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Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on July 24, 2008, 03:44:56 PM
(http://www.alexbrownphotography.com/art_portraitsi/c2005_alex_brown_pi1.jpg)

Winner. Thread can be closed now!

I don't get it, but i want to.
I can has explication plix?


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 25, 2008, 03:20:04 AM
I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  :grin:

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Morat20 on July 25, 2008, 10:11:59 AM
I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  :grin:

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!
Who is it? My name/face memory is for shit, so I'm stuck with "She looks really familiar".


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stu on July 25, 2008, 01:51:24 PM
I really, badly want to see her naked.

I did notice her eyes before her headlights!

All I saw was the pizza and then I noticed it was reaching for her bazoombas. I'm really thirsty for milk alluva sudden.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 25, 2008, 02:48:05 PM
That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Morat20 on July 25, 2008, 03:00:24 PM
That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.
Share the wealth, man.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on July 25, 2008, 04:09:10 PM
I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  :grin:

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!
Who is it? My name/face memory is for shit, so I'm stuck with "She looks really familiar".

She kissed a girl and she liked it (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=8258.msg483477#msg483477).


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on July 25, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
That's her? I don't know the song, just the hubub around it, but suddenly my curiosity is piqued.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on July 26, 2008, 07:56:58 AM
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7592/katty210197223255e1d35efl5.jpg)


(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2681/katty20476715629536eba2nv2.jpg)



Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 26, 2008, 02:26:23 PM
That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.
Share the wealth, man.
No response back yet. Here's hoping.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 31, 2008, 10:13:22 AM
All I know is her music sucks but she is super fine. Too Hot For Porn fine.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rishathra on July 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM
But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on July 31, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 31, 2008, 01:09:11 PM
But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on July 31, 2008, 01:39:09 PM
All I know is her music sucks but she is super fine. Too Hot For Porn fine.

Yes.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Morat20 on July 31, 2008, 01:42:54 PM
I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.
The video for that song is hilariously bad. I don't think anyone involved had:

1) Ever met a lesbian or bisexual. EVER.
2) Knew what was attractive about women.
3) Had a fashion sense.

It's hard to fuck up "bi-curious half-naked chicks", but somehow they ended up with "hilarious" and not "hot". She didn't even look that great in it.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on July 31, 2008, 02:40:28 PM
I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.
The video for that song is hilariously bad. I don't think anyone involved had:

1) Ever met a lesbian or bisexual. EVER.
2) Knew what was attractive about women.
3) Had a fashion sense.

It's hard to fuck up "bi-curious half-naked chicks", but somehow they ended up with "hilarious" and not "hot". She didn't even look that great in it.

Dude, stop ruining the thread!

But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.

Yep.  It would ruin it somehow.  I could go for a good topless shot, however.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 31, 2008, 03:02:30 PM
Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  :grin:

No. They are for my teeth.



Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rishathra on July 31, 2008, 05:02:58 PM
But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.

Yep.  It would ruin it somehow.  I could go for a good topless shot, however.
That would be nice.  I agree that porn might ruin it somehow, but a part of me still wants it anyways.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 01, 2008, 08:49:00 AM
 
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She's just got big eyes and big tits.

Which I will unilaterally declare to be the most important criteria in hotness.  And even so, it's more than that.  She's so hot that she threatens to take over the Vader Pics thread.  Think about that for a minute.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 01, 2008, 08:52:33 AM
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/774/katyperryvz8.jpg)


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on August 01, 2008, 09:10:27 PM
I'm not sure how this suddenly became a mixed Vader/Katy Perry thread but here's a video just for schild:

http://www.mediafire.com/?qbgjyfbzhm0


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 01, 2008, 11:49:56 PM
I can't say I liked hearing her voice. It's funny how much better she sounds when the modulation kicked in.

Also, there was a blonde in the front row of the audience staring at the pianist/guitarist.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on August 01, 2008, 11:51:16 PM
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She's just got big eyes and big tits.

Which I will unilaterally declare to be the most important criteria in hotness.  And even so, it's more than that.  She's so hot that she threatens to take over the Vader Pics thread.  Think about that for a minute.

Unhh. Good point... well made... she even defeated the power of Vader-cake O_o


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stu on August 02, 2008, 12:26:55 AM
I can see it's useless to resist the power of her juggos.

Here's one you can cut out and put in your pocket.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/katyperry_wp_800_2.jpg)


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 08:00:55 AM
I just want to point out that the video Trippy linked to proves she isn't just tits and eyes. She's goddamn magnificent. It wouldn't be wrong to say she's like Zooey Deschanel 2.0. Better, hotter, leggier.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Viin on August 02, 2008, 09:27:11 AM
I was wondering why her name sounded familiar. I heard one of her songs on an XM channel a few months ago, and it's pretty funny:

(music vid verison) http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=30547979


Edit:  that cracks me up


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 09:35:46 AM
There are mario clouds in that video.


Title: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Reg on August 02, 2008, 10:14:12 AM
I don't suppose you'd consider merging this obnoxious little subconference into the main SWG one? It's driving me fucking crazy having to open it up to get the goddamned highlight turned off.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on August 02, 2008, 11:23:02 AM
She's not that hot. What is wrong with you people.

(Oh wait, I worked it out, you dont go to university like me.  :drillf:)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 11:24:51 AM
She's not that hot. What is wrong with you people.

(Oh wait, I worked it out, you dont go to university like me.  :drillf:)

I think we all went to universities, and she's hotter than all but 2 chicks I knew at university and those 2 were only hotter because I *knew* them.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 02, 2008, 11:26:06 AM
I can't say I liked hearing her voice. It's funny how much better she sounds when the modulation kicked in.

Sometimes I dispair that schild and I will agree on anything. I think she is cute and all that, but the best thing about that video was her singing voice. I hope she moves on to do some serious punk/metal because she's got the perfect voice for it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 02, 2008, 12:17:23 PM
Oh look, a brunette with tits.

Meh.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 12:19:39 PM
OH WOW AREN'T YOU JUST HIGH ON YOUR MOUNTAIN, LITTLE MONKEY.

WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE, ABOVE THE CLOUDS, WHERE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORGIES OF ANGELS AND BANANAS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. I DO NOT MEAN PENISES. I MEAN BANANAS. THE YELLOW FRUIT.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Seriously, this is about the total package, not her tits or uhhh her hair (has anyone even mentioned her hair?)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 02, 2008, 12:23:44 PM
Not yet, but I will.

What the fuck is that, a bad wig from the '60s?

Perhaps I'd find her more attractive in better clothes and with better hair.. but for now it's "Oh she's cute" not the fall-all-over-myself gorgeousness you lot seem to think she is.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on August 02, 2008, 12:32:41 PM
WTF happened to all the funny pics of Darth Vader? They were cool, I liked them.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 12:34:12 PM
Different thread. This is a split.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 02, 2008, 03:27:38 PM
OH WOW AREN'T YOU JUST HIGH ON YOUR MOUNTAIN, LITTLE MONKEY.

WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE, ABOVE THE CLOUDS, WHERE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORGIES OF ANGELS AND BANANAS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. I DO NOT MEAN PENISES. I MEAN BANANAS. THE YELLOW FRUIT.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Seriously, this is about the total package, not her tits or uhhh her hair (has anyone even mentioned her hair?)

She's cute, but that's about it. Were it not for the giant rack on her I'm not sure I'd notice her from the other gaggles of cute women roaming the streets.

Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 02, 2008, 03:29:38 PM
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Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber.

I wish.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on August 02, 2008, 05:16:04 PM
I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning.  Everything about it was awesome.  I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza.  It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember.  There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.

I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: caladein on August 02, 2008, 08:09:16 PM
I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning.  Everything about it was awesome.  I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza.  It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember.  There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.

I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...

The facial expression really makes it though.  None of the other pictures in the thread look anywhere near as, well, anything like the first one.

Schild, get cracking on that wallpaper!  You got a refund back from Flagship, I have faith in you.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on August 02, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
She's hot and all, but her music is ballz. Total shit. It's the kind of video you watch with the sound off and the pause button under your thumb.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on August 03, 2008, 04:36:11 AM
I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Seconded. In the others she looked like just another dimwitted femme you would see in the street everyday who would happily bore your ass off about makeup and handbags.

Its amazing how fast your libido shuts down when you think about living with that on a regular basis


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 03, 2008, 08:04:06 AM
Who says 4chan isn't useful (http://forum.skins.be/9-hq-celebrity-pictures/9640-katy-perry/).


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 03, 2008, 08:21:16 AM
I didn't find that a bit useful for anything.  Of course, I don't find this thread, or even this subject, interesting or useful. 

Just sayin'.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2008, 08:25:38 AM
Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

Do you chaps live in an Amish community or something ?  And, if so, Kudos on the Postcount.  A really achievement.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 03, 2008, 08:26:09 AM
She seems kind of meh to me, but as the saying goes, "your mileage may vary."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 03, 2008, 08:30:26 AM
I live in Amish country.  Really.  I do.  Horses poop everywhere and the buggies hold up traffic.  But the tomatoes and corn are incredible.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 03, 2008, 08:39:51 AM
I still think Zooey Deschanel is hotter.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2008, 08:47:44 AM
She was the one in Tin man ?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 03, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
She was the one in Tin man ?


I never saw Tin Man, but I think she's in it.  I always remember her from Almost Famous.

(http://bradungar.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/zooey-deschanel-10.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2008, 09:03:21 AM
Yeah, she doesn't do that much for me either.  I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on August 03, 2008, 09:11:21 AM
Zooey was most recently in The Happening, which nobody saw. People here may know her from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on August 03, 2008, 09:17:13 AM
She was also in Elf.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on August 03, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

He's too busy looking at the PSP/DS/whatever screen maybe?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 03, 2008, 09:44:14 AM
I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.

I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb.  I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 03, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
They aren't that bad

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207275/fullcredits#cast


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 03, 2008, 09:50:18 AM
Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago.  I'm not sure my mind could process anymore than that. 

Katy... nope, don't see it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 03, 2008, 09:54:35 AM
Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago. 

Was there any physical contact?   :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 03, 2008, 09:56:03 AM
My head brain would have exploded.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2008, 09:59:25 AM
I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.

I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb.  I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic.

(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/k/kimberly_williams/thumbnails/tn2_kimberly_williams_2.jpg)

Nope, not joking.  Note I said 'Prefer'.

This wee pop star lassie does fuck all for me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 03, 2008, 10:17:09 AM
High-rez is unfair to some.

http://image.skins.be/894602/katyperrybikinispuhq99wf1/



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 03, 2008, 10:17:48 AM
I was once intimidated by Joanna Lumley at baggage claim in Heathrow airport and one time I was nearly knocked over by a rushing Sterling Moss at Goodwood.  We even did the this way that way dance for a minute.  Lemme see.  I spilt a tray with cups of beer on Neil Young.  I don't know.  When ever I've unexpectedly met up with celebs it hasn't gone well.   :uhrr:  Almost everyone bothers me, too.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on August 03, 2008, 11:19:14 AM

(http://getkempt.com/photos/articles/scarlet_crop.jpg)

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z270/erikkocanierro/female%20celebs/nataliep/E-2_162-Natalie_Portman.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 03, 2008, 11:29:16 AM
Moar...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on August 03, 2008, 11:29:27 AM
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5482/14ze7zz2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 03, 2008, 12:05:24 PM
High-rez is unfair to some.

http://image.skins.be/894602/katyperrybikinispuhq99wf1/
It's unfair to MOST. Natalie and Scarlett suffer from the same problem when not covered in makeup. I'm trying to think of someone that isn't asian with absolutely porcelain skin and I can't. Maybe Charlize Theron. But I'm thinking not.

Ah, Shannon Sossamon has pretty much perfect skin. Or at least, almost so.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on August 04, 2008, 10:18:57 AM
I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.  I would be interested in hearing her rendition of a punk/alternative/heavier rock song though.

I'm going to hide after saying this, but none of the other women mentioned do much for me.  I don't find them anything more than average.  Not surprising though, since my tastes always seem to be a little different from you all's.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 10:30:16 AM
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I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.

That's pretty much exactly it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 04, 2008, 10:56:38 AM
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I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.

That's pretty much exactly it.

Yar.  And to be fair (other posters have mentioned similiar things), the original pic posted with the pizza and the dress and all that...somehow makes her out to appear hotter than she may actually be.  I'll be she hates it, too, but it's a one in a million photo.  I'm assuming it was candid, by the way, but maybe it wasn't.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 10:57:13 AM
I doubt it was candid, but if you look through that guy's site, he's one hell of a photographer.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on August 04, 2008, 11:13:01 AM
Not candid, definitely, however it might be a shot grabbed between shots as it were, in a studio session. Which is the sign of a photographer who's always "on", good stuff. I like a lot of his other stuff too, definitely a good moment-grabber photog :)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 04, 2008, 11:16:29 AM
The part where I assumed it was candid was based less on the quality of the photo, and more on my belief that females generally don't care to be photographed whilst stuffing greasy pizza down their cake holes.  Of course, that may not apply to hot bi-curious pop stars.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rishathra on August 04, 2008, 11:23:51 AM
The bulk of my fascination with her stems from that photo.  Without having seen that first, the other images posted here would normally rate little more than "Big eyes, big tits, not bad.  Nothing special."  But something about that still-hot-while-chewing-pizza-and-wearing-hideous-clothing look just elevates her to something more.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 04, 2008, 11:32:37 AM
Yes, that seems about right.  If she knew what was good for her, she'd use that for all her publicity stuff.  Publicity photos, magazine covers, CD covers, etc.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Jeff Kelly on August 04, 2008, 11:50:59 AM
Why is that girl important again? If she'd sung the same song but with different lyrics nobody would have noticed. Stupid publicity stunts.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 04, 2008, 12:11:15 PM
Aside from the naysaying in this thread, the rest could've been summed up with one word:

Schwing!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 04, 2008, 02:06:47 PM
Some day, when I'm so bored I can be bothered to bother, I'm going to post pics of all the hot boys that make all the hot girls you lot post get all hot and bothered.  I swear.  There will be thousands of man pictures.  THOUSANDS.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 04, 2008, 02:08:19 PM
Can't you just go over to that New Jersey thread and post them there?  The redder the better.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 04, 2008, 02:08:48 PM
Some day, when I'm so bored I can be bothered to bother, I'm going to post pics of all the hot boys that make all the hot girls you lot post get all hot and bothered.  I swear.  There will be thousands of man pictures.  THOUSANDS.

I dare you.

I double dawg dare you.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 04, 2008, 02:21:12 PM
I hate you guys.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 04, 2008, 02:25:44 PM
You can't hate me.  I get Katy Perry all hot and bothered.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on August 04, 2008, 02:28:38 PM
Now we just need a Lilly Allen/Kate Nash thread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 02:30:11 PM
If I had money, I would pay you to get over Lily Allen. She is GENERIC Almost Chubby #773.

I'd support Kate Nash. But really, should we be starting threads like this? That could go downhill fast, this one happened through cosmic event only.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 04, 2008, 02:31:16 PM
Somebody needs a hooker.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on August 04, 2008, 02:34:28 PM
pics of all the hot boys that make all the hot girls you lot post get all hot and bothered.
(http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123051/2133658/2142809/060626_MB_BuffettEX.jpg)
(http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/Bill_Gates_718639.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Salamok on August 04, 2008, 02:38:56 PM
Why restrict it to teh womenz, I'd do em for half!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 04, 2008, 02:45:35 PM
Now we just need a Lilly Allen/Kate Nash thread.

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00676/lilly-allen-glamour_676071c.jpg)


Her?

I see similarities.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 04, 2008, 02:47:05 PM
ugly.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 02:47:21 PM
Yea, they're both women. Other than that, Lily Allen is just Generic Chubby Girl #773. Entirely unexceptional.

Quote
ugly.

This.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 04, 2008, 02:52:50 PM
I quite like her looks. I haven't seen any more of her other than that image, but, i dig it.

Apparently, this is the same girl?

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7669/3fa29lillyallenmn8.jpg)

That, and the Katy perry chick kinda looks like the girl from torchwood.

Ookii: Don't hotlink, use imageshack!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 04, 2008, 02:57:19 PM
That's the same girl ?  Looks like a logo to me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 04, 2008, 02:57:55 PM
Bloodworth picked a particularly unflattering image. Not that I'm a wild fan of Lilly Allen, since this thread is the first I've heard of her. In any case, I'll take one night with Susan Sarandon before any of these teen twits. Give me a woman who knows her way around a bed any day.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
There are absolutely no similarities between Katy Perry and Lily Allen.

Also, jesus, stop posting pictures of Lily Allen. Go ugly up another thread. >_>

-
Engels: I don't think anyone here is talking about their qualities as women but merely their qualities as objects.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 04, 2008, 03:03:25 PM
There are absolutely no similarities between Katy Perry and Lily Allen.

Also, jesus, stop posting pictures of Lily Allen. Go ugly up another thread. >_>

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Engels: I don't think anyone here is talking about their qualities as women but merely their qualities as objects.

I think that's what he meant w/ the "around a bed".


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 03:05:20 PM
Nope! He took into consideration a learned quality. Not OBJECT(ive) enough.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 04, 2008, 06:00:54 PM
But that's the whole point, init. I don't wanna drive a car that's got sleek lines if its got a 1.8 engine under the hood. Give me a less flashy modle, even an older model, that can go around the track a few times without tipping over. This is from experience. I've dated a few gals that had my male friends green with envy, and I've dated a few gals that most guys wouldn't look at twice, and every single time, the latter was just so much more fun, in just about every concievable way.

I know, I know, I'm trying to inject some substance to this thread. shame on me.

Btw, schild, what do you find ugly about this Allen chick? She seems rather fetching to me. Not even remotely chubby either. In fact, I'd wager that in 15 years, it'll be your paramour Perry working on the flab at the gym rather than the Allen gal. Just a hunch.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 06:33:54 PM
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Btw, schild, what do you find ugly about this Allen chick? She seems rather fetching to me. Not even remotely chubby either. In fact, I'd wager that in 15 years, it'll be your paramour Perry working on the flab at the gym rather than the Allen gal. Just a hunch.

Why would I give a shit about 15 years from now? These women are meat to me. They're celebrities. I get older, they stay the same age. I think you're doing the 'women as objects' thing wrong still.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on August 04, 2008, 06:54:13 PM
I think we're due for a Celebrity pictures thread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 06:55:33 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com

done.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on August 04, 2008, 07:09:03 PM
Threads are better  :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 04, 2008, 08:14:43 PM
I think you're doing the 'women as objects' thing wrong still.

I don't think so. I think you're doing the 'women as objects' thing wrong. By your own admission, you'd probably prefer not to see your paramour in a porn flick. It would somehow ruin it for you. As such, you're staring into her soulful eyes and appreciating her beauty at a level that is not for the spankbank in any ordinary degrading sense, so you FAIL at mysogeny.

I on the other hand, am assessing these twits for potential trists in the sack, which certainly does allow for pornographic visualizations, and as such, am firmly entrenched in the objectification of utterly unknown women.

I just simply win here.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MisterNoisy on August 04, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
spankbank

This word is great.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 08:28:25 PM
I think you're doing the 'women as objects' thing wrong still.

