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Ghambit
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Reply #4865 on: April 09, 2014, 07:44:09 AM

It's not gas, it's electric.  Cat on a hot stovetop and all that.

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Reply #4866 on: April 09, 2014, 07:59:26 AM

Right, I think I see what you're talking about - the hotplate is all flat like that ?

Yeah, could be.

Either way, she's still cooking her muff.

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Reply #4867 on: April 09, 2014, 01:36:03 PM

Right, I think I see what you're talking about - the hotplate is all flat like that ?

Yeah, could be.

Either way, she's still cooking her muff.


If its induction it wouldn't heat up without a pot on it(and it would only heat the pot, you could sit on it after taking the pot off). Unless her ass is ferromagnetic
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Reply #4868 on: April 09, 2014, 01:48:57 PM

 awesome, for real

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Reply #4869 on: April 09, 2014, 05:21:54 PM

Probably the gas supply for the oven rather than the stove top. Maybe she was just warming up her backside.

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Reply #4870 on: April 09, 2014, 06:47:12 PM

Then why's the red "hot surface" light on the right on?  Dammit Ironwood, you've given us a mystery.... or proven it's photoshop. One of the two.

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Reply #4871 on: April 09, 2014, 06:49:44 PM

My oven has a light just like that just to say it is on and warming up. Turns off when it gets up to temp.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

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Reply #4872 on: April 09, 2014, 08:33:10 PM

There's some internet police agency you all should be reported to. Probably 4chan.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #4873 on: April 09, 2014, 09:14:22 PM


L. Shima

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Reply #4874 on: April 09, 2014, 11:06:32 PM





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Reply #4875 on: April 11, 2014, 12:05:06 AM

This woman is my new obsession of late (after watching The Machine):
Me In My Place: Caity Lotz




Smart, skater/surfer, has a band (singer), is a pro dancer (lady gaga), kicks much martial arts ass (for real), and plays geektacular roles (arrow's canary, etc.).  She was very good in The Machine too btw.  Definite up-and-comer.  Gotta be the freckles methinks.
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Reply #4876 on: April 11, 2014, 01:36:16 AM

She is also currently playing Black Canary on Arrow.

Ops you mentioned that.  Hah.
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Reply #4877 on: April 15, 2014, 11:06:48 AM

And going on the second picture is the love child of Jewel and Laura Linney. Uncanny.

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Reply #4878 on: April 15, 2014, 07:50:20 PM


A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Reply #4879 on: April 18, 2014, 04:41:18 AM

Natalie Dormer, hngg

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Reply #4880 on: April 19, 2014, 04:48:22 PM

With a half-shaved head, no less.  this guy looks legit

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #4881 on: April 19, 2014, 04:49:58 PM

Hard to recognize with clothes on.

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Reply #4882 on: April 19, 2014, 05:06:56 PM

"Look, the pie!"  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #4883 on: April 24, 2014, 07:04:49 AM


A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Reply #4884 on: April 24, 2014, 07:07:17 AM

Is that a pageant or some sort of auction?

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Reply #4885 on: April 24, 2014, 07:36:07 AM

Is that a pageant or some sort of auction?
Yes.

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Reply #4886 on: April 24, 2014, 09:20:16 AM

Well, get along little dogies  Heart

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Reply #4887 on: April 24, 2014, 09:22:57 AM

There must be hundreds more pictures from that "event..." but we only have that one? -_-
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Reply #4888 on: April 24, 2014, 10:36:49 AM

In fairness, it's a very, very nice one.

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Reply #4889 on: April 24, 2014, 11:51:50 PM

There must be hundreds more pictures from that "event..." but we only have that one? -_-

If anyone wants to prove they have stronger google-fu than I be my guest. When I first came across it I definitely looked for more. I'll take a high-res not magazine scan version of this one too while you are at it.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS


A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Reply #4890 on: April 25, 2014, 08:24:03 AM

Hoax, you just keep doing what you're doing.

And by that I mean, "actually posting pictures in the T&A thread"  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #4891 on: April 25, 2014, 10:33:55 AM

Hoax has certainly done MVP work in this thread.

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Reply #4892 on: April 26, 2014, 11:17:00 AM





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Reply #4893 on: April 26, 2014, 12:54:41 PM

So if I got tattoos I'd be able to associate with such women right?

That Russian woman selling herself to billionaires is haunting my dreams.

Pretty sure Russian Billionaire plus tattoos means you're set for hot but terrible women for life.  Probably not good really.
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Reply #4894 on: April 26, 2014, 07:19:50 PM



Edit by schild: Please rehost at Imgur.
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Reply #4895 on: April 28, 2014, 10:28:03 AM

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Reply #4896 on: April 29, 2014, 08:54:00 AM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #4897 on: April 30, 2014, 09:17:12 AM




A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Reply #4898 on: May 01, 2014, 01:30:43 AM

Say what you like, you do find some lovely girls.  It's almost on Par with Sam.

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Reply #4899 on: May 01, 2014, 09:42:24 AM

Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?
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