Cadaverine
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It looks more like the guy from Doonesbury come to life.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Draegan
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Lakov_Sanite
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was ok until "half a death star" "screw you" then it got a hearty chuckle.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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First chewbacca response surprised me with a guffaw.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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pxib
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First chewbacca response surprised me with a guffaw.
I got a strong image of him flapping uselessly on a keyboard with his giant, fuzzy hands. |
if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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The Jersey shore is a cancer. I'm not going to specify which I am talking about.
EDIT: the only worthwhile thing at the Jersey shore is AC, and only if you like cheap, convenient gambling.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't gamble so the entire Jersey shore is useless to me!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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It's a shithole even if you do gamble.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Oh, I won't argue with that...however, hell of a lot cheaper than a trip to Vegas.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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Muse.
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If you go on a bus, they'll give you $10 in quarters and a free box of salt water taffy.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Atlantic City used to be a decrepit, faded tourist town. It and the areas around it just got by with tourism. Then the casinos came in and turn the whole are into a shithole. Skip the Casinos, go see Lucy the Elephant |
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schild
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God, the American Road is just the most tacky fucking thing on Earth.
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Draegan
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The Jersey shore is a cancer. I'm not going to specify which I am talking about.
EDIT: the only worthwhile thing at the Jersey shore is AC, and only if you like cheap, convenient gambling.
There are places where you avoid, and places that are absolutely awesome. Places like Long Beach Island are fantastic. |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lakov_Sanite
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"he punched a janitor"
jesus works in mysterious ways.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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That actually made me laugh out loud for real. Nice catch Engles.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Cyrrex
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Though unfair, that is a hysterical analogy.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Is that Smeagol on Jack's right shoulder?
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Draegan
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Cyrrex
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I can't even tell what's happening in that picture. It looks like he just sorta lets go for no reason. It isn't even much weight.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Cadaverine
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Looks like there's a cut between him pulling it down and him letting go of the bar. Hard to say, though. I suppose he could have pulled a muscle, or something, and let go. Could just be a dumbass, too.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Ingmar
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Auto Assault Affectionado
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I think the bar hit him in the face when he let it go?
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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rattran
Moderator
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Unreasonable
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Bandwidth Exceeded isn't very funny.
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lac
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Brogarn
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Next he should call and ask her if she has Prince Albert in a can.
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Dtrain
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Where is your sympathy and sense of humanity?
Poor douche is already using the Right Now CRM. Do they have to make his life any more difficult by suggesting an inappropriate relationship between himself and his mother?
And I hate to ruin what looks like a good prank, but through the benefit of having administered this steaming turd of a CRM, I can tell you that there is so much latency between the two parties that on the CSR's side the conversation probably looks something like this:
Jackass: Is the sky blue?
CSR: Yes!
Jackass: I mean, did you just shit yourself LOOOOOOL?
CSR: <goes to find his manager> Hey, tell me again why we don't restrict chat access to people that have accounts with our service?
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Mattemeo
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It's Kerry G, not Kenny G. Doesn't help make it funnier, either way.
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If you party with the Party Prince you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
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Mrbloodworth
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2010, 10:44:38 AM by Mrbloodworth »
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LK
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Awesome.
Wait, shit...
Awesomely funny!
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Holy shit that Gary Busey thing is terrifying...
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Mrbloodworth
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Holy shit that Gary Busey thing is terrifying...
I know, took me a moment to figure out what it was from. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Someone should put that Busey head on the little red mcdonalds creepy thing.
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Author
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