I don't think so. I think you're doing the 'women as objects' thing wrong. By your own admission, you'd probably prefer not to see your paramour in a porn flick. It would somehow ruin it for you. As such, you're staring into her soulful eyes and appreciating her beauty at a level that is not for the spankbank in any ordinary degrading sense, so you FAIL at mysogeny.

I on the other hand, am assessing these twits for potential trists in the sack, which certainly does allow for pornographic visualizations, and as such, am firmly entrenched in the objectification of utterly unknown women.

I just simply win here.

You know, I had a really mean response about zombie fucking and vaginal reconstruction. But I take pleasure in knowing you've removed yourself from the market to chase after types like Susan Sarandon. Please, do more of that.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 04, 2008, 09:47:49 PM
I wish I could find naked pictures of Rob Zombie on the internet.  He never answers my email requests, either.  This is the best I can find.

(http://www.wibumbamusic.com/images/488911.jpg)

I love looking at Rob Zombie!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slayerik on August 05, 2008, 07:30:56 AM
Nice





Rack


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on August 05, 2008, 08:27:52 AM
She looks a bit like Audrey Tautou but not as pretty.

Not that I'd climb over her to get to one of you lot of course...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: kaid on August 05, 2008, 04:13:04 PM
I wish I could find naked pictures of Rob Zombie on the internet.  He never answers my email requests, either.  This is the best I can find.

(http://www.wibumbamusic.com/images/488911.jpg)

I love looking at Rob Zombie!

You just like the crazed evil pilgrim look admit it!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 15, 2008, 12:51:52 PM
I take back what I said earlier. She's so-so if that. Below is a picture of her with my friend who works at Capital Records.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/82469/kp.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 15, 2008, 12:57:54 PM
Real life can be cruel to some.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 15, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
Real life can be cruel to some.

Most, actually.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 15, 2008, 01:37:27 PM
I'd chalk that up to very poor quality photo.  Most hot girls are only that way because they have the right building blocks and clean up real good.  Judging the first pic, she has that potential.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 15, 2008, 02:08:14 PM
I'd chalk it up to her not being done up by 900 makeup artists prior to the picture being taken. I saw Fergie in a bar in Hollywood one time, and while her body was outstanding her face was borderline hideous. I think this is a case of real life, as Schild put it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 15, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out.  I'd fuck the SHIT out of her.  I mean that she'd not walk right for a week.  Maybe even cancel some show dates.  Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 15, 2008, 02:18:29 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy killer.

At no point did I say what I wouldn't engage in sexual activity with this woman. However, by becoming famous she's now subject to harsh criticism for tiny, insignificant things. Sort of like the gymnasts in the Olympics. They are doing amazing things, but the judges don't talk about that. They talk about the tiny trivial things that make them a 6.0 instead of a perfect 10.

If Katy Perry was my next door neighbor my jaw would probably drop every time I saw her.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 15, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
I'm sure more than my jaw would drop.  Even moreso since I don't have neighbors.  Also my wife is pissing me off.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 15, 2008, 02:58:42 PM
All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out.  I'd fuck the SHIT out of her.  I mean that she'd not walk right for a week.  Maybe even cancel some show dates.  Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.

uh


qft motherfuckers I have nothing to add but specifics.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 15, 2008, 03:53:54 PM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/O62296.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on August 15, 2008, 03:57:52 PM
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3013/hurrrrrrrrrruc2tx3.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 15, 2008, 05:18:17 PM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/O62296.jpg)

See, now that's a fucking hot woman.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 15, 2008, 05:21:37 PM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/O62296.jpg)

See, now that's a fucking hot woman girl.

 :hello_thar:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 15, 2008, 05:23:50 PM
Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 15, 2008, 06:09:55 PM
 :pedobear: She is over 18.  :pedobear:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on August 15, 2008, 06:26:25 PM
:pedobear: She is over 18.  :pedobear:
We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 15, 2008, 06:31:51 PM
:pedobear: She is over 18.  :pedobear:
We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture.


That makes it wrong right?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 15, 2008, 06:36:18 PM
  :hello_thar: Not in Canada and some parts of the States.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on August 16, 2008, 12:58:27 AM
(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4739/108411jw5.jpg)

Old school Kate Perry.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stu on August 16, 2008, 02:05:22 AM
She's looks better that way. She's always gonan be hot, but cheese 'n rice, I don't need that Bananarama jewelry averting my eyes from her milk supply.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on August 16, 2008, 02:12:12 AM
The pole-vaulting girl was a senior in high school when that picture was taken, but was presumably 18.  If not then, she certainly is now.  End of discussion.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nerf on August 16, 2008, 03:42:22 AM
She can vault my pole any day.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 16, 2008, 05:38:39 AM
Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   :why_so_serious:

Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents.

...

What ?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 16, 2008, 05:47:04 AM
Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   :why_so_serious:

Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents.

...

What ?


 :roffle:  I am so going to hell.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on August 17, 2008, 01:50:41 AM
This thread wins.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 17, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
I showed my wife this last Ironwood exchange.  Her response was, "You guys are all fucked in the head."

Good job!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on August 17, 2008, 10:56:08 AM
I reported you guys to the FBI.  Have fun.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 17, 2008, 12:25:28 PM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/funny-pictures-fbi-cat-installs-surv.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: WindupAtheist on August 17, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/O62296.jpg)

See, now that's a fucking hot woman girl.

 :hello_thar:

I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on August 18, 2008, 12:55:23 PM
I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.
Dammit!  I'm gay. :awesome_for_real:

Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 18, 2008, 12:58:15 PM
Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.

I agree.  That may also be because I'm in my 40's and most any woman in her 20's looks good to me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 18, 2008, 12:58:39 PM
Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on August 18, 2008, 01:00:52 PM
I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.
Dammit!  I'm gay. :awesome_for_real:

Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.

I think she looks nice in that photo. Too much flash and such of course, but still nice. Nothing you don't see every day, but nice still.

He mom is a minister or somesuch that hates gays the paper informed me today, and is worried about her soul, etc etc.

I'm still in my 20's Nebu, so you still have some ability to discern left.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 18, 2008, 01:02:49 PM
Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 

I was married to a swimsuit model.  I think I'm calibrated. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 18, 2008, 01:04:45 PM
You're different, Nebu.  You're a scientist.  Smart on that level is always sexy. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oz on August 18, 2008, 01:07:49 PM
Quote
Smart on that level is always sexy.

Yay!   Maybe that's why my wife married me?  Still can't figure it out after all these years.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 18, 2008, 01:08:57 PM
YOU can't figure it out or SHE can't figure it out?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 18, 2008, 01:19:18 PM
Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.

Basically, in my opinion, she looks like a clown.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 18, 2008, 03:25:10 PM
Pffssh.  Clown I'd like to bone, maybe.  Three ring circus of sweaty love making.

Between Katy Perry and the ultra-smokin-hot pole vault chick, this is F13's best current thread.  All we need is a bit of Scarlett Johannson, and we'd be golden.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: photek on August 18, 2008, 03:30:32 PM
Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 

I just have to quote this cause it is the truest statement I've read. Can't argue with this shit. It'd make it into my sig if I wasn't sorta anti-feministic, I gotta support my monkey brethren. (Before comments on anti-feminism, don't worry, it's nothing like that, its just the same for me like with religion. It ain't the religion, its the people).

EDIT: Who is the pole vault chick, she was  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 18, 2008, 03:33:26 PM
I showed my wife this last Ironwood exchange.  Her response was, "You guys are all fucked in the head."

Good job!


Hmmm.  Glad I could horrify your wife, I guess...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: sigil on August 18, 2008, 03:36:45 PM
Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 

I just have to quote this cause it is the truest statement I've read. Can't argue with this shit. It'd make it into my sig if I wasn't sorta anti-feministic, I gotta support my monkey brethren. (Before comments on anti-feminism, don't worry, it's nothing like that, its just the same for me like with religion. It ain't the religion, its the people).

EDIT: Who is the pole vault chick, she was  :why_so_serious:

Allison Stokke, who's now 18  :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 18, 2008, 03:43:12 PM
Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 

I just have to quote this cause it is the truest statement I've read. Can't argue with this shit.

Yeah, I never understood why guys on the intardweb do this.  I suppose it is meant to lead other people to believe that we are better than said celebrity, and therefore, better (smarter, richer, more attractive, whatever) people than we actually are.  It's all crazy, delusional lies.  I wonder if it isn't somehow also suppose to impress females in the community in some strange way.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 18, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Well, if you've known a few "pretty" celebs, you'll know that being "better" doesn't require much effort. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 18, 2008, 03:45:57 PM

EDIT: Who is the pole vault chick, she was  :why_so_serious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oz on August 18, 2008, 03:46:45 PM
Quote
YOU can't figure it out or SHE can't figure it out?

Me, I can't figure out why she married me.  I hope she knows why she married me.  At least one of us should!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Viin on August 18, 2008, 03:47:25 PM
Should we change this thread subject to "So. Hot chicks. Damn."?
Might be more interesting to branch out a little.

Me, I can't figure out why she married me.  I hope she knows why she married me.  At least one of us should!

I donno why my wife married me either, but I assume she knows. But I'm afraid to ask just in case she doesn't!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 18, 2008, 03:49:46 PM
Well, if you've known a few "pretty" celebs, you'll know that being "better" doesn't require much effort. 

I'm sure that's correct.  But that has little to do with fact that most of us would like to bury our bones in their backyards.

Edit: added a word.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 18, 2008, 03:53:35 PM
...and this is why I stopped going to the gym.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on August 18, 2008, 04:19:53 PM
In fairness I think the reason people get so ultracritical of celebrities they'd never stand a chance with on the itarweb is twofold. 1) You'll never stand a chance with them and thus there's no reason (on a psychological level) to cut them any slack, for any reason and 2) They're already being held to an impossibly high standard, thus having effectively been reduced to being some artistic artefact they become fair game for any criticism that can be justified.

Guys don't hate women (for the most part, there are some real winners out there though) guys also aren't stupid enough to think they're somehow above screwing Cameron Diaz if she offered it (I'm sure not in case she's reading this). The fact that I will also never meet any of the girls that get subjected to ubercriticism and the sheer amount of make-up/touch-up that they receive in official shoots means that there's a point at which they stop being human and start becoming paintings that lead lives outside the canvas. The fact that other people think they're amazing or emulatable for this only makes my criticism feel that much sweeter.

Of course I now conclude with stating that I don't delight in ripping women apart for not appearing their best (I still enjoy ripping them apart for being so photoshopped in their photos that they may as well have had some random stand in for them). My point could probable be just as well stated with "They make shitboats of money from idiots by selling their image. If I want to criticise their product then fuck them for being hurt." This characterisation of course ignores the dehumanising aspect of their profession (for both sides) but is probably infinitely more satisfying to say.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 18, 2008, 05:01:23 PM
I've met some celeb and super model women thingies.  Usually on the arms of some musician or sports guy.  The ones that are famous themselves mostly seem to be total smelly slobs until they hit around 40 or so.  Then they go mostly normal.  The hanger-ons have incredible tans and perfect toenails and have dumped the musician or athlete and married the guy in charge by the time THEY hit 40.  It might be strange but it happens a lot.  Also, since I'm not thin or gorgeous or anything that they are, we always get along fine.   I present no competition to anyone for anything.  Happily.   

Having said all that, women in those circles still seem to get dumped by musicians and athletes much more often.  There are a ton of very beautiful women around those sorts of circles.  I pretty much hate nearly everyone I ever met during my working life.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 18, 2008, 06:05:10 PM
I showed my wife this last Ironwood exchange.  Her response was, "You guys are all fucked in the head."

Good job!


Hmmm.  Glad I could horrify your wife, I guess...

After 12 years of dealing with me, you have no idea how much it takes to get her to react that way. It's an accomplishment.


EDIT: Who is the pole vault chick, she was  :why_so_serious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw)



Is she dippin' tobacco or is there some neurological reason the lower right (her left) portion of her lip refuses to move? It's a bit weird.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on August 18, 2008, 07:23:17 PM
If it's any comfort to you, Mersusk, your avatar annoys my GF.

"You're always reading the one with big boobs!"


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 18, 2008, 07:27:48 PM
Holy shit. Allison Stokke talks out of the side of her mouth.

Wow. She's like, at most, a 7 now.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 18, 2008, 07:34:29 PM
Maybe she's joined the Lollipop Guild. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 18, 2008, 07:40:30 PM
Holy shit. Allison Stokke talks out of the side of her mouth.

Wow. She's like, at most, a 7 now.

You're doing it wrong. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 18, 2008, 07:46:43 PM
Holy shit. Allison Stokke talks out of the side of her mouth.

Wow. She's like, at most, a 7 now.
You're doing it wrong. 
In most cases I'd agree, but I'm definitely not the one doing it wrong here. She made the mistake of allowing video where she spoke. She's an athlete. not an on-air personality.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on August 18, 2008, 07:59:44 PM
She made the mistake of allowing video where she spoke.

while hornball f13ers around the world clamor in protest, she refuses to acknowledge her blunder.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 18, 2008, 08:40:23 PM
Fellatio injury, she is better now.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on August 18, 2008, 11:12:24 PM
Holy shit. Allison Stokke talks out of the side of her mouth.

Wow. She's like, at most, a 7 now.

Rachel Ray talks like that too, and she's a fucking troll. You don't like when girls talk anyway, so what're you so notice-y about?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on August 19, 2008, 12:07:01 AM
Same with Drew Barrymore (a bit).

Still cute. Alison looks like my ex-boss.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 19, 2008, 12:42:39 AM
I'll take this time to say that the "Um's" were unbearable in that video.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2008, 05:54:19 AM
I didn't say she was unattractive you incredible douche bag.  :why_so_serious:  I was wondering why she talked like that, nothing more.  Outside of Dustin Hoffman as Mumbles in Dick Tracy I haven't seen anyone talk like that without a stroke.

If it's any comfort to you, Mersusk, your avatar annoys my GF.

"You're always reading the one with big boobs!"

I post less than some others... so it's either attracting her eye or your staring at it.   If it's the former.. congrats, encourage that!  If the latter; Well quit staring at it then.  :drill: 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 19, 2008, 05:56:19 AM
Stokke had a stroke ?

Between that and pole vaulting, she's all setup for sexual innuendo.

Though no doubt some douchebag will ruin it with 'I'd like my penis to go in her vagina.'

How pedestrian


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 19, 2008, 05:57:49 AM
Holy shit. Allison Stokke talks out of the side of her mouth.

Wow. She's like, at most, a 7 now.

Rachel Ray talks like that too, and she's a fucking troll. You don't like when girls talk anyway, so what're you so notice-y about?
Just because I don't like when they talk doesn't mean I don't pay attention. That might be part of the problem.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: DraconianOne on August 19, 2008, 09:38:51 AM
I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.

'Fraid I look at that photo and my back brain joins my forebrain in thinking "She does pole vault. Excellent." I'm always impressed by people who can do that and do it well.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on August 19, 2008, 10:20:42 AM
That post should be in green.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: DraconianOne on August 19, 2008, 11:08:35 AM
That post should be in green.

No, it shouldn't.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 19, 2008, 12:15:33 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 19, 2008, 12:18:44 PM
:beijing_gymnastics:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on August 19, 2008, 01:59:25 PM
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2636/katebeckinsalebikini212oj7.jpg)

We're just posting pics now?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 19, 2008, 02:29:24 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg)

The girl in the back feels left out.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 19, 2008, 03:41:19 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2636/katebeckinsalebikini212oj7.jpg

We're just posting pics now?
Not really, no. Just Hat. And he couldn't follow directions on a shampoo bottle.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 19, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2636/katebeckinsalebikini212oj7.jpg

We're just posting pics now?
Not really, no. Just Hat. And he couldn't follow directions on a shampoo bottle.

Which isn't to say that we don't also want the pictures.  Because we most certainly do. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 19, 2008, 03:50:58 PM
Holy shit, there ARE directions on a shampoo bottle.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 19, 2008, 06:38:15 PM
Holy shit, there ARE directions on a shampoo bottle.

"Lather, rinse, and repeat" isn't a suggestion. It's a lifestyle.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on August 19, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
I never understood the repeat part.  How dirty is your hair if you need to shampoo it twice?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
If you're dumb enough to need to read the directions, you're dumb enough to not get that shampooing twice means they'll sell you 2x as much shampoo in any given timeframe.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on August 19, 2008, 08:16:11 PM
I never understood the repeat part.  How dirty is your hair if you need to shampoo it twice?

Depends on the hair. Sometimes it's length, sometimes it's....consistency. My hair gets oily fairly quickly; it's visibly noticeable when I get around the 20 hour mark.

But I keep my hair fairly short, so the extra shampoo is negligible.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on August 19, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
I never understood the repeat part.  How dirty is your hair if you need to shampoo it twice?

Depends on the hair. Sometimes it's length, sometimes it's....consistency. My hair gets oily fairly quickly; it's visibly noticeable when I get around the 20 hour mark.

But I keep my hair fairly short, so the extra shampoo is negligible.
The repeat instruction is a blatant lie on the part of the evil shampoo companies to make you use up their product twice as fast!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on August 19, 2008, 08:52:22 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg)

The girl in the back feels left out.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i203/syd888/08-19-2008_12-14-12.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 19, 2008, 11:14:45 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg)

The girl in the back feels left out.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i203/syd888/08-19-2008_12-14-12.jpg)

Isn't that considered sexual harassment?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on August 19, 2008, 11:18:50 PM
This isn't the Awesome Picture Thread, you know.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 20, 2008, 12:49:24 AM
I wonder if she's a proctologist when she's not wrestlong.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 20, 2008, 10:57:56 AM
"Looks like you are about a quart low."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on August 20, 2008, 11:44:38 AM
I wonder if she's a proctologist when she's not wrestlong.
SHE ???
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 20, 2008, 02:05:34 PM
I know I'm going straight to hell, but that wrestling pic reminded me of a certain "6-pack" joke.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on August 20, 2008, 02:37:07 PM
You can't say something like that and then not give us the joke. Let's have it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on August 20, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
I never understood the repeat part.  How dirty is your hair if you need to shampoo it twice?

Depends on the hair. Sometimes it's length, sometimes it's....consistency. My hair gets oily fairly quickly; it's visibly noticeable when I get around the 20 hour mark.

But I keep my hair fairly short, so the extra shampoo is negligible.

My hair is just above shoulder length, and I often repeat if I've been out at the lake without a shower. Also, oily hair is bad.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 20, 2008, 05:41:17 PM
You can't say something like that and then not give us the joke. Let's have it.

Why do women have two holes that are so close together?

So you can pick them up and carry them like a 6-pack.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 21, 2008, 02:44:47 AM
Again, it's something that you can certainly try, but reality is not as simple as that.

There's a lot of thrashing and screaming and then blood.

Oh, the Blood.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on August 21, 2008, 04:12:14 AM
I for one am glad that there's a voice of wisdom and experience on this forum.

