f13.net

Inspired by the 'Too much talk not enough boobs' Katy Price thread

Simple Rules:

No Frontal or Genital Nudity
No fighting about who's hot and who's not
No dudes (except tits ref)
Female HUMANS only (though jeri Ryan in 7of9 costume gets a pass)
Post names when you can, so it isn't all "Who is THAT chick???!!!???"

Just your favorite hotties.

Salud!

(http://www.agoraquest.com/personal_icon/file_1296463903hot_beer_girls.jpg)


And an all-time favorite:

Rocio Guirao Diaz

(http://eastwoodmailman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/rocio-guirao-diaz-05-4317.jpg)

(http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/81/0208140B.jpg)

And if this thread has been attempted or disallowed before, my apologies. I love boobies.

I've been madly in love with the Octoberfest hottie on the far right of that picture for years.

Luisana Lopilato

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x304/josmed_photo/lopilatokkkkk.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/misspiggymodels.jpg)

Why not.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/celebrities/summer%20glau/1218909456062s.jpg)

I think she's a year older than me. She takes better care of her... everything though.

(http://images.askmen.com/photos/salma-hayek/36438.jpg)

(https://www.storesonlinepro.com/files/1898321/uploaded/Rose%20Red%20Adjustable%20Bikini.jpg)

Name:  Your mother.

I'd hit it.

Well, she at least followed the rules.

Something about pregnant women is unbelievably hot.  Assuming they were cute/sexy to start with...  I wanted to slap my wife everytime she said "I'm ugly, blah blah blah" when she was pregnant.  Thankfully, i chose to convince her using other methods.  :grin:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/images.jpg) ?

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/nessacard7/b58126d2.jpg)

Can't help but troll the thread about T&A can ya?  :grin:

I'm within the rules!   :drillf:

No you aren't. You posted a fucking sheep. Neither T nor A. More like wool and weirdness.

I think it's implied that in this thread, we post women that we would treat as meat.

Well, we do have some Scottish readers. Possibly some Kiwis as well.

Must...fight...off...sheep pics!!!

Marisa Miller

(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/186/tilt2k6marisamiller04iq3.jpg)

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8170/tilt2k7marisamiller05ba0.jpg)

(http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/marisa_miller/enlarge/marisa_miller_2.jpg)

Must...help...Signe!!!

(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/donkey_cow.jpg)

Name: Tits and Ass.

Thanks, Lantyssa!  And HA! to Schidly because I DO treat my sheep as meat! 

So there.

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/wallpaper/1920x1080/theron.jpg)

PS3 Wallpaper :drill:

He shouldn't have made the prohibition against pictures of men.

You'd have two or three posts between Signe and Xerapis, and I'd (probably) browse for the couple of pics which interested me instead of being mischevious.  Instead, you've got smart-asses to deal with now.

And since when are you interested in pictures of men?  :awesome_for_real:

No one is stopping you from making a thread about guys, Lantyssa. But I highly doubt that's what you really want. I think you're just sticking with Signe, and well, this isn't high school so I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve. :awesome_for_real: ^_^

Searching for pictures of non-implanted breast implants as a light thread grief, I came across this, NSFW (http://www.denveraugmentation.com/images/breast%20augmentation%20implant.jpg) example of how they should move freely.

(http://www.bellezzevip.com/attrici_straniere/charisma_carpenter/charisma-carpenter-33.jpg)

Charisma Carpenter is  :awesome_for_real:

This means war?

Aki Hoshino:

(http://dlbaobei.com/Aki-Hoshino_7430177/image/600/Aki-Hoshino_5140553788214091586.jpg)

(http://dlbaobei.com/cache/Aki-Hoshino-Bikinis_2017761/Aki-Hoshino-Bikinis_5140550657182930402.jpg_600.jpg)

(http://dlbaobei.com/Aki-Hoshino_2535233/image/600/Aki-Hoshino_5095508083958022114.jpg)

Uh, I said I was just being mischievous and of course I'm sticking with Signe.  I'm achieving relieving boredom for the next hour and fifteen minutes.  I don't think my motives can be any more transparent.

The men are for her.  The fun of joining her poking you people taking your T&A so seriously is for me.  It's more fun than ogling most of the women y'all like.  It's probably more fun for her than looking at men, too.

High School?  THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!  We're having this discussion in a T&A thread. :awesome_for_real:

oh shit

i just realized something
oh shitohshitohshit

i can finally say it here and mean it

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/miscellany/ot/gallery_437_52_3656.jpg)

Hey thread rules say no men!  At least make it a female ref!

Updated rules :P

Fine.  Have your bloody tits.  I'll gtfo.  I'd rather have a lamb chop anyway.

Just checked.  I still qualify.  I'm afraid the rest of you will have to abandon this thread. :drillf:

Well played, Sir.  I'll depart.  For now.  'cause I'm going to leave early to avoid the rush.  Maybe out of a little respect to your sense of humor.

That is absolutely horrible, and I'm deleting it. That doesn't belong ANYWHERE near here. - schild

It is (was) the perfect thread for it.  Thus I declare victory  :drill: - Polysorbate80

Do we really really need a thread specifially for this purpose? Not that I have any moral quibbles about it, although it borders on the distasteful. To me its more fun to find boob pics in random threads, rather than making a 'dedicated' thread. It sorta kills the spontanaety of celebration. or something.

(http://www.austinyoung.com/siouxsie/images/siouxsie_3_austin_young.jpg)

^It's a TARP!

also

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6236/epicboobslx3.th.jpg)

That's Siouxsie Sioux.  I'm playing by the rules.

(I did, however, forget to label it.  My bad.)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/gemma-atkinson-01-20080203.jpg)



(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/3437_8649679_Gemma_Atkinson_Lingeri.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/monica.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/misacampo.jpg)
Monica, Misa Campo

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/paula-garces.jpg)
Paula Garces
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/keyra.jpg)
Keyra

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/bridgethall.jpg)
Bridget Hall

Just for good measure. Pornstars, represent!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/angela.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/sarahvandella.jpg)

Thread Killing GIF:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/ReonKadenaUnderboobDance-948.gif)

Meme:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/hitit.jpg)

That's so awesome I had to quote it.   :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real:

This is a good pic. I tried to find a good one of Jewel Staite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_Staite), but no luck. I did get to meet her at the premier of Serenity though. :)

Ya I was looking for a good of Jewel also Viin, couldn't find anything decent.

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1272/1199284156774tv6.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/1770586692_aa9c824911_o_d.jpg)

The second one being courtesy of Flickr since all of my pictures seem to involve nipples in some way or another.  Although I have this one I really want to post which is right on the fucking line.

Also note you can add widths to your image tags if you're too lazy to resize the image before posting:

You, sir....are gay.

Any picture of her is a good one.  She is seriously cute.

(http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/5mary-louise_parker01_jpg.jpg)

(http://www.megryan.de/pics/wallpapers/other_wp/800x600/800x600_meg_ryan_wp_11.jpg)

It's like Meg Ryan. 

On the hot, cool, bad ass, talented end of the spectrum:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/lucia.jpg)

People need to include names.

I know, rite.

How the hell am I supposed to horde a fapfolder of these women without names.

My thoughts exactly. Nothing like a good surprise pair of boobies.

Lucia Cifarelli. She of Drill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_gZpzgW4GE&feature=related)/ KMFDM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9lNQ7bDSYM&feature=related).

Pretty much the hottest chick in rock...that doesn't make total crap at least.

Just popped by to say Good Thread!

Evangelina Anderson:


(http://www.eatmysports.com/images/girls/evangelina-anderson/full/evangelina-anderson-1.jpg)

(http://www.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/babes/1600x1200/evangelina_anderson_20060823_1449.jpg)

Less saline/silicone, more natural plzkthx.

Post something then ! :)

 :heart: Siouxie!

Also Cristina Scabbia

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2739/untitledin0.jpg)

(http://photos.jpgmag.com/146845_45477_a2e7879ef4_p.jpg)

Alas, I couldn't find any good pictures of Toni Halliday.

^That chick is hot.

Siouxsie was OK back in her day... I mean, I'm a fan, but I never considered her particularly attractive. Definitely alluring though.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9743/adrianalimasupermodelobsh4.jpg)

[edit] I've become too good of friends with her now. Time to remove pic.  :oh_i_see:

Thanks Ookii, Adriana = love

Adriana = Virgin

She's totally safe for work.

(http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/4/4/14/f_liv46m_e6291c3.jpg)
Liv Boree. Hot English model turned poker chick. Likes poker and metal. Luv

I almost posted Jade Raymond to get a reaction.  :awesome_for_real:

She's really cute.

I'm going to have to check out her music tomorrow.  Glossing over her wiki bio, it might be stuff I like.  Thanks for the indirect music suggestion.

Edit:  Ha, reading further she's with Lacuna Coil!  (Sickly midnight reading comprehension for the lose!)  I love her voice.  Definately looking at some of her stuff tomorrow.

If you've played Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines all the way to the end, then you've already heard one of their songs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33gB8T7Ne4k)  :drillf:

Yep, yep!  I have a couple of the game's songs in my regular playlist, including that one.

# plox.

Lacuna Coil is one of the best gothic metal / operatic female vocals bands.

Definitely, although I'm more a fan of:

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/40252/4732560.jpg)

(Tarja Turunen, ex-vocalist for Nightwish)

or

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/40252/4699197.jpg)

(Liv Kristine, vocalist for Leaves' Eyes)

Cristina Scabbia totally takes it on looks front, and this is the T&A thread after all :awesome_for_real:.

