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Slayerik
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on: August 26, 2008, 11:20:53 PM

Inspired by the 'Too much talk not enough boobs' Katy Price thread

Simple Rules:

No Frontal or Genital Nudity
No fighting about who's hot and who's not
No dudes (except tits ref)
Female HUMANS only (though jeri Ryan in 7of9 costume gets a pass)
Post names when you can, so it isn't all "Who is THAT chick???!!!???"

Just your favorite hotties.

Salud!




And an all-time favorite:

Rocio Guirao Diaz





And if this thread has been attempted or disallowed before, my apologies. I love boobies.

« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 02:42:40 PM by Slayerik »

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Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 11:29:19 PM

I've been madly in love with the Octoberfest hottie on the far right of that picture for years.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

-H.L. Mencken
Slayerik
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Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 11:33:08 PM

Luisana Lopilato

« Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 07:58:42 AM by Slayerik »

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Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 12:05:37 AM


Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 12:14:33 AM

Why not.



I think she's a year older than me. She takes better care of her... everything though.
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Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 10:02:41 AM


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Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 10:37:34 AM



Name:  Your mother.


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Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 10:45:44 AM

I'd hit it.
Slayerik
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Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 12:03:28 PM

Well, she at least followed the rules.

« Last Edit: September 04, 2008, 08:43:04 AM by Slayerik »

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Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 12:06:16 PM

Something about pregnant women is unbelievably hot.  Assuming they were cute/sexy to start with...  I wanted to slap my wife everytime she said "I'm ugly, blah blah blah" when she was pregnant.  Thankfully, i chose to convince her using other methods.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 01:49:32 PM

Something about pregnant women is unbelievably hot.  Assuming they were cute/sexy to start with...  I wanted to slap my wife everytime she said "I'm ugly, blah blah blah" when she was pregnant.  Thankfully, i chose to convince her using other methods.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

?

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Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 02:00:16 PM


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Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 02:07:46 PM

Can't help but troll the thread about T&A can ya?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 02:11:00 PM

I'm within the rules!   DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #14 on: August 27, 2008, 02:12:14 PM

No you aren't. You posted a fucking sheep. Neither T nor A. More like wool and weirdness.

I think it's implied that in this thread, we post women that we would treat as meat.
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Reply #15 on: August 27, 2008, 02:16:05 PM

Well, we do have some Scottish readers. Possibly some Kiwis as well.
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Reply #16 on: August 27, 2008, 02:36:30 PM

Must...fight...off...sheep pics!!!

Marisa Miller








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Reply #17 on: August 27, 2008, 02:48:24 PM

Must...help...Signe!!!



Name: Tits and Ass.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #18 on: August 27, 2008, 02:55:09 PM

Thanks, Lantyssa!  And HA! to Schidly because I DO treat my sheep as meat! 

So there.

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Reply #19 on: August 27, 2008, 02:55:25 PM

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.
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Reply #20 on: August 27, 2008, 02:57:43 PM



PS3 Wallpaper DRILLING AND MANLINESS
« Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 09:20:03 PM by Ookii »
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Reply #21 on: August 27, 2008, 03:01:19 PM

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.
He shouldn't have made the prohibition against pictures of men.

You'd have two or three posts between Signe and Xerapis, and I'd (probably) browse for the couple of pics which interested me instead of being mischevious.  Instead, you've got smart-asses to deal with now.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #22 on: August 27, 2008, 03:02:48 PM

Lame, Lantyssa. You and Signe are being way too obvious trying to fuck up this thread.
He shouldn't have made the prohibition against pictures of men.

And since when are you interested in pictures of men?  awesome, for real
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Reply #23 on: August 27, 2008, 03:12:43 PM

No one is stopping you from making a thread about guys, Lantyssa. But I highly doubt that's what you really want. I think you're just sticking with Signe, and well, this isn't high school so I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve. awesome, for real ^_^
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Reply #24 on: August 27, 2008, 03:30:06 PM

Searching for pictures of non-implanted breast implants as a light thread grief, I came across this, NSFW example of how they should move freely.
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Reply #25 on: August 27, 2008, 03:39:14 PM



Charisma Carpenter is  awesome, for real
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Reply #26 on: August 27, 2008, 03:59:35 PM

This means war?

Aki Hoshino:






"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together.  My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Reply #27 on: August 27, 2008, 03:59:59 PM

And since when are you interested in pictures of men?  awesome, for real
No one is stopping you from making a thread about guys, Lantyssa. But I highly doubt that's what you really want. I think you're just sticking with Signe, and well, this isn't high school so I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve. awesome, for real ^_^
Uh, I said I was just being mischievous and of course I'm sticking with Signe.  I'm achieving relieving boredom for the next hour and fifteen minutes.  I don't think my motives can be any more transparent.

The men are for her.  The fun of joining her poking you people taking your T&A so seriously is for me.  It's more fun than ogling most of the women y'all like.  It's probably more fun for her than looking at men, too.

High School?  THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!  We're having this discussion in a T&A thread. awesome, for real


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #28 on: August 27, 2008, 04:04:30 PM

oh shit

i just realized something
oh shitohshitohshit

i can finally say it here and mean it

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Reply #29 on: August 27, 2008, 04:06:08 PM

oh shit

i just realized something
oh shitohshitohshit

i can finally say it here and mean it



Hey thread rules say no men!  At least make it a female ref!
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Reply #30 on: August 27, 2008, 04:09:35 PM

Updated rules :P

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Reply #31 on: August 27, 2008, 04:14:38 PM

Fine.  Have your bloody tits.  I'll gtfo.  I'd rather have a lamb chop anyway.

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Reply #32 on: August 27, 2008, 04:52:36 PM

i can finally say it here and mean it

<GTFO pic>
Just checked.  I still qualify.  I'm afraid the rest of you will have to abandon this thread. DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

Well played, Sir.  I'll depart.  For now.  'cause I'm going to leave early to avoid the rush.  Maybe out of a little respect to your sense of humor.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #33 on: August 27, 2008, 04:58:07 PM

That is absolutely horrible, and I'm deleting it. That doesn't belong ANYWHERE near here. - schild

It is (was) the perfect thread for it.  Thus I declare victory  DRILLING AND MANLINESS - Polysorbate80
« Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 05:22:51 PM by Polysorbate80 »
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Reply #34 on: August 27, 2008, 05:07:54 PM

Do we really really need a thread specifially for this purpose? Not that I have any moral quibbles about it, although it borders on the distasteful. To me its more fun to find boob pics in random threads, rather than making a 'dedicated' thread. It sorta kills the spontanaety of celebration. or something.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

-Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

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