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Reply #4375 on: July 29, 2010, 08:36:00 AM

There's also a script blocking plugin for Google Chrome, but its an all or nothing toggle. Much prefer noscript.

That said, ED has always been rife with ads from questionable sources. It was just a matter of time.

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Reply #4376 on: July 29, 2010, 10:33:43 AM

I was trying to find a Final Fantasy iron-on patch for Sauced's lunchbag and found this:



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Reply #4377 on: July 29, 2010, 11:05:27 AM

So the picture shows the outfit on a petite or lanky Asian and the outfit they're selling is for a moo cow?

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Reply #4378 on: July 29, 2010, 01:33:46 PM

NoScript.
Yeah, I didn't notice anything bad at all.

Obvious solution is too obvious for me. Still, I caught the reference before I had to quit it, so yay!

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Reply #4379 on: July 29, 2010, 09:42:12 PM

So the picture shows the outfit on a petite or lanky Asian and the outfit they're selling is for a moo cow?

I think that's a dude.

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Reply #4380 on: July 30, 2010, 04:52:09 AM

 ACK!

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Reply #4381 on: July 30, 2010, 10:25:02 AM

I don't see much to laugh about that picture, if that's the case. I did say Asian, not Asian female.  Ohhhhh, I see.

I guess it's funny because it's a dude dressing up like a girl? Trying not to sperg out here...
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Reply #4382 on: July 30, 2010, 11:12:02 AM

WARNING: GORE
Well, not really but there is some blood as a girl suffers surface wounds from having her arm bitten by a barracuda. The last picture however, is comedy gold.
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Reply #4383 on: July 30, 2010, 11:44:06 AM

It's amazing how having a giant hole in your stomach can make gory pictures not seem so bad. undecided

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Reply #4384 on: July 30, 2010, 12:54:46 PM

WARNING: GORE
Well, not really but there is some blood as a girl suffers surface wounds from having her arm bitten by a barracuda. The last picture however, is comedy gold.

The look on her face sort of says it all there; what a crap father.

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Reply #4385 on: July 30, 2010, 01:10:10 PM

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Reply #4386 on: July 30, 2010, 02:25:49 PM

At first I thought it was a photoshop, then I realized lol50s.

On a similar note:

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Reply #4387 on: July 30, 2010, 09:49:14 PM

I do love some PBR to calm me nerves and build me strength!  /hillbilly_jig

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Reply #4388 on: July 31, 2010, 08:47:25 AM

At first I thought it was a photoshop, then I realized lol50s.


Uhh... lol50's?  Like, as in 1950?  I think you might be off by like half a century, bro.
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Reply #4389 on: July 31, 2010, 01:26:55 PM

WARNING: GORE
Well, not really but there is some blood as a girl suffers surface wounds from having her arm bitten by a barracuda. The last picture however, is comedy gold.

the look on her face is simply priceless. 

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Reply #4390 on: July 31, 2010, 06:23:46 PM

At first I thought it was a photoshop, then I realized lol50s.


Uhh... lol50's?  Like, as in 1950?  I think you might be off by like half a century, bro.
I think the 1950s part was referring to the Schlitz advert, not the one for PBR.

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Reply #4391 on: July 31, 2010, 08:21:40 PM

Ohhhhh.

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Reply #4392 on: August 01, 2010, 07:03:29 PM

Yeah, What Rhyssa said.  Guess I could have phrased that better.

"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Reply #4393 on: August 02, 2010, 05:16:54 PM

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Reply #4394 on: August 02, 2010, 10:25:15 PM

Sounds about right.

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Reply #4395 on: August 03, 2010, 02:58:21 AM

I'm afraid to ask because I'll most likely start an ugly derail but is a big name athlete changing teams really such a huge deal?

I'm mostly used to european competitive sports (the biggest being football or soccer as you call it) and there it's the norm rather than the exception for players to switch teams multiple times throughout their careers. Usually because of better contracts or the better potential to get titles.

It's even worse because there are no draft rules. I honestly cannot remember a single football player that played for the same team 7 seasons in a row.
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Reply #4396 on: August 03, 2010, 03:19:37 AM

I'm afraid to ask because I'll most likely start an ugly derail but is a big name athlete changing teams really such a huge deal?

I'm mostly used to european competitive sports (the biggest being football or soccer as you call it) and there it's the norm rather than the exception for players to switch teams multiple times throughout their careers. Usually because of better contracts or the better potential to get titles.

It's even worse because there are no draft rules. I honestly cannot remember a single football player that played for the same team 7 seasons in a row.

