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Surlyboi
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Reply #35 on: April 15, 2011, 10:27:34 AM

"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #36 on: April 16, 2011, 08:12:48 AM

"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"

She really gets the best lines every episode.

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Reply #37 on: April 20, 2011, 08:14:39 PM

"Bitch, I'm covered with ants!"

She really gets the best lines every episode.

Archer had alot of great lines this episode:

"What is this, a broken glass factory?"
"How is this happy fun time?"
"What is this, a soldier factory?"

Also, while dismissive of everyone else, he tries to hit on EVERY woman he runs into....  even the old blue-haired ladies.


The first season seems to be on sale everywhere now...  picked it up for $10.  Rewatching the season, there are some nice background jokes that I missed the first time.
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Reply #38 on: April 22, 2011, 08:57:46 PM

"HOW IS RUSSIA A SUPERPOWER?!"

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Reply #39 on: April 23, 2011, 09:45:37 AM

"HOW IS RUSSIA A SUPERPOWER?!"

The standing in line for beets running gag, too.

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Reply #40 on: January 19, 2012, 07:31:53 PM

Season three Continues!

"I swear to God you could drown a toddler in my panties now. Not that you would..."

Krieger's new van.. I want to see that again.
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Reply #41 on: January 23, 2012, 02:26:59 PM

The new season started off just as good as the last one. Burt Reynolds boffing Archer's mom was just goddamn genius.

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Reply #42 on: February 07, 2012, 06:50:06 AM

Carol: "Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells".

Pam: "If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!"
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Reply #43 on: February 10, 2012, 06:41:00 PM

Where we supposed to recognize the guy driving the car at the end?

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Reply #44 on: February 11, 2012, 05:36:37 PM

If you ever watched Frisky Dingo, the voice actor was the guy who played Mr. Ford, but I don't think the character is supposed to be recognized.

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Reply #45 on: February 13, 2012, 09:13:43 AM

Enjoying the running joke with literally/figuratively, since it's a running joke at work. Ah, librarian humor.
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Reply #46 on: February 13, 2012, 09:19:27 AM

Got caught up save for the most recent ep last night. God this show make me laugh. Archer's line about being too big for his shit-caked britches is still making me chuckle 11 hours later.

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Reply #47 on: February 16, 2012, 08:03:57 PM

"What's more romantic than a dildo party/murder?"

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #48 on: February 20, 2012, 12:32:51 AM

"What's more romantic than a dildo party/murder?"

An elegant dinner paaaaaawty. That's what. Great episode.

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Reply #49 on: February 20, 2012, 05:46:19 AM

Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy.
Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king

Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
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Reply #50 on: February 24, 2012, 05:35:40 AM

"What was my dowry?  Tetanus?"
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Reply #51 on: February 26, 2012, 09:40:34 AM

The redneck episode with Ray was just killer from top to bottom. Michael Rooker as the "corrupt" sheriff was a little bit of genius casting.

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Reply #52 on: February 26, 2012, 12:12:05 PM

The last two have been great.  Only disappointment was Kreiger didn't mention Lana's man hands when she squeezed him.  Guess you can't pack all the references in.
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Reply #53 on: March 09, 2012, 07:41:01 PM

Plus, it vibrates.  awesome, for real
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Reply #54 on: March 09, 2012, 09:34:36 PM

"Why did you emphasize serial?"

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Reply #55 on: March 10, 2012, 05:05:58 AM

I am very unhappy Hulu was forced to pull this. Very very unhappy...  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #56 on: March 13, 2012, 11:56:54 AM

The Archer merchandise on the website could not be more awful.  So many great lines and no shirts or anything with those lines.

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Reply #57 on: March 23, 2014, 09:53:16 AM

Season finale last night.  Was a great mix of high and low brow, and some great lines.
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Reply #58 on: March 23, 2014, 12:50:38 PM

Season finale last night.  Was a great mix of high and low brow, and some great lines.

"What? You already had the chair."
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Reply #59 on: March 23, 2014, 03:24:52 PM



I can't wait to use "whorediot" IRL  why so serious?
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Reply #60 on: January 19, 2013, 09:35:47 PM

Archer/Bob's Burgers crossover? Gold!

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #61 on: January 20, 2013, 02:38:53 AM

That was a really stellar episode.  What's up with the little pig of Krieger's?  I think he's referenced it before.  I really love how they stick to continuity and reference earlier episodes.
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Reply #62 on: January 22, 2013, 11:24:30 AM

Lana's reaction to 'flopping'  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS
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Reply #63 on: January 22, 2013, 11:40:57 AM

God that ep had so many quotable lines. Great start to the season.

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Reply #64 on: January 22, 2013, 05:01:19 PM

I'm tripping bear balls.   awesome, for real

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Reply #65 on: January 23, 2013, 06:08:40 AM

I missed this show because I didn't have more than basic cable for years, but finally caught it on Netflix and caught the 3rd season on a streaming site.  It just keeps getting better, and I don't know how the hell that's possible.

Plus, the way they throw in all the inside jokes while maintaining a level of comedy that is accessible to a first time viewer is just brilliant.

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Reply #66 on: January 25, 2013, 08:36:10 AM

My wife can't wait to get to work today so she can tell one of the women she works with to 'shut your dickholster'.  awesome, for real

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Reply #67 on: January 25, 2013, 08:54:53 AM

Top 5 adult cartoons

Venture Bros.  (Holloween Special showed they still have plenty of gas even with the long production delays)
Futurama (falling because the last half season was weak)
Archer (climbing fast, snappy dialog, quality actors, fertile premise, clearly poised to take #1)
Robot Chicken  (A little long in the tooth, but still doing strong)
Bob's Burgers. (love it or hate it, I love it)

Dishonorable mention: The Mcfarlane Trio, while still having some funny moments, is going the way of Simpsons. Time to put these zombies to rest.



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Reply #68 on: January 25, 2013, 11:10:52 AM

Is this show dead now?  I haven't seen new episodes advertised in a long time.

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Reply #69 on: January 25, 2013, 11:11:54 AM

It just started his new season last week.

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