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Reply #350 on: February 23, 2017, 10:54:31 AM

*Warning* very shitty post on how humans treat each other...

A little 9 year old boy named Cameron died the other morning at 0441...


They had starved this child to death, he was 9 years old and weighted 6.92 KG (15.22 pounds!)! He looked so contracted and sunken and hollowed out, with the worst looking eyes that wouldn't close.

I hadn't seen anyone that starved since we had refugee's in from Bosnia and they weren't even that bad. His foster parent's had starved him, he was 9 years old. I'm not going to go to much into detail till the case is done. It really freaked out my charge RN, she had never seen anything like this before. I ended up taking care of him the best I could even after he died, as we had to do the full Child Protective Agency and Law Enforcement death investigation. It did make me infuriated at some patients I was in charge of and holding for a bed (well more there family, many family will think we do a shitty job no matter how much you try and smile), they kept wanting shit and couldn't wait to come bug me every 15 mins. There are 4 arrests in this case now, I'm hoping they could get one or 2 more, there were 2 friends that brought the one "legal guardian mom" in and they were quite snobbish to me. Also those bastards never came into see him after he died.

I had to explain to a couple that if he caught Chlamydia, and if she had sex with him, she probably has Chlamydia too. I had to explain that he couldn't have gotten it from anything but having sex. The lady was smiling and giggling, so I wonder if she was going to use this on him big time. They were from Saudi Arabia, and she was visiting him on her break (she is going to school in California, him in Terre Haute, Indiana), and I can just imagine what she was thinking of her boyfriend screwing around. More or less she was going to use that on him big time. I had to dig out the new treatment center information as we lost Planned Parenthood in our town  sad , it is now some place called
http://www.wabashvalleypregnancy.com/services/ Crisis Pregnancy Center of the Wabash Valley. I mean it is cheap, and does provide the STD and Pelvic exams, but it does fuck all on birth control (besides condoms). I called it a "no kill sex center".
Still amazes me that people think you can get sexual transmitted diseases by not having sex (and no I don't want to hear about the 1 in a million way someone did, 99.9% of the time it is sticking something somewhere and getting the disease).

Then my little stripper girl comes in again, she is so sweet and cute, but God Damn it, I want to put a shock collar on her to keep her from not using a condom. She will strip in the room when I get her in there and I'm like, "OMG! Will you wait till I leave before you start taking your clothes off!?!?" I think she does it to tease me. Then we have the talk, she will say, "i think I caught something and I might be pregnant." I'm like, "did you wear a condom or get on some other birth control?" She will say, "no, I didn't use a condom and I haven't gotten my mirena IUD appointment set up yet." She has that look that she knows she fucked up. But I'm nice to her, as I think she is getting it, she knows she needs to wear a condom, she knows she needs on birth control or she will get pregnant. It is comical as the gals I work with notice the slutty ones love me. They also are amazed I handle the reproductive side and sex advice side probably the best out of all of them.

BTW, getting hit with the tasers that our officer's use will make you shit if you have a full bowels! We had some crazy assed drunk lady run from the cops, she started out 2 blocks from our hospital, drove down US 41 at high speed, turn onto a residential lane and drive down it at 90 mph! She then finally stops when they blocked the road, she then gets out of the car with a baseball bat and charges the officers! WTF! The one officer tased her and man did she shit herself. So when we got her to the hospital, we took her clothes off and cleaned her up, then her BAL was 0.349! How the hell she was out and about amazes me, but then my town has so many that abuse and use alcohol and drugs that they have tolerance built up. Oh I asked the officers how the hell she was doing 90 down that street and thank God no one was out (it was about 0200). That street has some awful railroad tracks, plus it has a school, parks, residents, etc..., so she could have hit someone if it had been earlier. The cops said she hit the tracks and went airborne, came down with sparks flying everywhere. She's lucky as hell she didn't hurt anyone or get hurt herself.

Then I had a sighting and attack of "Some Dude."
Patient came in by EMS with a wound on his left leg that was pretty deep and long, but bleeding controlled. He told us and Law Enforcement that "some dude" stabbed him in the leg when he was walking down the street at 0300. Crazy patient was treated as trauma patient like it should be, and I had to take him to CT after the surgeon and the rest of his stabilization happened (IV, stop bleeding) which happened pretty quick. He then keeps asking for Methamphetamine and Heroine and how he wants to have sex with my Charge RN, the Charge just started the IV and then made sure all the females were removed from his care (I don't mind, it defuses the situation better when they leave sometimes). Then he started jerking himself as were rolling into CT. I had to yell at him, "quit playing with it!" And then I had to go over, what is acceptable and not acceptable behavior, and that was not acceptable. So we get the CT, then as were rolling down the hall way, he flings the sheet back and starts stoking his dick! I'm like "God Damn it quit!" And cover him up. The police officer that was with him yelled at him too, then we both talked to him and said "you can make it worse where if you behave you won't be in handcuffs." I find out he was kicking and punching windows on an apartment complex and had broken a window and glass had cut his leg. Once again, "Some Dude", just like "Bigfoot", turns out to be a hoax again.
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Reply #351 on: February 23, 2017, 05:37:34 PM

Some dude is a busy guy.

Be principled, but not too principled.
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Reply #352 on: February 24, 2017, 07:58:41 AM

Jimbo - Save these stories.  Write a book.  Anyone thinking, even for a minute, about going into health care as a profession needs to hear this. 

Keep up the good fight and don't let them fuck with your sanity.  You're an amazing human being. 

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
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Reply #353 on: February 24, 2017, 08:16:40 AM

Jimbo - Save these stories.  Write a book.  Anyone thinking, even for a minute, about going into health care as a profession needs to hear this. 

Seriously this has to be recorded and preserved. It's the sobering look behind the facade everybody needs to have shoved in their face.

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Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and other troops you control.

Reply #354 on: February 24, 2017, 08:54:03 AM

The one thing about writing a book is you really have to cover your ass for talking about people without their permission. You could get sued into oblivion if you don't get releases and/or protect the identity of the folks enough.

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Reply #355 on: February 24, 2017, 09:54:07 AM

He could fictionalize the whole thing and it'd still be a best-seller, I bet.
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Reply #356 on: February 24, 2017, 01:27:23 PM

He could fictionalize the whole thing and it'd still be a best-seller, I bet.

Go to Netflix/HBO, they'd be all over it just for the explicit pieces in Jimbo's life and would take care of getting it fictional enough.

Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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