Believe me when i say "it's probably not a good idea". and i'm usually all for bad ideas.  :why_so_serious:

I think she looks respectably skanky. Like art, painted with a paintbrush stuck in a whore's vag.

You would be correct. Respectable skankiness is what makes her dangerous.

Also, she's a bondage freak. She "binges" on weak souls. You don't want it.

More like she binges on "daddy loved me too much" if you're picking up what i'm puttin down.

I don't know.. She does brag about her dad, I know that.

Katy Perry's breasts being fondled by another woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U)

Page 2 taught me that the first girl in Stu's post doesn't know to let a Guinness settle before drinking and some underwear models don't cut the tags out before posing.

I approve of the Mary-Louise Parker pic. Yay mexican mayor getting those boobs out recently.

Stray's chick reminds me of a lot of detrius in my past. Lots of fun, those types.

Yeah, Mary-Louise is hot. Forgot to show my approval (we should make a MILF thread btw)

Sky: Hah! She's not my chick. At least I hope not, or else I'm screwed (in a bad way).

She's not that hot, but she does bring beer!

EDIT: Bah I killed some sod's photobucket. Will rehost/repost.

Maybe someone just poured it for her. I don't think she's had any yet. Doesn't make me want Gemma Atkinson's vagoo any less.

I noticed the tags. They must be itchy.

Lip residue, facial expression = she just took a swig of a settling Guinness. That can get you burned at the stake in some parts.

Maybe she poured it herself (http://www.idiottoys.com/2008/02/whats-gemma-atkinson-promoting-this.html)

Yes, I did google for guinness and babe.

Jewel Staite - just cause she was mentioned and I think she looks uber-cute in this pic.
(http://www.jewel-net.de/pics/public/jewel07.jpg)

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2954/268597953lfc4.jpg)

Cherie Roberts

:heart: :heart: :heart:

(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/13839/Bond%20Eva%20Green.jpg)




I think I've watched Casino Royale 4 times on Satellite in the last month.

Nothing tops a little Vesper Lynd.

Except for maybe Eve Green in The Dreamers :awesome_for_real:

Since we're going there...

(http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/brody%20dalle.jpg)

Brody Dalle, former lead singer of The Distillers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bGCDzNqmjw).

(http://www.cdthen.net/DieSoFluid_Gallery/dsf11.jpg)

Grog, lead singer with Die So Fluid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q4nqu-2vVU).

(http://www.78s.ch/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/els-pynoo-vive-la-fete.jpg)

Els Pynoo, lead singer with Vive la Fête (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP9Pnl6npQs).

(http://www.inmusic2000.de/POP_Queens/Abba-Pics/Ani_Di_Franco-Pics/Wendy_James-Pics/Sharleen_Spiteri-Pics/texas2.JPG)

Sharleen Spiteri, lead singer with Texas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdYtXn9eUk).

And since we've had Tarja and Christina Scabbia, we'd better have:

(http://metal-music-videos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/simonesimons.png)

Simone Simons, lead singer with Epica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aLwkFInSgw).

and

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/FemalesInMetal/SharonDenAdelWithinTemptation.jpg)

Sharon den Adel, lead singer with Within Temptation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PZrFkm9-ag).

All your girls are lead singers.  Where are the hot musicians?

The instruments tend to get in the way of their tits, so there are fewer pictures suitable for this thread.

That last girl is not like the others.

Also, Els Pynoo could pass for an MGS 4 beauty in that particular photo. Like Laughing Octopus. But here we'll call here Euphoric Sexpot.

Come for the T&A, stay for the music. Thanks Righ. Those two seriously ruled.  I'm still trying to find a sexy picture of Anisa Romero from Sky Cries Mary, but she aparently hides from the camera. A lot.

So, I will have to make due with a Liz Phair picture :P

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/82194/liz-phair-1017072.jpg)

Although I'm enjoying the selection so far... This thread needs more Jessica Alba

(http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_alba_bikini_3.jpg)
(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jessica-alba-bikini-1.jpg)
(http://www.celebspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg)

and Grace Park

(http://www.gameaxis.com/img/blog/1239/Image/GracePark009%20(400%20x%20492).jpg)
(http://ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/grace_park_1.jpg)
(http://www.vybzmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/grace_park_maxim4.jpg)

Why is she wearing two pairs of pants ?

That's just stupid.

One for her striptease dance, and the other to remove with your teeth?

T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJS1lIa10l8

A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouWDtb9Rdi0

He's a mole!

(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8251/penfoldnt6.gif)

If you wanna talk about animals, you can talk about tadpoles sperm.

(http://www.chocbrownie.com/images/stories/people/traceycarr2.jpg)

Tracey Carr

I'm gonna risk saying something that will get me yelled at.

Jessica Alba does not turn me on at all.

I don't think I've seen her smile in a "candid" photo EVER. She is always glaring like someone just told her something offensive.

Me neither.

I watched 5 minutes of "Into the Blue" the other day and I found the other girl more attractive.

Heya, T!  Been wondering where you were.

Someone being all sweaty doesn't normally get to me, but in some cases it shows an intense passion for something, and that is hot:

(http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/joanjettcbgb.jpg)

I am going to try and negate the last picture with one of lovely Zooey.

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8274/zooeydeschanelgf3.jpg)

One does not negate Joan Jett!

Although I don't think that was an especially flattering picture of her.

This thread needs more half-asians, nature's unquestionably superior race. 

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/342893727_8f72ac0869.jpg)

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/kuksool91/kelly%20hu/kelly_hu2.jpg)

Awww, you edited out the nipples.  :heartbreak:

Thank you very much.  :awesome_for_real:

I'm 1/8th or so Mongolian, what does that make me?

A fatuous twat?  :grin:

Oh snap.

Nature's superior race are mulattos. Milk and chocolate mix. Some of them are.......  :drillf: :heart:

You people would find a wonderland in Trinidad then.

I hear Ghanna is rich too.  Gotta mind the AIDS though.

So how bad is it that some parts of this thread actually made me salivate?

Am I a cannibal?  :eat:

Ug, I gotta post some pics soon. Too much talk :)

Quick refresh


 she is an amazing specimen of fineness I must say.

Fixed it for you.


(http://dlbaobei.com/Aki-Hoshino_2535233/image/600/Aki-Hoshino_5095508083958022114.jpg)

edited for amateurism.

The girl a few posts above really reminds me of a young Jane Seymour.

(http://www.poster.net/seymour-jane/seymour-jane-photo-jane-seymour-6220757.jpg)

haha how so?

[edit] wait, i have no idea wtf you're referring to.

but jane seymour isn't bad. we should still make a milf thread, i say.

Women that stay hot into their 50s and 60s are the holy grail of females.

Jane Seymour rules. Did you see her in Wedding Crashers?

Now that's one 1951 model that STILL DRIVES VROOM VROOM.

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5582/dianelanepicture6ei1.jpg)

Diane Lane, you say?

I think she's only in her early 40's but, yea...

43. Definitely MILF age. And she'll probably remain hot for many years to come.

Good pic btw.  :inluv:

[edit] Back to Whedon girls...

Eliza is the hottest one imo (and probably could kick the shit out of the others to boot)

(http://www.edushku.com/photos/magazines/arena03.jpg)

Summer Glau would like to have a word with you. Or does that not count because Firefly was canceled?

Also, no, we are not making a milf thread. That can go in here.

Hmm, kinda Apples and Oranges to me. Summer's a cute hot girl, Eliza Dushku is a straight up sexy bitch. As far as types go, I prefer the latter.

[edit] Uh, but yeah Summer Glau counts. I'm just offering my two cents on the subject.

Susan Tedeschi, mmm. Great soul singer, great blues guitarist. Got front row tickets to see her in a few months, woohoo.

(http://images.jambase.com/festivals/bonnaroo/2008/Snyder/sun/trucks_ted_1.jpg)

Emmylou gets hotter ever year.

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Emmylou%20Harris-2.JPG)

Nancy Wilson!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/486802059_c20aac012d.jpg?v=0)

If Whedon girls are a category, Summer Glau is actually at the bottom of my list.  I like her work, she just has a vacant look about her in the roles I've seen her in and it does nothing for me.  Jewel Staite is incredibly cute.

I would have to say Gina Torres is the one I like most:

(http://www.queenc.com/zoe/zoe_reference.jpg)

Was Morena Baccarin mentioned yet?  She's really pretty, too.  Looking through google images I like the variety of styles she wears her hair in.

Milf's with guitars it's a whole new thread  :drill:

The one and only Louise Brooks. I was born 70 years too late :/

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1638/louise20brooksfa6.jpg)

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_4QtDM6HfOCY/SArMW0GIW2I/AAAAAAAAC9c/LgxTpuRdE9U/s400/louise_brooks--balarena.jpg)

Gemma Arterton is a rather scrumptious piece of English crumpet.

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/007MOS1005_468x526.jpg)

1. Brian Warner is a fucking idiot and I hope he doesn't get the cats.
2. Searching for a Dita pic for the thread was fun.

(http://www.ditavonteese.us/Dita-Von-Teese-Lingerie.jpg)

(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1154/shannynsossamonxo1.jpg)

Yum.

My favorite Eliza pictures (used to have a HUGE thing for her after Bring It On)

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7075/elizadushku10lvwf7.jpg)

(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/4505/69198353ph1wb8.jpg)

Shirt in second picture says "Rub here for good luck"

She's definitely gorgeous, but.. she also looks like she could be my sister. Very conflicted here.


