Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I knew as soon as I saw the envelope what was going to be inside.  |
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Tannhauser
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There's no crying in the Justice League!
good job rk, was funny
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Where'd my babies go?
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Paelos
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Oh man. If I saw that I would buy it.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Oh man. If I saw that I would buy it.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Trippy
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Somebody moved the haystack  * Yes I know I'm mixing games
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Signe
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Muse.
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This is more true today than it was yesterday and continues to be more true as time passes.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Bad planning.  |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Headline in The Sun. Cricket player's new girlfriend is a bra designer.  |
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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schild
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Completely stealing this from Reddit and don't give a fuck if it's a repost:  I'm in stitches. |
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Paelos
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That's outstanding
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Chimpy
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Driver's license in the mail?
Say what you want about the DMV in Illinois being inefficient but I go in, take my picture, and 5 minutes later I have a new license.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Rendakor
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That's how it is in NJ too, except with an hour wait before the picture-taking part.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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California sucked back in 1997... turn in your old license, get a slip of paper with no picture, wait a week or two for your license. Can't do shit but drive around with that. Made the mistake of doing that during July 4th weekend back then - couldn't drink or buy alcohol or even get into bars. Tahoe was wasted.
Ohio, FL, LA, SC... go in and get your stuff. PA just switched to issuing a temp license which is an exact replica of the real thing only it has big ass TEMP letters on it - then you get your really real one in the mail 4-6 days later. I assume do to growing identity theft, but at least here you get a laminated pic ID, even if only temporary.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Teleku
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I got my licencees renewed in California (Oakland, to be specific) about 3 years ago. I called, made an appointment for the next day with almost no hassle. Walked in at the time given to me. In 30 minutes total: I did the paperwork, waited, had a new photo taken, and was given a new license. Yes, things have changed. Granted, if you just walked in and didn't take the time to call the day before for a time slot, looks like you had a long ass line to deal with before getting to all this. But you know, sucks to be somebody who doesn't bother googling shit before doing it. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Signe
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Muse.
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My license expired once when I was out of the country. It stay expired for five years. When I came back, I went to DMV, gave them my old license and they gave me a new one with a new address. It took me about 15 minutes or so. They didn't even ask me if I remembered how to drive.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Chimpy
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My license expired once when I was out of the country. It stay expired for five years. When I came back, I went to DMV, gave them my old license and they gave me a new one with a new address. It took me about 15 minutes or so. They didn't even ask me if I remembered how to drive.
"Knowing how" is secondary to the "right" to do something for anything dangerous to yourself and others in the U.S.A. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That's how it is in NJ too, except with an hour wait before the picture-taking part.
What? I renewed mine late last year - was in and out in about 15 minutes, new license in-hand. They didn't even try to hassle me over proving my address, which would have been difficult seeing as it's my mother's and I don't actually live there (legal/domicile address only). Turns out, the sticker I received years ago for an address change I did over the phone was good enough. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Rendakor
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Well, when I renewed mine ~6 months ago I had to go to a regional office because of some surcharge nonsense which might explain the epic wait.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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pxib
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
NOT IN MY WOODS.
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I demand David Attenborough narrate that clip, he must call eagles "nature's assholes". Video of them knocking mountain goats off mountains also required.
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Ironwood
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That one cracks me up every time.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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