luckton
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5947
|
|
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
|
|
|
tgr
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3366
Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
|
|
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
It's not a empty nook, it's a niche.
It could be a cranny. |
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
So I thought we had a tattoo thread but I can't find it. I'm no ink fanatic or expert (hell I don't have one and wouldn't consider it) but even I can tell this is an awful tattoo. I'm choosing the funny thread because it's just so awful. You'd think someone like Scarlet could afford something at least halfway decent.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 23628
|
It's the artist's style, though you can't really see it in a design that simple. Google for the other pics and you can see samples of his art on the wall.
|
|
|
|
|
Engels
Terracotta Army
Posts: 9029
inflicts shingles.
|
I thought the joke was that lucky horseshoes had to have 7 holes, not 8 (which is standard)?
|
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
|
|
|
Pagz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 490
I AM GOING TO WRESTLE THIS BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!
|
Although to be fair, the tattoo speaks the truth.
|
|
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
She's too adorable to have complex tattoos. I can see stars and hearts and swirly things, not intense or scary things. I think she made a choice that probably suits her. Also, I kind think it's cute.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Nightblade
Terracotta Army
Posts: 800
|
I'm more distracted by the fact that it looks like someone drew that on her skin with a heated ballpoint pen.
|
|
|
|
|
MuffinMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1789
|
I'm disappointed that her glorious funbags are covered by her arm. That looks to be a somewhat sheer shirt.
|
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
I'm disappointed that her glorious funbags are covered by her arm. That looks to be a somewhat sheer shirt.
It's also sort of lopsided, isn't it? Or is that just my eyes? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
MuffinMan
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1789
|
Yes.
|
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Yes.
 |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
He means yes, it's lopsided.
I agree she should go with simple.. it's the "deliberately bad" thing that amazes me. I'll pay $1500 for goofy shit some prison artist could have done for a pack of cigs.
No, I don't understand 'pre-worn' and 'recovered' fashion, either. Paying a fortune to look poor seems incredibly pretentious at best.
|
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
Posts: 20848
|
Just because she's famous doesn't mean she's any smarter than the rest of the population. There are plenty of shitty tattoos out there.
|
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
|
|
|
K9
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7441
|
|
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
|
|
|
Hawkbit
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5531
Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
|
There's some really awesome, iconic pieces in there. There's also some pretty questionable pieces, too.
As someone with lots of terrible ink done by friends with terrible ink, I think her tat is pretty cool. I'd be proud of that piece if it were on me, because it looks like it has a story behind it. Good ink is about the story as much as the art. All my ink has a connection to my timeline, even if some of it I've regretted from time to time. Oddly, I've been getting the itch for more soon, maybe this is my mid-life crisis? Instead of buying a super car I'll get a bunch of ink.
|
|
|
|
|
cmlancas
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2511
|
There's some really awesome, iconic pieces in there. There's also some pretty questionable pieces, too.
As someone with lots of terrible ink done by friends with terrible ink, I think her tat is pretty cool. I'd be proud of that piece if it were on me, because it looks like it has a story behind it. Good ink is about the story as much as the art. All my ink has a connection to my timeline, even if some of it I've regretted from time to time. Oddly, I've been getting the itch for more soon, maybe this is my mid-life crisis? Instead of buying a super car I'll get a bunch of ink.
Clearly time for a life-altering face tattoo. Just no teardrops, even if you're weeping for humanity. |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
|
|
|
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613
|
What tattoo?
|
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
|
|
|
rk47
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6236
The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
|
A little bit large.
|
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
|
|
|
TheWalrus
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4319
|
Fuckin christ man, what is this shit? I cannot find another niche picture to indicate how off the damn wall your stuff is. Just start including a description of the funny below your pics.
|
vanilla folders - MediumHigh
|
|
|
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
|
Ukraine is bleak. Hilarity ensues.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
|
|
|
calapine
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7352
Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
|
I think the image wants to subtly tell tell us that Japanese, Koreans and Americans are a bunch of gayfags, possibly even kiddy-fiddlers, while the Ukraine is where RealMen™ hail from. rk47's buddies from Dnipropetrovsk all love it.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: November 12, 2012, 01:57:28 PM by calapine »
|
|
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
|
|
|
murdoc
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3036
|
The great thing about rk47's stuff is that it's pretty much the anti-Bloodworth.
|
Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
|
|
|
MahrinSkel
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10858
When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
|
The great thing about rk47's stuff is that it's pretty much the anti-Bloodworth.
It's Carlin's Vuja Dey in graphic format (somehow, someway, you've never seen anything like this before). --Dave |
--Signature Unclear
|
|
|
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
|
|
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
|
|
|
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10621
|
The great thing about rk47's stuff is that it's pretty much the anti-Bloodworth.
It is also 99.44% of the time only funny to him. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
|
|
|
Ragnoros
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1027
|
Why are y'all bitching? He is posting pics. You are not. QED.
Edit: Thank you for showing us how it is done Nightblade.
|
Owls are an example of evolution showing off. -Shannow
BattleTag - Ray#1555
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
Looks like someone made Napoleon Dynamite a tattoo artist. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
Cadaverine
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1655
|
Looks like someone convinced some poor saps that his shitty tattoo work is a "style".
|
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
|
|
|
|
Father mike
Terracotta Army
Posts: 533
|
I mean, Superjail is cool and all, but I'm not sure I want it engraved on my body
|
I would like to thank Vladimir Putin for ensuring that every member of the NPR news staff has had to say "Pussy Riot" on the air multiple times.
|
|
|
KallDrexx
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3510
|
This made me laugh wayyy more than it probably should  |
|
|
|
|
rk47
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6236
The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
|
i find this picture very funny, because in no way this product would work as advertised.
|
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
|
|
|
|
Author