The order for me would Eliza, Amy Acker, and then Gina

You have a sister that looks like Shannyn Sossamon? Take a road trip to austin with her plz.

Oh, a theoretical sister. Not so interesting.

She looks like Theo Cosby's sister another lil' minx.

(http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/tilly.preview.jpg)

I love me some Jennifer Tilly.

Just don't let her talk.  That voice can remove paint!

Her voice doesn't bother me too much, it's not like she's Fran Drescher.

You kidding? Squeaky chicks are hot as hell.

On that note:

(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/206/sarahcarterce0.jpg)
Sarah Carter

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2488/joeylaurenadamsgk6.jpg)
Joey Lauren Adams (there's a woeful lack of Joey on the net btw)

Sarah Carter is a goddamn blonde goddess.

This.

Did I... I mean, Sarah win the thread?  :awesome_for_real:

She makes DOA watchable. And that's with "superior race" personified Natassia Malthe already in it:

(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3696/norwegianwoodbwavnm02fq6.jpg)

How about Kanye's new love interest?

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9539/329111tg5.jpg)

She's very plain.

Name?

Krystal Forscutt who was on Big Brother Australia.

I wouldn't describe that as plain. Sir, you must pour whiskey over viagra cereal and live in a house of nude models.

Although I still say Eva Green wins the thread. Not everything about a woman is what shows up in a photograph. Although, it is with some of the ones posted here, I imagine.

I would say that Sarah Carter (hot as she is) isn't photogenic in stills either. She must be seen in motion. Heh

And heard. That voice makes her sexier than she already is.

Kanye just has bad taste. Not shocking given his glasses.

...

<--


Dude, her implants are leaving stretch marks already.

I think I'm broken.  I look at most of these woman and see someone that isn't going to age well.  It's one thing to have a woman that's hot at 25.  I'd rather one that's still hot at 45 (I'm looking at you, Diane Lane).  Some beauty is timeless.

Yeah but when you are as rich as the guys that date these checks, you just trade em i for a new one once they hit 30 :)

But yeah, my dad always said marry a woman that has a hot mom.......

You need glasses too!

Seriously though, that's how I would measure beauty too. Just about anyone can look attractive, with a little help. It's the ones who can totally play themselves down and dress like crap, and yet still catch attention, that are hot. And there are plenty in this thread. You're just a hater, my friend.  :grin:

I'm going to be that a 5 minute conversation with 90% of these women would be enough to turn me off.  I'm not a hater.  I'm wise.   :drill:

This thread is a salute to T & A, not a salute to delightful dinner conversation.

(http://healthyhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/alil-larter-workout.jpg)

Then get to it... the woman in that pic doesn't have either. 

Anyone who makes more than two consecutive posts here without including pics should be shot.  So here's the Obama girl in a bikini.

(http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/6104/obamagirliu1.jpg)

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee needs its representation too!

Thread needed some Halle and Heidi

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080626/movie-bikinis/halle-berry_l.jpg)

(http://bballsml.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/heidi_klum2.jpg)

(http://www.dbtechno.com/images/UCLA_Medical_Center_Farrah_Fawcett.jpg)

See, now I see your problem. You're just not USED to seeing the chicks we've been posting.

Telling from your completely trendy/obvious choice of pics. Haha  :grin:

Sorry, I don't read Maxim.

Neither do I! That Half-Asian chick I posted above is almost 34, man. Not 18. Most of the chicks I've posted are in their 30's.

There is no trendy when it comes to Heidi - she is always an acceptable post:

(http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Heidi-Klum-wallpaper/Heidi_Klum.jpg)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/DarthO/Heidi_Klum_039.jpg)

Either she has the most amazing skin ever, or that has been air-brushed with a sand blaster.

She's almost as orange as an oompa loompa.

fify

Lately I've found myself noticing women that are aging well more and more (likely do to my own advancing age):

(http://www.pozevedete.net/wp-content/gallery/elizabeth_banks/photos_elizabeth_banks_pictures_celebrity_pics_0021.jpg)

Elizabeth Banks - 34

(http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Maria-Bello/Maria-Bello-5.JPG)

Maria Bello - 41

Very few folks age like either of them.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/celebrities/christina%20hendricks/vlc%202008-09-03%2023-32-54-53.png)

Too lazy to take pics from the first episode she was in. But Christina Hendricks is hell on wheels.

That was a good call on the Banks!

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7286/50898christinariccihlhoma6.jpg)

(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1873/evamendesnude03ax0.jpg)

But then again this is more of a forum for posting lesser known people, we all have seen Eva Mendes and Christina Ricci.  :awesome_for_real:

(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1983/alisonlohman3410rk6.jpg)
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9331/annafriel001198aw3.jpg)
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8766/40579barrefaelithebodyolf4.jpg)

There is a ridicousoly big photo dump over here (http://rodolphe.charpigny.free.fr/) of all sorts of people if you're interested.

Names, you bastard!  Names!

Is this the chick from Felon? If so, she is extremely beautiful. She is anyway, just asking if its the same.

(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1967/tilt2k6maggiegrace019cf.jpg)

Maggie Grace :inluv: She looks better as a brunette, though, but she doesn't do many professional shoots as that.

Just as a FYI (not so T&A):
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Maggie/Maggie%202/bmaggiewhatloveisprem1.jpg)

That IS a real sexy large red X.

What's up with the exes? Imageshack and photobucket links, nothing queer about them.

She has appeared.  Totally worth the wait.

I believe you're thinking of Marisol Nichols (i.e. hottest Audrey Griswold ever).

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/357928176_bd696177a1_o.jpg)

The other woman is Natassia Malthe... She's Norwegian/Malay. Was in the DOA movie with Sarah Carter (also played Typhoid Mary in that crappy Elektra flick).

I was smitten with her in Firefly.  Couldn't decide whether I absolutely detested her character or wanted to be lured in by one of her traps.

Fuckers almost made me drool on my KB. Good show.

Is that the chick from pushing daises?  holy shit...I just want to....touch her shoulder or something.

Ashlynn Brooke:

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6620/ashlynnbrookecr8.jpg)

She's actually a porn star, here is a wonderful site where you can look her up. www.askjolene.com

You're welcome. ;)

Dude,that chick I quoted is seriously fuckinghot.

(http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/lucy_lawless_010_1793.jpg)

(http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/395lucy_lawless01_jpg.jpg)

(http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/395lucy_lawless13_jpg.jpg)

Lucy Lawless   :awesome_for_real:

Wow, when the fuck was that from?

She looks fucking great.

Seriously, bitch spends some time in the gym.

That was during her Xena days.. towards the end I believe.

Here's a more recent one.

(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Battlestar_Galactica/lucy_lawless.jpg)

Oh.

Lol well she is a mom now, but still damn hot imo.

I'm sure she is.

If she wants to give me a call from 1999, I'll buy her a little dinner.

Of course, I'm immediately put into a trance by any female with legs that say "Hi, I clearly hit the gym, sup."

Don't die on me now, thread! You're too important.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/jo-garcia1.jpg)
Jo Garcia (a word to the wise: an image search of Jo Garcia will also bring up a tranny of the same name)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/fanboys_image_kristen_bell_as_slave.jpg)

I just can't get into Kristen Bell.. something about her face turns me off.

ya, she looks like my fictional Long Island aunt or something, pestering me to get married already.

I'll go as far to say Kristen Bell is downright scary.

This post is hilarious on 900 totally different levels.

omg you guys

If Kristen Bell makes your dong sad, then post some more pics.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/arceelitho.jpg)

Arcee ?

What the fuck ?

I'd do her... with a torque wrench. 

Bad nose job.  Not bad as in "horrible botched work" but it's too damn small for her face.

Agreed. It makes her mouth/eyes look too wide/far apart.

That being said, I would still slip her a hot beef injection.

She's had a fucking nose job?! ...Well, it doesn't really matter. She's hot. It's not like she's Michael Jackson.

(http://people.smu.edu/mdailey/images/_-_Adriana%20Lima%2012%20(xynieh%20sig).jpg)

I have always had a thing for Jennifer Love Hewitt

(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-oscar-cleavage-01.jpg)

(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-oscar-cleavage-02.jpg)

It's hard not to.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/20idg8j.gif)

Bad girls are much more attractive.  How about some good shots of Black Arachnia?

fify

Don't label all of us Jersey folk like that.

(http://www.adampieniazek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hot-bsg-robots.jpg)

I love em all.  I never new Lucy would be that attractive when she wasn't Xena.

Same here, ever since Can't hardly Wait.

Quite possibly the 2nd greatest .gif of all time (next to my avatar : )

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/1637448c79054e155e1221076757.gif)

Sensory Overload.

I like the gif with Shay Laren playing the Wii.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/elingrindemyr-3.jpg)
Elina Grindemyr


(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/Alina_Vacariu20.jpg)
Alina Vacariu
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/Alina_Vacariu3.jpg)

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/animated%20gifs/1214794511708.gif)

I don't think animated gifs are what people had in mind when this thread was started. Sorry for the lack of T&A. Let's keep this thread running though.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/animated%20gifs/1215190450940.gif)

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/animated%20gifs/click_slow.gif)

Stu, your three pictures are almost enough to make me believe in a God.  Thank you.

no problemo

(http://www.filedump.net/dumped/2304248bac87ce1fbf1221086242.jpg)

PEACHES!