I am also glad he's at least a hundred miles away from me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 22, 2008, 02:24:16 PM
Bump. Katy Perry is still super hot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rishathra on August 22, 2008, 03:10:48 PM
Less talking about Katy Perry hotness.  More examples.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on August 22, 2008, 03:20:42 PM

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa263/marythayer/KatyPerryUrSoGayVinylCover.jpg)

 :hello_thar:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 22, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
What the hell font is that?  /LoveBoat ?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Murgos on August 22, 2008, 08:39:41 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg)

The girl in the back feels left out.

I'm feeling left out as well.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on August 26, 2008, 02:58:22 AM
No one has made the "I'd let her vault onto my pole" joke. I'm disappointed.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 26, 2008, 08:05:23 AM
I don't want her to vault onto my pole, I want to hurl my javelin into her beaver.  Totally different mechanics.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 26, 2008, 09:48:29 AM
The jokes are almost painfully not funny or clever.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 26, 2008, 10:19:42 AM
Jokes?

Try the veal!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 27, 2008, 10:38:53 AM
Are you on a corn based diet or something??   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on August 28, 2008, 03:37:22 AM
The jokes are almost painfully not funny or clever.

That's what makes them FUNNAH!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on August 28, 2008, 09:33:17 AM
What makes them funny?  The pain?  Well, maybe.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 28, 2008, 10:35:23 AM
I am indeed on a corn-based diet.  Also peanuts.  Please look past the shit and you will find lots of awesome.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on August 28, 2008, 10:49:29 AM
I don't get why all the women around here get extra cranky in all the threads where we are innocently objectifying women and admiring their physical loveliness  :oh_i_see:

Back on topic, then.  Apparently, Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" song was actually inspired by her desire to do some tongue fencing with none other than Scarlett Johansson.  And who could blame her, really.

Quote
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/katy-perry-scarlett-johansson-inspired-i-kissed-a-girl


Edit:  because spelling is hard.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 28, 2008, 10:51:17 AM
Quote
Tell Us: Do you think Scarlett's all that?

Us Magazine. Awesome.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on August 28, 2008, 11:19:27 AM
Pix or it didn't happen.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on August 28, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  She's telling us that she wrote that song?  I don't buy that for a second.  Her entire act was created by record label marketing people, period.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Viin on August 28, 2008, 05:13:49 PM
(http://www.drownedmadonna.com/public/katy_perry02.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on August 28, 2008, 09:29:47 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  She's telling us that she wrote that song?  I don't buy that for a second.  Her entire act was created by record label marketing people, period.

Yet you buy the fact that she's also somehow different to any decent looking girl going about? It's all a suspension of disbelief. If you go in for this sort of shit, you don't get to pick and choose.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on August 28, 2008, 09:41:24 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  She's telling us that she wrote that song?  I don't buy that for a second.  Her entire act was created by record label marketing people, period.
She is in fact a songwriter too. E.g. on her Christian pop/rock album she released as a teenager she either co-wrote or wrote by herself all the tracks on the album.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 28, 2008, 10:22:03 PM

Katy Perry getting her boobs plastered. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U) 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: squirrel on August 29, 2008, 12:50:29 AM


Katy Perry getting her boobs plastered. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U&eurl=http://www.egotastic.com/video?yt=vKQE1A5xs4U&w=600&h=500&info=Katy%20Perry%20Breasts%20Plastering%20V) 

Fun. Capital F. *F*un. For a good cause too. 32D. Good stuff.

HINT: Those of you taking her seriously - you're doing it wrong. Love -- us.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 29, 2008, 01:24:21 AM
That might be the best thing on Youtube.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on August 29, 2008, 11:02:57 AM
So many things I could say that I don't even know where to begin.

Bless you Evildrider.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 29, 2008, 12:17:07 PM
Fuck that low quality shit:
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=264993


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on August 29, 2008, 01:18:49 PM
Between her and Jessica Simpson, big-titted Christian rockers are sure losing their important teammates.

..okay that was really forced. someone else make a joke about gospel singers who have big boobs and become pop stars to the chagrin of their dads.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 29, 2008, 01:39:18 PM
Is that link SFW? I want to clicks it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oz on August 29, 2008, 01:42:11 PM
its not bad (as in it should be safe). 

at first i was like so what this is boring...then she started plastering directly and i went "ooh?  the plaster hasn't hardened yet...mmmmm plaster"


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 29, 2008, 01:58:10 PM
Is that link SFW? I want to clicks it.

You can argue that it's about cancer awareness. So go for it. Tell them that you Keep A-Breast on all cancer related issues. It's a hobby. Tell them you'd be watching it if it was a guy. And then you'll have made a terrible pun and make them feel like sexually harassing assholes.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 29, 2008, 03:39:07 PM
Totally fucking worth it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on August 29, 2008, 03:46:43 PM
Reminds me of a great Seinfeld line: "They're real and they're spec-tacular."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 29, 2008, 03:50:01 PM
Reminds me of a great Seinfeld line: "They're real and they're spec-tacular."

Hey, I used that just recently (http://www.giantrealm.com/film-tv/the-colbert-bump-is-real-and-its-spectacular) on a filler article.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on August 29, 2008, 04:28:38 PM
I suspect she's listed as a cowriter on many of these songs in the same way that Avril Lavigne was when she convinced her songwriters to change the line "take off all your stupid clothes" to "take off all your preppy clothes."  At the very most, she may have worked on the lyrics but the song itself speaks to being put together by a very highly-paid producer who specializes in things like this.  And no, I don't differentiate her from other girls doing the same thing.  This is like Willa Ford, she's hot and sings about doing naughty stuff.  It ought to pass quickly.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on August 29, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
Wrong thread mate.

This has been about 'em titties from post one.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on August 29, 2008, 04:42:25 PM
My bad.

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6119/katyperryphotobyscottnakq8.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on August 29, 2008, 04:45:44 PM
Holy fucking photoshop batman.

ps. we need a batman emoticon.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on September 14, 2008, 01:29:51 PM
Um... k... interesting outfit.  Need pictures of her without outfits on.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/20080912-katy-3.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on September 14, 2008, 01:31:38 PM
she's so gay.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stu on November 01, 2008, 01:01:42 AM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/katyperryplaid.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on November 01, 2008, 11:29:06 AM
Hi thar.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on November 01, 2008, 12:46:59 PM
(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4812/293perrykaty102908gy2.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on November 01, 2008, 11:46:20 PM
I thought about mentioning the Freddie Mercury outfit but I realized that it wasn't the least bit sexy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Murgos on November 06, 2008, 08:35:46 AM
I thought about mentioning the Freddie Mercury outfit but I realized that it wasn't the least bit sexy.

It's funny though.  Shows a rather good sense of humor and some personality.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on November 06, 2008, 09:54:07 AM
Freddie Mercury is her idol.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on November 08, 2008, 10:22:35 AM
Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

Do you chaps live in an Amish community or something ?  And, if so, Kudos on the Postcount.  A really achievement.

Late to the party, but what he said.

 :headscratch:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on November 10, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
Here is something to go all freudian about:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/06/article-0-02628581000005DC-239_468x401.jpg)

lolbama:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/07/article-1083681-02628DAF000005DC-752_224x635_popup.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on November 10, 2008, 08:06:15 PM
I'M SO CONFUSED!  :uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on November 11, 2008, 06:37:37 AM
Safe for Schild, not safe for work:




Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on November 11, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
hi thar


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 06, 2009, 01:48:45 AM
Speaking of Freddie Mercury wannabes, is there any band that sounds exactly like Death on Two Legs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zmv1IFCOA) all the time? Because if they did, they'd be the most awesome band in the world (awesome in the sense that even Sky would approve of the word awesome there). Queen could be badass, but sometimes Freddie indulged too much in lame ragtime piano shit (like Paul McCartney) or played around with Disco more than I care for.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on January 06, 2009, 06:29:29 AM
Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

Do you chaps live in an Amish community or something ?  And, if so, Kudos on the Postcount.  A really achievement.

Indeed.

That said, page me when her career flags, the reality TV show struggles, and the home made porn starts to appear.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ashrik on January 15, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
I'm not sure I see it. It's like she has some perfect combination of a toddler's face, giant tits, and old-timey charm that just really sets off this evolutionary switch inside of you guys.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on January 15, 2009, 07:27:58 AM
giant tits


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on January 15, 2009, 04:41:00 PM
I still think its her eyes.  Though the other bits are nice, too.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 15, 2009, 04:46:13 PM
Quote
I still think its her eyes. 

For me, it is. It's definitely not her fashion sense, that's for sure.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on January 15, 2009, 05:07:35 PM
She has a retro look, a retro figure, and a very immature sex appeal. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on January 15, 2009, 05:09:34 PM
You've hit all 3 dead on there, Nebu.   I think it's the immature sex appeal that turns me off, because she's pretty attractive otherwise.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 15, 2009, 05:10:59 PM
She has a retro look, a retro figure, and a very immature sex appeal. 

And the eyes.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 15, 2009, 06:28:08 PM
Thanks for necroing this thread without pictures.  Jerks.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on January 15, 2009, 06:56:55 PM
Thanks for necroing this thread without pictures.  Jerks.
Do they make pictures which can act as a mirror?  You don't need to be looking at women when you've a whisper-thin mustache to preen.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on January 16, 2009, 08:42:45 AM
I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Big Gulp on January 16, 2009, 12:21:32 PM
I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.

Whenever I have a full beard and finally decide that it's time to shave I first configure my facial hair to resemble Chester A. Arthur.  I'll keep it like that for a few hours in the safety of my home.  Some day I'll finally get up the courage to go out in public like that.

(http://mauialmanac.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/chester_arthur_3x4.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on January 16, 2009, 12:26:38 PM
I keep threatening my fiancee, saying I'll trim my mustache down to a John Waters pencil.

Whenever I have a full beard and finally decide that it's time to shave I first configure my facial hair to resemble Chester A. Arthur.  I'll keep it like that for a few hours in the safety of my home.  Some day I'll finally get up the courage to go out in public like that.

(http://mauialmanac.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/chester_arthur_3x4.jpg)

Biggest laugh of the day, thanks for that.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cadaverine on January 16, 2009, 01:07:17 PM
I've gone with the Lemmy look for a while before.   It did not, however, confer any of his awesomeness.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Big Gulp on January 16, 2009, 01:16:52 PM
I've gone with the Lemmy look for a while before.   It did not, however, confer any of his awesomeness.

You lack the moles to pull it off, I'm thinking.

And do you even have a torn up jean vest?  Fucking amateurs.   :roll:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on January 16, 2009, 01:27:04 PM
I do not think you are jowly enough for the Arthur, but I'm not some sort of hair genius.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on January 16, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
Being a lazy ass that works at home, I often let my facial hair grow for a few weeks until it becomes uncomfortable and then shave it off. I do the same sort of thing to amuse myself. I do have hair as long as a younger Lemmy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZ_Lg21b14) (natural colour, not dyed black). Even if I had my torn up jean vest and biker jacket that's still at my parents' house, I couldn't pull off his level of awesome cool though. And my bass is an Ibanez, not a Rick.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 16, 2009, 02:10:25 PM
Seriously.  Fuck you people and your not posting pics in a picture thread.  Suck on my pencil-thin mustache.

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6673/katyperrytu3.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MrHat on January 16, 2009, 02:12:57 PM
She's so beautiful.


She could be a waitress.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on January 16, 2009, 02:18:06 PM
But she'd probably have to keep her normal job.

Scratch that. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalk-board.

She should be an airline hostess in the 60s instead.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on January 17, 2009, 02:10:20 AM
She's so beautiful.


She could be a waitress.

Or a part-time model.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 02:14:48 AM
That's enough of that, tards.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on January 17, 2009, 02:17:52 AM
Wooosh!

I'd definitely have some business time with her. I'd leave my socks on though.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 02:19:35 AM
Nothing went over my head, I'm not denning it no matter how you slice it though, lyrics or no lyrics. Suckit.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on January 17, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
She'd be sexier with a kebab.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2009, 04:58:15 AM
Boom.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on January 17, 2009, 03:49:49 PM
Like a rocket taking off to the moon.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Just to add my smug opinion, I don't think she's all that hot. Never really went for her type of brunette (other names being mentioned here -- like Zooey Deschanel.. never went for them either). Hot brunettes are in the Italian variety/sometimes Asian. Otherwise, give me blondes with brown eyes. :-)


I feel like I'm being too serious... but I am, in fact, just bored.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on January 17, 2009, 09:00:06 PM
(http://students.ou.edu/I/Clint.D.Ingram-1/puppy-nose.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 09:13:25 PM
Hey, I'd adopt that cutie.

But not over her:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/sc19.jpg)


Brown eyed blondes are actually far too rare (most of them are bottled).


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 09:14:23 PM
Unfair usage of an overly hot blonde.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 09:44:11 PM
The only way a blonde with brown eyes CAN'T beat Katy Perry is if I posted Chris Matthews.

Is that what you want?

(http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/matthews.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 09:57:45 PM
k, need to wash that out..


Hey look, the dog and the girl together. Sweet.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/sc48.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/sc21.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/sc22.jpg)


Random Russian actress without tits. Still hot.



This basically comes down to a childhood crush on Vanna White. It can't be shaken.

(http://www.vegasretro.com/glamour/photos/vanna_white_1_r.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 10:11:29 PM
There's another thread for this, numbnuts.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2009, 10:19:00 PM
Remember when the T&A thread and the Katy Perry thread were separate?  Stop fucking around and get serious, Stray.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 10:22:29 PM
If you wanted to get serious, you'd rename it the Sarah Carter thread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 10:30:27 PM
Not enough hi-res of her. She's not famous enough. But she is frighteningly hot. If you haven't seen it, track down the series Black Belt.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 10:33:13 PM
Yeah, that sucks about her popularity.


Anyways, yes, superhot. Don't mean to piss on the Katy Perry parade though.  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 10:50:52 PM
I meant Black Sash.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stray on January 17, 2009, 11:19:43 PM
Ah, I see it had Russell Wong in it too. Sounds cool.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 17, 2009, 11:55:00 PM
It's crap, but she's super hot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on January 18, 2009, 01:21:56 PM
The only problem is when Sarah talks.

But let's talk about Kate Perry since this is her thread.  The only problem with Kate is when she sings.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on January 18, 2009, 05:51:59 PM
Yesterday she was at a nothing award ceremony in France and they announced her as the winner of Best International Song while they played the winning song - Disturbia by Rihanna. Katy went up on stage and accepted the award. And then had to give it back so they could give it to Rihanna. Awesome.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on January 19, 2009, 04:41:11 AM
Unfair usage of an overly hot blonde.

That takes me back to my first conviction...

:rimshot:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 19, 2009, 07:35:44 AM
 :cthulu:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on January 19, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
Endie is a hot blond.  True story.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on January 20, 2009, 05:35:26 AM
Endie is a hot blond.  True story.

This month I'm whatever the masculine form of a brunette is, but it was nice of you to say so.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on January 20, 2009, 05:46:24 AM
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4087/davidhasselhoffbaywatchdt2.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: rattran on January 20, 2009, 12:51:01 PM
I find Zooey to be hot in the same way Katy is.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/rattra/zooey-deschanel.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Big Gulp on January 20, 2009, 01:09:51 PM
I find Zooey to be hot in the same way Katy is.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/rattra/zooey-deschanel.jpg)

Wow!  I really never knew she had that kind of a rack.  Her career needs to tank, quick-like so she can get stuck on the Playboy/Cinemax late night circuit.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on January 20, 2009, 01:10:58 PM
Quote
Playboy/Cinemax late night circuit.

Doesn't really exist like it did in the 80s/90s anymore. :(


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on January 20, 2009, 01:20:56 PM
Zooey's a whole new level of hawt... so far beyond Perry. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on January 27, 2009, 03:22:52 AM
I've gone with the Lemmy look for a while before.   It did not, however, confer any of his awesomeness.

That's where I also go after removing the full beard. Though I've had the full one for about 8 months now. I'm wanting to get it to the point of plaitivity.

As for Katy Perry, and that Zooey chick for that matter... neither of them do it for me in any way. I'm just completely unattracted to both of them. If I knew someone who looked like that in real life and got to know them and they were nice and liked them and all that, they'd no doubt become attractive, but as pictures on the internet/TV/etc they do nothing at all whatsoever for me.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on January 27, 2009, 08:56:48 AM
Zooey's a whole new level of hawt... so far beyond Perry. 
I've had a thing for her since Elf. Baby, it's cold outside.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Surlyboi on January 27, 2009, 11:16:09 AM
She sang the shit out of that song.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: photek on January 27, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
And she shat all over her performance on the Happening. So Katy Perry wins  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tarami on January 27, 2009, 11:57:36 AM
And she shat all over her performance on the Happening. So Katy Perry wins  :awesome_for_real:
Well, considering the script and the director's illusions of grandeur, who can blame her?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Big Gulp on January 27, 2009, 12:05:28 PM
And she shat all over her performance on the Happening. So Katy Perry wins  :awesome_for_real:
Well, considering the script and the director's illusions of grandeur, who can blame her?

I've never seen the law of diminishing returns so clearly displayed as with Shamalamadingdong.  How is it even possible that the same guy whose freshman effort was The Sixth Sense can 10 years later put out The Happening?  I know that some directors lose their stuff a little bit as they get older (Spielberg, Scorsese) but I've never seen anything this dramatic from someone who is still relatively young.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on February 06, 2009, 09:22:58 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/06/article-0-03521433000005DC-839_468x405.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/06/article-0-03521437000005DC-992_468x314.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on February 06, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
She kissed a chimp and she liked it, eh?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 06, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Looks like that chimp is about to get to second base.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: taleril on February 12, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2465/0208katyperrypregrammysra0.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: photek on February 12, 2009, 07:32:47 AM
That rack is perfect.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on February 12, 2009, 09:02:07 AM
I'm going to miss her when the 15 minutes are up. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on February 12, 2009, 09:07:22 AM
That rack is perfect.
+1

She looks simply stunning in that picture. Perfectly classy and stunning.  :heart:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on February 12, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: rattran on February 12, 2009, 09:39:53 AM
That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on February 12, 2009, 10:49:43 AM
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slayerik on February 12, 2009, 01:36:06 PM
Jesus, stfu about the fabrics and enjoy. :)

Fags


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2009, 03:19:43 PM
That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.

:uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Fraeg on February 12, 2009, 03:30:50 PM
each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that...  :thumbs_up:

I simply can't understand the fuss.  Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song.  And her looks are average at best.  When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way.  I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out.  Me, I am standing by Shakira :)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on February 12, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
Quote
I Also Fingered a Girl in a Kiddie Pool of Wesson Oil
Katy Perry
In another collection of songs written for her by the editors of MAXIM Magazine, Katy Perry tries to stretch five minutes of titillation into a careers-worth of relevancy.

Patton Oswalt's Top 5 for 2009 (http://pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?page=spew&id=96), under Albums.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on February 12, 2009, 06:20:50 PM
Looks like that chimp is about to get to second base.

This chimp approves.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on February 14, 2009, 04:26:29 PM
That's the style of dress. It gives the appearence of nearly strapless that way, but still gives support and a place to anchor the crystals. I used to date a girl who designed wedding dresses that way.
And Im pretty sure its the same material they make pantyhose out of, not plastic.

:uhrr:

I was responding to.....