The background is this (in a nut shell):

LeBron was born and raised in Akron Ohio just south of Cleveland.
He showed remarkable skill and size from an early age
He was seen as one of the most gifted basketball players in high school
He declared himself eligible for the NBA draft his senior year in high school
Cleveland, miraculously, won the NBA draft lottery and the rights to select him 1st
Upon entering the NBA, Cleveland's team started becoming viable again (and in essence, the city)
LeBron lead Cleveland to the NBA playoffs and finals which had not happened for any Cleveland team since the 90s Indians
LeBron was deemed the savior of a city that has not won a championship in 48 years in any sport - since the Cavs were really the only viable team in the city
LeBron goes on national television to announce his decision to leave his native town for Miami to play with two other NBA powerhouse players in hopes of winning a title there
Hence, the signs.

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Reply #4397 on: August 03, 2010, 03:20:36 AM

Marquee players tend to get treated a bit differently in the nba. Star players can earn the most money by sticking with the team that drafted them, so that often happens and when players do switch it's a bigger deal. But Lebron is a special case, he was being an ass when he left Clevenland.
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Reply #4398 on: August 03, 2010, 03:25:10 AM

01101010 missed the years of "support" and accolades that Cleveland/ Akron gave him during his Jr. High and High School years.  At least from what my friends who still live there say when bitching about it.   As with all other athletes I suspect that "Support" really means, "Looking the other way when he committed misdemeanors. Helping him break the rules (Who remembers the saga of the car he bought his mom as a senior?) and giving him rim jobs about how great he is."

Really, the part that I think makes him a douche is turning the whole thing into a spectacle.  Yeah, he acted like a self-centered, super-entitled prick by breaking his home town's heart on national TV.  Cleveland's just as much to blame for that as anyone.

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Reply #4399 on: August 03, 2010, 04:11:18 AM

The Cleveland organisation has been a real clusterfuck. If you read up about Lebron and the company his buddies set up (LRMR) it's all one huge mess. The guy still acts like a kid. You should try and dig up the story about Lebron partying in Vegas written by Arash Markazi (at least that's funny even if it's not a picture).
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Reply #4400 on: August 03, 2010, 04:19:31 AM

It's even worse because there are no draft rules. I honestly cannot remember a single football player that played for the same team 7 seasons in a row.

I think this would be a bit like Ryan Giggs moving from United to City.

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Reply #4401 on: August 03, 2010, 07:46:25 AM

Yeah, that's almost accurate. More like Rooney moving from United to City. Or for Jeff Kelly's frame of reference, everybody who moves to Bayern Munich.

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Reply #4402 on: August 03, 2010, 08:58:36 AM

It's much more common these days for athletes to move around, but there is still a stigma in American sports culture against blatantly leaving your team just because you want much more money or a title.  That's why everybody hates the Yankee's.  They have massive wealth (I mean literally, the Yankee's franchise is worth over 1.5 billion dollars) and use it to buy lots of star players.  People who leave their teams to go to the Yankee's tend to become hated.

Again, its much more common now for players to be fluid between teams, but its considered more sportsman like to stay loyal to your team than doing what ever it takes to get yourself a ring.

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Reply #4403 on: August 03, 2010, 09:17:34 AM

The background is this (in a nut shell):

LeBron was born and raised in Akron Ohio just south of Cleveland.
He showed remarkable skill and size from an early age
He was seen as one of the most gifted basketball players in high school
He declared himself eligible for the NBA draft his senior year in high school
Cleveland, miraculously, won the NBA draft lottery and the rights to select him 1st
Upon entering the NBA, Cleveland's team started becoming viable again (and in essence, the city)
LeBron lead Cleveland to the NBA playoffs and finals which had not happened for any Cleveland team since the 90s Indians
LeBron was deemed the savior of a city that has not won a championship in 48 years in any sport - since the Cavs were really the only viable team in the city
LeBron goes on national television to announce his decision to leave his native town for Miami to play with two other NBA powerhouse players in hopes of winning a title there
Hence, the signs.

To which I respond: So what.  It's his life.  Athletes have a short window in time to make their money and achieve their personal and professional goals.  LeBron stayed longer than most would have due to his loyalty.  I don't see how Cleveland has anything to bitch about.  They got over a decade to watch one of the best athletes this world has to offer. 

Also, it's fucking Cleveland.  Gee... I'm young and rich... would I rather live in Cleveland or Miami?  Tough choice.
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Reply #4404 on: August 03, 2010, 09:28:02 AM

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Reply #4405 on: August 03, 2010, 10:34:49 AM


Yeah yeah yeah, text, may be old whatever. It was funny.


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Reply #4406 on: August 03, 2010, 10:44:48 AM

I don't get what Max means in that.

I get the fact she has giant thighs and that comes from squatting.

I have made the picture unfunny.

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Reply #4407 on: August 03, 2010, 10:50:37 AM

A kid gets treated like he's some divine gift to millions since he's like twelve.  Is it any wonder?

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Reply #4408 on: August 03, 2010, 10:52:24 AM

Max means your max lift wight.

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Reply #4409 on: August 03, 2010, 11:27:42 AM

OOHHH.

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