tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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I can't figure out what's worse...that he tried it in the first place, or that he went through with it and did not succeed.
Or that he got married in the first place, and as such apparently had a chance to perpetuate his idiot genes.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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K9
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'Murica
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Ironwood
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy shooting his ring finger off is a good divorce lawyer with a gun.
Or something.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sheepherder
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I can't figure out what's worse...that he tried it in the first place, or that he went through with it and did not succeed. I'm going with the fact that he went for a gun rather than a set of side cutters.
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Jimbo
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still drives a stick shift
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Starting 7 nights in a row, and at our Charge RN meeting for ER, we found out one of our Regional Bosses is going to come visit. He likes to do something stupid which is pose as a fake pt and check in, see how we treat him, then sign out AMA.
I fucking hate shit like that!
Anyway, may take a job at another hospital after all this crap our higher ups keep giving us.
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ghost
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Starting 7 nights in a row, and at our Charge RN meeting for ER, we found out one of our Regional Bosses is going to come visit. He likes to do something stupid which is pose as a fake pt and check in, see how we treat him, then sign out AMA.
I fucking hate shit like that!
Anyway, may take a job at another hospital after all this crap our higher ups keep giving us.
I always did too. People that are douchebags generally deserve to get treated like a douchebag. A lot of this rigmarole that we have to go through is only going to get worse, particularly in Texas.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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What's an AMA? Is that some sort of health authority certification?
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Father mike
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Against Medical Advice.
"We told you not to leave, so when something goes sideways, good luck suing us."
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I would like to thank Vladimir Putin for ensuring that every member of the NPR news staff has had to say "Pussy Riot" on the air multiple times.
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ghost
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Yeah, it's a CYA certificate that they usually have the patient sign prior to leaving.
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Brofellos
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My dad was an ER doc for like 25 years (now does computer stuff) so I love reading these stories. He did his residency at Detroit Receiving, so he saw some shit. My personal favorite is the gang that initiated recruits by stabbing them in the left armpit. If they lived they were in...
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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I have the pleasure of having a good friend who is an XRay tech, who likes to share stories. This weekend he showed up with "20 Questions on what the man in ER had stuck in his Penis!"
answer:
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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Signe
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Muse.
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A gazillion years ago I worked for a short time in a hospital in Santa Fe and I can almost very nearly understand the butt. People were always getting things stuck in their butt. Once a man came in with a whole light bulb stuck in his butt. The ER doc was scared it would break and he's have to spend all day picking bits of glass out of this blokes butt hole. But the penis? Why would anyone stick anything in their penis? Does it feel nice?
Wow. I say butt a lot.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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The first part of that is weird enough... but past the bend? How? HOW!?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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dd0029
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My younger sister is a prison psychologist. She doesn't talk about it much, but she does have some good ones occasionally. The most recent was in regards to the change to some sort of paper spork. Her comment on it was, "I don't care where you stick that. It'll dissolve." One of the inmates who apparently can't wear clothes because he's a suicide risk expressed his displeasure with the paper sporks by mooning the staff and then farting out a paper spork. He then turned around and said, "That's what I think of that!"
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ghost
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Most of my stories are pretty mundane. Except for the time the lady from Mexico pulled this big jar out of her handbag filled with formaldehyde containing her uterus. They had been nice enough to take it out for her even though it was an inoperable cancer.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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The first part of that is weird enough... but past the bend? How? HOW!?
We started to debate that question, and then very quickly decided to talk about something else. Anything else.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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Merusk
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You obviously have to do it when flaccid.
We also weren't told the diameter of the key. It could have been a 1/16 instead of the 1/8 or 3/16 we're used to seeing.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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You obviously have to do it when flaccid.
We also weren't told the diameter of the key. It could have been a 1/16 instead of the 1/8 or 3/16 we're used to seeing.
IT. DOESN'T. MATTER.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I can honestly say that's never occurred to me to jam something in there.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Lantyssa
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But now that you have, it's tempting, right...?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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Auto Assault Affectionado
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I have heard, but thankfully not experienced, that when they take a swab there for testing for stuff that it hurts for a long time afterward. So... the allen key thing seems like it should take that to a new level of awfulness.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Cheddar
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Noob Sauce
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This is NSFA. "Not Safe For Anyone." Christ.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Paelos
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Good fiction. Anything involved buttplay is obviously a winner.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sir T
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Its amazing how well my "must click that" impulse has receded because of this forum.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Morat20
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I deeply regret clicking that. It was a mistake.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Ain't nobody got time for that!
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Der Helm
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allen key
1. I had to google that. Now I wish I had not done that. Also, I fucking hate you now. 2. While we are on a semi-related topic do not ever click on a link titled "maggot girl".
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Merusk
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Well we don't know what diameter allen key (we call them wrenches around here)
It could have been a 1/32 or 1/16th.. doesn't have to be the 1/4 or 3/8 most of us are familiar with from furniture.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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It still has a 90 degree bend in it...
I always dread when he shows up with a story to tell from work.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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My first question would have been if he started with the long end or the short end.
So, which was it?
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Chinese Students Riot - 'It's not fair if you don't let us cheat.'Riot after Chinese teachers try to stop pupils cheating What should have been a hushed scene of 800 Chinese students diligently sitting their university entrance exams erupted into siege warfare after invigilators tried to stop them from cheating.
By late afternoon, the invigilators were trapped in a set of school offices, as groups of students pelted the windows with rocks. Outside, an angry mob of more than 2,000 people had gathered to vent its rage, smashing cars and chanting: "We want fairness. There is no fairness if you do not let us cheat."
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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Wait what ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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It makes sense in a communist way, which is to say it doesn't make real sense.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I think there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Its quite possible that these 'exams' are so prohibitively impossible to pass 'normally' that cheating has become an accepted and endemic way of working within the system. Perhaps the same phenomenon of baffled looks I experience when I try to explain to my Chinese grad students that they don't have to pirate software for school, that the university has a license and they don't have to torrent MS Office.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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