Signe
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Muse.
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I could not drive with that happening behind me. I would either have to stop and kill my children or sell them on eBay before we left.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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TheWalrus
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I just yell "Don't make me pull this car over and get out!" Just trying to figure out what Daddy just said usually quiets them down.
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Yegolev
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In the realm of Bad Shit Kids Do, that barely registers. It's hilarious.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I just yell "Don't make me pull this car over and get out!" Just trying to figure out what Daddy just said usually quiets them down.
Yes, I agree, that's a better solution. I would pull the car over and get out. And I would never go back. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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If you don't stop now I'm going to turn this car around and sell you to Gypsies.
Sarah if you don't stop that this instant I'm taking you back to the adoption agency
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Venkman
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Don't make me nuke our minecraft world back to glass! I only use that for really bad things. I even have a sector I quickly MCedit'd to glass to show I could do it  |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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 Don't eat me~ |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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The rest of that video can be seen in the nsfw thread. A lot of gore.
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Tannhauser
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Lundberg: "Yeah, if you could stop mauling me that'd be great."
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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That's fantastic! |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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You wouldn't download a loaf of bread, would you?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Shannow
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Posts: 3703
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You wouldn't download a loaf of bread, would you?
Dunno, how many bytes is it? |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Loaf out loud.
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TheWalrus
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If you can get thru the crust of the argument, there's a fine doughy center that leaves you a lot to chew on.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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If you can get thru the crust of the argument, there's a fine doughy center that leaves you a lot to chew on.
What a loaf of shit... |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Shannow
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If you can get thru the crust of the argument, there's a fine doughy center that leaves you a lot to chew on.
That's some crumby punning. |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Lakov_Sanite
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These jokes really aren't getting a rise out of me.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Pennilenko
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These jokes really aren't getting a rise out of me.
Your use of the word really comes across as a weak modifier, it has me crustfallen. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bzalthek
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I hate you people.
Bisquit.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Tarami
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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'No thanks, not my kind of bitch!' or, alternative: 'I'll be in my bunk!'
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Seems like this guy makes a nice smiley.  |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Ratman_tf
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 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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That's where the Warden pops on the boot and goes on their way. Possibly leaving a one-line note like, "Clever trap, mine's better."
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Lantyssa
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Shit. This is real. I have cats (and 'possums) coming out of the woodworks lately. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Can't tell you how much I've wanted to do that before.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Trippy
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She certainly is fascinated by whatever is down there -- she doesn't even look at her kicker as she is pushed out.
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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She is holding up the train for her friend is my guess.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Yeah, thus the kicking. I, to, have wanted to do that so badly several times.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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