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Modern Angel
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Reply #70 on: July 14, 2009, 08:21:59 PM

Man, I don't know. Ecuador Volcano Fist is pretty badassed. It's like the fucking Dwarf Fortress random name generator created them
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Reply #71 on: July 14, 2009, 08:34:15 PM

Or the Google Translator.
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Reply #72 on: July 14, 2009, 08:48:08 PM

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Ecuador Volcano Fist

Wrestling move, IMHO.

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Reply #73 on: July 14, 2009, 10:34:53 PM

Implicit ownership of wrecks - 08/07/2009
Great WAR server name, or greatest WAR server name?
Best MMO server name. Period. For any game. Ever. Past, present and future.

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Ecuador Volcano Fist
Wrestling move, IMHO.
You obviously haven't spent enough time in Ecuadorian brothels if you think that's a wrestling move.
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Reply #74 on: July 14, 2009, 10:53:54 PM

YOINK
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Reply #75 on: July 15, 2009, 11:34:36 PM

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Reply #76 on: July 16, 2009, 02:06:38 AM

oh man. That's just foul.

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Reply #77 on: July 16, 2009, 05:50:35 AM

I debated for days of trying to make a joke about it, finally decided not to.  Combination of tastelessness and me not being funny enough to pull it off.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #78 on: July 16, 2009, 06:57:05 AM

I was sure Ecuador Volcano Fist required the girl to be having a heavy period, with perhaps the application of bicarb of soda and white vinegar for lube, but there you go.

Maybe I was thinking of Peruvian Volcano Fist.  why so serious?

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Reply #79 on: July 16, 2009, 07:06:30 AM

I was sure Ecuador Volcano Fist required the girl to be having a heavy period, with perhaps the application of bicarb of soda and white vinegar for lube, but there you go.

Maybe I was thinking of Peruvian Volcano Fist.  why so serious?

Mexican Volcano Fist involves tequila.  The Cleveland Volcano Fist is a combination of the Mexican version and the Cleveland Steamer............
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Reply #80 on: July 16, 2009, 07:20:16 AM

It's ED, so, NWS.
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Reply #81 on: August 05, 2009, 08:26:33 AM

Germany after first Server Merge:

Erengrad
Carroburg
Drakenwald
Huss (RP) - Merged in May
Averland (Open RvR) - Merged in July

At least the 3 remaining servers do well in terms of pop/activities
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Reply #82 on: August 07, 2009, 08:34:04 PM

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Reply #83 on: August 08, 2009, 10:12:05 PM


I love how they make it sound like a good thing.

"Greetings!

Another round of our Free Character Transfers starts today!"

I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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Reply #84 on: August 08, 2009, 11:08:41 PM

If you're on a dead or dying server it probably is a good thing.
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Reply #85 on: August 10, 2009, 07:26:29 AM

Why don't they just condense down to one server and get it over with.

Over and out.
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Reply #86 on: August 10, 2009, 08:52:46 AM

Then they couldn't use server merges to make people happy they'll have a few others to fight.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #87 on: August 10, 2009, 08:55:38 AM

The chocolate river claims another victim. 

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Reply #88 on: August 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM

Why don't they just condense down to one server and get it over with.

Give it about 6 weeks....
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Reply #89 on: August 10, 2009, 11:45:42 PM

Why don't they just condense down to one server and get it over with.


They're already starting to run up against the wall, there.  There's only one RP and one PvP+ server left.
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Reply #90 on: August 12, 2009, 06:51:35 PM

Why don't they just condense down to one server and get it over with.

Because "We still have more servers than DAoC!" is all they got left?

A FUCKING COMPANY IS AT STEAK
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Reply #91 on: August 12, 2009, 07:25:35 PM

And to think, they still have a month to go before they even crack their first year online...

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Reply #92 on: August 19, 2009, 02:53:58 PM

There goes the Oceanic servers.  Probably the RP server next, can't imagine they'll merge more than that for awhile though.
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Reply #93 on: August 19, 2009, 03:01:10 PM

There goes the Oceanic servers.  Probably the RP server next, can't imagine they'll merge more than that for awhile though.

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Reply #94 on: August 19, 2009, 03:22:37 PM

I just read the last patch. It's pretty clear now that there are still huge problems at the company.

