taolurker
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1460
|
Raccoon?
|
I used to write for extinct gaming sites
details available here (unused blog about page)
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42633
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
That is definitely a raccoon.
|
|
|
|
Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
Posts: 20848
|
I'm guessing it's one of those super light chairs from how easily it flipped it.
|
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
|
|
|
KallDrexx
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3510
|
I totally thought that was a cat too
|
|
|
|
|
Soln
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4737
the opportunity for evil is just delicious
|
It's a cat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4035
|
Yep. Pretty sure that is a cat. Face is wrong for a racoon, and I dont think I have ever seeen an all black Racoon either. They are usually Black / Brown / Grey in stripes / patterns.
|
Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
|
|
|
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603
|
Surely it is a raccoon. It looks too thick, it's eyes too spooky/shiny, and it has a pointed face. Not to mention all the evil pouring off of it.
|
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
|
|
|
taolurker
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1460
|
|
I used to write for extinct gaming sites
details available here (unused blog about page)
|
|
|
calapine
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7352
Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
|
I hope the black cat wasn't injured.
Raccoon?
That is definitely a raccoon.
I totally thought that was a cat too
It's a cat.
Yep. Pretty sure that is a cat.
Surely it is a raccoon.
And this ladies and gentlemen, is how the "It's gold/black" idiocy started!  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
It's a golden raccoon?
Does that mean you inherit a chocolate dump or something?
#raccoonlivesmatter
|
|
|
|
|
cironian
Terracotta Army
Posts: 605
play his game!: solarwar.net
|
It looks too thick, it's eyes too spooky/shiny, and it has a pointed face. Not to mention all the evil pouring off of it.
Sounds like most cats I met. |
|
|
|
|
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603
|
Maybe most of the cats you've met have actually been raccoons?
|
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
|
|
|
Lantyssa
Terracotta Army
Posts: 20848
|
Someone post the picture of the Lost Cat 'possum?
|
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
I'm so confused.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19232
sentient yeast infection
|
|
|
|
|
|
Soln
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4737
the opportunity for evil is just delicious
|
I like raccoons. Glad to be wrong.
|
|
|
|
|
Miguel
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1292
कुशल
|
That raccoon is a dick.
|
“We have competent people thinking about this stuff. We’re not just making shit up.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
|
|
|
|
|
Segoris
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2637
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sir T
Terracotta Army
Posts: 14223
|
|
Hic sunt dracones.
|
|
|
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613
|
This is how bad life in the south is.  This is a REAL sign on the local Walmart door.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42633
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
It was probably next to the "No Guns Allowed" sign - which is just as unfortunately necessary.
|
|
|
|
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613
|
It was probably next to the "No Guns Allowed" sign - which is just as unfortunately necessary.
That's more of a guideline than a rule. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
|
|
|
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12003
You call it an accident. I call it justice.
|
That no guns allowed thing surprised me a little when I went to my mother's house for Easter. She wanted to stop at Applebee's while we were out and there was a sign on the door saying something to the effect of Applebee's does not allow firearms. I asked my mother when that became a thing and she had no idea. The sign was not fresh so it had been there awhile. Guess that might be more a sign that I haven't been to Applebee's in ages. I never saw signs like that anywhere in northern Ohio in the past... but I guess it is a thing now.
|
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42633
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
I worked in a large mall in Mississippi in the early '90's. That mall had such signs even then.
This has indeed been a thing down here for quite a while.
|
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
That no guns allowed thing surprised me a little when I went to my mother's house for Easter. She wanted to stop at Applebee's while we were out and there was a sign on the door saying something to the effect of Applebee's does not allow firearms. I asked my mother when that became a thing and she had no idea. The sign was not fresh so it had been there awhile. Guess that might be more a sign that I haven't been to Applebee's in ages. I never saw signs like that anywhere in northern Ohio in the past... but I guess it is a thing now.
Ohio didn't have to explicitly allow "Open carry" due to the nature of the CC law that was passed 11 years ago. Far more people than you might realize bring their gun with them into places, it's just hidden, though since there's still a lot of "Wtf, you irresponsible asshole" mentality left here, even in Southern Ohio. In short: We're not rednecks, we're Midwesterners, which as you know is a completely different mentality towards things from the South. The reason you're seeing the signs pop-up is because of the idiots in other states pushing. When Applebees, Kroger or Starbucks says, "no guns allowed" due to the Open Carry morons in other places, they then post it at ALL establishments across the country. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
|
Tannhauser
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4436
|
That no guns allowed thing surprised me a little when I went to my mother's house for Easter. She wanted to stop at Applebee's while we were out and there was a sign on the door saying something to the effect of Applebee's does not allow firearms. I asked my mother when that became a thing and she had no idea. The sign was not fresh so it had been there awhile. Guess that might be more a sign that I haven't been to Applebee's in ages. I never saw signs like that anywhere in northern Ohio in the past... but I guess it is a thing now.
Because some grown-ass men are such pussies they have to carry a gun to eat out? |
|
|
|
|
Teleku
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10510
https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
|
|
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
|
|
|
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 23628
|
AFter you've slammed nose first into a few glass doors you learn to wait till they are opened first.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 04:12:02 PM by Trippy »
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
|
Well I realized what kind of person I am when I couldn't find it funny due to Its.
|
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
|
|
|
Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19232
sentient yeast infection
|
I noticed that too, but to me the obvious amateurishness of the sign just makes it funnier to imagine somebody being fooled by it. |
|
|
|
|
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613
|
First thought that came to mind when I saw the toaster.  I'm such a nerd. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
Venkman
Terracotta Army
Posts: 11536
|
Christ, right there with you. I saw the pic and a) knew exactly where it was from; and, b) exactly why you posted it. Only saw the words later.  |
|
|
|
|
Soln
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4737
the opportunity for evil is just delicious
|
Jesus. I too thought that. Aged.  |
|
|
|
|
|
Author
