Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Thrawn
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I can't be the only one who immediately went and tried this and was pleasantly surprised to find out it works. |
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Samwise
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I can't be the only one who immediately went and tried this and was pleasantly surprised to find out it works. Oh my god, it didn't even occur to me that that was a public IP. That makes it way more awesome. |
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I can't be the only one who immediately went and tried this and was pleasantly surprised to find out it works. You're not, but I had to look up the tracert syntax to get the whole song (default Windows "tracert bad.horse" will cut it off around halfway, depending on how many hops until you hit the first "bad.horse"). It's "tracert -h 60 bad.horse", if anyone else wants to know.
14 66 ms 65 ms 66 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.130]
15 70 ms 70 ms 71 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.131]
16 75 ms 76 ms 76 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.132]
17 80 ms 80 ms 80 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.133]
18 86 ms 86 ms 82 ms he.rides.across.the.nation [162.252.205.134]
19 91 ms 90 ms 90 ms the.thoroughbred.of.sin [162.252.205.135]
20 95 ms 96 ms 95 ms he.got.the.application [162.252.205.136]
21 101 ms 101 ms 100 ms that.you.just.sent.in [162.252.205.137]
22 105 ms 106 ms 105 ms it.needs.evaluation [162.252.205.138]
23 110 ms 111 ms 110 ms so.let.the.games.begin [162.252.205.139]
24 116 ms 113 ms 113 ms a.heinous.crime [162.252.205.140]
25 120 ms 120 ms 121 ms a.show.of.force [162.252.205.141]
26 125 ms 125 ms 126 ms a.murder.would.be.nice.of.course [162.252.205.142]
27 130 ms 130 ms 130 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.143]
28 135 ms 135 ms 135 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.144]
29 141 ms 140 ms 141 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.145]
30 146 ms 146 ms 146 ms he-s.bad [162.252.205.146]
31 149 ms 151 ms 150 ms the.evil.league.of.evil [162.252.205.147]
32 155 ms 152 ms 155 ms is.watching.so.beware [162.252.205.148]
33 161 ms 160 ms 161 ms the.grade.that.you.receive [162.252.205.149]
34 165 ms 166 ms 164 ms will.be.your.last.we.swear [162.252.205.150]
35 170 ms 170 ms 171 ms so.make.the.bad.horse.gleeful [162.252.205.151]
36 175 ms 176 ms 173 ms or.he-ll.make.you.his.mare [162.252.205.152]
37 181 ms 181 ms 180 ms o_o [162.252.205.153]
38 183 ms 185 ms 187 ms you-re.saddled.up [162.252.205.154]
39 190 ms 190 ms 190 ms there-s.no.recourse [162.252.205.155]
40 197 ms 196 ms 195 ms it-s.hi-ho.silver [162.252.205.156]
41 196 ms 194 ms 195 ms signed.bad.horse [162.252.205.157]
Trace complete. |
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Chimpy
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Someone has too much time (and too many spare routers) on their hands.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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brellium
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I can't be the only one who immediately went and tried this and was pleasantly surprised to find out it works. You're not, but I had to look up the tracert syntax to get the whole song (default Windows "tracert bad.horse" will cut it off around halfway, depending on how many hops until you hit the first "bad.horse"). It's "tracert -h 60 bad.horse", if anyone else wants to know.
