity than dogs are. I can't find an exact quantity of onions required to cause toxicity problems  in dogs,  but there are several case reports of onion toxicity and they involve whole onions or sizable portions of chopped onions (like a cup or more).  I think that feeding dogs meat that has been cooked with onions is pretty safe but you might want to avoid giving them the broth from around something like pot-roast if there were a lot of onions used in the cooking, just to be safe.

Large amounts of garlic will produce similar toxicity problems in both dogs and cats. I think that the amount required is not likely to be eaten by a cat but there are probably a few dogs who would lap up a container of spilled garlic.

Among common foods, the only other significant toxicity that I can think of are recent reports of toxicity from eating grapes and raisins that have been reported in dogs.

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Reply #5739 on: March 26, 2011, 12:53:33 PM

Can a sister get a comma?  why so serious?
Rather bad photoshop when they removed the word 'for'. Funny though.


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