Mattemeo
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I'm pretty sure you're only allowed to call yourself a chef if you prepare food.
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If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
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Evildrider
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That would cost me like a 100 bucks a day just in ingredients where I live.
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Shannow
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As a vegetarian of 20+ years, I have to say... WTF is all that garbage?
More sophisticated marketing. Seriously activated almonds.  |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Ratman_tf
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As a vegetarian of 20+ years, I have to say... WTF is all that garbage?
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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« Last Edit: November 04, 2012, 05:14:35 PM by Tale »
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Tannhauser
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What a fucking tool.
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Venkman
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Deja vu, sorry if it's a repeat:  |
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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lamaros
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Activated almonds are just... soaked almonds. Get some almonds and soak them! Breathtakingly difficult and pretentious!
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rk47
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Activated almonds are just... soaked almonds. Get some almonds and soak them! Breathtakingly difficult and pretentious!
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Evildrider
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I just activated my bong.. .that count?
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lamaros
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I just activated my bong.. .that count? Well, I would assume that it is more easily absorbed than when it isn't activated... so yeah, that counts. |
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Pennilenko
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Oh man, sometimes I love you guys. Always good for cheering up a bad mood.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Sir T
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"IGNORANCE is not bliss," he wrote. "I'm occasionally ridiculed because I choose to eat a nutrient dense diet, and I find it so bizarre as to why people sometimes find my food choice's so offensive [sic]? " All I know is that I'm well aware of the consequences of eating 'dead' food, and also I'm a father, and I take that privilege very seriously, so for me striving for optimum health whenever I can so that I can be a responsible role model for my daughters, and still be able to surf right up until the end, is the obvious choice for me." Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/mkr-hosts-nutty-snacks-activate-twitter-torrent-20121105-28t4k.html#ixzz2BKCNvyNxSo, he likes eating Emu balls ALIIIIVEEEE!!! |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Signe
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I don't know what an activated almond is or does. I can't imagine why anyone would eat emu balls, either. Do emus even HAVE balls? I don't want to google these things because last time I googled odd sounding stuff from f13, I ended up with disturbing and nasty images of people stuffing things into things that should never be stuffed with those particular things.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Merusk
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I don't know what an activated almond is or does. I can't imagine why anyone would eat emu balls, either. Do emus even HAVE balls? I don't want to google these things because last time I googled odd sounding stuff from f13, I ended up with disturbing and nasty images of people stuffing things into things that should never be stuffed with those particular things.
See, that's the one that should be getting him ALL KINDS of shit, but is being ignored in favor of "lol activated almonds." Dude says he's a vegetarian - a vegan even - yet there's Emu Meatballs on his menu. I may have failed in my Googling, but the only Emu meatballs I've found recipes for have involved the animal. Ed: Clearly I misread somewhere else. Dude isn't claiming to be a vegan. Ok, just nutters then. |
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Muse.
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And I thought it was emu balls not meatballs. Sheesh. Sorry for the mix up.
Carry on eating your fucking emu meatballs, you peculiar man, you.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Shannow
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To quote that news.com.au article... " 'Activating your almonds' - Aussie slang for being a wanker #activatedalmonds," tweeted @thecyclingcook. |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Paelos
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I make my almonds run laps before I eat them.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ingmar
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I bet emu meatballs are delicious. They're related to ostriches, and ostriches are delicious. QED.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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rattran
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emu steaks are pretty tasty. Dunno about balls though.
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Yegolev
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Balls. That squirrel's got them. Also:  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Shannow
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There's got to be a code for 'this picture made me laugh way too loud at work'
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Tannhauser
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There's got to be a code for 'this picture made me laugh way too loud at work'
Same here! Hardest I've laughed today and I'm the Joker! |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I don't know who either of those are.
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Tannhauser
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Me either.  Guess I'll go listen to Abba. |
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Selby
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I don't know who either of those are.
No idea who the guy on the left is but the guy on the right looks like Chuck Schuldiner from Death. |
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rattran
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Is one of them Justin Beiber?
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Engels
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Think I can call myself a metalhead without liking Death metal. Walrus rock is a small subdivision of metal.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Ingmar
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Consensus: not funny! /hits gong  |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Ratman_tf
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"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Author
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