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Reply #490 on: February 23, 2010, 03:41:30 PM

Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
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Reply #491 on: February 23, 2010, 05:12:12 PM

Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry?

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Reply #492 on: February 23, 2010, 05:12:18 PM

Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her?
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Reply #493 on: February 23, 2010, 07:31:58 PM

Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry?

That's probably just a side-effect of wanting to be Jason Bourne.

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Reply #494 on: February 24, 2010, 09:36:19 AM


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Reply #495 on: February 24, 2010, 01:39:23 PM

Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her?

because it's like a baby's arm holding an apple?

Mind you, considering his reputation, I'm surprised it's not so pox-ridden that the only cure is dropping a large bomb on a parachute out the back of a cargo plane over his apartment.
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Reply #496 on: February 24, 2010, 05:49:40 PM

I discovered that Katy uses Proactiv because she was afraid that everyone was staring at her acne.

Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #497 on: February 25, 2010, 06:21:21 AM

No surprise. Women are completely out of their minds with body issues.

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Reply #498 on: April 01, 2010, 08:29:03 AM

Bump.

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Reply #499 on: April 01, 2010, 10:40:07 AM

No april fools there good sir.


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Reply #500 on: April 01, 2010, 12:20:58 PM


Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Reply #501 on: April 01, 2010, 09:49:40 PM

not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s

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Reply #502 on: June 16, 2010, 08:10:56 PM

I'm going to just put this here.

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Reply #503 on: June 16, 2010, 08:22:28 PM

Not a flattering angle.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #504 on: June 16, 2010, 09:23:13 PM

not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s

She's hot now, and I kind of doubt anyone posting to this thread will be fucking her in her 30's.



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Reply #505 on: June 17, 2010, 12:19:57 AM




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Reply #506 on: June 17, 2010, 12:26:10 AM

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Reply #507 on: June 17, 2010, 05:17:44 AM


Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Reply #508 on: June 17, 2010, 11:55:58 AM

She's channeling Jordan in that pic  ACK!

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Reply #509 on: June 17, 2010, 12:33:57 PM

Jesus?  ACK!

She has a pretty unique voice, too bad its wrapped up in dog shit music. Nice to look at but her person seems to be a train wreck waiting to happen. Wonder if she devolves into an imitation Winehouse.

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Reply #510 on: June 17, 2010, 12:41:47 PM

Jesus?  ACK!

"The Lord Jesus Christ" wouldn't fit. However, she smacked a boy and liked it.

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Reply #511 on: June 17, 2010, 08:36:17 PM

Sooner or later, Russell is going to tire of that Jebus act.  I can only hope it makes for an HBO comedy special.  Lulz must be harvested.

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Reply #512 on: June 18, 2010, 05:46:42 AM

Then it's going to be an specific variation on the hot/crazy scale: Boobs/Jesus scale. Also I can see Russell Brand being the sort of guy who'd do the break up in the most hilarious and offensive way possible if it was acrimonious.

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Reply #513 on: June 18, 2010, 07:13:39 AM

Train Wreck coming....

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Reply #514 on: June 18, 2010, 07:15:39 AM

Still not seeing the attraction.  Hell, the God stuff just makes it ten times worse.

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Reply #515 on: June 18, 2010, 10:36:04 AM

Tits.

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Reply #516 on: June 18, 2010, 10:37:24 AM

"Tits; Available Everywhere, in all shapes and sizes."

That's not a good reason.

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Reply #517 on: June 18, 2010, 10:43:24 AM

It doesn't have to be a good reason.

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Reply #518 on: June 18, 2010, 04:06:35 PM

Rich tits?

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Reply #519 on: June 20, 2010, 07:25:03 AM

I think it's the available in all shapes and sizes bit. While that's true I want that shape and size.

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Reply #520 on: June 21, 2010, 08:34:06 AM

They may come in all shapes and sizes, but unfortunately, most of the shapes are unappealing and the sizes leave something to be desired.  A really nice rack is quite rare, in my opinion.  I'm probably picky.

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Reply #521 on: June 22, 2010, 01:17:55 AM

I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #522 on: June 22, 2010, 04:10:46 AM

Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend.  Much better to think of it that way.
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Reply #523 on: June 22, 2010, 04:17:51 AM

I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

Preach it.

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Reply #524 on: June 22, 2010, 06:43:09 AM

Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend.  Much better to think of it that way.

But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  why so serious?


Also, I'm not sure, but does the whole "jacking two guys' cocks off at once" thing in the animated gif above really gel all that well with a tattoo of OUR LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS H CHRIST on your wrist?
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