Gentlemen, she is jailbait in this picture. Just letting you know. She's definitely not jailbait now though.  :grin:

Who?

ALL DOMAINS IN THIS POST ARE PRESUMED NSFW

That pic is about 3-4 years old. She used to run peaches18.com or peachez18.com I forget (back when she was 16-17, no nudity). Now it's realpeachez.com.

In short, she's just another slut from Vegas doing webcam shows that are easily acquired all over the place. She needs to stop jerking around (pun intended) and get to the straight up hardcore.

Edit: The teeth were the dead giveaway. Well, also the costume, I remember it vividly.

:awesome_for_real:

(http://www.egotastics.com/gallery/d/2281-1/megan-fox-fhm-2.jpg)
(http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/megan-fox-hot.jpg)

I love me some Megan Fox.

Wow, quite the photoshop on that last picture.

Yeah, but I liked the tits on it so I posted it anyway.

(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6290/225333395a7c8c58cn8.jpg)

Kim Smith

Nice boots.

(I'm broken.  Sadly, I check out the clothes first.)

(http://skipjenkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/evangeline-lilly.jpg)

Evangeline Lily, always fresh, never spoils.

Georgina Verbaan

(http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Georgina_Verbaan/148502/verb231600x1200.jpg)

(http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Georgina_Verbaan/148500/verb211600x1200.jpg)

Falwell, who is that? 

Look below the picture.

mmmm i see nothing in his post below the pic.

doh, just saw this in your post Nebu.  Weird shit not showing up for me.


Edit: thanks!

Mmmm highbeams

ye gods!  :drill:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Olivia_Munn_Leia.jpg)

Olivia Munn

Hey that Leia on the right looks damn close to the real thing. [/geek]

I hadn't noticed her.

I remeber when she was a young teen doing Maxim magazine. She was hot back then. Not so much now.

The things I would do to fuck her/\ or her \/.................

Hottest woman currently working in TV and most of Hollywood:
Mary Louise Parker (age 44)
(http://hrudu.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/59150.jpg)

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/01-07/Mary-Louise-Parker-nude-red-naked-esquire.jpg)

(http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/mary-louise-parker-weeds-2-8-07.jpg)

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9126/sexchangegirl980516ixj3.jpg)

Um, Sex Change Girl ?

What ?

Kim Petras, the German boy who at the age of 12 became the world's youngest person to start hormone treatments for a sex change operation, has been signed up by a German record label

And that's in this thread... why, exactly? Since the picture shows neither T nor A and is very likely underaged, even before we get to the used to be a guy thing. So... PIKA?

Some people just don't want us to have nice things :( so they troll the thread

I think there's a flowchart that applies here.

(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/5131/punchdick2uq2.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Let's get back on track here.

(http://www.hotroddolls.com/Miss_July_by_ButterflyLady.jpg)

First two are a problem, the third not so much.  Unless you had plans to reproduce with this particular German.

Sorry guys, thought it would be funnier in here than awesome pictures, it clearly should of gone in the latter.

I'll have to find many pictures to make up for it.

Oh wow do I want to clean her dishes.

And then dirty them up.

Apparently this is the girl from 'Attack of the Show'

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5368/122170696628np0.jpg)

Hot DJ, probably that one who used to be a Porn Star

Not that those are necessarily bad, but if I was going to use my spoiler/nudity cards, I'd have gone much better than that.

So much better than I'm not even going to go there.

[edit] On second thought, I see that you got some shit for posting the german boy-girl. I'll lay off. You're trying to post awesome pics now. Fine. Noble effort. :awesome_for_real:

1) Is that milk?

2) Who is she?

(http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs36/300W/i/2008/263/0/0/My_Best_Friend_by_Fuhnora.jpg)

what is it with people posting stuff like, "That's good, but I've seen so much better". Nearly every single one of these girls are drop dead gorgeous. If you saw them on the bus you would stare with discomfort in your pants. If they smiled at you in the office you'd walk on air for an hour. You guys are all on f*ckin crak.

It's because here at F13 we're better than THAT. We're also elitist on a whole new level. We make other forum nerds wish they could masturbate for as long as we can.

Fat girls give the best blow jobs anyway   :awesome_for_real:

So completely, totally and utterly not true.

Bulimic girls give the best blow jobs.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/monikavesela002a.png)
Monika Vesela

Gag reflex

Uh, I mean that there's better nudity. If you're going to go that route, might as well go all out.

But now that you mention it, no, I would not walk on air if they smiled at me. I would smile back, take half of them out, have grudge sex with half of that group, and good stuff with the rest.

Except for that college girl. I'll kill her! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHTechjAoOk)

That underwear makes her look like she is wearing a codpiece/has a package.

She got hairy Camel hoof I like.

I can honestly say, you people commenting about pics is starting to annoy me, because you aren't adding more pics and are filling this thread with masses of text. Read the rules of the thread, post more pictures, and if you insist on commenting at the very least add a single picture DAMMIT.

Once again the rules WERE:


(http://z.hubpages.com/u/30509_f520.jpg)
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/entertain/actress/keira-knightley-87.jpg)
(http://instacritic.instablogs.com/images/keira_knightley_pirates_actress.jpg)

Man she got no titties whatsoever.

I posted probably a page of pics on my own.  :oh_i_see:

I was thinking that each post should have a single pic... Like T&A war.

(http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/10/28/Natalie%20Portman%20nude.jpg)

Fair enough.


[this is the last time i do this, promise! i don't have time for an img atm]

I don't really have many pictures around but felt I should contribute to the effort.

(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7707/15vx8.jpg)

(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9609/26460402ci3.jpg)

Second pic, naked:

That spoiler is awesome, that red color?  Magnificent!!!  :drillf:

I think it's okay to post nudes as long as it's within the spoiler tag and somewhat tasteful, we didn't have a way to post naked ladies within the thread before the spoiler tag.  I'd like to add that you shouldn't hotlink though like you did with the pictures you posted.

I couldn't find any pictures to post either.  :uhrr:

Two things.

1) Miasma: names, dammit.

2) Rebecca Dipietro
(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/7.jpg)

Okay I only linked that here so someone here must have ratted on me...  I have changed the provider...Edit: Names?  We're objectifying here damn it!

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Pause/Fatbottomgirls-3.png)

Thank the maker I'm not the only one who saw that.

and we have a winner...who's she?

I guess I'll just post new bond girl, Olga Kurylenko.

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5516/olgakurylenkois1.jpg)

Famke still the best ever [imho]. Not a big fan of the movie, but there's nothing hotter than a woman who can throw down a severe ass whooping.

(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/00/71/002595230071.jpg)

I'm aware that I'm breaking the rules;  that girl is just a little pretty.

Wow.

I just saw a reaaaaaly shitty movie with her in it yesterday... Redline?

no, this is not the victorian era

We cannot find more nekkid pictures on the intartubes without names dammit!

I have no idea what their names are.

Salute to T&A you say? Guess what comes out this week?

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5575/pirates2fcxj3.jpg)

:grin:

Heh, what the heck is that ?

That would be the sequel to the world's most expensive porno production, Pirates (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/).

That's one of several Belladonna references I've seen Schild make on this site. Must be a big fan.

But watch out if you are in 216-B

(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1286/coxpirateskl3.jpg)

Ah, the many layers of Irony.

That is so win.

She wasn't in the first one. I would've posted that whether or not she was in it. Also, she does a lot of beyond hardcore shit that just isn't my bag. That said, she has the tendency to be super hot so it goes both ways. That said, I kinda want to get Pirates and Pirates 2 on Blu-Ray.

I don't think she's hot. I think she's kind of ugly, but yet, probably the best pornstar around. Haha.

She bares a surreal resemblance to Rachel Weisz sometimes. Hard not to like that. And the gaptooth helps - SOMETIMES. SOOOOOOOOOOMETIMES IT'S HORRIBLE.

I would say the same about that Jesse Jane chick in the pirates movie. Not all that great looking, but yet, another one of the best pornstars around.

Pornstarring is a skill.

As with so many careers, being enthusiastic about your work (or being able to fake it well) makes all the difference in the world.

Especially if you're blowing goats.

I thought the attraction to goat porn was based on misery.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/NickyWhelan.jpg)
Nicky Whelan

OK ballet dancers are usually very petite but this girl needs to eat a sandwich or ten.

I knew someone was going to say that!

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/rebekahmaxim.jpg)

Ok, first off....Amarr you talk too fuckin' much.

Secondly......
A Classic Beauty : Natasha Henstridge

(http://www.celebszz.com/48283-2/natasha-henstridge-13.jpg)

(http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Natasha-Henstridge-Biography-2.jpg)

(http://belles.rebelles.free.fr/Natasha_Henstridge.jpg)

(http://www.gceleb.com/pictures-1/natasha_henstridge/natasha_henstridge_5.jpg)

(http://www.gceleb.com/pictures-1/natasha_henstridge/natasha-henstridge-8.jpg)

I was looking up this movie just now and was thinking about ordering it when i saw it was on Blu-Ray until i saw it was $50.  I'd like to know how in this glorious boom of free internet pornography these companies can stay in business charging so much for a movie.

Rednecks.

need more "A"
(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/sherlycrow/sherly_crow_1.jpg)

Ah, the Tripod logo.  Gives me a massive wooden boner every time.

 :uhrr:

(http://www.aiieee.com/files/aiieee/imagecache/Preview/14kyno.jpg)

Is that a tri-masted galleon?