Hah hah, anyone notice that she has to wear a transparent plastic sheath to avoid spillage? She borders on the too big for me.

so  :uhrr: back at you.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on February 14, 2009, 09:53:41 PM
Pantyhose are made from nylon. Nylon is a plastic.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 16, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
Two :uhrr: don't make a :drill:.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on February 16, 2009, 11:59:02 PM
Everytime I enter this thread I expect to find a new picture of Katy.  I'm sadly disappointed at this banter.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on February 17, 2009, 05:54:24 AM
Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed.

(http://apnastory.com/Personal/11-11-08/Katy%20Perry-1.jpg)

Shitty quality, but it's the best I can do for now.  I expect results for my continued lurking of this thread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 17, 2009, 08:16:12 AM
each to there own, as many opinions as there are people, different strokes for different folks, and all that...  :thumbs_up:

I simply can't understand the fuss.  Her big hit is a cover of a mediocre 90's song.  And her looks are average at best.  When this thread started I took the time to youtube several of her videos, live performance, and I still feel the same way.  I don't get it... but hey if pale and gangly is your thing, by all means knock yourselves out.  Me, I am standing by Shakira :)

It was the first image in this thread, those doe like eyes, mountainous globes, and holding of pizza sent nerd hormone waves through the roof. Had she also had (all) 3 consoles and a PC with Diablo on it behind her...I'm not sure how many of would have survived the cascading explosions..


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: squirrel on February 17, 2009, 11:24:00 AM
Like Ookii before me, I'm pretty fucking disappointed.

(http://apnastory.com/Personal/11-11-08/Katy%20Perry-1.jpg)

Shitty quality, but it's the best I can do for now.  I expect results for my continued lurking of this thread.

I for one am ok with the quality. I wish had something to contribute that was equally 'shitty'. :P


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on March 12, 2009, 05:28:59 AM
Ok, so not bad looking here.  Almost like Zooey Deschanel...

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/katy-perry-cleavage-esquire-01.jpg)

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/katy-perry-cleavage-esquire-02.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Riggswolfe on March 12, 2009, 08:20:04 AM
So, in light of recent events, when I look at the chimp picture all I can think is "He's going to eat your face! Run!"

Sorry, I've got nothing else to contribute.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 12, 2009, 08:51:13 AM
I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans up shockingly well.  Those last two pics are  :heart:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on March 12, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
Excellent.  The 'arty' sussie shots.  Her 15 mins must be almost up.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 12, 2009, 09:15:01 AM
Hopefully not before the Playboy spread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on March 12, 2009, 11:24:56 AM
Excellent.  The 'arty' sussie shots.  Her 15 mins must be almost up.

It's Esquire.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on March 13, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6937/82711kp1.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on March 14, 2009, 09:58:32 AM
Nicely done, sir.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on March 14, 2009, 10:34:12 AM
Needs scissors.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on March 14, 2009, 01:46:33 PM
It's... mesmerizing.

Wish I could pull off a shirt like that.  (That's totally going to be construed the wrong way [and I recognized it before posting for once] so this is my disclaimer.)  The way all the lines work is fascinating.  (Yes, it has other nice qualities, too. :-P)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on March 14, 2009, 04:48:00 PM
Wish I could pull off a shirt like that. 

 :uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on March 20, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
I think the thing about her (beside her eyes, which are mesmerizing) is that she cleans 'Shops up shockingly well.  Those last two pics are  :heart:

fify


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hindenburg on March 20, 2009, 04:06:24 PM
Oh envy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 20, 2009, 04:14:26 PM
I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about.  Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on March 20, 2009, 06:47:22 PM
I realize those photos have been touched up, but that isn't what I'm talking about.  Some people just have the right raw materials to begin with, is all.

Um, you can't throw a storecard into Miss Selfridge without risking hitting half a dozen girls who look like that.  She's just an ordinary, pretty-ish girl who wouldn't particularly stand out in a club (unless she wore that t-shirt).

I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on March 20, 2009, 07:07:29 PM
I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

Complete and utter bullshit. I've met a total of two-women in my life with eyes like hers, TWO, if you discount girls I haven't met, namely Zooey Deschanel. So that's a total of 3.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on March 20, 2009, 08:48:12 PM
Maybe your sample is unrepresentative? What is it about her eyes that you feel marks her out as almost unique? This is not a troll, by the way, I'm just intrigued as to what you see as so special about her when I see her as just a pretty girl.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hindenburg on March 20, 2009, 08:50:39 PM
Didn't you two already have a variant of that discussion?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on March 20, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

If Katy is "normal looking" to you, I want to live where you live. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on March 20, 2009, 11:41:58 PM
She's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary body.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 21, 2009, 07:48:28 AM
No, Schild is right.  It has something to do with the eyes, and no, I cannot explain it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on March 21, 2009, 09:34:59 AM
I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

Complete and utter bullshit. I've met a total of two-women in my life with eyes like hers, TWO, if you discount girls I haven't met, namely Zooey Deschanel. So that's a total of 3.

Oh lol.

Yeah, the last 10 pages have been about eyes.

 :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rishathra on March 21, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
Well, the eyes are what elevates her.  If it were just about the boobs, she might have gotten a photo in the T&A thread, but that's it.  The eyes gave her ten pages.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 21, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
She's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary body.

I agree from the waist up, below is really subpar, she has huge treetrunks for legs.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on March 21, 2009, 05:49:22 PM
I won't say she is unattractive, just that the whole 'doe-eyed' thing never really did that much for me so I don't have this OMG SHE IZ SO HAWT thought running through my brain.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on March 21, 2009, 05:50:38 PM
I really wish I could find an image from the SNL skit called "Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!".


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on March 22, 2009, 10:34:05 PM
I agree from the waist up, below is really subpar, she has huge treetrunks for legs.
Her legs look fine to me.  Any thinner and she'd have the Mary-Kate Olsen thing going on.  :|


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: UnSub on March 27, 2009, 09:52:04 AM
I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv

If Katy is "normal looking" to you, I want to live where you live. 

I wouldn't say she's "normal", rather she's pretty but not exceptional.

I've met numerous girls who are better looking, a number who went out with a friend of mine who inevitably would dump them for becoming "boring".

As for where I live: Perth, Australia. A port town, lots of exotic looking women as various genes merge. Not everyone is a stunner and we've got plenty of slappers, but the good exceeds the not.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on March 27, 2009, 10:03:52 AM
How very interesting and absolutely useless to us without pics.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: UnSub on March 27, 2009, 10:32:00 AM
How very interesting and absolutely useless to us without pics.

Indeed. :grin:

But believe me, or be stabbed by Ms Perry!

(http://media.prefixmag.com/site_media/uploads/images/artists/k/katy-perry/500x333_katy-perry-2.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on March 27, 2009, 10:34:15 AM
Bah, her face is by far the least interesting part of her body.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on March 29, 2009, 03:04:54 PM
Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on March 29, 2009, 03:10:38 PM
Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo)

A reminder that, once heard, some things cannot be unheard.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 29, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo)

 :drill: :drill: :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Baldrake on March 29, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
It is in fact more listenable than the original.

(Not that that takes much.)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on March 30, 2009, 10:57:41 AM
That was brilliant and much better than the original indeed.  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on March 30, 2009, 05:19:47 PM
Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo)

Gsfm demands a mp3


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on March 30, 2009, 05:26:42 PM
Gsfm

Scientifically speaking, listening to that shit too much will make you stupider than Sam Handwich.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on March 30, 2009, 05:38:05 PM
That was brilliant and much better than the original indeed.  :grin:

I wholly concur.

I also have to say that I like Sam, who is less dumb than he makes out ("Heeeeeyy guuuuys.")


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on March 30, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
Oh you Polish people, making with the unintentionally funny stuff.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on March 30, 2009, 08:10:10 PM
("Heeeeeyy guuuuys.")

"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandwich!"


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on March 31, 2009, 10:48:00 AM
Never ever Google Sam Handwich or Pickle Surprise. Holy fuck.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 31, 2009, 10:54:16 AM
Less talking, more pics.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on March 31, 2009, 01:04:47 PM
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6712/whatiskatyperrydoing140.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on March 31, 2009, 01:07:22 PM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on March 31, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
That's my kind of woman. Honestly!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on March 31, 2009, 01:19:20 PM
That's my kind of woman. Honestly!

One that doesn't mind hiking up her skirt?   :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on March 31, 2009, 02:14:30 PM
That's my kind of woman. Honestly!

One that doesn't mind hiking up her skirt?   :grin:

That's basically what I was thinking.  Also: "You're gonna have to turn around so I can't see those smileyfaces."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on March 31, 2009, 05:53:05 PM
I have something in common with Katy in that picture: I, too, am licking my lips.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tazelbain on March 31, 2009, 07:38:16 PM
She put the mic between her legs like it's her dick and you guys are getting turned on be it!  Another journey of self-exploration by the f13 crew.   :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on March 31, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
Funny, I thought she was dancing a jig.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on March 31, 2009, 07:41:06 PM
That picture, along with others, tells me she likes to have fun with her body and doesn't mind making a show out of it.  I'd like to partake in that.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tarami on April 01, 2009, 01:54:40 AM
Meanwhile, in another country... a man is watching his computer screen. It is displaying the picture of a young woman, wearing a short dress that is best described as something out of a DisneyWorld live stage performance.  The man studies the woman without any signs of visible excitement but the eyes are yet fixed on it, his mind appearing to work furiously in the calm of the Wednesday morning. Habitually, he lifts a cup of coffee in his hand up to his lips, taking a sip, still too distracted to notice the gravelly taste nor the heat. Little by little, the meditive state appears to wear off and office worker aims the screen cursor at a grey box. He clicks it. The picture of the woman disappears and the man is prompted by the computer software to enter a wall of text. With a quiet sigh and a rub of the chin, he begins typing.

Short bursts. A few words at a time.

He will get there.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on April 01, 2009, 04:17:09 AM
 :uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Endie on April 01, 2009, 04:58:25 AM
I, too, thought she was mid-jig.

Otherwise, she's pulling a face and hitching up the hem of a decontextualised childrens' character in an aggressively sexualised schema of interpretation.  I don't see the attractive bit, here, personally, but oooookay, manga fans...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on April 01, 2009, 08:32:54 AM
The picture isn't sexy, I just think the same thing about most women I see.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on April 01, 2009, 08:58:16 AM
Ooo, I'm a manga fan now!
oooookay, manga fans...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on April 01, 2009, 01:15:24 PM
Tarami's narration is the best thing about this thread now. ;D


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on April 02, 2009, 08:41:22 AM
That pic was horrid. Lots of different strokes around this place.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on April 04, 2009, 07:41:52 AM
That pic was horrid. Lots of different strokes around this place.

Who's stroking what? What. Wait, arghhhh....


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on May 10, 2009, 09:29:05 PM
Katy + midget!

(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/5/7/11/mini-katy-perry-29981-1241711055-5.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on May 10, 2009, 09:31:48 PM
She's not.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: penfold on May 27, 2009, 11:48:10 AM
Katy's new Complex shoot (http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/KATY-PERRY?pc=1)

Nice boobs, the bobbed hair and that getup pretty much ticks every box on my wanted list.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on May 27, 2009, 11:57:10 AM
Katy's new Complex shoot (http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/KATY-PERRY?pc=1)

Nice boobs, the bobbed hair and that getup pretty much ticks every box on my wanted list.

She hasn't bothered to lace the corset properly,


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Grimwell on May 27, 2009, 12:01:02 PM
I doubt she was asked how she wanted the corset. That's the photographer and his staff making the call.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on May 27, 2009, 12:01:57 PM
Are you questioning Katy's artistic integrity?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 27, 2009, 12:02:27 PM
I doubt she was asked how she wanted the corset. That's the photographer and his staff making the call.



Good call.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on May 27, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
So yea, that Katy midget.
(http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/b/a/3/c/Katy_Perry_and_ffed.jpg)



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on May 27, 2009, 12:07:23 PM
don't pollute the thread
no one cares about midgets
they are not in vogue


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on May 27, 2009, 12:08:58 PM
This should be better then.
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/agentbedhead/Seven/nine/katyhaydendisney1.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on May 27, 2009, 12:17:06 PM
Gotta give that one to Hayden.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 27, 2009, 12:23:07 PM
I would do all three.
































 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on May 27, 2009, 12:26:26 PM
Probably the midget too, amirite?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 27, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
Probably the midget too, amirite?

I'd have to think about.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on May 27, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
I meant the girl midget.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 27, 2009, 12:34:51 PM
I meant the girl midget.

Oh, ok, good to go then.  :grin:






(LMAO)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on May 28, 2009, 09:11:39 AM
Gotta give that one to Hayden.
:ye_gods:
No. She has the body of a teen boy. Flat chest and flat ass. And a fucked up misspelled tattoo.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on May 28, 2009, 09:14:12 AM
I wouldn't say she has the body of a teen boy, just the body of a teen.  She's cute and all, but still a bit too  :pedobear: yet.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on May 28, 2009, 10:31:10 AM
Hayden has a penis.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on May 28, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
She has a mispelled tattoo?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 28, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
She has a mispelled tattoo?

Who are we even talking about?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on May 28, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
The Katy Perry midget.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on May 28, 2009, 10:48:05 AM
No, Hayden. Look at what Broughden posted.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Brogarn on May 28, 2009, 10:48:30 AM
She has a mispelled tattoo?

I had no idea either. Googled...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2256302/posts


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 28, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
Hayden has a penis.

(http://www.heroesfanatic.com/images/gallery/hayden-panettiere-cowgirl.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on May 28, 2009, 12:04:35 PM
No, Hayden. Look at what Broughden posted.

For someone who loathes green text as much as you do, I'd have thought you'd pick up on the snark.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on October 29, 2009, 01:58:04 PM
(http://imgur.com/OyhtE.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/cVCZb.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/2VdNM.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Brogarn on October 29, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
Damn. She looks good in those.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on October 29, 2009, 03:43:51 PM
Yes please.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on October 29, 2009, 03:53:48 PM
First pics in the thread I've even been remotely interested in.

I wonder if she's changed or I have a paint fetish ?

What a way to find out....


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on October 29, 2009, 03:58:23 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if you all suddenly come down with paint fetishes.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on October 29, 2009, 05:23:30 PM
First pics in the thread I've even been remotely interested in.

I wonder if she's changed or I have a paint fetish ?

What a way to find out....


For me, it's primarily the big round breasts.

The rest of it doesn't bother me either.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: rattran on October 29, 2009, 07:29:06 PM
Is that Russell Brand in the background?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Broughden on October 29, 2009, 07:40:22 PM
Those pictures are with out a doubt one of the single best things to ever grace F13.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ahoythematey on October 29, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
Necroing this thread with those pictures is worthy of a nobel peace prize.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on October 29, 2009, 09:24:56 PM
Is that Russell Brand in the background?

He's going out with Katy Perry so quite probably.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: slog on October 29, 2009, 09:45:45 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if you all suddenly come down with paint fetishes.

I'm on board.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 29, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
First pics in the thread I've even been remotely interested in.

I wonder if she's changed or I have a paint fetish ?

What a way to find out....


Now picture her in a baroness costume.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on October 29, 2009, 10:37:05 PM
Is that from the same party where Taylor Swift was hanging out with the dude wearing a swastika all night?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on October 29, 2009, 11:45:21 PM
Is that from the same party where Taylor Swift was hanging out with the dude wearing a swastika all night?

Yes, I actually got them from a link to a thread on a hardcore forum where the guy claims he's dating Taylor Swift.  He says someone painted it on him because they said he looked like a Nazi or something, from his posts the guy is a giant tool.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on October 29, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
I already had the paint fetish, but thanks for reinforcing it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on October 30, 2009, 12:39:52 AM
Yes, I actually got them from a link to a thread on a hardcore forum where the guy claims he's dating Taylor Swift.  He says someone painted it on him because they said he looked like a Nazi or something, from his posts the guy is a giant tool.

Why are you reading porn forums?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Teleku on October 30, 2009, 02:32:41 AM
I think the better question is why are you NOT reading porn forums?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on October 30, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
Yes, I actually got them from a link to a thread on a hardcore forum where the guy claims he's dating Taylor Swift.  He says someone painted it on him because they said he looked like a Nazi or something, from his posts the guy is a giant tool.

Why are you reading porn forums?

You know, Hardcore Punk Rock.  The kids just call it hardcore nowadays.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on October 30, 2009, 09:58:56 AM
They've been calling it hardcore for about 30 years.  Some people are just too young to live.  (the alternative is saying I'm old!)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on October 30, 2009, 10:05:51 AM
(the alternative is saying I'm old!)

I'd say that you're too old, but I enjoy living. 

Katy Perry is an attractive girl.  I'm just getting sick of hearing her voice.  She really has one style and never seems to deviate from it. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on October 30, 2009, 10:23:05 AM
Isn't that how modern music is pushed? I feel bad for Norah Jones, such a great talent, shoved into a box and pushing out the same song over and over. Wish she would do more with her voice.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on October 30, 2009, 10:31:34 AM
(http://www.docksidemarket.com/images/features/meatloaf.jpg)

PS I might make some of that tomorrow night, too.


Edit:

Sorry, I should have been more festive.  

(http://www.notmartha.org/images/other/2009oct/meathand/red_topdown.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Salamok on November 03, 2009, 11:03:39 AM
If that is Kate Perry's hand i'd say it got a little too hot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on November 03, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
She's going to have to put a bag on that.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on November 03, 2009, 02:51:08 PM
If Russel Brand likes it he better put a ring on it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on November 04, 2009, 12:24:13 PM
You're talking about his cock, right?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on November 04, 2009, 12:57:15 PM
No, the meat finger, you fucking perv.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on November 04, 2009, 01:18:37 PM
I thought he was talking about the meat finger.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on November 04, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
I was.


:awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: voodoolily on November 04, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
 :facepalm:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 04, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
(http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/katy_perry07_48ecc9f4cea8c-t.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/29/article-1081238-02487233000005DC-368_468x658.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on November 04, 2009, 03:36:18 PM
I wish her and Zooey would get it on. On video.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 04, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
I wish her and Zooey would get it on. On video.

I'd prefer on my bed!   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hutch on November 04, 2009, 04:54:17 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/29/article-1081238-02487233000005DC-368_468x658.jpg)

So the theme was dead celebs?



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on November 06, 2009, 03:05:14 PM
(http://imgur.com/H0139.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on November 06, 2009, 03:20:49 PM
All hail the underboob.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on November 06, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Yeah, big fan.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 09, 2009, 08:31:07 AM
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/420/58624897.jpg)

(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3070/98232196.jpg)

(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3879/52061122.jpg)

(http://www.celebrific.ru/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/katy_perry_bikini.jpg)

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/02/KATY%20PERRY%20MONKEY.jpg)

(http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/joe_perry_katy_perry_getty90713225.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on November 09, 2009, 10:49:59 AM
Know what's funny?  I was scrolled to the middle of that post and couldn't see the poster, and I still knew from the repeats who it was.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tarami on November 09, 2009, 10:53:59 AM
Give the man a break, they weren't all repeats! :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Pagz on December 24, 2009, 08:52:47 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/40233051.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261667075&Signature=9W2bLxQtX5%2BzmLR3hFVcVyR8da8%3D)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Murgos on December 24, 2009, 09:10:43 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/40233051.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261667075&Signature=9W2bLxQtX5%2BzmLR3hFVcVyR8da8%3D)

That link doesn't work the way you think it does.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on December 24, 2009, 09:12:20 AM
Is this a 'you'll never guess who I bumped into in the VIP lounge at my local fur-con' thing?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Signe on December 24, 2009, 10:45:23 AM
The ghost of Gidget the Chihuahua?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 02, 2010, 06:03:02 PM
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1002/katy-perry-cleavage-grammy-02.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on February 02, 2010, 06:08:58 PM
Hot link failure.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 02, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
Hot link failure.


