Threash
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Having to bone his wrinkled ass as a step to fame is a lot more degrading than being called a bitch. You are a walking casting couch Hef.
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I am the .00000001428%
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Having to bone his wrinkled ass as a step to fame is a lot more degrading than being called a bitch. You are a walking casting couch Hef.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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SurfD
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Accurate, except for where it insults Ike. He may have been a dick, but his music was good.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I had no clue Ike was a Beatles fan either...  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Merusk
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Accurate, except for where it insults Ike. He may have been a dick, but his music was good.
It's not about the music comparison, though, it's about the wife beating. |
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Ginaz
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Accurate, except for where it insults Ike. He may have been a dick, but his music was good.
It's not about the music comparison, though, it's about the wife beating. Really?  |
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Ingmar
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Yes?
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Cyrrex
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I can't really get behind that Katy Perry = Cyndi Lauper comparison. I mean, I want to have intercourse with every piece of Katy Perry. Cyndi Lauper provokes no such reaction.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Sir T
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I think you need your sight checked. Not to mention your ears  |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Lantyssa
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I can't really get behind that Katy Perry = Cyndi Lauper comparison. I mean, I want to have intercourse with every piece of Katy Perry. Cyndi Lauper provokes no such reaction.
Funny, because I'm the exact opposite. The only thing that beat out seeing Cyndi in concert was seeing Joan Jett with her. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Miguel
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...pic of spastic guy...
Rocking out, post-disaster-irradiated-wasteland-of-Chernobyl style? |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Why do they have bats?  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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[Cat-attracting Router]
I find it difficult to believe this scenario is real. However, I am fully suspending my disbelief because it would be hilarious and awesome to have such customer support. The guy even put two gs in aggro! He needs a raise.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I can believe it. I have one cat that loves to lay on top of operating electronics, she still hasn't forgiven me for putting the TV's on top of the DVR cable boxes. I have one computer that's in a case that lays flat (it's a micro-ATX HTPC case designed to fit in the same footprint as an old-style VCR), when it's running she's always right on it. Pretty sure it's the warmth that she likes.
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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I used to have a more or less permanent fixture of 2 cats on either the 19" CRT, the amp, or both, because they were always hot.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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It's not the cats I question. In fact, the more crazy a cat acts, the more likely it's true. I've grown up with them.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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fengzi597
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hahaha. |
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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TheWalrus
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Hi advertising failure. Fire that fucker.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I'm stupid and don't get it.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Miguel
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That QR code wouldn't be scannable any longer - it has to be an intact block.
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“We have competent people thinking about this stuff. We’re not just making shit up.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Chimpy
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It was probably a print ad that was fine in a bagillion other places that they plastered up on that split video wall. I seriously doubt they made that ad SOLELY for use on that video wall. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Ironwood
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Indeed. I think the venue should take the blame on this one.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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I don't think it matters because nobody is stopping to scan some fucking QR codes on their way to work.
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Strazos
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Why do they have bats? QFT  |
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kaid
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In russia I don't think its polite to question people having bats.
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Rendakor
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Does anyone ever actually scan those qr codes?
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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cironian
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play his game!: solarwar.net
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Nah, those things just exist so some executive can brag that their new communication strategy is all hip and internets.
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Merusk
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Does anyone ever actually scan those qr codes?
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Miasma
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I can't stand those things, it's like a constant reminder that there are marketing people stupid enough to believe that they work. People that think we actually read their ad in the magazine instead of just flipping past it and would also like to take a picture of it so that we can go to a website and pour over an entire site devoted to advertising their fucking toothpaste.
A few days ago I was forced to imagine a marketing exec who was not only particularly stupid but was also under the delusion that he was a clever hipster. This was caused by walking past some fucking idiot who was wearing an old timey sandwich board with nothing but a giant qr symbol on the front and back. It took a lot of willpower not to violently attack him.
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SurfD
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A few days ago I was forced to imagine a marketing exec who was not only particularly stupid but was also under the delusion that he was a clever hipster. This was caused by walking past some fucking idiot who was wearing an old timey sandwich board with nothing but a giant qr symbol on the front and back. It took a lot of willpower not to violently attack him. This reminds me of all those Pharmacutical adds where they have some happy, smiling person on this giant billboard, and nothing but the words "Yes, I tried [insert product name here]". If your add does not even give me the slightest fucking clue what your product is for, or what it does, why the fuck am I going to be even remotely interested in finding out more? |
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Furiously
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I can't stand those things, it's like a constant reminder that there are marketing people stupid enough to believe that they work. People that think we actually read their ad in the magazine instead of just flipping past it and would also like to take a picture of it so that we can go to a website and pour over an entire site devoted to advertising their fucking toothpaste.
A few days ago I was forced to imagine a marketing exec who was not only particularly stupid but was also under the delusion that he was a clever hipster. This was caused by walking past some fucking idiot who was wearing an old timey sandwich board with nothing but a giant qr symbol on the front and back. It took a lot of willpower not to violently attack him.
Actually I can see that working. People wondering what it's for... But then closing the site the second it opens. |
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