Yegolev
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It's her third one.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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IainC
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Breakfast.
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Teleku
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Funny as the picture is, I hope you all do realize that it is pretty obvious they are posing in it for comedic effect, and it's not actually fully true, right?
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Rasix
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I'm sure the soda chug is. The rest? That pizza is getting eaten. All of it. With ranch. And I don't think any of those 2 liters will survive the encounter either.
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Cadaverine
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Living in the midwest, I'd say it's not at all obvious. That does, in fact, look like what you'd find in quite a few homes here.
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Teleku
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I'm sure the soda chug is. The rest? That pizza is getting eaten. All of it. With ranch. And I don't think any of those 2 liters will survive the encounter either.
Yeah, but that's to be expected. I mean, what kind of family gathering couldn't eat a pizza of that size...... |
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IainC
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Those ladies didn't get to be that size from a carefully balanced diet with strict portion control.
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Mattemeo
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No, what would make the picture is if it was *diet* coke.
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Living in the midwest, I'd say it's not at all obvious. That does, in fact, look like what you'd find in quite a few homes here.
I'm sure the soda chug is. The rest? That pizza is getting eaten. All of it. With ranch. And I don't think any of those 2 liters will survive the encounter either.
Yeah, but that's to be expected. I mean, what kind of family gathering couldn't eat a pizza of that size...... I can list 4 groups of 4 or fewer off the top of my head that would (and likely have) devour all that pizza without trying. 1) One of the floor managers at the local Staples call center. I'll concede this one is pure speculation but given she was the same size as that woman... yeah. 2) My helpdesk guy, who mentioned ordering a 24x36 (60x90cm) sheet pizza for his family of 4 as a regular thing. 3) Another former co-worker of my wife's whose waist was 66" at least. She said he'd regularly bring-in (2) 2-liters and drink them both within the 9 hour shift the way some folks drink 20oz sodas. 4) Me and a few guys in college, who ate 4 16" pizzas in about 2 hours. This is the Midwest. People brag about how much they can eat. |
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Cyrrex
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Gods dammit, I laughed hard.
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Haha me too. Oh internets.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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That you just finding that ?
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TheWalrus
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Kind of sad really.
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IainC
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Paelos
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Well yeah, who wouldn't?  |
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Ironwood
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There were pics of it kicking around.
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Yegolev
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That you just finding that ?
I'm not ashamed to say that I don't spend a lot of time on the internet. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Fair nuff. I thought it was in the WD thread...
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Yegolev
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I almost put it in there, but the pic isn't related to the comics.  NOT RELATED TO THE COMICS, CARL! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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I would've gone with 'LIKE UNCLE SHANE CARL'
But hey.
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Yegolev
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I bet your line is related to the comics. Gone too long without a picture.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Teleku
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Eh, average day at a BART stop in San Francisco.
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I just like the joke. |
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Rendakor
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It took me a second, but man. That's hilarious.
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Merusk
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Oh, shit, I just got it. Awesome.
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Ginaz
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That dude in the back looks terrified. I can't say I blame him.  |
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Venkman
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Oh, shit, I just got it. Awesome.
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Maven
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Oh, shit. Now I get it. I thought he just looked like a flamboyant gay man, but then I got it.
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