I see it. >.<


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: caladein on February 02, 2010, 06:44:00 PM
Yeah, had to Right-Click -> Open Image in New Tab for whatever reason...

Anyway, that picture and another in the spoiler via Dropbox since they're like 1200x1600.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on February 03, 2010, 08:59:10 AM
The only problem is Katy Perry has been eclipsed by Christina Hendricks

(http://imgur.com/cbMJM.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on February 03, 2010, 09:26:25 AM
The only problem with Christina Hendricks is whenever she dresses up for an awards show she looks like a fucking clown.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 03, 2010, 09:28:36 AM
The only problem with Christina Hendricks is whenever she dresses up for an awards show she looks like a fucking clown.

Some of us like fucking clowns.


 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 03, 2010, 09:49:34 AM
The only problem with Christina Hendricks is whenever she dresses up for an awards show she looks like a fucking clown.

Some of us like fucking clowns.


 :ye_gods:

I don't mind the clown-ness... and I know some guys are into breasts, but when your tits are bigger than your head, there is a problem in my book.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 03, 2010, 09:54:51 AM
Tits are nice and all, and the redhead is hot. But Katy would be fun the other 23 hours a day, too.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 03, 2010, 09:57:25 AM

Yeahhhh....... Clown indeed.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on February 03, 2010, 10:32:26 AM
Katy Perry was on American Idol the other week (uh...the wife watches it...) and it only reinforced the extent to which I find her hot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 03, 2010, 11:39:46 AM
Same. And my fiance was puzzled by my outburst during the Grammies "Fucking booky-wook motherfucker."

(http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/Katy%20Perry%20@%20the%20Grammy%20Nominations%20Concert3_4b17a47e3ce96-t.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 03, 2010, 12:40:55 PM
I'm sure both Katy Perry and Christina Hendricks are very attractive but if we want an accurate comparison I will need to spend the night sandwiched between them both, it's the only way to be sure.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on February 03, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
Just one night?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on February 03, 2010, 02:10:27 PM
Get out of here.  Go start a Christina Hendricks thread somewhere else.

Edit: I haven't liked her much since she gained all that weight.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 03, 2010, 02:29:57 PM
Get out of here.  Go start a Christina Hendricks thread somewhere else.

Edit: I haven't liked her much since she gained all that weight.

Talk to Ookii!



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Phildo on February 03, 2010, 02:35:57 PM
I am appealing to him in public.  Let there be transparency!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 03, 2010, 02:39:10 PM
Let there be transparency!
(http://celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/katy-perry-breasts-see-thro.jpg)
MOAR TRANSPARENCY PLZ


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ookii on February 04, 2010, 10:14:43 AM
Get out of here.  Go start a Christina Hendricks thread somewhere else.

Jacob and Miranda are avid curlers, they were initially attracted to Cerebus by their competitive curling team.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on February 07, 2010, 03:24:45 PM
Let there be transparency!
(http://celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/katy-perry-breasts-see-thro.jpg)
MOAR TRANSPARENCY PLZ

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2uq0x0p.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Vision on February 07, 2010, 03:32:34 PM
Katy Perry looks too much like Zooey Deschanel from 500 days of summer, so I always think of some whiney emo bitch whenever I see her. My vote would go to Christina Hendricks.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: rattran on February 07, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
This is not a democracy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 07, 2010, 10:40:04 PM
I could watch that gif all day long.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 08, 2010, 09:25:05 AM
animated  gif
:Love_Letters:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on February 08, 2010, 12:50:09 PM
The gif doesn't load in my firefox browsers. Click
to load it if you don't see it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 08, 2010, 01:13:35 PM
(http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/katy-perry-in-a-tiny-outfit-at-mtv-europe-music-awards-2.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on February 13, 2010, 06:35:16 AM
Her eyes are glowing red.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on February 13, 2010, 09:20:59 AM
It's more of a burgundy, to match her outfit.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: TheWalrus on February 14, 2010, 02:48:09 AM
It's more of a burgundy, to match her outfit which is totally hot.

I know right?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 14, 2010, 09:19:02 AM
I'm tired of coming home after a hard day at work etc etc

MOAR KATY KTHX

(http://igossip.com/photos/Yeeeah_Katy_Perry_36718_spl125651_040.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NiX on February 23, 2010, 05:41:30 PM
Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 23, 2010, 07:12:12 PM
Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 23, 2010, 07:12:18 PM
Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: caladein on February 23, 2010, 09:31:58 PM
Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry?

That's probably just a side-effect of wanting to be Jason Bourne.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on February 24, 2010, 11:36:19 AM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/963220/mattdamon.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: penfold on February 24, 2010, 03:39:23 PM
Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?

I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her?

because it's like a baby's arm holding an apple?

Mind you, considering his reputation, I'm surprised it's not so pox-ridden that the only cure is dropping a large bomb on a parachute out the back of a cargo plane over his apartment.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 24, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
I discovered that Katy uses Proactiv because she was afraid that everyone was staring at her acne.

:oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 25, 2010, 08:21:21 AM
No surprise. Women are completely out of their minds with body issues.

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6497/katyperryk.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on April 01, 2010, 10:29:03 AM
Bump.

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/136266d1270077751-funny-strange-random-pics-0331_katy_perry_splash.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 01, 2010, 12:40:07 PM
No april fools there good sir.


How would you phonetically spell a grunt of approval? One usually followed by "good god" or "damn"


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: squirrel on April 01, 2010, 02:20:58 PM
Bump.

(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/136266d1270077751-funny-strange-random-pics-0331_katy_perry_splash.jpg)

Wheee! Underboob!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Fraeg on April 01, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on June 16, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
I'm going to just put this here.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on June 16, 2010, 10:22:28 PM
Not a flattering angle.  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on June 16, 2010, 11:23:13 PM
not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s

She's hot now, and I kind of doubt anyone posting to this thread will be fucking her in her 30's.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on June 17, 2010, 02:19:57 AM
Contributin

http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/002.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/005.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/007.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/013.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/017.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/023.jpg

(http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/ratman/KP/024.jpg)

 :drillf:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on June 17, 2010, 02:26:10 AM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg99/Evildrider/katy-perry2.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: squirrel on June 17, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/175193/KATY-PERRY.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on June 17, 2010, 01:55:58 PM
She's channeling Jordan in that pic  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on June 17, 2010, 02:33:57 PM
Jesus?  :ye_gods:

She has a pretty unique voice, too bad its wrapped up in dog shit music. Nice to look at but her person seems to be a train wreck waiting to happen. Wonder if she devolves into an imitation Winehouse.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on June 17, 2010, 02:41:47 PM
Jesus?  :ye_gods:

"The Lord Jesus Christ" wouldn't fit. However, she smacked a boy and liked it (http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2010/06/15/katy-perry-is-steadily-revealing-her-issues-with-religion/).


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on June 17, 2010, 10:36:17 PM
Sooner or later, Russell is going to tire of that Jebus act.  I can only hope it makes for an HBO comedy special.  Lulz must be harvested.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on June 18, 2010, 07:46:42 AM
Then it's going to be an specific variation on the hot/crazy scale: Boobs/Jesus scale. Also I can see Russell Brand being the sort of guy who'd do the break up in the most hilarious and offensive way possible if it was acrimonious.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on June 18, 2010, 09:13:39 AM
Train Wreck coming....


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on June 18, 2010, 09:15:39 AM
Still not seeing the attraction.  Hell, the God stuff just makes it ten times worse.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on June 18, 2010, 12:36:04 PM
Tits.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on June 18, 2010, 12:37:24 PM
"Tits; Available Everywhere, in all shapes and sizes."

That's not a good reason.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on June 18, 2010, 12:43:24 PM
It doesn't have to be a good reason.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on June 18, 2010, 06:06:35 PM
Rich tits?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on June 20, 2010, 09:25:03 AM
I think it's the available in all shapes and sizes bit. While that's true I want that shape and size.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on June 21, 2010, 10:34:06 AM
They may come in all shapes and sizes, but unfortunately, most of the shapes are unappealing and the sizes leave something to be desired.  A really nice rack is quite rare, in my opinion.  I'm probably picky.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on June 22, 2010, 03:17:55 AM
I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on June 22, 2010, 06:10:46 AM
Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend.  Much better to think of it that way.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on June 22, 2010, 06:17:51 AM
I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 :oh_i_see:

Preach it.

er..

Non-Ironically.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on June 22, 2010, 08:43:09 AM
Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend.  Much better to think of it that way.

But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  :why_so_serious:


Also, I'm not sure, but does the whole "jacking two guys' cocks off at once" thing in the animated gif above really gel all that well with a tattoo of OUR LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS H CHRIST on your wrist?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on June 22, 2010, 10:59:30 AM
She also kissed a girl and, purportedly, liked it.  I struggle to imagine she has the closest relationship with Jesus.

Edit: changed his to has.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on June 22, 2010, 11:08:36 AM
She also kissed a girl and, purportedly, liked it.  I struggle to imagine she his the closest relationship with Jesus.

Well he was a hippy for the most part.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on June 22, 2010, 12:08:13 PM
Are you suggesting our lord and saviour wouldn't like a handy now and then?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tgr on June 22, 2010, 01:03:57 PM
Fapping for Christ! :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on June 22, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
 :facepalm:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on June 22, 2010, 06:51:07 PM
1. Perry has a Jesus tattoo on her left wrist she got when she was 18. “I see it every time I’m playing guitar. It’s looking back up at me. That’s where I come from, and probably where I’m going back to.” “I got that when I was eighteen, on the Sunset Strip. I was with my boyfriend, and I just wanted to get something so I would always remember where I came from. My dad has four tattoos, and they all say “Jesus,” Katy said in her interview for Esquire’s April 2009 issue.

Always remember, boyos.  The hotter the woman the crazier she is.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on June 23, 2010, 12:08:59 AM
I submit that we don't bother to find out how crazy the less-hot ones are.

But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  :why_so_serious:

It is interesting that you are thinking about what she is thinking about.  Focus, man.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on June 23, 2010, 02:39:11 PM
Well on the upside, her father could have had four tattoos mentioning Hitler.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on June 23, 2010, 02:52:20 PM
Always remember, boyos.  The hotter the woman the crazier she is.

... and the crazier the woman is, the hotter the sex is. 

Just sayin'   :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Teleku on June 23, 2010, 03:04:13 PM
True.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Segoris on June 23, 2010, 05:34:58 PM
But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him?  :why_so_serious:

Who cares? Do your business and leave that for the next guy to think about.


As for Jesus liking a handie or not (spoilered as some probably don't enjoy the off topic talk heading in this direction),


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on June 24, 2010, 04:29:00 AM
Always remember, boyos.  The hotter the woman the crazier she is.

... and the crazier the woman is, the hotter the sex is. 

Just sayin'   :grin:

In that case, enjoy! (click at your own risk, NSFW)






what?  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 24, 2010, 11:40:16 AM
The scary pictures thread is over there ---->


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on June 24, 2010, 11:47:28 AM
If we had one, I would suggest posting those in the 'sad pictures' thread.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on June 24, 2010, 01:10:49 PM
If we had one, I would suggest posting those in the 'sad pictures' thread.

That sounded like a good idea at first, but then I wondered who would actually spend time in a sad pictures thread.

I still think we need someone in charge of ensuring all the funny/cute/awesome/scary pictures are posted in the proper threads, however.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on June 24, 2010, 02:41:51 PM
Yeah, we need an Image Czar.  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 24, 2010, 04:43:17 PM
Fabulous idea.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on June 24, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
Bloodworth?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on June 25, 2010, 02:46:03 AM
Bloodworth?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 25, 2010, 08:29:50 AM
No.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 25, 2010, 08:30:27 AM
No.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tgr on June 25, 2010, 08:58:09 AM
Bloodworth? :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on June 25, 2010, 11:28:31 AM
The best part is that Bloodworth bloodworth'd the double post joke from Mahrin or someone else with a red name.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on June 25, 2010, 02:44:46 PM
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg99/Evildrider/katy-perry-esquire-boobs-01.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on June 25, 2010, 03:09:38 PM
Raise your hands if you're sure! Damnit! :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on June 25, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: climbjtree on June 25, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
You're right. Her knees are too sharp.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on June 25, 2010, 05:50:43 PM
Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.

You need to be my new drinking buddy.  I'll be happy to take all of the women that you cast off as "not hot". 

That picture made me completely forget about her stupid tattoo.   


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 25, 2010, 07:47:24 PM
Aaaand I'm done.
Sorry, I'm out.

Not hot anymore. I'm all for a new flavor of the month.

You need to be my new drinking buddy.  I'll be happy to take all of the women that you cast off as "not hot". 

That picture made me completely forget about her stupid tattoo.   

Seriously what? That's probably the hottest pic of her in months, if not all time.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on June 25, 2010, 08:55:27 PM
Seriously what? That's probably the hottest pic of her in months, if not all time.

Don't know why you quoted me.  I agree with you. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on June 25, 2010, 11:00:01 PM
He was agreeing with you; his "seriously what?" was for Lac.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: FatuousTwat on June 25, 2010, 11:06:24 PM
So I heard some of her music for the first time today...

Holy fuck terrible.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on June 25, 2010, 11:34:07 PM
Is anyone else getting an Elvira vibe from that pic?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on June 26, 2010, 12:52:58 AM
It's that stupid haircut from that pinup girl in the 50's.  I can never remember her name.  It was the Universal Goth Chick Haircut for Girls Who Valued Not Conforming.  Now it's everywhere.  I hate that haircut withe every fiber of my being, but it in no way diminishes my appreciation for monumental tits.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on June 26, 2010, 01:01:43 AM
Bettie Page, though that's not exactly the haircut.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lac on June 26, 2010, 04:00:25 AM
You need to be my new drinking buddy.  I'll be happy to take all of the women that you cast off as "not hot". 

That picture made me completely forget about her stupid tattoo.   

Yes, it's definitely the sharp knees and not her overexposure and level of stupid that's making me tired of her.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Segoris on June 26, 2010, 10:17:34 AM
Weird, I thought over exposure was a good thing for both this and the T&A thread :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 26, 2010, 11:45:59 AM
Soft lighting is better unless you're going for a washed out look.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on June 26, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 :oh_i_see:

Oh Jesus! It's a Jesus tattoo! Everybody run for the hills!

Oh, I did have an awesome idea for a tramp stamp. The Crucifiction. The thought of a pained and tortured, dying Christ staring up at some guy going for it doggy style amuses me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Righ on June 26, 2010, 06:37:23 PM
Well, if that's your thing, go for it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hoax on June 26, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.

 :oh_i_see:

Oh Jesus! It's a Jesus tattoo! Everybody run for the hills!

Oh, I did have an awesome idea for a tramp stamp. The Crucifiction. The thought of a pained and tortured, dying Christ staring up at some guy going for it doggy style amuses me.

Rule 34 get


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: angry.bob on July 06, 2010, 10:26:40 PM
Probably not SFW. No actual nudity though.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/57b71f85683850 (http://www.imagebam.com/image/57b71f85683850)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 06, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
Probably not SFW. No actual nudity though.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/57b71f85683850 (http://www.imagebam.com/image/57b71f85683850)
Already posted though.
\/ \/ \/

I'm going to just put this here.


Her lower body looks funky though from that angle.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trouble on August 03, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
(http://musformation.com/pics/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)

I think I like Zooey more than Katy but they're both good. She sings too FYI and has a particularly lovely voice. First is Katy, second is Zooey. They can be hard to tell apart depending on the picture.
(http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/katy_perry/katy_perry_performing_at_scala_003.jpg)
(http://www.sexyimage.net/bulkupload/Z1/Z/Zooey%20Deschanel/Zooey-Deschanel-10.JPG)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Threash on August 04, 2010, 12:17:54 PM
(http://musformation.com/pics/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)

I think I like Zooey more than Katy but they're both good. She sings too FYI and has a particularly lovely voice. First is Katy, second is Zooey. They can be hard to tell apart depending on the picture.
(http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/katy_perry/katy_perry_performing_at_scala_003.jpg)
(http://www.sexyimage.net/bulkupload/Z1/Z/Zooey%20Deschanel/Zooey-Deschanel-10.JPG)


Uh, are you sure it's not the other way around?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on August 04, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
I'm pretty sure it is.  The other way around, that is.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trouble on August 04, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
If you're referring to the images below my text, then I'm sure. You can even look at the names of the images to verify their names. The resemblence is pretty striking in some pictures. Zooey's the one with the deep blue eyes.   :heart:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on August 04, 2010, 05:27:47 PM
If you're referring to the images below my text, then I'm sure.

The first of the images below your text is a broken link for the rest of us, so when you talk about two images we're going to assume you mean the split image above your text.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trouble on August 05, 2010, 12:01:31 AM
Wtf? It shows up for me. Probably some weird hotlinking block or something. Damn it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on August 05, 2010, 12:57:48 AM
Both images show up fine for me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: fuser on August 05, 2010, 01:05:00 AM
Connecting to www.dirtyrottenwhore.com|209.200.52.164|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 302 Found
Location: http://www.google.com [following]

It's rewriting (302 code) to google, gotta love dirtyrottenwhore.com showing up in the browsing logs tho  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on August 05, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
Wtf? It shows up for me. Probably some weird hotlinking block or something. Damn it.
You must have DIRTYROTTENWHORE.COM in your cache I guess.  Not that I'm judging.  Heaven forbid f13 ever does an audit on redtube.com.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trouble on August 06, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Hah. Well I found the images on Google image search. I was trying to find some interesting comparison ones but apparently dirtyrottenwhore.com pulled a fast one on me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on August 13, 2010, 01:11:58 PM
I'm pretty sure it is.  The other way around, that is.

Zooey does not have Katy's chest, therefore, the first pic is Katy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Pagz on August 19, 2010, 09:05:18 AM
"Popular singer Katy Perry gave Melbourne High School students a pleasant shock at their Year 12 school formal at the Grand Hyatt on Friday, 'crashing' the event after hearing her own song playing."

http://www.3aw.com.au/blogs/3aw-generic-blog/katy-perry-crashes-school-formal/20100815-125dz.html

I think we need more events where random celebrities join in just because.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 19, 2010, 10:55:16 AM
I submit that the desirability of such an event will vary based on which celebrity is perpetrating it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Look who dropped in, everybody!  Welcome to the party, Ms. Hliton!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on August 20, 2010, 02:07:27 AM
No Mr Polanski you can't come in.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on August 20, 2010, 05:57:25 PM
An article from the NYT today... (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/22/arts/music/22perry.html?_r=1&hp)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on August 20, 2010, 06:07:09 PM
The pictures from that VW event are posted a few pages back. Why is this in the news again?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ginaz on September 23, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
Apparently her cleavage is too much for Elmo and the rest of Sesame Street to handle.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2010/09/23/15448291-wenn-story.html (http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2010/09/23/15448291-wenn-story.html)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 23, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Apparently her cleavage is too much for Elmo and the rest of Sesame Street to handle.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2010/09/23/15448291-wenn-story.html (http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2010/09/23/15448291-wenn-story.html)

I heard about that and frankly I see nothing wrong with that dress. People need to pull the stick out of their asses...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schad on September 24, 2010, 12:05:33 AM
I worked on some of the material for the Sesame Street season 41 presskit.

