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						| Rishathra 
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						| Nebu 
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 Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?
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						| Engels 
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						| Venkman 
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						| HaemishM 
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 Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?
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						| Paelos 
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						| Goumindong 
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 Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?
 You had to mention it. Otherwise, I never fucking saw it. I kept trying to figure out if that was Ali Larter.It took me two days and only because i came back for that Natalie Dormer gif. |  
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						| Engels 
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 Engels didn't photoshop that. That picture has been around forever, and is typically posted with something stupid like "MAN TEST - how long did it take you to notice godzilla"
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						| 01101010 
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						| Miasma 
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						| calapine 
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						| Ghambit 
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						| Ironwood 
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 Seems like any bloke would love the job, so why not ?
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						| Hoax 
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 Her name is Catherine Prigoda, she has done work in Playboy Russia. 
 
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						| 01101010 
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 1000x's more attractive without the makeup. Freckles... *swoon*
 Ghambit is right, the photographer is Michael Magin. Judging from his Flickr pictures  I'd say he shares your appreciation for freckles. (And young attractive women in general...)   |  
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						| Ironwood 
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						| Yegolev 
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						| Ironwood 
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