14 66 ms 65 ms 66 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.130]
15 70 ms 70 ms 71 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.131]
16 75 ms 76 ms 76 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.132]
17 80 ms 80 ms 80 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.133]
18 86 ms 86 ms 82 ms he.rides.across.the.nation [162.252.205.134]
19 91 ms 90 ms 90 ms the.thoroughbred.of.sin [162.252.205.135]
20 95 ms 96 ms 95 ms he.got.the.application [162.252.205.136]
21 101 ms 101 ms 100 ms that.you.just.sent.in [162.252.205.137]
22 105 ms 106 ms 105 ms it.needs.evaluation [162.252.205.138]
23 110 ms 111 ms 110 ms so.let.the.games.begin [162.252.205.139]
24 116 ms 113 ms 113 ms a.heinous.crime [162.252.205.140]
25 120 ms 120 ms 121 ms a.show.of.force [162.252.205.141]
26 125 ms 125 ms 126 ms a.murder.would.be.nice.of.course [162.252.205.142]
27 130 ms 130 ms 130 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.143]
28 135 ms 135 ms 135 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.144]
29 141 ms 140 ms 141 ms bad.horse [162.252.205.145]
30 146 ms 146 ms 146 ms he-s.bad [162.252.205.146]
31 149 ms 151 ms 150 ms the.evil.league.of.evil [162.252.205.147]
32 155 ms 152 ms 155 ms is.watching.so.beware [162.252.205.148]
33 161 ms 160 ms 161 ms the.grade.that.you.receive [162.252.205.149]
34 165 ms 166 ms 164 ms will.be.your.last.we.swear [162.252.205.150]
35 170 ms 170 ms 171 ms so.make.the.bad.horse.gleeful [162.252.205.151]
36 175 ms 176 ms 173 ms or.he-ll.make.you.his.mare [162.252.205.152]
37 181 ms 181 ms 180 ms o_o [162.252.205.153]
38 183 ms 185 ms 187 ms you-re.saddled.up [162.252.205.154]
39 190 ms 190 ms 190 ms there-s.no.recourse [162.252.205.155]
40 197 ms 196 ms 195 ms it-s.hi-ho.silver [162.252.205.156]
41 196 ms 194 ms 195 ms signed.bad.horse [162.252.205.157]
Trace complete.
Looking it up would've been too much work, I just typed tracert bad.horse 100 and it gave me syntax Usage: tracert [-d] [-h maximum_hops] [-j host-list] [-w timeout]
[-R] [-S srcaddr] [-4] [-6] target_name
Options:
-d Do not resolve addresses to hostnames.
-h maximum_hops Maximum number of hops to search for target.
-j host-list Loose source route along host-list (IPv4-only).
-w timeout Wait timeout milliseconds for each reply.
-R Trace round-trip path (IPv6-only).
-S srcaddr Source address to use (IPv6-only).
-4 Force using IPv4.
-6 Force using IPv6.
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"One must see in every human being only that which is worthy of praise. When this is done, one can be a friend to the whole human race. If, however, we look at people from the standpoint of their faults, then being a friend to them is a formidable task."
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Ironwood
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Someone has too much time (and too many spare routers) on their hands.
Surely it'll be done in software ? If that's all actual hardware, someone is really, really needing a hobby. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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Someone has too much time (and too many spare routers) on their hands.
Surely it'll be done in software ? If that's all actual hardware, someone is really, really needing a hobby. Yeah, my assumption would be that somebody wrote a script where you give it a set of strings and it spins up a bunch of VMs to create a network topography with appropriately named nodes. |
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Rendakor
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I feel like I'm missing a joke here. Someone set up an elaborate tracert...poem...because reasons?
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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TheWalrus
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I feel like I'm missing a joke here. Someone set up an elaborate tracert...poem...because reasons?
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Merusk
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I feel like I'm missing a joke here. Someone set up an elaborate tracert...poem...because reasons?
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Yes, you missed a joke. You should watch it. |
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Pennilenko
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Yes, you missed a joke. You should watch it.
I just watched it. At the risk of being made fun of, I have to say I liked it. |
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Rendakor
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I watched the clip of the song, and wasn't inclined to watch the rest of the movie.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rendakor
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And how much of that are you contributing per month?
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Broken for me (Chrome refuses to let the page load because the security certificate is 'scrambled'). But http://bad.horse helps for those that don't get the reference (warning: Autoplaying video). Seriously, Ren, you should watch. Possibly the only good thing to come out of the Writer's Strike was leaving all those people with nothing better to do than an elaborate joke musical. --Dave |
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KallDrexx
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Broken for me (Chrome refuses to let the page load because the security certificate is 'scrambled'). But http://bad.horse helps for those that don't get the reference (warning: Autoplaying video). Seriously, Ren, you should watch. Possibly the only good thing to come out of the Writer's Strike was leaving all those people with nothing better to do than an elaborate joke musical. --Dave Chrome wouldn't show the site for me but when the message of chrome's rejection shows you can still view the cert and see that path. Also  |
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Shannow
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If I put that on my FB feed right now I would get at least 2 people who would share that without irony.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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But that would actually be ironic.  --Dave |
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Mattemeo
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That gunner has a luxury neck-beard.
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If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
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Draegan
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KallDrexx
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That made me laugh out loud.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That is so full of win, it overfloweth.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Mattemeo
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Why is she shouting at his beard?
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If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
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Ironwood
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It's a fairly stupid beard.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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