Yegolev
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Indian Running Duck?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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rattran
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Duck corkscrew penises are definitely creepy.
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Sky
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And then there's the f13 I know and love.
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Rishathra
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I'm guessing it's just mud, but it looks like a pound of shit falls out of that duck the moment it gets pushed.
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pxib
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Nope, my sister in law had a duck as a pet for a while and I can categorically assure you that it's a pound of shit.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Geese are worse. I used to run round a park near me that had a nice rive running through it, lined with geese. My god the quantity of shit those animals can produce is staggering. As was I after slipping in it several times. And then they get pissed off and chase you away! Fuckers. I got quite fit though. Fit but shitty.
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Chimpy
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Geese are worse. I used to run round a park near me that had a nice rive running through it, lined with geese. My god the quantity of shit those animals can produce is staggering. As was I after slipping in it several times. And then they get pissed off and chase you away! Fuckers. I got quite fit though. Fit but shitty.
Canadian Geese are the worst. Seriously, you want to build a wall to stop immigrants from coming into the US? Make it on the Northern border to stop those god damn geese. There are a couple of neighborhoods near me with ponds and the amount of goose shit on the sidewalks near them is enough to be mistaken for a layer of asphalt.
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rattran
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It's great for the lawn though. Since we've had the duck on the back deck we've been getting more geese and brant than usual. Lots of poops by the lake.
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kaid
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I love canadian geese but I can concur they produce an amazing amount of crap. We have a wildlife sanctuary that has a lot of open water so most of the year they have a few thousand canadian geese that hang out there and in fall that number goes up. Overall pretty nice birds and you can pretty easily get them to eat out of your hand but they have to hose down the sidewalks pretty frequently to clear the vast amounts of goose poop off.
Geese in general can get really aggressive if threatened. Canadian geese are actually on the more laid back end of the spectrum I have seen domestic geese that to ballistic if you even look at them sideways. Some farmers use them as guard animals because most predators run away when they have 15 pounds of furious bird attacking them.
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Sir T
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One of the funniest things I ever saw was one time our farm dog was nosing around the Ducks and one of the ducks bobbed its head, and the dog backed up, started. The duck bobbed its head again and it back off a bit more. Then the duck pulled up its feathers and chased the poor dog all around the farmyard quacking up a storm.
I've also seen Chickens mobbing a Raven and nearly killing it.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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NowhereMan
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Geese in general can get really aggressive if threatened. Canadian geese are actually on the more laid back end of the spectrum I have seen domestic geese that to ballistic if you even look at them sideways. Some farmers use them as guard animals because most predators run away when they have 15 pounds of furious bird attacking them.
Fun story about ancient history: Romans used geese as guard animals frequently and in fact there were geese sacred to the temple of Jupiter for their 'historical' role of acting as guard animals and sounding the alarm when an 'army' of gauls tried to sack Rome while the dogs slept through and failed in their duty. Less funny addendum:
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kaid
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I used to work for the DNR in my state and I got to wander many famers fields. Farm dogs would escort me but mostly just want to play with me while barking to let their owners know I was there. Domestic Geese are fucking batshit crazy they can't really hurt you but when you have this 15-20 pound bird losing its shit and freaking the fuck out it is disconcerting. If Domestic geese had teeth I probably would have lost limbs to them.
Oddly enough unless frightened canadian geese have always been pretty laid back for me. If you get close to their babies they hiss at you but I had many occasions where I would feed wild geese who sat right next to me nice and quietly on a park bench. Try that with domestic geese who don't know you and you would get your fingers shredded.
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Shannow
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but I had many occasions where I would feed wild geese who sat right next to me nice and quietly on a park bench.
Stop encouraging those pooping bastards!
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calapine
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Not funny, but since we are on the topic of ducks:
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Rendakor
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That's a lot of ducks. Where's that from?
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calapine
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Supposedly 5000. And China (of course...somehow)
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Cyrrex
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I really, really need to know if they are walking in a southerly direction.
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Sky
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Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair
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Cyrrex
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That is seriously fucked up. And it looks just like him, somehow.
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That is seriously fucked up. And it looks just like him, somehow.
Not that bad... as long as the supports to the back aren't severely bent or broken, a couple tack welds and it'll be as good as new!
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Sky
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That is seriously fucked up. And it looks just like him, somehow.
Except for the functional legs.
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Sky
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Now giggling madly on a bus.
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calapine
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That joke (in non star was context) was made before the great but underrated Ugly Americans. (Which you really should watch!)
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calapine
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After long and painful search I found a Polandball appropriate for current events:
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Cyrrex
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And there goes another Poland ball, and I still haven't understood one of them.
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Sky
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I understand them, but dislike them quite strongly.
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PalmTrees
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I'm very bad at flags, so unless they use a name I'm often lost. But they're usually good for a chuckle.
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ezrast
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I'm too much of a clueless American for many of them, but I enjoy them in spirit.
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calapine
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And there goes another Poland ball, and I still haven't understood one of them.
Well, the author of this one in "special" in specializing in surreal comics. One likes that or not (I do, because they tend to be cute), but it's particular to him, but not a general feature of Polandball. Another one from him, easily recognizable in that there is no point in it: Usually there are 3 main Poland ball lines. 1) Based on current or historical events. Example this one: "Japaense Flying school": 2) Totally "subtle" political commentary. Example this one called "Capitalism in a Nutshell" 3) Combination of 1) and 2). As example this Polandball broaching the subject of Sweden's behaviour during WW II: 3) Turning popular jokes into a polandball. Example the "occuption" wordplay: 4) Jokes based on cliches of countries. Example "Unhated Nations": Because of 1 & 2 Polandball can be quite educational. Things I learned from it include obscure details about British colonial history and some lesser known genocides I wasn't aware, for example. Grain of salt is advised though. Anyway, I feel to missonary about them about them to not post them, but I will try to reduce it to once a month and always with a spoiler. I understand them, but dislike them quite strongly.
I honestly don't understand that! What is there to dislike??
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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RhyssaFireheart
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I don't always completely "get" the Polandball comics, but I still enjoy them.
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Engels
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I think you need a good dose of northern European fatalism coursing through your veins to fully embrace Polandball.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Sky
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I don't like politics or shitty artwork. I mean other than my own shitty artwork.
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