 :ye_gods:

The more I see think about it, those movies sound awesome. Might buy em.

Go for it Stray, you never know who might be in them :)

(http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/4779606a52871.jpg)
Lucy Lee, at least she didn't go gonzo on her breast implants like most of the porn girls do

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Lucy_Lee,_alternate.JPG)

Ok now. Let's not turn this into a porn star thread.

Especially not an Asian one.

I have so many comments... well, I'd look like some kind of a pervert.

I'm about to go afk for a week, I hope you fine folks can keep this thing on topic while I'm away. Less chatter, more T&A.

As I depart, I leave you with this offering.
I know Megan's already been featured in this thread. I think you will forgive me.

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/01.jpg)

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/02.jpg)

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/03.jpg)

The last 2 women don't do it for me.

Yeah not a Fox fan.

The tattoo on her arm is clownshoes. Never get a face, folks. Unless it's something unnatural, because no matter what it is, it's gonna look unnatural.

Unless it's of yourself. Case in point: Steve-O and Robert Downey Jr. That shit's funny.


Or an Indian head.. if you're Indian. That's always cool.

Looks like Jennifer Tilly to me.

I thought it was a godawful Marilyn Monroe.

Zombie Monroe in fact. Like I said, becomes something unnatural.

Well, yeah. I doubt anyone would get a Jennifer Tilly tatoo.

I have 3.

First off I don't know where this is comin from but hope you got it off your chest, secondly keep the pics coming ya grumpy bastard.

One issue: Some places review of the surfing policy is done by having a junior sysadmin page through thumbnails of every graphic that has been transferred through the proxy (some use the "skin count" algorithm to try and find nudes to make it go faster).  If I understand how the spoiler tag works, the image is downloaded, it just isn't shown on on the page until you click.

(http://antiadvertisingagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/fitlight3.jpg)
No name, I'm afraid, it's from a Brazilian tyogurt commercial.  I like curves.  Of course, I have a very wide filter for what is workable as curves, mostly anything that doesn't involve too few, or too many.

--Dave

Doesn't look like "Fit" yogurt is working.

(http://celebrityfreepics.net/images/Lucy-Liu-1.JPG)
(http://www.girlsonwallpapers.com/lucy-liu/lucy-liu3.jpg)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/gabor.csorba/Rhtm3zSAArI/AAAAAAAACkE/-MHDWb8ProE/s640/Lucy-Liu-4.JPG)

It's working well enough for me  ;D

It's my way of saying...post some fuckin' pics :)

Ali Landry

(http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/medium/3Ali-Landry.jpg)

(http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Ali-Landry/Ali-Landry-86.JPG)

(http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/AliLandry/nude/ali_landry_003.jpg)

Hi, in agreement.

Also, Lucy Liu has always been a favourite of mine. So good work on that too.

It's all about the freckles with Lucy.

I saw that ugly chick Lucy Lee on the last page and the name reminded me of a much hotter asian chick.

Am I the only person who doesn't find her attractive? I think a large part of it is that something about her screams "bitch" to me.

Bitches are fine. Just like dear old mom. Don't be a wuss.

Stray....the words "Just like dear old mom" really, REALLY don't belong in the T&A thread.  Just saying.

(http://www.public.asu.edu/~jmlynch/273/images/freud.jpg)

Eva Green
(http://big.dada.net/gallery/Attrici_Straniere/Eva_Green/Eva_Green_0085.jpg)

Another of Megan Fox cuz I can't believe you guys.
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/meganfox-fhm.jpg)

Gwenyth because the she reminds me of my ex.
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s190/gabbybabble/2008-04/28/gwyneth-paltrow-iron-man-pr.jpg)


The triple pics is to counter act the douchbag in the thread.  Fuck you Stray post sexy lady pics or GTFO.

(http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/5/59/Jewel-staite04_105.jpgJewel-staite04_105_thumb_1600x0.jpg)

Ms. Hendricks
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/883/883692/christina-hendricks-20080623040735505-000.jpg)

This is so very often a plus. But I've never found Gwyneth Paltrow very hot, myself.

Thread can always use more Eva Green though.

Kristin Kreuk

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/jam3ie/kristin-kreuk.jpg)

Hope Sandoval (beautiful voice to boot)

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/jam3ie/hopesandoval2.jpg)

& Lucy Pinder (cause everyone likes a good whore)

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/jam3ie/20071111_130648_Lucy_Pinder_030.jpg)

Congratulations on finding the only safe for work photo of Lucy Pinder on the internet.

Jeezus, where the hell do YOU work where that's sfw?! And, are you hiring?  :grin:

Yeah, I don't look in this thread at work.  Stupid Puritans.

It's a dirty job...

Needs more A.

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/48461/Sexy.jpg)

So you wanted an ass?

(http://www.studiofaca.com/galerija_slik/keyra_agustina/slike/Keyra_Agustina_0003.jpg)

(http://data1.blog.de/blog/i/inthestare/img/Keyra_Augustina_1017200551211PM512.jpg)

Keyra_Agustina

All the glistening hair on that gal's ass makes me irritated at the photographer or the lack of airbrushing.

I didn't notice until you pointed it out. You're a jerk.

I have no problems with 'bitchy', which she does do well.  I agree and don't find her attractive either, though.  Portia Rossi, on the other hand, makes me very jealous of Ellen.

Peach fuzz makes it even softer when running one's hand over it.  It also heightens the sense of touch.  It's not a bad thing.

Agreed. You gotta pretty fuckin' picky to not enjoy that ass  :awesome_for_real:

..

That's what oil is for.

Here you go, asshole.  :-)

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3796/dm1fn3.jpg)

Since I'm a douchbag though, I won't bother with a name.  :awesome_for_real:


I put her here on the first page actually. Not that I'm complaining.

[edit] err..second page actually

It's a good stunt job, I can barely see the wires.

I'm pretty sure that they're real.

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3433/dm3vb3.jpg)(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3977/dm7ld4.jpg)

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5051/dm4tq5.jpg)

You misunderstand;  I was wondering how she stayed upright.

Through much pain probably.

I used to go with a lot of girls stacked like that, back in the day. I always felt bad for them, I knew they were in for some serious back problems down the road, probably reductions :(

Fun when you're young, though!  :drill:

I for one am willing to provide any needed support

Her name's Denise Milani. They're almost certainly real. How she stays upright, probably involves a lot of lower back work. Seriously, if you can tear your eyes away from her chest, the rest of her is pretty fit. Plus, she's young. She'll have to get those reduced by the time she's 30 or she'll have back trouble no matter how much she works out.

Hmm I see a theme forming here but I'm going to leave my comment intact.

She basically is 30, more or less (28). Still smiling. Maybe she's high in these pics.

I was incredibly disappointed to find no nude pictures of her on her website.

Incredibly disappointed.

That picture makes me want to go motorboating.   :awesome_for_real:

in a battleship.

Ahem.  28 Is not more or less 30.  You can go fuck yourself.  Thank you.

As someone also 28, fuck you double. Also since the point of this thread is cheesecake, here's someone who's also 28

(http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/1/26/f_katherinem_bc49571.png)

Haha, you're old.  So is Heigl.

The only reason to watch CNN. Robin Meade!

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/robin.jpg)

An entire Pacific nation was lost adrift for 57 days???

Lulz. I didn't notice that when I found the image.

A woman in a suit is so fucking hot.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/gallery_main-1007_halle_berry_esquir.jpg)

Women pretending to be respectable is sexy.

Halle Berry seems like a raging mega-bitch.

I think the stool she is sitting on was picked for a reason.

Anyway, Heigl is straight up HOT.

Your links are straight up not into remote linking!

Doh!

heigel is Nazi hot.

Halle is not really wearing a suit, now is she?

She was, but that was my favourite photograph from the set.

Got my Iron Man DVD this week, and was soon reminded of Leslie Bibb.

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/J05/90775/p/f/lesliebibb.jpg)

Hmm, threads like this sometimes make me wonder, how f13 would look like if it was a place in the virtual reality the internet is in the Otherland series...

I was going to post a picture of Ragnarok.

Instead I'll express a nordic hate for japaculture for ragnarok online. May Thor stomp your tiny island into the sea, assholes.

The Midjapgard serpent, Seirmungandr, will raise the island from the deep and eat your silly Thor. :awesome_for_real:

Little known fact, Thor has a pair of Gojira-leather boots.

Been watching a lot of Stargate lately.

(http://soyleyenda.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/amanda-tapping.jpg)

Yeah, I have that disease too.

You watch a lot of a TV show or go see a movie, and suddenly it's

"So I'd really like to see her naked on the internet... click clickclick"

Angel is a fun series to do that with. Every 3rd episode has some hot damsel-in-distress in it who you've never seen anywhere else but still manages to have nekkid intarweb pics.

I thought JAG was boring as fuck, but Catherine Bell is HOT.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/Catherine_Bell_1.jpg)

Edit: M  (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/catherine_bell_010.jpg)O (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/catherine-bell-1600x1200-18382.jpg) A (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/Catherine%20Bell%20-%20Stuff%20Raw%2001.jpg) R (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/catherine_bell_011.jpg) . (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/99701/catherine_bell_0185_fjotte_jpg.jpg)

Too bad she's a Scientologist.

OH SHIIII-

if she believes in that, imagine what else you could get her to believe! <wonders where his Xenu costume is>

My penis wards off Xenu.

Don't bother, she looks normal in real life.

You mean like a normal hot chick?

