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It was totally worth the investment. I haven't found any great pictures lately, so here's some crap.  SO. FUCKING. TRUE. Every single usher in the theatre I work in hates those things. Fucking wrappers scattered over 3 rows of seets in a practically empty theatre just because someone at concession sold a pack of them to some douche. Also, the Carmen / Waldo chatroulette was gold. |
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Ill-considered hashtags. My favourite was the URL for an Italian battery company called Powergen www.powergenitalia.com |
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You're strange.
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You're strange.
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People are strange, when you're a stranger.
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Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Schild may just ban you for that one.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Ok, that one I don't even get.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Black Fries Day?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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Black Fries Day?
STOP IT! I haven't even had my coffee yet and now I have to laugh pee! |
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TheWalrus
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Scotch tape on the belly? Drugs? Both?
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Scotch tape on the belly? Drugs? Both?
Are you asking about the cat or RK47? |
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Cyrrex
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That is a cat in a defensive posture. Often takes nothing more than a reflection in a mirror.
Which can be hours of fun, by the way. Put a mirror down on floor level and see how your kitty reacts. The dumber ones go apeshit.
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Sky
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My first thought was that he was reacting to his reflection on the tabletop. Then it got into uberderp zone toward the end.
However, for rk47, an amazingly good post.
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rattran
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Looks like a cat being pulled on a wire. Something seems attached to his collar, making it not funny, but horrible.
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Muffled
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That's exactly what I thought as well, invisible wire tied to his collar. His back feet aren't pushing him the whole way, they're being dragged. Not to mention that if the counter were slick enough for his front feet to slide like that he wouldn't be able to push himself forward like that at all.
So yeah, blech.
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Or it could just be the countertop is very slick.
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Signe
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It looks like it's being pulled to me, too. :(
When Lister was fat, I thought I'd start taking him for walks around the yard and stuff. So I put on one of those harness thingies. He couldn't walk at all! He would take a step and fall over. The info I read said that they eventually learn to walk with it on just fine but it was so creepy and freaked me out so much that I never tried again.
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Which can be hours of fun, by the way. Put a mirror down on floor level and see how your kitty reacts. The dumber ones go apeshit.
Dancer completely ignores my floor-length mirror. Never even bothered to examine it. She perks up in the vicinity of other cats, so maybe she knows on some level it's a reflection. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Evildrider
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lol.. not sure what the story is, friend sent it to me.
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Signe
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Obviously it has to do with wanking gangnam style on a toilet. I'm afraid to know why he's pointing inside his mouth. Geez.
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I love that you named your cat Lister. |
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