They just  had me pulled all references and images to Katy on their website, as well as pulling the segment from the show - not that it matters at this point.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on September 24, 2010, 12:10:07 AM
There's nothing wrong with the dress in just about any other situation than a kids show.  It's Sesame Street.  Nobody (Katy's or Sesame's) thought that this would be the one time in her career to class it up a notch? 

A time and a place... and all that.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on September 24, 2010, 12:49:41 AM
I think that's the point. its a kids show. They aren't staring at her cleavage. you are. on a children's show.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on September 24, 2010, 12:51:45 AM
I was on a nostalgia kick a while back and went through old episodes of Sesame Street and the Electric Company. I was surprised at the sexual innuendos they snuck in all the time, and I never noticed them because I was a kid. AND YET PLAYING PRINCESS IS NOW WRONG.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on September 24, 2010, 01:18:41 AM
Kids should get their first look at knockers from internet porn cause that's gonna be less fucked up than Katy Perry showing cleavage on Sesame Street.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on September 24, 2010, 01:19:15 AM
Americans are so fucked up.

She does strange things with her mouth when she sings though.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on September 24, 2010, 07:49:15 AM
What are parents afraid of?  That their kids will see her breasts and get hungry? 

Children are largely asexual at the age they watch Sesame Street.  People just like to overreact.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on September 24, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
Man, I can't get enough of that tune.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 24, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
There's nothing wrong with the dress in just about any other situation than a kids show.  It's Sesame Street.  Nobody (Katy's or Sesame's) thought that this would be the one time in her career to class it up a notch?  

A time and a place... and all that.

Oh my god! Some cleavage can be seen! Won't someone protect the children! And legs too! Quick someone get a bhurka on that woman stat!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on September 24, 2010, 09:25:33 AM
Yes, a bhurka was exactly what I was thinking.  You're overreacting as much as the media. 

It's simply about appropriateness. 

Even worse than the dress is her shitty music.  I'd rather my daughter look at boobs than have to listen to that shite all day. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on September 24, 2010, 09:36:23 AM
Okay so I don't get the "shitty music" thing. Maybe I don't listen to enough music lately, but she seems merely average. Shitty is like...shitty. I'm pretty sure it's not out of tune, and the lyrics are inconsequential because it's pop. Is it...too simplistic? Doesn't add enough to the body of music as a whole? I mean, everybody sings repetitive simple music these days, but there's an awful lot of focus here on how shitty her stuff is.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on September 24, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
American children can't see boobies or the terrorists win?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2010, 10:08:38 AM
I don't think it needed to be pulled, but why not just sing in jeans and a shirt? It could be a tight shirt, if you want. It's Sesame Street, I don't think you need to worry about the kids getting warped, but there's no reason to get all glammed up either.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: bhodi on September 24, 2010, 10:12:34 AM
Except that it was part of the song? She's dressing up.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2010, 10:13:17 AM
Except that it was part of the song? She's dressing up.

Then people are silly.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tgr on September 24, 2010, 10:39:41 AM
Then people are silly.
This should not be a huge surprise, really.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Minvaren on September 24, 2010, 10:45:11 AM
(singing) C is for cleavage, that's good enough for me...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
Then people are silly.
This should not be a huge surprise, really.

Not surprised, sometimes you just have to call it like it is though. It sort of falls under the "Don't sweat the small stuff," credo.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on September 24, 2010, 11:42:38 AM
Americans are so fucked up.
This.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 24, 2010, 12:17:49 PM
Yes, a bhurka was exactly what I was thinking.  You're overreacting as much as the media. 

It's simply about appropriateness. 

Even worse than the dress is her shitty music.  I'd rather my daughter look at boobs than have to listen to that shite all day. 

So wait. Her wearing a dress that wouldn't be out of place on a '50s sitcom like Leave it to Beaver is inappropriate? Because you know, you can see a bit of cleavage? What are we going to turn toddlers into sex maniacs if we let a female leg or collar bone be seen?

It wasn't inappropriate and to think otherwise is just silly.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on September 24, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Not only that, but we should all instinctively rail against any initiative to cover up Katy's boobies.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 12:38:50 PM
It's simply about appropriateness.  

It still hasn't been explained what's "inappropriate" about Katy Perry having boobs.  IIRC there were complaints from mothers after screeings of that Herbie movie that Lindsay Lohan's boobs were too big.  Not that her clothes were too revealing, mind you, but that Lohan's body shape in itself was just too curvy and provocative for kids to be looking at -- this was right before she became an anorexic train wreck.  What sort of message does that send to kids?

What are parents afraid of?  That their kids will see her breasts and get hungry?  

What are we going to turn toddlers into sex maniacs if we let a female leg or collar bone be seen?

Valid questions.  What exactly is the fear here?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on September 24, 2010, 12:50:20 PM
Yes, a bhurka was exactly what I was thinking.  You're overreacting as much as the media. 

It's simply about appropriateness. 

Even worse than the dress is her shitty music.  I'd rather my daughter look at boobs than have to listen to that shite all day. 

So wait. Her wearing a dress that wouldn't be out of place on a '50s sitcom like Leave it to Beaver is inappropriate? Because you know, you can see a bit of cleavage? What are we going to turn toddlers into sex maniacs if we let a female leg or collar bone be seen?

It wasn't inappropriate and to think otherwise is just silly.

Just for the record, here's Katy's dress:

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/201105/katy.jpg)


And here's the first three June Cleaver images that came up for Google images:

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/201105/junecleaver.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/201105/June-cleaver.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/201105/1660449971_8892ec50d3_m.jpg)

Sure, there were some pics that came up that looked like Katy's dress in that search, but each was listed as a pin up girl.  How many pin up girls were shown on Sesame Street?

My issue stems not from letting our children see nudity.  That's what the media is focusing on and frankly, that part is only to drive headlines.  I allow my five year old to view almost any type of art in a museum or gallery hop that she wishes.  Of course, if it is graphic I'll turn her away, but I'm not embarrassed of the body and I'm trying to instill in her that she should not be, either.

I take issue with the lack of respect towards the institution.  Again, I wouldn't wear a speedo to my wife's next christmas party.... there's a time and a place for everything.




Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rasix on September 24, 2010, 12:55:40 PM
Since it'll still be on YouTube, my son will still be pleased.  Elmo + pretty lady + boobies.  He'll love it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 01:00:12 PM

Oh no!  Bare shoulders!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on September 24, 2010, 01:02:23 PM
Did you just google 'big bird cleavage' or something?




Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
Did you just google 'big bird cleavage' or something?

I would be surprised if even one hit on the first page of that image search had anything to do with Sesame Street.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2010, 01:07:20 PM
Did you just google 'big bird cleavage' or something?

I would be surprised if even one hit on the first page of that image search had anything to do with Sesame Street.

I'm terrified to even try it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 01:14:14 PM
To continue the "what's appropriate on Sesame Street" derail, what do you think the odds are that if an actor on the modern Sesame Street died, they'd acknowledge it in any way on the show rather than pretend he never existed for fear of being "inappropriate"?  (Anyone else here remember when Mr. Hooper died?)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2010, 01:36:42 PM
I was sad for weeks.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hawkbit on September 24, 2010, 01:40:13 PM
Is the puppet with aids still around?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
Wikipedia says yes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kami_(Takalani_Sesame_character))


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on September 24, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
After thinking about it a bit I think what rankles with me is the way that the video is nothing more than a promotional video for Katy Perry. Compare it, for instance, with Ladysmith Black Mambazo's alphabet, from "back in teh day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2spD2F6ZCM


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on September 24, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
The real question is "Why was she even asked to be on Sesame Street?" not if the dress shows too much boob.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 24, 2010, 02:59:06 PM

Just for the record, here's Katy's dress:

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/201105/katy.jpg)

I take issue with the lack of respect towards the institution.  Again, I wouldn't wear a speedo to my wife's next christmas party.... there's a time and a place for everything.




This doesn't compute. Sorry. Her having bare shoulders and showing some cleavage is not akin to something like a speedo at a Christmas party. It's just not. I guess they could have made her wear a turtleneck but I just don't see the big deal here. I don't. I'd let my daughter watch it and never think twice about it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2010, 03:09:48 PM
After thinking about it a bit I think what rankles with me is the way that the video is nothing more than a promotional video for Katy Perry. Compare it, for instance, with Ladysmith Black Mambazo's alphabet, from "back in teh day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2spD2F6ZCM

That's been the way of celebrity appearances on Sesame Street for a long time now.  I don't know if it's that celebrities can't be bothered to come up with unique content for the show and/or won't appear unless they think they can promote themselves in the process, or that the producers think that kids just want to see familiar celebs doing completely familiar things, or what.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on September 24, 2010, 04:34:15 PM
I was working on a casual game, and someone bugged some cleavage. I've only been doing casual games for a few years now, but apprently there is a very vocal minority in the soccer mom set that can't hack cleavage.

Boggled my mind. The costume fit the character, and I didn't think twice, but they told me they've gotten complaints in the past about stuff like that.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on September 24, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
After thinking about it a bit I think what rankles with me is the way that the video is nothing more than a promotional video for Katy Perry. Compare it, for instance, with Ladysmith Black Mambazo's alphabet, from "back in teh day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2spD2F6ZCM

That's been the way of celebrity appearances on Sesame Street for a long time now.  I don't know if it's that celebrities can't be bothered to come up with unique content for the show and/or won't appear unless they think they can promote themselves in the process, or that the producers think that kids just want to see familiar celebs doing completely familiar things, or what.

I saw an interview with the Exec. Producer that pretty much said that the main use for the celebrities was to get young parents to watch the show.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ginaz on September 24, 2010, 10:32:59 PM
I like Russel Brand's response: "Today's Sesame Street will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D... Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sex-with-me Street?"


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Teleku on September 25, 2010, 12:07:35 AM
After thinking about it a bit I think what rankles with me is the way that the video is nothing more than a promotional video for Katy Perry. Compare it, for instance, with Ladysmith Black Mambazo's alphabet, from "back in teh day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2spD2F6ZCM
Or Richard Pryor's Sesame Street alphabet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJh_EUrEAZg).  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on September 25, 2010, 12:27:11 AM
Less lip, more nip.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: pxib on September 25, 2010, 10:10:02 AM
Lady Gaga will be on later this week wearing Bert and Ernie.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on September 25, 2010, 11:11:16 AM
Lady Gaga will be on later this week wearing Bert and Ernie.

Dunno why, but I laughed at the imagery.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on September 25, 2010, 08:24:04 PM
Especially if they talked and did a scene while hanging off her dress! "Hey Ernie, where's my bottlecap collection?" "Oh hi Bert, I traded it for some magic beans!" All while Lady Gaga is singing "Bad Romance."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evil Elvis on September 26, 2010, 01:16:43 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/169578-1/Katy_Perry_Elmo.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tarami on September 26, 2010, 01:18:28 PM
Finally a worthwhile post! :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on September 27, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
Katy on SNL in response to this stupid 'incident'.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/180974/saturday-night-live-bronx-beat#s-p1-sr-i1

(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4192/katysf.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Wasted on September 28, 2010, 07:46:19 AM
Linking to hulu should be a bannable offence or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qP81EElmWY


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on September 28, 2010, 09:06:53 AM
Now I am primarily an ass/legs man myself, but jesus christ I can't stop staring at those kittens for some reason.  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on September 28, 2010, 09:09:26 AM
For some reason?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on September 28, 2010, 12:28:04 PM
lol


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tgr on September 28, 2010, 01:12:59 PM
"no honey, don't bounce!"

...silence, woman. let her bounce.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on September 28, 2010, 06:25:44 PM
I wasn't convince they were fake before that video.  :heartbreak:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on September 28, 2010, 07:25:47 PM
Also :

(http://imgur.com/VjKOx.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on September 28, 2010, 10:14:15 PM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Dren on October 04, 2010, 03:10:39 PM
For me, I have no issue with the video itself.  I don't thnk the dress or her body style is an issue.  My only hesitation on this is that I know what she does for a living and *that* is what I am not willing to expose my kids to at the moment. 

I can get over that though.  I think it is really very low risk that my 2 year old will sneak onto my computer and search for Katy and find her other pictures and videos that are a bit over the top for a child.  However, I think that is what sticks in peoples heads.  They've seen Katy as she is in videos and websites right up until this video. 

So, when they see it they instantly think of rubber dresses, croutch shots, sexual innuendo, nearly naked scenes, etc.  It so contrasts against "Sesame Street" that the mind can't seem to recognize that the children don't know all those things and just see a pretty lady having fun with Elmo.  Then compound that with a dress that is not quite typical for "Sesame Street" attire and you get the complaints...

I'm not complaining myself, but I can certainly understand why there are complaints.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: naum on October 04, 2010, 04:18:10 PM
(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_sow_experts__13/ept_sports_sow_experts-235371583-1286118200.jpg?ym48i3DDeqCeTvEm)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 04, 2010, 04:48:46 PM
If your kid has unfettered internet access for whatever reason then they are seeing a lot worse than anything katy perry has to offer. Also, it would make you a bad parent, just sayin.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Grimwell on October 04, 2010, 10:35:27 PM
Can we shut up about puppets again and start posting more pretty things?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on October 05, 2010, 11:51:05 AM
If your kid has unfettered internet access for whatever reason then they are seeing a lot worse than anything katy perry has to offer. Also, it would make you a bad parent, just sayin.

My house will be wifi-less for many more years as a result of trying to be a good parent. We also have crappy cell service.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Jimbo on October 05, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
I'm so moving to Brazil where they expect the porn stars to run the Captain Kangaroo Show! 

Xuxa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJX314oNSfQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WnABa1kiV4&feature=related



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on October 06, 2010, 07:36:43 AM
I'm so moving to Brazil where they expect the porn stars to run the Captain Kangaroo Show! 

Xuxa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJX314oNSfQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WnABa1kiV4&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=invBjPmY8iE#t=4m52s


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Azazel on October 06, 2010, 07:50:22 AM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/169578-1/Katy_Perry_Elmo.gif)

Jiggle Me Elmo?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Aez on October 11, 2010, 07:16:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/janMd.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rasix on October 11, 2010, 09:13:43 PM
I'll be in my bunk.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on October 12, 2010, 05:33:02 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slayerik on October 12, 2010, 08:34:22 AM
Damn.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on October 12, 2010, 03:08:55 PM
(http://home.fuse.net/salacious/foh/sofine.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mosesandstick on October 12, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
Somebody should show that to Ashley Cole.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 19, 2010, 07:02:13 AM


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on October 19, 2010, 12:04:52 PM
Seeing the Jesus tattoo breaks it for me every time.

Crazy I can deal with, the level of distilled crazy that tattoos Jesus on their wrist makes me look for the closest exit.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on October 19, 2010, 12:08:09 PM
Seeing the Jesus tattoo breaks it for me every time.

Just look at the pic that Aez posted again.  That will help you get over the tattoo. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on October 19, 2010, 12:24:56 PM
Maybe it's Jesus, like, "Jesus, I just stubbed my god damned toe." 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on October 19, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
Or maybe you're just doing it wrong.  I could have looked at that pic for an hour and never noticed the tat.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on October 19, 2010, 01:24:25 PM
Certainly I can go for a Jesus tattoo all day over the cigs stuffed in the bikini crotch shot. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on October 23, 2010, 06:11:52 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39810509/ns/today-entertainment/

Place your bets as to how long this abomination lasts. I give it 8 months before they are "separated."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Falconeer on October 23, 2010, 06:17:47 PM
Katy Perry? I prefer Zooey.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MahrinSkel on October 23, 2010, 06:29:07 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39810509/ns/today-entertainment/

Place your bets as to how long this abomination lasts. I give it 8 months before they are "separated."
Yeah, then you'll get your shot. :awesome_for_real:

--Dave


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on October 23, 2010, 06:41:07 PM
Wonder what Jesus thinks about her getting married by a Hindu priest?



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on October 23, 2010, 07:34:28 PM
Wonder what Jesus thinks about her getting married by a Hindu priest?

Apparently Brand is a pretty serious Hare Krishna, so that probably had something to do with it.  I suspect they had a quiet Christian ceremony afterwards to cover all the bases.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on October 23, 2010, 08:04:18 PM
Christ who is that guy? It looks like she married a super villain!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on October 24, 2010, 02:48:59 PM
He's a bit of a twat


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on October 24, 2010, 05:46:39 PM
Is that a natural English gift for understatement or did you work at it?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Selby on October 24, 2010, 05:53:15 PM
My ex thinks he's the funniest thing since comedy began.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tazelbain on October 24, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Being a famous twat got him Katie Perry. I can't argue with the man's plan.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on October 25, 2010, 05:41:23 AM
My ex thinks he's the funniest thing since comedy began.

Your ex is an idiot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on October 25, 2010, 06:00:45 AM
Some of his standup is pretty good, I actually quite liked him in Get him to the Greek but on every show where he's a guest or presenting he has made me want to throw my remote through the screen. And that's enough of a derail from bewbs.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: penfold on October 27, 2010, 02:04:08 PM
I used to think he was the biggest arsehole on the planet, and wouldn't watch him if on TV.

Then I saw his standup and laughed myself silly.

Now i think he's the funniest biggest arsehole on the planet.

It's a shame Katy is now tainted meat, I hate to think what STD's Russell is riddled with as he was a notorious womanizer.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: naum on October 27, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxdk6sBxU1qa8ibao1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on October 27, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
Is that a natural English gift for understatement or did you work at it?

I should have stuck with my earlier unedited "He's a cunt", but I walked it back because I felt that was a bit melodramatic.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: murdoc on January 20, 2011, 03:11:11 PM
(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-2-763x1023.jpg)

(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-1-805x1024.jpg)

(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-3-763x1024.jpg)

(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-4-763x1024.jpg)

(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-5-763x1024.jpg)

(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Katy-Perry-Boobs-7-670x1024.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Oban on January 20, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
Ok, but I counter with:

(http://i.imgur.com/rIKft.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on January 20, 2011, 07:12:49 PM
Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: angry.bob on January 20, 2011, 07:50:06 PM
Ok, but I counter with:

(http://i.imgur.com/rIKft.jpg)


Why did you post a picture of a young Hugh Grant? Or possibly Oscar Wilde...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Malakili on January 20, 2011, 08:40:59 PM
Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

I'm one of those guys who hates the overly made up magazine crap.  If you want to go light and whatever, I'll deal with it, but the plastic barbie doll look puts most people right in my uncanny valley.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on January 20, 2011, 09:38:54 PM
Awesome pictures!
I am now going to smoke a bowl and screw my wife! Thank you!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on January 21, 2011, 08:38:26 AM
Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

I'm one of those guys who hates the overly made up magazine crap.  If you want to go light and whatever, I'll deal with it, but the plastic barbie doll look puts most people right in my uncanny valley.

