Funny picture thread

[KallDrexx]

[Typhon]

Holy crap what is that?  A bull?

[Shannow]

Fairly sure its a pug.

[calapine]

[Evildrider]

[calapine]

Sour Cream and Onion, is that supposed to be some sort of commentary? 

[Evildrider]

Sour Cream and Onion, is that supposed to be some sort of commentary? 

 

[rk47]

Fairly sure its a pug.

A highly mutated pug you mean? 

[Typhon]

A pug?  Look at it's size compared to the red car it has to move around.  In comparison to the man (let's assume they didn't put a midget out to direct traffic, because that would be just mean).  It's very large.  Granted it pounces, which is not bull-like, thus my "what the hell is that"?  Bull was just a bad guess.

[Paelos]

It looks like a heffer.

[KallDrexx]

Wow I didn't realize posting two images in one go would cause so much confusion

[01101010]

A pug?  Look at it's size compared to the red car it has to move around.  In comparison to the man (let's assume they didn't put a midget out to direct traffic, because that would be just mean).  It's very large.  Granted it pounces, which is not bull-like, thus my "what the hell is that"?  Bull was just a bad guess.

Cow. That is not a pounce, that is a charge-butt with the ass-end slipping around at the end of the charge - probably from the slick pavement + hooves.

[Typhon]

Yep, wife told me I was an ass, and it was in fact a cow.

I get the pug joke now.  I feel shame.

[Shannow]

Yep, wife told me I was an ass, and it was in fact a cow.

I get the pug joke now.  I feel shame.

Long as you didnt call your wife an ass.....or a cow.   

[Yegolev]

It's a fucking cougar.  I was killed by one in GTAV.  They are everywhere.

[Miasma]

I go out of my way to run over any cougar that I see.  I also always have the combat shotgun out if walking in the wild.  I only got killed once, on the very last bonus mission for getting 100%, there are four static spawned cougars on that mission that I wasn't expecting...  I wonder if Trevor could survive an attack if using his special.

[RhyssaFireheart]

I want to ask why the character is wearing a dress and then I realized, I probably don't want to know.

[Yegolev]

+3 vs cougar.

[rk47]

Y'know I thought there's a double meaning in that picture.
I saw the dress and was like 'Oh, that's fresh, a cougar..with a shotgun in her hands.'

Then I noticed the face. And the bloodied body on the back. 'Now, I get it.'

[Mattemeo]

And now we know that rk likes his women hairy.

[Miasma]

I want to ask why the character is wearing a dress and then I realized, I probably don't want to know.

You can switch between three characters in GTA V, when you do so you find the character in whatever they were doing while you were off playing one of he other ones.  Trevor, being a meth addicted nutjob, has quite a few interesting activities that you get dropped into.  I swear he's in nothing but underwear at least a third of the time.  My favourite was finding him on a scooter, in the middle of the freeway, chasing another terrified scooter driver and singing a song about being "scooter brothers forever".

You can also just buy Trevor dresses and intentionally have him wear them.

[KallDrexx]

[Evildrider]

[Yegolev]

[Ironwood]

That's a lot of trucks.

[calapine]

If you look closely the window shield actually cracks. 

[Ironwood]

Yeah, it clearly gets side-swiped by the cargo on that big rig in the Oncoming lane.  Shit sake.

[Evildrider]

I would never go to Russia just because the drivers there are insane.

[Teleku]

Yeah, fuck me, that's terrifying.  Not nearly as bad as that, but I have a somewhat similar experience with one of those big trucks burned into my mind.  I grew up in a very rural area, and was driving back across the country to get home one day.  It was absolutely pouring rain.  There is this fucking bridge over a big marsh/swamp type area that you have to cross on this particular road.  Its pretty long, and very narrow.  Wide enough that you can have two lanes, but the bridge was built back in the god damned 30's by the PWA and obviously not meant for modern sized cars.  Even on a normal day I always tense up when I pass cars on that bridge, because there is very little wiggle room.

So I start across this damned thing as its pouring rain sideways (because the wind was really strong as well, making what comes next even more terrifying), and of course about 1/3'rd of the way over one of those massive semi-trucks gets on the bridge speeding towards me in the opposite direction.  He doesn't seem to give a crap, but there is almost no room for both of us to fit by.  I try to slow down a bit and push up as close as I dare to the ancient concert barrier on the side, and this fucker blows by me so close it bends my side mirror back against the driver door.  On top of that, because this is an ancient bridge and has no drainage, the trucks wheels throw up a massive wall of water.  So bad, that the entire time I'm passing it I cannot actually see anything at all through my wind shield while trying to maintain a straight line lest I smash into the truck or the concrete barrier.  I know I had to have looked VERY much like the cartoon guy in the bottom pic those 5-10 seconds it took passing this guy and somehow not smash myself into something.  Once over the bridge I had to pull over and just stare out the window awhile before going on.



And here, have a funny picture:

[Amarr HM]

Bravo!

[01101010]

[rk47]

[rk47]

[Ironwood]

That's just sad.   

[Chimpy]

There is not a big enough facepalm in the world to cover that one.