No, but to each their own I guess.

Good figure, nice-looking face... aren't those pretty much the basic requirements for a hot chick?  At least at the level that this thread discusses, horrible fashion sense aside?

Here's the chick from Paramore
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6858/paramore2ms6.jpg)

Oh my God I thought I was the only one who read those giant books. (The original hard covers were HUGE).

Loved it. Glad to know Im not alone.

Also....HAWTNESS. In a dirty girl, yes Im a sick old man kinda way. MAN is she HAWT!

(http://www.vipwallpaper.com/data/media/23/Alyson_Hannigan_006.jpg)

(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alysonhannigan/alyson_hannigan_9.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tree9148/Alyson_Hannigan.jpg)
(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alysonhannigan/alyson_hannigan_12.jpg)

MOAR!

(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alysonhannigan/alyson_hannigan_7.jpg)
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9861/alysonhannigan006qs0.jpg)

And another. See the move Glass House if for no other reason than this girl in a bikini. Leelee Sobieski.

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_0FJMAlx9XEs/RdlcmnTNcEI/AAAAAAAAAlg/nUupTmEspcU/s400/TheRock_LeeleeSobies_B4D935.jpg)

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_0FJMAlx9XEs/Rdlcm3TNcFI/AAAAAAAAAlo/KOALim0XQ3g/s400/TheRock_LeeleeSobies_B4D91D.jpg)

(http://bp0.blogger.com/_0FJMAlx9XEs/RdlcnHTNcGI/AAAAAAAAAlw/hUN9_Q6OLpc/s400/TheRock_LeeleeSobies_B4D92A.jpg)



(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/leelee-sobieski/pictures/leelee-sobieski-picture-1.jpg)

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00Ys7noeOK0Nu/340x.jpg)



High rez link-
http://bp0.blogger.com/_0FJMAlx9XEs/RdlcnHTNcGI/AAAAAAAAAlw/hUN9_Q6OLpc/s1600-h/TheRock_LeeleeSobies_B4D92A.jpg (http://bp0.blogger.com/_0FJMAlx9XEs/RdlcnHTNcGI/AAAAAAAAAlw/hUN9_Q6OLpc/s1600-h/TheRock_LeeleeSobies_B4D92A.jpg)

(http://enamored2beauty.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/leelee-sobieski-1.jpg)

FIFY :grin:

NSFW

Oh, I get it now. FIFY = Fixed It For You.

Man, I'm slow.

And this is to make up for not adding a picture:

I give you Tricia Helfer: (who happens to be naked all over the intertubes)

(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/07/tricia-helfer.jpg)

(http://hellcrazy.net/hella/ass/images/Grace-Park-7.JPG)

Bigger resolution please.  Like 1920x1200.

I don't know if anyone else is going to say it but thank you. That .gif has haunted my nightmares for a couple of years now.

She's in some softcore porn btw, if you really want to see her in action and topless.

It's not softcore porn, unless you consider your typical R-rate sex scene that.

Don't worry, I'm an expert at internet porn.

Did Bell get small implants at some point, or surgery? But anyway, you think it's possible to bang the stupid out of her?

Also, Hayley Williams is great...also legal now.

I think its worth a shot.

Why you should never wear a Charlie Manson t-shirt (among other reasons).  :roll:

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l226/rozenfruz/sharon_tate.jpg)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/060SharonTate_468x617.jpg)

Seriously though.. she was quite beautiful.

Do people wear Manson shirts?

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h61/Zorvan/destinationunknownqv0.gif)

(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3572/custom1224780169217pmnooe6.jpg)

What about Grace Kim who was Activision's PR person for Guitar Hero turned Miss November in Playboy?

Probably been discussed elsewhere around here, I'm not good with computers though.

Oh Wow. She can whoop my ass at any of these damned music games Any Day.

Yummy. :drill:

I've seen em on TV!

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/veronikafasterova.jpg)

For the record-

A) Catherine bell wasnt in soft core porn. She was in a late night cinemax clip. Yes Ive seen it. Wasnt that great.

B) Yes she has implants. No they arent exactly small. Her breasts prior to said implants were practically non-existant. (see point A above)

C) I would love to try to bang the stupid out of her.

That *is* soft core porn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_core

Awww. I had considered soft core porn the kind you get from most hotel-rental boxes....no cum shot.

You don't take your own porn with you?  :ye_gods:

In order to be fair and balanced, here's a Fox News chick to even the scales:

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/jennalee.jpg)

Jenna Lee

Spoilers are NSFW, newbs.

Yeah, come on fuckers. Just look at pictures of hot chicks and like it. For instance, here's Jane Fonda. She's a raging cuntbag but I'll be damned if she wasn't a total babe.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/barbarella.jpg)

Oh, and here's your Jessica Biel.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/jbiel.jpg)

I watched that film with Adam Sandler and the King of Queens dude like 5 times- just to see that T&A goodness of ye old Jessica...

http://s2.supload.com/image/Jessica_Biel_I_Now_Pronouce_You_Chuck_And_Larry0007-20071004221409.gif

I couldn't get an animated gif to work.

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/680/cupcakesbh6.jpg)

There is very little I wouldn't do to all the things in that picture, including the open door, pie wrapper, and what looks like the top of a cuisinart in the background.

Oh, and the girls.

Pretty much in agreement.

I'm just gonna say that Furiously wins the thread.

He wins.... Another batch of pics that can't measure up to his.

(http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2444_drooling.gif)

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/92634d1225460307-funny-strange-random-pics-girls-world-704954.jpg)

They could have done better, hell I've banged hotter Israel and Mexico than that, and Canada really looks like she talks by flapping her head.

Half of those chicks are the victim of timing. I'm proud of Nicaragua for putting someone up with ridiculously fake tits though.

Also Nicky Whelan:
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7500/motoman3a5835hj8.jpg)

Dunno, but we need more animation here:
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/simianvector/cool.gif)

Stop fucking up the thread.

Apologies but was that the best blow job face in the world competition up there?  :roll:

For any Phillies fans out there

Here's one from Hogwarts.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/1219863855480.jpg)

Tasty.  :grin:

I don't think you need to be a Phillies fan to appreciate that pic.

I like in the beauty pagent pic how Hungary is the only country that decided to wear a 1 piece instead of a bikini.

Except for Serbia & Montenegro, but that doesn't count, because that country doesn't actually exist anymore.   :awesome_for_real:

Hybrids are best, Jessica Gomes:

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/jessica-gomes-topless-gq-italy-04.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/jessica-gomes-topless-gq-italy-03.jpg)

Thread needs some Kelly Hu as well.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/kelly_hu.jpg)

Oh wait...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/kellyhu2.jpg)


OK, better now.

Damn.

Screw the Prius, Now that's a Hybrid I can really get behind.

OH SNAP!  :awesome_for_real:

 :grin:

Not sure if she has been posted yet...Natt Chanapa.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__t1GJ7wPfIo/SKmzpBGML7I/AAAAAAAACUM/WwZeHy235c4/s1600/h.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__t1GJ7wPfIo/SKmzqCnbZcI/AAAAAAAACUU/-n5lc5jsxuo/s1600/i.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__t1GJ7wPfIo/SKmzyd1UrbI/AAAAAAAACVU/Nexyc0almzY/s1600/natt_chanapa.jpg)

NSFW!!!

I'm a big fan of Miss Fiona Apple:

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/fiona.jpg)

For some reason, whenever I open this thread, the pic Stu posted is front and center.

I would like to do naughty things to her, plzkthx.

Careful. She might give you Hogwarts.

That picture needs to be moved in to the Spiders are awesome thread.

Not safe for lawyers:

Yeah.. I like that chick. Republican or not. ;)

My favorite Price is Right model- Rachel Reynolds.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/rachelreynolds0611065.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/rachelreynolds12iy.jpg)

(are they still considered Barker's Beauties?)

Drew's Delectables?

Carey's C*nts  :why_so_serious:

Drew's Dreamboats?

Hey, look, it's Vanna White!

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/vannawhitepriceisright.jpg)

God... weird.. I'm now reminded why petite dark eyed blondes keep coming into my life: Boyhood crush on Vanna White.

She was a hot little thing back in the day though

(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/VannaWhite/vanna49.jpg)

(http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/katie-melua-1024x768-27905.jpg)

It's more a salute to her hair and voice. Katie Melua - singer.

I know someone with hair like that.. It's a bitch! Not as nice and soft as it looks.

I would not complain...

So that's what Michael Jackson would look like if all the cosmetic surgery worked...   :uhrr:

Tiara Lestari

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/tiara_lestar_dutch_penthouse_06-7801.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/14.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/5.jpg)

Jebus, she looks like she could be the hotter sister of this one. (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)

anyway, obligatory chick post:
(http://shockwave17.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adrianalima137pe.jpg)

(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/adriana-lima/pictures/adriana-lima-picture-2.jpg)

(http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/models/Adriana-Lima-wallpapers-796.jpg)

(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/a/adriana_lima-6622.jpg)

In respect to the A:
(http://www.celebwood.com/pics/a/adriana_lima_2612/adriana_lima_5254.jpg)

(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/1018_adriana_lima_lax_airport_00.jpg)

OMFG  :ye_gods:  :ye_gods:  :ye_gods:

I saw that thing last week on FOH.  Gah!

 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:

What the fuck was that.


Thankfully someone explained it at the link.

Y'all should read some of the replys. There are pages of greatness.