Can't stand it either. Doubly so if they are blonde.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on January 21, 2011, 08:52:10 AM
It wasn't a preference, it was a commentary.  She's rather plain and ordinary looking in the bed cam shot.  Could be one of the moms at my son's cub scout meetings.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on January 21, 2011, 09:22:17 AM
There are a couple moms in my son's boy scout meetings that would also instigate a boner if put into a magazine shoot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on January 21, 2011, 09:31:20 AM
Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on January 21, 2011, 11:36:39 AM
Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 21, 2011, 11:40:31 AM
Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.



Try being nicer to them.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Musashi on January 21, 2011, 12:06:33 PM
Oh Bloodworth.  You finally did it.   :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: murdoc on January 21, 2011, 12:08:36 PM
Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.




Try being nicer to them.

Well played, Sir.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on January 21, 2011, 12:50:15 PM
Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

It's not just the makeup.  Every one of those shots is heavily photoshopped.  We had some professional family photos taken by a family friend that is a well known national photographer and they look great.  They just don't look like us anymore.  I watched the process and there is a lot of photoshop even for that stuff. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 19, 2011, 10:34:12 AM
(http://www.thexonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Katy_Perry_Rolling_Stone.jpg)

from the Rolling Stone spread...  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 19, 2011, 10:40:37 AM
I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 19, 2011, 11:11:30 AM
I am not really a fan or find her all that appealing, but the rolling stone spread grabs me by the throat... erm, ya, the throat.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NiX on February 19, 2011, 12:05:43 PM
I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.

We haven't seen her naked yet.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 20, 2011, 07:23:36 PM
I'm not really sure what I'm expecting.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on February 20, 2011, 07:34:21 PM
I'm not really sure what I'm expecting.

Amazingness!

(http://www.natter2.com/images/amazed.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 20, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
At this point I think I've set myself up for failure.  We shall see.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on February 21, 2011, 05:36:52 AM
Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on February 21, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.

I thought the same thing. Damn you cooking skills!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on February 21, 2011, 10:41:21 AM
I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.

For me, I think it has something to do with my excruciating need to have sex with her breasts and face.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on February 21, 2011, 11:09:06 AM
Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.

Its a southern thing. Most southern families have a black iron skillet simply sitting on the stove at all times, because you arent supposed to wash them and they are inherently greasy so you dont put them away with the clean stuff. So they just sit there on the stove, waiting to fry something for you. With Crisco or BACON grease! Yum!



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 21, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.

I thought the same thing. Damn you cooking skills!

You both are doing it wrong. (had to be said)



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: croaker69 on February 21, 2011, 12:25:28 PM
Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.

I thought the same thing. Damn you cooking skills!

You both are doing it wrong. (had to be said)



Fried lemons are a classic component of Fritto Misto (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/michael-chiarello/fritto-misto-with-two-mustard-sauce-recipe/index.html) and are awesome.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 22, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
you arent supposed to wash them
Bzzt. I cook in a cast iron skillet almost every night. There are several ways to clean them, I run mine under 140º water, run a scrubbie around it and then re-season on the stovetop. Let the pan get wicked hot, pop some oil in there until it smokes, then give it a final wipedown. I do leave it on the stovetop, though.

Oh, and here's a shot of Katy's hairy pussy:



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on February 22, 2011, 06:54:10 PM
/me groans


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on February 22, 2011, 07:19:26 PM
Fried lemons are a classic component of Fritto Misto (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/michael-chiarello/fritto-misto-with-two-mustard-sauce-recipe/index.html) and are awesome.

Ain't nobody down in this neck of the woods frying lemons in a cast iron skillet.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on February 22, 2011, 10:43:23 PM
you arent supposed to wash them
Bzzt. I cook in a cast iron skillet almost every night. There are several ways to clean them, I run mine under 140º water, run a scrubbie around it and then re-season on the stovetop.

You're loosing all the good flavor!  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: NowhereMan on February 23, 2011, 03:52:47 AM
Surely if you loose it then it'll be easier for it to get into the food you cook in it? :headscratch:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 23, 2011, 10:52:54 AM
(http://www.thexonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Katy_Perry_Rolling_Stone.jpg)

*blah blah cast iron skillet lemons blah blah*

Fags.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on February 23, 2011, 10:58:16 AM
Katy Perry. Turning lemons into sweet, sticky lemonade.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 23, 2011, 12:46:52 PM
That's better.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on February 23, 2011, 01:45:31 PM
Hahaha.  I was trying to figure out where all the skillet and lemon talk started.  Oh, that's too funny. :oops:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on February 25, 2011, 01:24:45 PM
I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.

Probably for the same reason I'm not tired of her yet - I don't fucking listen to her music, I just look at her yaboos.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 25, 2011, 02:14:16 PM
I don't mind her music, which is saying a lot, since I can't stand pop music.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on February 25, 2011, 02:39:42 PM
Germans have horrible taste in music, though, so we can't take your word on anything.   See: David Hasselhoff.    :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 25, 2011, 03:18:05 PM
So, basically you are saying that pop music rocks ?  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on February 26, 2011, 12:39:34 AM
So, basically you are saying that pop music rocks ?  :grin:

Hasselhoff =/= "pop" music anywhere in the universe outside of Germany.

EDIT: Oh, I see what you did.

Some pop music is not bad. It is just that the 'good' pop songs all get copied a bagillion times because that is how the pop-music mills function.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Jimbo on February 26, 2011, 07:19:08 AM
Some pop music is not bad. It is just that the 'good' pop songs all get copied a bagillion times because that is how the pop-music mills function.

4 Cord Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 26, 2011, 08:02:02 AM
4 Cord Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)

Probably even older.  :awesome_for_real:

Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on February 27, 2011, 03:11:57 PM
 :Love_Letters:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Bzalthek on February 28, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
4 Cord Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)

Probably even older.  :awesome_for_real:

Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)
Both of those videos are awesome


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 28, 2011, 08:49:56 AM
Love the Canon rant.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 28, 2011, 09:02:37 AM
Love the Canon rant.
I think that is the first video I watched on youtube, back in the day.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on February 28, 2011, 10:10:59 AM
4 Cord Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)

Probably even older.  :awesome_for_real:

Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)

Everything leads back to Bailey.

Cockney Rock. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHhlHhWGUhw)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 28, 2011, 02:12:50 PM
4 Cord Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)

Probably even older.  :awesome_for_real:

Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)

Everything leads back to Bailey.

Cockney Rock. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHhlHhWGUhw)

The link to QI on that video is awesome as well.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: El Gallo on March 20, 2011, 05:02:35 PM
Every time I hear "Firework" all I can think is that it would be a really great pop song of Kelly Clarkson sang it.  It's just so far out of Perry's range that all the autotune in the world can't scrub the suck out.


Fakeedit to assert my hetersexuality: She's certainly super attractive though!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on March 20, 2011, 05:43:19 PM
Every time I hear "Firework" all I can think is that it would be a really great pop song of Kelly Clarkson sang it.  It's just so far out of Perry's range that all the autotune in the world can't scrub the suck out.

Yeah nah.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on March 22, 2011, 02:22:51 AM
Firework is terrible. Really, the whole album is terrible, but Firework especially. The video is even worse. God, it's awful.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sand on March 22, 2011, 09:17:50 PM
Dont know if this is a Bloodworth, but here is Katy topless.
Seems to come from a legit (hollywood rumor site) source versus some sketchy shopped "See your favorite celeb nude!" website.


NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!




Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MuffinMan on March 22, 2011, 10:05:55 PM
Shopped. Because of the pixels and

NSFW


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on March 22, 2011, 10:09:49 PM
So when do the hot pictures start?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Pagz on June 03, 2011, 11:34:15 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2d15n2h.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2011, 12:25:48 AM
Is that related to Katy Perry at all?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on June 04, 2011, 12:51:01 AM
She signed the card.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MahrinSkel on June 04, 2011, 02:59:17 AM
She signed the card.

Beat me to it.  Apparently, she will put an autograph on just about anything (there's a porn DVD case starring a look-a-like that reportedly has her signature).

--Dave


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on June 04, 2011, 06:21:36 AM
She signed the card.


and she liked it... :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2011, 01:29:07 PM
I thought that, but when I looked up her signature online it looked nothing like the one on the card...cool, I guess.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 09, 2011, 09:49:12 AM
Nobody LIKES Kathy Beth Terry  (http://youtu.be/VvKdiITfEl8)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on June 09, 2011, 09:57:52 AM
It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on June 09, 2011, 10:09:44 AM
It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.

Nope.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on June 09, 2011, 10:38:27 AM
If the Jesus tattoo wasn't enough, this video convinces me that the woman is a complete idiot. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on June 09, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
It never works when hot women try to ugly themselves up.

Generally not, no. Although i would say America Ferrera in 'Ugly Betty' was an example of how you can make someone uglier in a sympathetic way. Of course, America Ferrera might not meet your criterion of 'hot'  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Bzalthek on June 10, 2011, 03:45:23 AM
(http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/monster.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on June 11, 2011, 04:23:43 PM
Now on Twitter, Katy Perry and Kevin McHale (Artie on Glee) are pretending to be neighbors with Rebecca Black, and Rebecca Black is playing along, like some weird-ass celebrity online roleplaying session. o_o


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: K9 on June 11, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
I wish I was cool like that


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: IainC on June 12, 2011, 05:03:31 AM
Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on June 12, 2011, 08:23:27 AM
All you need to be famous is a little money and a way of getting your name into the public. If you can afford a publicist, even better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelyne


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on June 12, 2011, 03:35:53 PM
Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on June 12, 2011, 04:06:01 PM
Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

 :uhrr: why?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Slyfeind on June 12, 2011, 09:17:51 PM
Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

 :uhrr: why?

I would say too much time on their hands, but apparently all three of them (four counting another Glee cast member at the beginning) were juggling albums and tours and shit at the same time, so...insanity? I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on June 12, 2011, 10:00:47 PM
Yeah, I thought it was pretty damn funny. :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on June 13, 2011, 02:12:58 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/white-women-racism-blazing-saddles.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on June 14, 2011, 09:07:45 AM
Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.
I originally read it as Claudia Black and was momentarily confused. But now it makes a lot more sense.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Strazos on June 14, 2011, 04:56:18 PM
I'm just surprised at how well they managed to cover Katy's chest when she was in nerd-mode.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MisterNoisy on June 14, 2011, 06:35:32 PM
Why is anyone following Rebecca Black's Twitter? Why does anyone care about what she has to say? Even for 'celebrity' obsessives, that has to be a stretch.

Not necessary to follow her actually. Katy Perry retweeted her during the exchange.

And then...they made this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1451e2fd1/katy-perry-s-last-friday-night-music-video

I hate to say it, but this is the catchiest thing I've heard in a little while, combined with the 'video' tickling my GenX nostalgia just enough.  Bravo.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Malakili on June 16, 2011, 08:17:57 AM
combined with the 'video' tickling my GenX nostalgia just enough.  Bravo.

This was the best part, it was familiar enough to be really hilarious to me.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on December 30, 2011, 06:06:29 PM
http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/30/9833640-russell-brand-katy-perry-are-divorcing

Annnnnd, line forms on the left!  :why_so_serious:

Seriously, who did not see this coming?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: TripleDES on December 30, 2011, 06:26:35 PM
That (ex-)couple baffles me on the same level as Christina Hendricks and this weird sockpuppet of hers.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cadaverine on December 30, 2011, 10:39:07 PM
Christina Hendricks, I can at least maybe, sorta, kinda understand.  Given her figure, I'd be surprised if she hadn't caught flak for being "too fat". 

Perry, I've got no damned clue how that all happened.  I'm having trouble believing she couldn't find someone other than Russell Brand that made her laugh.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: angry.bob on December 31, 2011, 12:35:36 AM
Regardless of what his real personality is like, I choose to believe that he's the character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I hope he treated Katy Perry just like he treated the Sarah Marshall character.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on December 31, 2011, 01:23:29 PM
Maybe she'll go all wild now and some topless or crotch shots will appear on the internet.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: rattran on December 31, 2011, 01:37:22 PM
I think it's more likely that she wouldn't go wild is why there were 'irreconcilable differences'


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: stu on December 31, 2011, 02:48:23 PM
Russell's preparation for that Weird Al biopic was getting too intense.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on January 01, 2012, 09:50:25 AM
I'm surprised Brand was able to find a woman that's actually a step DOWN from Sinead O'Connor.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on January 01, 2012, 10:45:48 AM
Cutest bald chick I've ever seen, and let's not forget she was treated with Scorn for saying the Catholic Church had an organized system for sheltering pedophiles.  Something people scoffed at then but has been upheld with evidence over time.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on January 01, 2012, 11:13:35 AM
Actually she didn't say anything about Pedophiles, she just tore apart a picture of the pope on live tv and screamed "fight the real enemy." And was actually lauded by the media for it and treated as a hero, which landed them in a bind because they had to try to figure out to ignore the fact that the woman who was their hero was actually stark raving bonkers. Lets see, the time she paid 100,000 to a dissident Catholic bishop to be ordained a Priest was a fairly typical example. I think she is on her 4th marriage since, and she lets her hair grow and shaves it depending on her mental state.

So yeah, classy lady.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on January 01, 2012, 11:23:16 AM
That's why she changed the lyrics and tore up the picture.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on January 01, 2012, 12:01:51 PM
And she was so demonized for it that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin%C3%A9ad_O%27Connor#Saturday_Night_Live_performance) "In January 1995 O'Connor "was so interested in a (television) discussion about abuse and the Catholic church that she rang in to ask if she could appear. They sent a taxi to her home".[40] The Evening Standard wrote that After Dark "made a brief reappearance last Saturday night when, true to its unpredictable form, Sinéad O'Connor walked on to the set 10 minutes before closedown"" and that's just one example of how she is lauded for it.

I'm sorry that you want her to have been ostracized for doing it, but in reality Mother Bernadette Mary (the name she took after being ordained a priest) was the hero of the age after that and the only reason people pay attention to the woman and talk about how wonderful she is now is that she tore apart a picture of the Pope. Sorry and all that, but its true. If she hadn't done that you would think she was crazier than Tom Cruise.

Which, by the way, she is.

(As an aside, a pretty anti-clerical friend of mine loved O'Conner because of the Pope Ripping incident. Till she went to one of her concerts and came back spitting fire over her as O'Conner came on 45 minutes late and walked off in the middle of the performance without a hint of an apology and no money back. Classy. Oh yeah, she now agrees O#Conner is a talentless crazy bitch.)

But yeah, Russel brand marryng her would have been a step up from Katy Perry.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rendakor on January 01, 2012, 12:28:12 PM
Saw that this thread had been updated, came in hoping for more hot pictures, got a rant about Sinead O'Connor's religious beliefs.
(http://i.imgur.com/hOyDJ.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Chimpy on January 01, 2012, 12:55:21 PM
Saw that this thread had been updated, came in hoping for more hot pictures, got a rant about Sinead O'Connor's religious beliefs.


If you see "last post by Sir T" you can almost always bet on "not what I was looking for".


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on January 01, 2012, 01:03:14 PM
Saw that this thread had been updated, came in hoping for more hot pictures, got a rant about Sinead O'Connor's religious beliefs.


If you see "last post by Sir T" you can almost always bet on "not what I was looking for".

 :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: TripleDES on January 01, 2012, 01:24:21 PM
Christina Hendricks, I can at least maybe, sorta, kinda understand.  Given her figure, I'd be surprised if she hadn't caught flak for being "too fat". 
She definitely has seen better days (e.g. her appearance in Firefly), where as these days, I'd say her figure is less flattering (i.e. Drive).


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on January 01, 2012, 03:32:20 PM
Yes but she has HUUUUUGE.... tracks of land?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 01, 2012, 03:58:00 PM
(http://www.thevelvethottub.com/blog/uploaded_images/katy-perry-boobs-2.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: lamaros on January 01, 2012, 04:30:32 PM
I'm a fan of Katy and her music.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on January 04, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45878175/ns/today-entertainment/

More eerie!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MuffinMan on January 04, 2012, 11:03:51 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45878175/ns/today-entertainment/

More eerie!
So you're telling me there's a chance?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cadaverine on January 05, 2012, 01:32:41 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45878175/ns/today-entertainment/

More eerie!

Best news I've heard all year!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: SurfD on April 27, 2012, 01:11:50 AM
So.  Katy Perry.  Now In 3D!!! (http://www.katyperrypartofme.com/)

Because after Bieber and Glee, we totally didn't see this eventually coming.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on April 27, 2012, 07:37:38 AM
At this statge, the only shock will be if the enevitable "leaked" porn dvd will be in 3D

Oh and...

If you see "last post by Sir T" you can almost always bet on "not what I was looking for".

I'm glad I don't dissapoint  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Simond on August 15, 2012, 06:39:36 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/katy-perry-loses-her-bikini-bottom-in-a-wave-pool

Does what it says on the link.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on August 15, 2012, 08:02:43 PM
She was losing more than her bikini bottom...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 15, 2012, 08:33:42 PM
I like that they called that wave pool a "bikini demolisher", but it didn't produce us a full monty.  :sad:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on August 15, 2012, 08:39:41 PM
She was losing more than her bikini bottom...

Nice catch.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on August 16, 2012, 09:10:29 AM
Yes.  Yes it was... :drillf:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on October 09, 2012, 04:26:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKuYWF9i3r8

Katy getting molded...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on October 09, 2012, 04:32:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKuYWF9i3r8

Katy getting molded...

They're real... and they're spectacular!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: TheWalrus on October 10, 2012, 12:03:23 AM
I hope the woman doing that was a lesbian.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on October 10, 2012, 10:55:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKuYWF9i3r8

Katy getting molded...

They're real... and they're spectacular!

I was a bit disappointed. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on October 10, 2012, 11:02:52 PM
I was a bit disappointed. 

Not a Seinfeld fan, are you?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on October 10, 2012, 11:04:32 PM
I haven't watched TV in 20 years or more.  This fact makes me fall prey to quotes from shows.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: dalien on October 25, 2012, 06:08:19 PM
Not sure if this belongs here or in the Politics forum but regardless, she is still hot.

(http://i.imgur.com/d1YNU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wkxE0.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on October 25, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
Meh, pop stars are politically liberal, country stars are conservative, world keeps on spinning.

Probably could have done without the fight the power pose from a chick voting for an incumbent  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on October 25, 2012, 06:26:05 PM
I agree!  There ARE a bunch of words in the way of my view. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on October 26, 2012, 07:32:58 AM
That dress makes me want to put a lot of checks by Romney...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on October 26, 2012, 11:07:17 AM
Did you just dip your tongue in an inkpot?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 11, 2013, 04:53:54 AM
(http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/perry-grammys/katy-perry-grammys-2013-red-carpet-03.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on February 11, 2013, 05:14:16 AM
I want to take a nap on them.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on February 11, 2013, 06:23:12 AM
Oh.. well that explains the Ellen pic I saw earlier.  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 11, 2013, 10:29:39 AM
That was enjoyable.

