Chimpy
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TheWalrus
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And the dog Smeghead?  |
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satael
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And the dog Smeghead? ...or Rimmer  |
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Signe
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The other cat is Magenta. I like to think that if they had been in the same show, it would have been romantic. And the doggie is a girl so Smeghead is totally inappropriate. Next animal I get (which will hopefully be a blue whale or a panda for xmas) is named Hank. I also have six pigeons named Hank but I had to leave them behind in Shad Thames. I miss all my babies.  |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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rk47
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kinda nsfw, but this girl sucks big time.
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« Last Edit: November 26, 2012, 09:26:54 AM by rattran »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Shannow
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That icebergs picture belongs in the awesome pics thread! Oh and RK47 strikes again..  |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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cmlancas
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I have to admit I giggled, even if it's the five-year old in me.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Segoris
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Signe
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I know! That was awesome! It MUST be Britain. I blame shows like Skins and Misfits and the total ease in copping gear. The parents have nothing to do with it.
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DraconianOne
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« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 09:17:07 AM by DraconianOne »
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Signe
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Right! I remembered another video he did now. He's too good!  It was the Rocky one I saw before which has now become a forever on my fb page. Everyone I know should love him! |
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Cyrrex
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Shannow
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Funny shit, but I did also laugh when the guy wacked him with the golf club.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Threash
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I am the .00000001428%
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Miasma
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So, am I the only one who wants that guy to get shot in the head? And not a wound that kills him instantly either, something that takes days for him to die.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I like anything that fucks with golfers. That was the only great parts of Jackass, how utterly rabid golfers get when their game gets interrupted.
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Samwise
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Golfers have no sense of humor. That's the lesson I've learned from these videos.
(fakeedit: what Hawkbit said)
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Goumindong
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I was pretty shocked that the golfer actually hit him with the club. He could have really been injured there.
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Morat20
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Yeah, some golfers get intense.
Then again, a round at a good club is...not cheap.
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Signe
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He fucks with golfers, he fucks with workmen, he fucks with police, supermarkets, anything he can... he's like human graffiti. |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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No sympathy. Pick a fucking line and stick to it!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Sky
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Golfers have no sense of humor.
I've played golf since I could walk. Nobody ever wants to golf with me because I have a casual disregard for a lot of the stuff they seem to hold sacred. Made my grandfather nuts when I was a kid, I have a mean slice or hook or whatever, the ball goes right. So rather than fix the stance I'd been using for twenty years, I just aim to the left a bit. I also keep score casually and will not hesitate to mulligan like a mofo. To me, it's a nice day for a walk and I'm just playing for fun. Most golfers don't play for fun. |
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Rasix
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I'm a pretty casual golfer. You sound annoying as hell to play with.
edit: But less annoying than the guy(s) Paelos lists below.
Even worse? The guy that's on his cell phone the entire round. Almost always a lawyer. Assholes.
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Paelos
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I've played since 13. I have three things I will not put up with.
1 - Being slow for no reason. I don't care if you suck. I care if you suck and treat a lost ball like it's worth $100 and we MUST FIND IT.
2 - Acting like a petulant child when you mess up. Throwing clubs? Rampant cursing? Go play by yourself, dick.
3 - Giving other golfers unsolicited advice. Nobody asked you Mr. 13 handicap. Focus on your own shit.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Pennilenko
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Sky sounds like my kind of golfer. Especially if he believes in a cooler full of good beer in the golf cart.
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cmlancas
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Sky sounds like my kind of golfer. Especially if he believes in a cooler full of good beer in the golf cart.
I've never been big into golf, but isn't it just an excuse for people to drink publicly before 5 p.m.? Kinda like tailgating but you actually get to play. |
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Bunk
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For a limited subset of the sport yes. Personally, I'm annoyingly competitive with myself when I golf and I fully agree with all of Paelos's comments above. Golf is a game with a defined etiquette, and being a drunken yahoo on the course does not fall in to that definition (wow, that sounded snobby). There's plenty of crappy $15 pitch and puts around to do that on, don't do it on a course where people like me have to pay a day's wages for a round.
Oh, and mulligans are just cheating yourself. I want to be proud of that 115 I shot, and know it was a real 115 (I've never been a very good golfer).
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Bunk
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