01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Was not all that till the end - the tuft of hair in Mr. Tortoise's mouth got me.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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RhyssaFireheart
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ROFL! Yeah, the tuft of hair at the end totally makes that.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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01101010
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Posts: 12004
You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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The Crysis one got me good  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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What the fuck is Santa doing ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Amarr HM
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He's devising how to become more popular with children than Jesus.
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Venkman
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A selection of pics around the 'nets as "redneck car maintenance", but could be from anywhere. Could also be really old. I thought about doing the first one myself once, and the last one is my favorite. And the filmmaker one reminded me of the Producer one:  |
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Merusk
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I used to have a whole bunch of these because they make the rounds of the construction industry every year or two. Only have this one now and figured y'all might not have seen it before. Things like this are usually under the subject, "People wonder why we have building codes. "
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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The question I've always had with that picture - is why they didn't just remove the door comepletely. There's no way in hell you are getting the door closed behind you once you go in anyways (short of standing on the toilet).
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Plans call for a door.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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A friend sent me this. In the spirit of the theme, I thought I'd share.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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MuffinMan
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<snippedtoiletpic> This reminds me of my downstairs bathroom. It has enough room to at least open the door but it is tiny like that and the freaking light switch is behind the door. They either put the light switch on the wrong wall or reversed the opening of the door for some reason. |
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Goumindong
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The question I've always had with that picture - is why they didn't just remove the door comepletely. There's no way in hell you are getting the door closed behind you once you go in anyways (short of standing on the toilet).
No, the question is why they didn't just hinge the door going in the other direction. While i am pretty sure bathroom doors are supposed to hinge in (so that you can stop someone from entering if its not properly locked) they could make an exception there. |
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Thrawn
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A friend sent me this. In the spirit of the theme, I thought I'd share.
Someone has to have a good IT version of this somewhere, seems an obvious one to do. |
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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This is the one for my profession. Nails it.  |
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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A friend sent me this. In the spirit of the theme, I thought I'd share.
Someone has to have a good IT version of this somewhere, seems an obvious one to do. Linked to me early today:  |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I can't find any for my job.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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So make one, Captain Whinypants.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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So make one, Captain Whinypants.
CAPTAIN WHINYPANTSWhat my forums think I do.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MisterNoisy
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The question I've always had with that picture - is why they didn't just remove the door comepletely. There's no way in hell you are getting the door closed behind you once you go in anyways (short of standing on the toilet).
I'd wager that there was originally a pocket door, but at some point someone decided that they'd replace it with a traditional one. |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I'd better get in on this one before it's too late eh?   |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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schild
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I didn't like these things when they first popped up like 5 years ago and I like them less now.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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I really like the Scandinavian lions pic. Still laughing at the Finland one.
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MisterNoisy
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Ruvaldt
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Goat Variations
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"For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can." - Ernest Hemingway
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Teleku
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I really like the Scandinavian lions pic. Still laughing at the Finland one.
I'm still trying to figure out how all of Scandinavia ended up with god damn Lions on their medieval heraldry. Why Lions? Had any of them ever seen a Lion? They may as well have put unicorns on their shields. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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