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Reply #2030 on: January 27, 2012, 07:02:31 AM

So would we start calling it the IFL?  why so serious?

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Reply #2031 on: January 27, 2012, 07:08:07 AM

IHEL (International Hand Egg League)  why so serious?

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Reply #2032 on: January 27, 2012, 07:40:40 AM

I say move the Jets to London (Jets are a fake football team anyway) and rename them to something clever so they can play the New England Patriots twice a year in what most of the media would butcher and call the Revolution bowl twice a year every year.
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Reply #2033 on: January 27, 2012, 09:35:10 AM

Jets would actually be an appropriate name seeing as how much time the team would be spending on them.

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Reply #2034 on: January 27, 2012, 09:54:45 AM


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Reply #2035 on: January 27, 2012, 10:08:13 AM

Hahahaha awesome.

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Reply #2036 on: January 27, 2012, 10:22:57 AM

That is fantastic.
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Reply #2037 on: January 27, 2012, 10:57:27 AM

Move the Redskins, rename them to the Redcoats.

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Reply #2038 on: January 27, 2012, 11:02:05 AM

Should go totally Old School and name the team after one of the colonial period American regiments...  "Royal American Rangers"?  It would be awesome how confused the American fans would be.

The Canadian team should be the Rough Riders, of course.
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Reply #2039 on: January 27, 2012, 11:02:28 AM

Why not, they mostly are already!

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Reply #2040 on: January 27, 2012, 11:04:03 AM

Why not just base out of an east coast city? 8 times a year you fly to London for the game. I know this fucks with your 'home field' advantage but they could schedule blocks or like 3 home games in a row and away weeks, where they stay at the east coast home base. I know all this coasts some dollars, but fuck it the NFL makes some.

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Reply #2041 on: January 27, 2012, 11:07:23 AM

Why not, they mostly are already!

Or the "Kraft Dinners".   Silly Canadians.


Why not just base out of an east coast city? 8 times a year you fly to London for the game. I know this fucks with your 'home field' advantage but they could schedule blocks or like 3 home games in a row and away weeks, where they stay at the east coast home base. I know all this coasts some dollars, but fuck it the NFL makes some.

You need fans to buy in.  This setup sounds and feels kludgy, and even if you get a city to do it, fans in that city won't give shit. 
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Reply #2042 on: January 27, 2012, 12:33:55 PM

In case you needed another reason to want to see Tom Brady die in a car fire-
http://deadspin.com/5880019/tom-brady-gave-all-his-teammates-uggs-to-celebrate-their-super-bowl-appearance


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Reply #2043 on: January 27, 2012, 12:42:57 PM

Ugh.

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Reply #2044 on: January 27, 2012, 03:38:58 PM

That's just surreal

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Reply #2045 on: February 05, 2012, 03:30:45 PM

Rofl.   Best intentional grounding ever.

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Reply #2046 on: February 05, 2012, 03:35:41 PM

Rofl.   Best intentional grounding ever.

I can only pray that will be the final score   awesome, for real

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Reply #2047 on: February 05, 2012, 03:55:03 PM

I just want to pop in and admire the M&M, Chevy and Battleship commercials! 

Oh Budweiser, you still spend all your money on commercials instead of making decent beer.

Also, I believe there is a game on.
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Reply #2048 on: February 05, 2012, 04:08:31 PM

The commercial for The Dictator was pretty funny.  Too bad that's probably all the funny that will be in the movie.

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Reply #2049 on: February 05, 2012, 05:27:20 PM

M&Ms was the only legitimately funny commercial this year, IMO.  The Chevy one I was amused by only because the others have been so very, very horrible.

The Audi one w/ vampires for the new headlights I'd seen earlier this week and I still want to vomit when I see it.  Something about it just oozes pretentiousness to me so I think:   Audi: continuing to make commercials that make you hate the folks who drive us.

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Reply #2050 on: February 05, 2012, 05:38:41 PM

Brady forgot where he was after that hit. He was trying to pick grass out of his face mask hehe.

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Reply #2051 on: February 05, 2012, 06:08:14 PM

Nice catch Chimpy, I saw that but it didn't sink in.  Really good game going on, both QB's playing great but officiating is starting to crap out.

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Reply #2052 on: February 05, 2012, 06:31:59 PM

Oops.

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Reply #2053 on: February 05, 2012, 06:33:20 PM

Haha.

Edit: man I hope the game ends with a sack on Brady

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Reply #2054 on: February 05, 2012, 06:40:37 PM

Grats Giants

Eli=2 rings
Peyton=1 ring

Nice comeback from a 7-7 season.  Eli is truly an elite QB.

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Reply #2055 on: February 05, 2012, 06:41:06 PM

I've been listening to BBC5 live radio and it's hilarious how Bradshaw should have taken a knee instead of scoring.

Greedy bastard but otherwise it was a great game.  Heart
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Reply #2056 on: February 05, 2012, 06:41:18 PM

Phew!
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Reply #2057 on: February 05, 2012, 06:42:24 PM

I've been listening to BBC5 live radio and it's hilarious how Bradshaw should have taken a knee instead of scoring.

Greedy bastard but otherwise it was a great game.  Heart

He really tried to slow down it seemed, even trying to grab one of his blockers but he moved just out of the way.

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Reply #2058 on: February 05, 2012, 06:44:29 PM

I dislike both those teams but I dislike the giants less. Also, Eli has proven in the last couple months that he belongs up there with guys like his brother. I am not sure there has been anyone as calm in the clutch as he is since Elway.

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Reply #2059 on: February 05, 2012, 06:46:47 PM

I dislike both those teams but I dislike the giants less. Also, Eli has proven in the last couple months that he belongs up there with guys like his brother. I am not sure there has been anyone as calm in the clutch as he is since Elway.

I'm in the same boat.  But since I despise the Patriots while merely disliking the Giants, I'm glad the latter won.

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Reply #2060 on: February 05, 2012, 06:46:56 PM

Eli needs to remain Eli. He keeps fucking that up against the Pats. People are going to start taking him seriously which will kill whatever genie he has in his pocket.  why so serious?

I don't care about the Giants, but I can't stand the Pats... so NY! FUCK YEAH!

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Reply #2061 on: February 05, 2012, 07:03:13 PM

ELIIIIIIIII
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Reply #2062 on: February 05, 2012, 07:05:44 PM

So... had a drinking game with a buddy while watching the Superbowl.

Whenever Eli looked stupid, drink.
Whenever Brady looked broody, drink.

It was a long, long, long game. 
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Reply #2063 on: February 05, 2012, 07:19:45 PM

I'm surprised you can even type at this point, JC.  

Also, I suppose that this ends any discussion of how shitty Eli is.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #2064 on: February 05, 2012, 07:25:36 PM

Yeah, right.  Just like if the Giants lose their opener next year, some people will be calling for Coughlin's head.

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