sickrubik
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beer geek.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Arland? How many Atelier games have I missed?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Ironwood
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Oh Dear God No.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Lakov_Sanite
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That seems very fake.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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sickrubik
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It is. It's a Kimmel bit.
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beer geek.
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rk47
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« Last Edit: February 07, 2014, 01:56:23 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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Sneaky, I like it.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Cyrrex
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I have done exactly that before. Mostly just to amuse myself.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Tannhauser
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Parents: Natures Greatest Tricksters
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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Needs the guy poking out his eardrum. OW!
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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God, that second one with the plastic tub is so me.
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SurfD
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I am really not sure I understand what the hell is supposed to be going on in the first one. Why is he trying to cut a loaf of bread with a door-stop?
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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cironian
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play his game!: solarwar.net
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Wondering about that one too. Maybe it's a DND cleric who can't use blades?
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Venkman
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Merusk
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I am really not sure I understand what the hell is supposed to be going on in the first one. Why is he trying to cut a loaf of bread with a door-stop?
It's about dull knives. "Are your knives so dull you may as well be cutting with a block of wood?" |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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rk47
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« Last Edit: February 08, 2014, 06:18:53 PM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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One of my secret desires is to be an actor. Not like Brad Pitt or anything. More like Al Leong, just a bit henchman in tons of movies...and to be the guy in the 'you wouldn't try cutting bread with a block of wood' examples on infomercials. I practice making the frustrated and confused faces all the time. To add pic:  We cheered. She's such a shitty sport and really shouldn't have been on the team after the nationals. Way to sandbag the team. I also now have a thing for Meryl Davis. Goddamned fiancee watching the Olympics on my tv so I can't use the pc. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Goddamned hammers.  |
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Remember when corded phones interrupted your snacking?  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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To add pic:
[pic of olympic athelete saying 'bullshit']
We cheered. She's such a shitty sport and really shouldn't have been on the team after the nationals. Way to sandbag the team. I also now have a thing for Meryl Davis. Goddamned fiancee watching the Olympics on my tv so I can't use the pc.
Backstory please? Sorry, not hilarious if you are not up on the Olympics. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Shannow
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She got chosen for the team over the average looking Asian girl (who actually beat her in Nationals). Funnily enough the pretty blonde one is being used in a LOT of sponsors ads (BP and Hilton are two I've seen).
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Chimpy
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Once Lindsay Vonn pulled out of the Olympics the USOC scrambled to find "attractive" white women for marketing purposes. Thus why Lolo Jones made the bobsled squad.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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The Olympics is such BS. I feel sorry for the athletes, it's not their fault, but its been a bowl of bullshit since as far back as I can remember.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yeah, questionable choice for the squad, she's been skating like shit. And she's a poor loser, so there have been a lot of those 'bullshit' moments of her, just not in the national spotlight. So we found that moment pretty funny. She was adopted as the 'story' girl for commercials, and they managed to make it work despite reality. Note she was in third place when that clip was shot. Then got knocked out by a chick who fell. Anyway.  |
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Tannhauser
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How bad did she skate to get knocked out by someone who fell. Falling is still super-bad right?
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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