Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Threash
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"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"
She really gets the best lines every episode.
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I am the .00000001428%
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Johny Cee
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"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"
She really gets the best lines every episode. Archer had alot of great lines this episode: "What is this, a broken glass factory?" "How is this happy fun time?" "What is this, a soldier factory?" Also, while dismissive of everyone else, he tries to hit on EVERY woman he runs into.... even the old blue-haired ladies. The first season seems to be on sale everywhere now... picked it up for $10. Rewatching the season, there are some nice background jokes that I missed the first time.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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"HOW IS RUSSIA A SUPERPOWER?!"
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Johny Cee
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"HOW IS RUSSIA A SUPERPOWER?!"
The standing in line for beets running gag, too. "Is not so bad. Bring a crossword, catch up with your neighbors."
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sigil
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Season three Continues!
"I swear to God you could drown a toddler in my panties now. Not that you would..."
Krieger's new van.. I want to see that again.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The new season started off just as good as the last one. Burt Reynolds boffing Archer's mom was just goddamn genius.
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Johny Cee
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Carol: "Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells".
Pam: "If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!"
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Threash
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Where we supposed to recognize the guy driving the car at the end?
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I am the .00000001428%
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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If you ever watched Frisky Dingo, the voice actor was the guy who played Mr. Ford, but I don't think the character is supposed to be recognized.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Enjoying the running joke with literally/figuratively, since it's a running joke at work. Ah, librarian humor.
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WayAbvPar
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Got caught up save for the most recent ep last night. God this show make me laugh. Archer's line about being too big for his shit-caked britches is still making me chuckle 11 hours later.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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"What's more romantic than a dildo party/murder?"
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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"What's more romantic than a dildo party/murder?"
An elegant dinner paaaaaawty. That's what. Great episode. Shhhhhhh, you don't want to know. But you do want to wash your lips now.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Johny Cee
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Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy. Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him. Cheryl: Eww! Pam: Not what it means. Lana: Still pretty gross though.
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Johny Cee
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"What was my dowry? Tetanus?"
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The redneck episode with Ray was just killer from top to bottom. Michael Rooker as the "corrupt" sheriff was a little bit of genius casting.
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Tannhauser
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The last two have been great. Only disappointment was Kreiger didn't mention Lana's man hands when she squeezed him. Guess you can't pack all the references in.
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Raguel
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Plus, it vibrates.
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Lakov_Sanite
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"Why did you emphasize serial?"
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I am very unhappy Hulu was forced to pull this. Very very unhappy...
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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The Archer merchandise on the website could not be more awful. So many great lines and no shirts or anything with those lines.
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I have never played WoW.
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Johny Cee
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Season finale last night. Was a great mix of high and low brow, and some great lines.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Season finale last night. Was a great mix of high and low brow, and some great lines.
"What? You already had the chair."
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Raguel
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I can't wait to use "whorediot" IRL
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Archer/Bob's Burgers crossover? Gold!
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Tannhauser
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That was a really stellar episode. What's up with the little pig of Krieger's? I think he's referenced it before. I really love how they stick to continuity and reference earlier episodes.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Lana's reaction to 'flopping'
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WayAbvPar
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God that ep had so many quotable lines. Great start to the season.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cadaverine
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I'm tripping bear balls.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Merusk
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I missed this show because I didn't have more than basic cable for years, but finally caught it on Netflix and caught the 3rd season on a streaming site. It just keeps getting better, and I don't know how the hell that's possible.
Plus, the way they throw in all the inside jokes while maintaining a level of comedy that is accessible to a first time viewer is just brilliant.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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WayAbvPar
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My wife can't wait to get to work today so she can tell one of the women she works with to 'shut your dickholster'.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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Top 5 adult cartoons
Venture Bros. (Holloween Special showed they still have plenty of gas even with the long production delays) Futurama (falling because the last half season was weak) Archer (climbing fast, snappy dialog, quality actors, fertile premise, clearly poised to take #1) Robot Chicken (A little long in the tooth, but still doing strong) Bob's Burgers. (love it or hate it, I love it)
Dishonorable mention: The Mcfarlane Trio, while still having some funny moments, is going the way of Simpsons. Time to put these zombies to rest.
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"Me am play gods"
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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Is this show dead now? I haven't seen new episodes advertised in a long time.
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I have never played WoW.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It just started his new season last week.
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