It's pretty good, but most of the replies read like 4chan lite. I don't like how 4chan has largely become part of the internet culture in the strangest of places. Gaming, anime, etc I can understand. But bb.com? wtf.

Yah rly, the NYT should write about it or something.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/kateM.jpg)

Some model named Kate M-something. Hot.

 :pedobear:

WTF is wrong with some of you people, let's ratchet it up a notch:

Saved.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/femalecanvas.jpg)

More to be found at The Female Canvas. (http://www.thefemalecanvas.com/)

Mmmm...SO my brand from the old days.

However, I got SO tired of crazy.

Hmmm...I managed to make it through the whole thread.

Don't know what most of you breeders are thinking. Vast majority of pics are in no way superior to the average magazine ad chick. From my limited point of view.

Exception for Oban with Tiara Lestari.

I don't get three quarters of them either.

Different strokes for different folks?

Also, since I have no knowledge in this area, does hot for a hetero = hot for a homo, necessarily?

My experience is no.  I frequently find lesbians' taste in women to be baffling.

That's what I was thinking.

More Alina Vacariu. She's my Dreamweaver.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/1226700086478.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/1226700110771.jpg)

o hai :awesome_for_real:

They tend to look for different things in women than the average guy does, in my rather limited experience. Never really played 'Hot or Not' with a big enough sample. :)

 However, I can personally assure you that listening to a bunch of lesbians MST3King straight porn is a fucking hoot. :)

Hell, I MST3K porn. Most porn is really awful stuff, since it went to frankensteinian women and roided out men.

"scripts" are better now that it's all gonzo  :oh_i_see:

Whaddya'll mean by MST3King? Google tells me that's Mystery Science Theatre 3000 but I've never seen that and never heard the term used in conversation  :headscratch:

You turn the sound off and provide your own (usually comical) dialogue over the top in context with what you imagine the onscreen action to be about.

You should watch a few classic MST3Ks. They are many up on google video to watch.

Ahhh ok!

I shall edumacate myself tomorrow then  :awesome_for_real:

There's no T or A visible here, but I have faith that she's entirely amazing.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/crazyeyes.JPG)

That chick in the hoodie in the rain pinching her nipples is  :grin: :grin: :grin:

Gorgeous.

Her nails ruin it for me.  Square tips.  Ugh.

(This, I believe, is why guys find our tastes baffling.  "Her nails turn you off that package, Lan?  Did you look at her!? You're crazy!")

Nails?!

STFU!  :awesome_for_real: :wink:

actually, I sorta agree with you. square nails are pretty hoochie mama fashion. maybe I'm a lesbian.

Her nails turn you off that package, Lan?  Did you look at her!? You're crazy!  :awesome_for_real:

Not a huge fan of square nails myself, but geez, you can clip them!  Then you can do other things!  :drillf:

In the immortal words of Eddy Izzard, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I wish I was a man trapped in a lesbian's body.

Wow, I didn't even notice the nails the first time.

She has fingers?

I only noticed the fingers because of what she was doing with them.

They are pretty tacky.

Then again, the aforementioned MST3King of porn? Had a LOT to say about 'lesbians' in straight porn, and the fingernails they all tended to sport.

Apparently, not so practical or pleasant for....um...actual use. :)

I was never aware that there was a distinction between square nails and round nails.  I don't think the though of there actually being two types of styles ever crossed my mind.

wow

Anyone who wears their nails longer than completely gnawed off is a "bad" lesbian.

Yeah, but why hold non-lesbians to that "utility" standard.


Also, everyone stfu about the nail conversation please.


I don't care if she's been posted before. She's hot and will kick your ass.

(http://www.edushku.com/photos/magazines/arena03.jpg)

Snakebites.

Theres a bartender at my local pub that looks exactly like that... exactly.

Gimme a sec to go grab an engagement ring, and then take me to her.

I'll settle for going out drinking with you, Draegan.

Am I the only one who thinks that, somehow, some people look better with their clothes on? I'm not even talking about ugly people.

No. Often your mental image is better than the reality.

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82469/sscarlett.jpg)

The lingerie industry cashes in on this sentiment.

Err.. unless you're talking about even more clothes. Then I'll just say that something's probably wrong. ;)


Seriously though, fashion/clothes/etc. can convey sex and attraction just as well as.. well.. spreading one's legs. I wouldn't say it's "better" though.

NSFW, nice rack.

I had to stare at that for 2 minutes before I figured out what the heck the picture was refering to.

No idea who it is, but names aren't important anyways!

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii87/Segoris/MaidDesktop.jpg)


Adding the following just for the sake of contribution to a solid thread:

 NSFW (http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii87/Segoris/22414av-34.gif)

I always forget about this picture.

(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/8485/keeleytq6.jpg)

That's a tough act to follow.

11 Keeleys is cool, but I like some variety.

NSFW Wet Ts
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/1221079246065.jpg)

Hm, one's wearing black socks. Only in Argentina.

Probably the goal tender.

Lucy Pinder dream team,  :drill:

I know what model of Fembot I am asking for when production starts in a decade.

I'll even buy the first round.  She dates a Jets fan though.  Meh.

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5228/1227633205097lm4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1227633205097lm4.jpg/1/w1067.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img155/1227633205097lm4.jpg/1/)

help, what??

She looks an awful lot like Traci Lords in Zack & Miri.

Alas, She's Married.

 :uhrr:

Just randomly clicked on a link at flickr for popular stuff from November 07, and this was on the first page of hits:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2064803201_7c24b67ce6_o.jpg)

How 'bout them apples?

man hands

No one said it was a woman.
Nothing in that picture allows one to determine gender with certainty.

I like apples.

Yes please.


Last one all the way on the right.

I prefer the one all the way on the left.

I like the ones from left to right.

ya seriously, in term of posteriors, they seem to be virtually carbon copies of each other. Skin tone, hair, I can see. Ass?

You can't be serious.

/ male pig

I saw one flat ass, but I am quite confident the front made up for it.

/ male pig

The fourth one from the left is clearly superior.  What's wrong with you people?

Have to agree with Sam on this one.

I'm totally serious. I could stare at them for 5 minutes and still not be able to pick one out of a line up based on comparative shape to the rest. What kind of min-maxing do you guys do in regards to ass? They are all stunning asses, to be certain, but I'm not seeing the cornucopia of variety.

Or is everyone having me on in some elaborate joke?

Is there such a thing as being shape-blind?

Well, with these kinds of pictures you don't start out blind, but eventually an eye is getting shot out and then it's back to plain old memory.

Personally, I look for the one I think I could bounce a quarter off the best. And I agree far right.

I'll quote someone that frequents these forums:


 :awesome_for_real:

Far right, fo sho.

Maybe it is just the angle.

To quote a poster on videosift: this is tacky and cheap. there is NO WAY I'm watching it a third time. I've got my standards. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvP-dkvlgrY)

Huh, that's interesting, my embedded thingy bypasses the login requirement on the main site :awesome_for_real:

I watched it a third time for you.

Because I CARE DAMMIT.

Needs more jumping jacks

Needs more deadlifts.

I think some posters will like this one :


(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5277/1228123938rddj1epin9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Square nails.  :why_so_serious:

Its the legs.

Oh wow....  /drool. Who is it? Reminds me of Christina Aguilera.

Nice ink job.

Her face looks unnatural, like she's wearing about an inch of makeup.  Everything below that is great though.   :grin:

We can only see her thumbs and they're cut short, so it's not square so much as their natural shape.  She passes the nail test.

Come on, we both know that you're just hoping that there's a slim chance she may be a lesbian.

She's trying too hard.  A razor blade necklace?  Really?

I actually prefer complete squares to bent people who do it wrong.

Maybe you didn't notice but, she's made up for a photo shoot.

Yeah, her face looks like the "After" section of one of those "this is how much make-up/ beauty ads are photoshopped" infobits.

got a pretty face shape though. eh, i like her.

i know a half chinese girl who is hotter though (this coming from someone without the half asian "fetish"  :roll:), chest tats and all.

I don't disagree that she does; but if it is indeed shopped, then who knows what her actual face shape is. Everything is modded so much anymore it's disheartening.

If I were going to pick on anything it would have been the chest tats, tho.  Tats on stretchy places..  :ye_gods:

it's definitely not my favorite place for tats.. but on the other hand, girls with them always seem to be really cool.

[edit] i'm really skeptical that the chick's above are real though. she doesn't even have any ink on her arms.. kind of has a goody girl's expression.. probably a blonde too. lol :headscratch:

I'm looking at pictures of women on the internet.  Unless she's a neighbor or the friend of someone I know, her orientation matters little towards whether I find someone attractive or not.

(When it comes to actual relationships, I'm happy with a very wide range of appearances.  Personality is the dominant factor.)

Oh Christ really?  Then her fashion consultant is doing it wrong.

I take it we're only allowed to break the suspension of disbelief on the negative side.  Cause I'm pretty sure if someone raved about how super punky and suicidey she is, you wouldn't have bothered pointing out that someone else picked the clothes.

Too much talky.

uh.. that's not very attractive. take the gag out, talking was better :oh_i_see:

What is wrong with you?

Also:
Retard eyes.
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/tadeunoz/Kelly_Key_16.jpg)

Sorry, I really dislike bg gaudy tats on chicks.

How am I supposed to bring a girl like that home to mom with that ugly thing on her chest. A big scar from open-heart surgery is explained easily enough, and is no one's fault....but ugly tats?

Ugh.