Selling all the ingredients so players can make summoning stones instead of just selling the goddamn stones cheap as dirt strikes me as backwards ass game design.

Someone needs to fish the rest of the poison out of the well that is Mythic.
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Reply #95 on: August 19, 2009, 03:45:46 PM

I just read the last patch. It's pretty clear now that there are still huge problems at the company.

Selling all the ingredients so players can make summoning stones instead of just selling the goddamn stones cheap as dirt strikes me as backwards ass game design.

Someone needs to fish the rest of the poison out of the well that is Mythic.

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* Summoning Stone components can now be purchased by Talisman Makers from Morena von Hoffe in Altdorf and Alerian the Flayer in The Inevitable City.

This is under the Talisman Making crafting section. Can anyone explain if you have to be a Talisman maker to also craft this stone?
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Reply #96 on: August 19, 2009, 07:28:02 PM

Selling all the ingredients so players can make summoning stones instead of just selling the goddamn stones cheap as dirt strikes me as backwards ass game design.

Is the associated profession hard to level?  Because free skillups would be an obvious reason for this.  The other being an attempt to get people to use whatever auction/trade systems they have in place more frequently.
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Reply #97 on: August 20, 2009, 03:46:18 AM

I'm sure it's as convulsed and pointless as possible, it's how mythic rolls!



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Reply #98 on: August 20, 2009, 03:59:54 AM

Selling all the ingredients so players can make summoning stones instead of just selling the goddamn stones cheap as dirt strikes me as backwards ass game design.

Is the associated profession hard to level?  Because free skillups would be an obvious reason for this.  The other being an attempt to get people to use whatever auction/trade systems they have in place more frequently.

From my experience yes it was. It was a recipe based system that required you to disenchant items to get materials. Other materials came from other professions. Materials were limited by skill level (i.e. you needed a particular skill level to use higher level materials) and the level of materials was closely linked to the level of the item you salvaged or, in the case of scavenged stuff, the level of the mob you'd killed. This meant that you had to try and keep your crafting level equivalent to your character level otherwise you'd find it hard to get materials for your craft (you could only salvage weapons and armour and a lot of them were untradable). The market wasn't enormously well stocked with crafting materials when I played (that could very well have changed since though) so crafting was either a huge gold sink as you paid crazy prices for low level loot or an exercise in frustration as you stopped being able to advance due to having out-levelled your craft skill unless you wanted to farm green mobs on multiple alts with different collection skills in the hope of getting drops you could use.

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Reply #99 on: August 22, 2009, 05:02:10 PM

There goes the Oceanic servers.  Probably the RP server next, can't imagine they'll merge more than that for awhile though.

And the oceanic players with them. Reports are that the  pings are worse with the transfer, even though all servers were in the US 280-300+... which sadly is what I used to get playing WoW on dial-up from country Australia  why so serious?

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Reply #100 on: September 02, 2009, 05:20:31 PM

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Seems like the last Italian and Spanish servers are been closed with the remaining players been moved to english language servers.

Gorthor -> Karak Eight Peaks (Order - Destruction)
Gorthor -> Eltharion (Order -Destruction)
Gorthor -> Karak Azgal (Order)

Gorthor -> Karak Norn - transfer not possible

The transfer will be avaible from the 8th of september,same thing for the spanish server.

Normally I'd get a better source but :flu: and I hate the whole flash Europe website.
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Reply #101 on: September 02, 2009, 07:35:48 PM

At this point I'm willing to bet that WAR gets cancelled by EA by Q2 2010. Or eventually starts going on about their revolutionary single server technology which is why everyone now plays in the same world.

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Reply #102 on: September 02, 2009, 07:54:04 PM

UO is still running. If they think there's will be still be enough people playing WAR after they fire all but a skeleton crew I don't see why EA wouldn't keep it running indefinitely.
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Reply #103 on: September 02, 2009, 11:11:35 PM

UO's been paid for over time, though. I don't think WAR has made back its initial investment.

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Reply #104 on: September 03, 2009, 01:41:41 AM


I don't really know why UO is still running. Maybe because it was inherited as a legacy game? Something not true of Warhammer.

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