Still like the corset though.

really? i'm not distant from my mom or anything, but i've never understood that. one of the last girls i dated was seriously hung up about moms.. like she just wanted to meet a guy who'd let her meet his mom. i was like "ok whatever, sure". then she thought i wasn't serious :headscratch:

This thread is disturbingly SFW.

Some think that means you and her are srs bzns.

Oh.


sorry. i swear, i scoured the internet for a pic of some hot looking chinese triad tatted up chick spreading her ass... but couldn't find one.

Obama Girl will have to do.

(http://www.galeriashqiptare.net/albums/userpics/10063/swim14.jpg)

That chick is hot!

Hottest yet IMO. Is that Juliane Moore?

Not even a little.

Does not compute.

Pray tell, why haven't you said who she is yet?

Because Jade probably isn't her real name.

You can google 'met-art porcelaine' if you're down with the google-stalking.

Is that Ava Devine?

Thanks. I am. (http://hosted.met-art.com/Trial_met-art_vg_41_271/?pa=1021370)

That's nws.

No clue.

FFS, ladies, stop with the little runway patch. It's fucking silly. Or silly fucking. Be proud of your lady garden.

Don't listen to this.  No fros.

Wrong. The different textures in such a small area lead to most interesting sensations to explore... :eat:

Please no.

No. Not that anyone here would have occasion to take this advice, but if you did, don't. It's bad advice.

Less talking, more pictures.

This admonishment is rather hollow if a picture doesn't come with it.

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6923/1228339432763up0.jpg)

I'm in agreement dude. A little trimming is nice, but... No, nevermind. I won't talk further. I agree though.

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Mad-Men-tv-90.jpg)

Jewel Staite.  It's a big 'un.

I was sorta joking earlier. Should I have used Green?

Still don't like tats much though.

And no Haemish, that's not Ava Devine....too thin.

[edit] bah, that's shopped. i suck

Where be the T&A?
But anyway a good pic, no photoshop! yay :)

That is a big face pic. I almost made out with my monitor.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/elishacuthbert2.jpg)
Elisha Cuthbert

(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/cooter.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-rolleye-smileys.php)

I'm not usually into blondes, but that girl just does it to me.  It would be the best 45 seconds of my life, I swear. 

Anna Rawson on the LPGA Tour.  I believe this is the chick from the awesome picture thread?

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6068519,00.jpg)
(http://www.yourgolftravel.com/resources/userfiles/gallery/golf-babes/anna-rawson2.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ChQsk6Az0dU/R1eh2UKjc0I/AAAAAAAAARA/aM5aY3hF3xg/s1600/200507011176_1052586.jpg)

Different hot golfer I think. Still awesome though. Peanut smuggling, everyone's favourite pastime  :why_so_serious:

The chick from the awesome picture thread is Natalie Gulbis

(http://msp81.photobucket.com/albums/j220/Sizzlers/Natalie%20Gulbis/NatalieGulbis46.jpg)

(http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/lpga/natalie_gulbis_fhm2k6_1.jpg)

ooooooooooooooo ;D

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/Fairchild_Bourbonnais.jpg)
lol cosplay
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/fairchild_Bourbonnais2.jpg)

What is she supposed to be cosplaying as?

Fairchild from Gen13.

Those tits are, surprisingly, real.

Pics or it's not true.

Real as in "she grew them herself" or real as in "the tits are stuffed, not the bra."

The first I find impossible to believe, the second I'd buy into.

Googling on "Marie-Claude Bourbonnais" I would say the latter.

I said real, not natural.

(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9960/95616953i4xamqxewq6o914wg3.jpg)

Stuffed like a turkey on thanksgiving.

Gross.

At least her tummy is alright.

Is it just me or does her ass look really weird in the second pic? Pointy.

Quick someone buy that chick a ham sandwhich STAT!

Huh?

Cause he'd like to pork her.

Partially angle, partially the back piece is rising high AND deep AND tight. It makes me torso look too long, but whatever. She's still nice.

Did Strazos just say someone looked good?

Given the choice of saying that this

(http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/marie_claude_bourbonnais/marie_claude_bourbonnais_47f3008e952c6_JbKWmxq.sized.jpg)

looks nice, instead of that Anna Rawson chick, the alternative that features the curves of a 12 year old boy is obviously inferior, as cool as bashing monstrous implants is.

There is nothing cool about bashing monstrous implants. Better boobery through modern science.  :drill:

Those boobs are a lie. I'm not sure where I stole that from, but I use it often to express my feelings about implants.

(http://www.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/frankenstein.jpg)

This thread is getting fucking frankencreepy.

The jugs don't work.

They just make you worse.

lol, did you miss the parts where I was practically e-salivating over some of the women? :grin:

Trying to fight back against the frankentits! I like all sizes, but I know most of you guys like the jugs  :awesome_for_real:

I like anything on a woman as long as it's not a penis or any abnormal growths.

Abnormal growths? Like what, a third boob?

Mmmm.. Third Boob.

Makes me wish I had three hands. Two for grabbin', one for slappin'.

http://easilyaroused.tumblr.com/ (http://easilyaroused.tumblr.com/)

(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82194/Bettie_Page.jpg)

RIP Bettie.

(http://celebritytoday.today.com/files/2008/12/jennifer-aniston-nude-gq-preview-02.jpg)

While there's no doubt Jennifer Anniston is still smoking hot, but is it just me or does her head look a little too big for the rest of her body?

Funny things happen when you photoshop reality out of a picture.

What about attack of the Haydens?

(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5563/1228079622548ay2.jpg)

Let's bring the thread back to normal:


She doesn't even have frankentits!

I imagine heaven is a lot like this.

 :hello_thar:


And my contribution/tribute to the T&A

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb267/Bettie_666/bettie%20page/betty_page0267.jpg)

As long as she doesn't talk.  If they're all mute, ok. 

One on the left is the hottest :P

Shit Ookii - please start using a NSFP tag (Not Safe For Prison...)   :pedobear:

I agree! :grin:

Anyone else just now notice she's poking herself in the belly button?

You're too observant, Viin. Good catch.

She just looks so young. :(

FIFY

I don't know man.  Like, she looks genuinely young.  /shrug

I found it hard to see the sexual attraction in actors i remember watching when they were young.  Like I look at her and I still think of her as the girl from Remember the Titans.

Thanks for this.

 :awesome_for_real:

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8581/reindeerboobck7.jpg)

I can't imagine reindeer chick being anything other than fucking annoying.

Indeed.  That's why you spend the evening 30 odd feet away attempting to take Rudolph's nose off with a nerf gun.  Or a brick.

What Sarah Palin did in college to earn money...


NSFW

Those are torpedoes !

Another good case against gravity.

Must.. Cleanse.

As Promised; Ms. Paige

Spoiler'd due to size.



Also, because I've enjoyed the thread. Random Women with no names known by me.

NSFW



And lastly Alisa From Alisakiss.com in one of her earlier pics, before she started to look all bloaty.

NSFW

Did a search, didn't see any Bianca Beauchamp (adult latex fetish model) pictures up:

(http://lh4.google.com/xofhmgirl/R-rvArB73SI/AAAAAAAAB5k/B6_hN6a1Tao/s400/ymtCBO-1206397960.jpg)

(http://lh5.google.com/xofhmgirl/R-rte7B73JI/AAAAAAAAB4c/mKrKubp8z3U/s400/OHzGWT-1206397964.jpg)

(http://lh4.google.com/xofhmgirl/R-rsYrB729I/AAAAAAAAB28/yDVENj9pj_Q/s400/g4WI8z-1206397962.jpg)


Plenty more of her around on the web.

In real life, Bianca is super super beyond hot. Seriously.

Anne Hathaway
I think I posted her already but god damn is she hot. Like spend the rest of your life with and raise your kids while making you rich from her movies....hot.

(http://images.askmen.com/photos/anne-hathaway/83973.jpg)

(http://images.askmen.com/photos/anne-hathaway/39304.jpg)

Emmanuelle Béart


Audrey Tautou

(http://xs434.xs.to/xs434/08513/audrey_tautou_1534.jpg) (http://xs.to)

 :drill:

Justine Jolie

Edit: Fucking imageshack

Thank you. Never heard of her. I've found my future ex-wife.

Fantastique!

Erm, so anyway.... Who and what website?

(http://backpack.fantasti.cc/big/g/i/n/ginnyandjo/ginnyandjo_d7f5f0.jpg)

Girls are seriously OP, nerf boobs....



 :ye_gods: what have i said?!

Man, I have had that picture sitting on my computer for like 5 years now. It's one of the greats. I haven't done much participating in this thread, as such, it's a situation I will now rectify. Caution, images will break the walls of the forums. I don't keep low-res shit, unless I can't find hi-res stuff.

Natalie Dormer:

Jennifer Morrison:

Shannyn Sossamon:

Bridget Moynahan (happens to be my current wallpaper, talk about photogenic and photoshoppable):

Anna Friel:

More later. Maybe.

Schild, might I make a gentle suggestion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vbnDBWEsI)

If anyone here was looking for wallpaper, they wouldn't want it resized. They'd want the biggest available on the web. Not to mention resizing results in a quality loss that I'm just not willing to take.

Edit: I do like how I wrote that I don't like low-res pictures and that I gave a warning and put them behind spoilers even though none are safe for work and the first response was a video on how to use something to resize that isn't photoshop.

Ah yes, from the Tudors.

NSFW: By way of apology for my bad behavior (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzUMP27OygY)

Awesome.