More enjoyable than the majority of performances.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 11, 2013, 11:47:51 AM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33271127/13%20-%201.jpg)

It really is a great pic.   :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Hutch on February 11, 2013, 12:14:37 PM
Threesome!

(I'm making a post with that word in it, on behalf of myself, and everyone else who's thinking it.)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Shannow on February 11, 2013, 12:18:50 PM
I think Ellen basically summed up how every man and lesbian in the world felt upon seeing those pics. Hopefully they won a Grammy last night.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on February 11, 2013, 02:11:48 PM
Katy Perry is one of those celebrities with a large variance between their "every day" look and their "Hollywood" look.  If you plopped Katy Perry in a Midwest mall with little makeup, she would be slightly above average due to her figure more than anything else.  Emma Stone is the same, but for different reasons.  

I am going on the record as saying Katy Perry is NOT hot, but she looks good when she is dolled up with the twins front and center.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 11, 2013, 02:27:09 PM
Well to me, I have a thing for the light eyes/dark haired girls. Even plain, I still think she's hot. Of course, that Jesus tattoo is a huge red flag with me...but for other reasons. Still doesn't detract.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 11, 2013, 03:15:04 PM
(http://www.todsup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Katy-Perry-without-makeup.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 11, 2013, 03:21:03 PM
Yeah I am still ok with that.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on February 11, 2013, 03:30:06 PM
She's still got the boobs, right?

Cuz, yes, I'm that shallow.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 11, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
Yeah I am still ok with that.  :awesome_for_real:

I don't have any issues with that.  That's nothing compared to some of the ugly that shows up on supermodels when they aren't wearing their makeup.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on February 11, 2013, 03:48:51 PM
I'd motorboat it, and be minty fresh in the bargain.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on February 11, 2013, 05:24:11 PM
Hey, gotta give her credit for allowing herself to be filmed sans makeup. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on February 11, 2013, 05:55:33 PM
I like that look even more...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nevermore on February 11, 2013, 06:00:30 PM
Because she actually looks like a real person there, and an attractive one at that?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 11, 2013, 06:43:43 PM
I still prefer that picture where it looked like her (now ex-)husband woke her up in the middle of the night or something.

Oh and I suggest watching her concert movie, I did and I do not regret it.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on February 12, 2013, 12:45:18 AM
Oh and I suggest watching her concert movie, I did and I do not regret it.  :why_so_serious:

 :headscratch: Not sure if serious?

That raven black hair on a pretty face just ruins me.  The blue eyes are a double whammy.  The big pillowy boobs on top of that?  Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on February 12, 2013, 01:16:50 AM
I hate to stun people but she's still clearly wearing makeup in that pic.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2013, 09:56:32 AM
I hate to stun people

No, you don't.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on February 12, 2013, 10:56:41 AM
 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on February 12, 2013, 11:22:37 AM
There's a difference between light makeup and pancake camera-ready makeup.  Not a lot of women go completely without.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on February 12, 2013, 11:57:11 AM
Because whores.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 12, 2013, 01:28:56 PM
Because whores.

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/ViewMaster1885/1180098450661.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on February 12, 2013, 02:18:44 PM
Whores for Jesus!  :uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: tazelbain on February 12, 2013, 02:24:02 PM
Whores for Jesus!  :uhrr:
True story bro. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on February 12, 2013, 06:56:42 PM
Oh and I suggest watching her concert movie, I did and I do not regret it.  :why_so_serious:

 :headscratch: Not sure if serious?

That raven black hair on a pretty face just ruins me.  The blue eyes are a double whammy.  The big pillowy boobs on top of that?  Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.
Serious. It was entertaining and you might learn one or two things about her you did not know before. It is also surprisingly honest (the breakup of their marriage) in some places.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rendakor on February 13, 2013, 03:16:55 AM
Whores for Jesus!  :uhrr:
True story bro. (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing")
Broken link is broken.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on March 10, 2013, 12:44:05 PM
Totally random image search result (for a "I is typing" animated gif of all things...)

(http://cdn.omgpost.com/images/2012/April/11/4f85a2f5eed1e.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on March 10, 2013, 05:37:06 PM
Didn't we do that already ?

Oh, no-one cares ?

Fair enough.

I'll leave you to your ogling.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on March 10, 2013, 07:38:55 PM
I think this is a higher quality gif.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on March 11, 2013, 02:24:40 PM
It is high quality, alright.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 11, 2013, 02:31:35 PM
We need to go deeper.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on March 11, 2013, 02:54:02 PM
grrr... not Katy Perry...



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on March 11, 2013, 04:23:19 PM
Meh.  I can still fap to it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on March 11, 2013, 07:36:35 PM
I think this is a higher quality gif.
Crap thought it was new.

No disappointed though.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on March 12, 2013, 02:20:06 PM
(http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/katy_perry_bieber_dildo2_zps891fb9e7.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on March 13, 2013, 10:52:59 AM
I don't know whether to be horrified or aroused. :|


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on March 13, 2013, 10:58:24 AM
I do.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on March 13, 2013, 11:03:28 AM
Why not both?!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on March 13, 2013, 12:21:39 PM
Winner.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Bzalthek on March 13, 2013, 12:48:59 PM
Oh my god, that's awful!   fapfapfap


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mithas on April 05, 2013, 11:01:12 PM
(http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i450/jmarko579/gty_portia_ellen_degeneres_katy_perry_thg_130211_wblog.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on April 05, 2013, 11:03:21 PM
BW from page 23. However that image link is now broken*. So, thank you.

* Yes, I checked. Because.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on April 05, 2013, 11:04:21 PM
BW from page 23. However that image link is now broken*. So, thank you.


I also knew it was a BW.  Oddly, I didn't mind.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on April 05, 2013, 11:07:02 PM
Oh yes, it being a BW is just like a bibliography or other such piece of academi trivia. No judgement cast.

On that note, I'm pretty sure this is too, but, who cares?

Edit: This site is jank. They seem to use some type of gallery player that breaks deep linking. Here's the original photographer's site (http://www.fashiontography.net/2010/07/katy-perry-yu-tsai-esquire-uk.html).

(http://i.imgur.com/YGzvQNa.jpg)

fify - Samwise


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mithas on April 06, 2013, 01:11:32 AM
BW from page 23. However that image link is now broken*. So, thank you.

* Yes, I checked. Because.

Oops. Must have missed that one. Oh well, that dress is amazing. Or rather the way she fits in that dress is amazing.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Rendakor on April 10, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Darniaq, that link doesn't appear to be working either.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on April 11, 2013, 09:41:11 PM
Yea. Only hint is they have "gallery_plugin" in the filepath, which implies they have a gallery player that tries to prevent deep linking. So fuck it, I updated the link to be to the original photographer's site. I was gonna rehost the image, but while I care about giving you all the best content experience possible, "possible" ends with scary copyright violation threats :-)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on April 11, 2013, 11:53:53 PM
I was gonna rehost the image, but while I care about giving you all the best content experience possible, "possible" ends with scary copyright violation threats :-)

You know you can just host stuff someplace like imgur.com or tinypic.com or even dropbox and nobody will give any fucks, right?  imgur's not going to trace your IP to serve you with a cease and desist because you rehosted one picture out of Esquire that's already freely available on the web.

(http://i.imgur.com/fMDcBV5.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on April 12, 2013, 07:11:40 AM
I like Katy Perry because she's bringing Black hair back in to style.  There's been so many bleach-blondes over the last 15-20 years that I've begun to find blondes in general unattractive.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on April 12, 2013, 07:38:17 AM
Raven black hair on an otherwise good looking woman just destroys me.  The blue eyes and big pillowy breasts just compound the issue.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on April 12, 2013, 08:09:59 AM
I like Katy Perry because she's bringing Black hair back in to style.  There's been so many bleach-blondes over the last 15-20 years that I've begun to find blondes in general unattractive.

I have to say, I agree - though a natural blonde with freckles and overall fair features will still make me pause and gather myself. However, I have found myself drawn more towards darker hair - even better with light eyes.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on April 12, 2013, 08:52:53 AM
I saw a thin young redhead walking down the street yesterday and almost ran into a tree.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on April 12, 2013, 09:45:23 PM
You know you can just host stuff someplace like imgur.com

Every time I see "imgur" I think "I don't know Ingmar nearly well enough to ask him to host images for me.

And yes, the deeper truth is I'm only interest just enough. My cut off is 45 seconds  :grin:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on April 12, 2013, 11:53:54 PM
Every time I see "imgur" I think "I don't know Ingmar nearly well enough to ask him to host images for me.

And yes, the deeper truth is I'm only interest just enough. My cut off is 45 seconds  :grin:

I know at this point it's probably reached the point of being a lifestyle choice and you'd actually go out of your way NOT to rehost images in a sane way, and because it is so easy I actually don't even mind spending the rest of my life just following along behind you and editing your posts so that the images work, but just so I can be satisfied that I've done everything I can to teach a man to fish, here's a selection of tools that make rehosting literally a three-second process (http://imgur.com/apps).  Right-click image, "rehost", it opens a new tab with a URL that is hotlinkable.  Magic.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Bzalthek on April 13, 2013, 09:59:36 AM
Samwise: picking on the "special" people since 2004.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on April 13, 2013, 10:39:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Tqz5CLK.png)

 :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on April 17, 2013, 11:50:41 AM
(http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/501286d1345726540-katy-perry-animated-gif-many-talents-katy-perry-multiple-cleavage-shots-24881155550644886743.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on April 17, 2013, 11:57:38 AM
(http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/501286d1345726540-katy-perry-animated-gif-many-talents-katy-perry-multiple-cleavage-shots-24881155550644886743.gif)
Needs more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMGnjbN8ytQ


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ratman_tf on April 22, 2013, 07:47:39 PM
Needs more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMGnjbN8ytQ

Make it so!

Horribly tempted to have 3 copies of the seisureboobs quoted. Resisted temptation.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on July 26, 2013, 05:52:17 PM
So Cracked did a story of celebs before they were famous/ without their makeup

http://www.cracked.com/blog/13-photos-that-shatter-your-image-famous-people-part-2/

And they featured Katy Perry

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/1/190791.jpg) <-- tweeted by her then boyfriend Russel Brand and immediately deleted. Sorry, the internet keeps all.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/6/190796_v1.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 27, 2013, 12:34:33 AM
This thread is totally not about real world Katy Perry.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 12, 2013, 06:38:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ABal8cX.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on August 12, 2013, 07:16:45 PM
I don't know what's going on in that pic but I like it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Samwise on August 12, 2013, 07:28:12 PM
It looks like they're using their teeth to relieve her of her undergarments.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Khaldun on August 15, 2013, 06:58:19 PM
Wait, is the 'real world' Katy Perry not attractive to some people? I find the person in those pictures quite good-looking.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 15, 2013, 07:05:20 PM
Wait, is the 'real world' Katy Perry not attractive to some people? I find the person in those pictures quite good-looking.

Because they think they have a chance at better?  Mainly it's just because of the perception of beauty that's been created by Hollywood.  I would rather be with a girl that looks good naturally then with layers of make-up on.  I also think she looks fine, very few girls look spectacular when you wake them up and take a picture of them first thing in the morning.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on August 15, 2013, 07:21:09 PM
One person linked a picture from years ago that few people cared about.  Relax.

I am more interested in the possibility that the tacky wallpaper my parents used when I was a five year old might be coming back in style.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 16, 2013, 09:28:41 AM
That's wallpaper?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on August 16, 2013, 09:33:12 AM
I am more interested in the possibility that the tacky wallpaper my parents used when I was a five year old might be coming back in style.

It's too late.  That already happened.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: HaemishM on August 16, 2013, 04:14:53 PM
I remember my dentist's office had that same wallpaper when I was 10. I hated that fucking dentist. Yanked a number of teeth out of my head.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 16, 2013, 08:09:18 PM
Does anyone truly like dentists?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on August 22, 2013, 08:53:12 AM
Not many.  Particularly when they're coming at you with the working end of a needle.  That is why it's such a stressful job. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 22, 2013, 09:56:10 AM
If it makes you feel better, I like my dentist a lot when I'm not in his office.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on August 22, 2013, 10:05:18 AM
I don't particularly like most dentists.  Most of them are raging GOP/Teaparty type dickbags that only care about money.  But that's a different story.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on August 22, 2013, 10:10:59 AM
Yes it is. :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on August 22, 2013, 10:28:38 AM
I like my dentist.  He's not a cunt.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: jgsugden on September 04, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Dentists?  No.  Dental hygenists?  One of my dentists (selected by my ex-wife) clearly understood that he was going to get a lot more business with honey than vinegar.  He seemed to have a Hooters themed hiring practice, and the young ladies clearly understood and did not object to objectification.  When she sits on the right and all the tools are placed unnecessarily far from her on the left side of the chair, it is clear that the show was an intended part of the service.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on September 04, 2013, 04:48:02 PM
The most beautiful woman I've seen in real life was a dental hygienist at my former dentist.  Not only stunning, but sweet and friendly and smart.  Ye gods.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on September 04, 2013, 06:15:01 PM
My hygienist is an overweight older woman but I don't give a rat's ass because she's extremely good at cleaning teeth with a minimum of pain and lecturing about flossing.  I'll take her over a hotty any day.

I will tolerate an incompetent hot women in every area of my life that does not involve jamming razor sharp pieces of metal into my mouth.

On topic although I'm sure already posted in the thread:

(http://i.imgur.com/neSradQ.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on October 21, 2013, 03:41:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yq66pQB.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on October 23, 2013, 12:45:58 AM
Second best job in the world.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Furiously on October 23, 2013, 01:55:44 PM
Bet he's gay and not appreciative.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on October 23, 2013, 06:15:21 PM
What job is that?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on October 23, 2013, 06:18:59 PM
Boob fluffer?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on October 23, 2013, 07:01:19 PM
Boob fluffer?

I want this on my business card.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: EWSpider on October 25, 2013, 07:05:35 AM
Boob fluffer?

I want this on my business card.

There is now scientific evidence to legitimize your new found career:

http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

"Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world."


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on October 25, 2013, 09:36:23 AM
The most forwarded news story in the history of the Internet.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on October 25, 2013, 03:08:50 PM
Until the study that says anal sex makes women smarter, anyway.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on October 25, 2013, 07:35:57 PM
Until the study that says anal sex makes women smarter, anyway.

How about one that says semen intake (any orifice) makes them happier and fights depression instead?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/22/semen-is-good-for-your-health-and-helps-fight-depression_n_1820892.html



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on October 27, 2013, 01:33:23 PM
You guys can get right on that.  I'll stick to the boob squeezing, thanks.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: naum on October 28, 2013, 03:32:17 PM
http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/

Quote
Heather Locklear, 51, looks half her age but is her secret skincare worth a try? In a recent interview with TMZ.com, Heather was asked her advice on some good skin creams to help with the aging process. ”You don’t wanna know what I’m gonna to say,” replied the television star. The reporter continued to pursue an answer out of her and, sure enough, he got an odd response.

“You just put semen on your face,” Heather answered as she did a rubbing motion around her face. Photographers erupted in laughter even though Heather seemed to be totally serious. Would you do this just to maintain your beauty?

Expert cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Oscar Hevia tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that there is some truth behind this bizarre beauty tip.

“Semen contains proteolytic enzymes, which are designed to break down proteins. In theory, if applied to the skin, these enzymes could help to break down the uneven and thickened dead layer of older, sun-damaged skin. This could make the skin feel smoother.”


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on October 28, 2013, 03:38:01 PM
A bukkake a week keeps your wrinkles alseep?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on October 28, 2013, 04:03:32 PM
Semen.  Is there anything it can't do?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Yegolev on October 28, 2013, 07:29:33 PM
It can't let me not wear condoms.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on October 29, 2013, 10:14:23 AM
Marriage does that tho.

Because Sex Stops.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on October 29, 2013, 10:27:22 AM
The irony is that the wife gets pissed when you take on a willing host.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 03, 2013, 06:34:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYEueeVCQAAG7QZ.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on November 03, 2013, 07:47:35 PM
That's pretty funny.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on November 18, 2013, 03:27:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PlrfLyM.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on November 18, 2013, 03:45:22 PM
Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.

Urg.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 18, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
I Find those two things make for great bed mates.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on November 18, 2013, 04:12:02 PM
Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.

Urg.

TWO cross rings.  :uhrr:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 18, 2013, 04:17:45 PM
It's not a secret she was raised in a strict Christian household and that's shes religious.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on November 18, 2013, 04:23:11 PM
No, it's no secret.  It's no secret either that it all screams JUST NO to me.

I suspect it also had a great deal to do with her and big hairy one calling it quits.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 18, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
I still wouldn't kick her out of bed.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cadaverine on November 18, 2013, 06:09:48 PM
(https://db.tt/p9xEfxkA)

Crosses?  Grin?  What are you people on about?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on November 18, 2013, 06:45:13 PM
Even I find that cross ring annoying. It's just gaudy.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on November 18, 2013, 07:56:28 PM
Ok let's try that again.

(http://i.imgur.com/PlrfLyM.jpg)

Now who's noticing what cross ring (and try to pretend Ironwood didn't call it out)?

Even the smile is far less creepy, or, far less this-isn't-the-105th-time-I've-had-to-smile-in-5-minutes glued on.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Paelos on November 18, 2013, 09:22:12 PM
Honestly, before he said anything I noticed it too. It's really obvious.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Venkman on November 18, 2013, 10:04:35 PM
My point/question was if anyone would've noticed if the picture wasn't displayed at its full 1600px width  :lol:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on November 18, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Intentional. Scroll to the tits, you twats.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mithas on November 19, 2013, 12:08:38 AM
I wonder how the "I Kissed a Girl" song went over in her family

(http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i450/jmarko579/katy-perry-prism-cover-story-01-760x760.jpg) (http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/jmarko579/media/katy-perry-prism-cover-story-01-760x760.jpg.html)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on November 19, 2013, 04:38:40 AM
Honestly, I didn't see crosses, I saw tits.  Also, nice pic Mithas.  :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Der Helm on November 19, 2013, 05:07:32 AM
I wonder how the "I Kissed a Girl" song went over in her family

Watch her "movie". It's actually not that bad.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on November 20, 2013, 12:30:35 PM
Is it me or is there an odd flat looking lump on her left boob? Like she has had an accidental shifting of her boobflask.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on November 20, 2013, 12:36:52 PM
Probably just a combination of lighting and bad photoshopping.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Nebu on November 20, 2013, 12:38:30 PM
That's where she keeps her pocket New Testament.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on November 20, 2013, 12:44:16 PM
I always thought she seemed like more of an Old Testament sort of gal. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lantyssa on November 21, 2013, 07:01:51 PM
She had a come to Jesus moment.

Also needs a better bra.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 24, 2013, 07:28:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fCst9MH.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: JWIV on November 24, 2013, 08:14:53 PM
No fair bringing out the jessica rabbit dress.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on November 25, 2013, 03:20:34 PM
Yeah, that pic almost makes me interested.  Good look.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 26, 2013, 05:57:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/L8ssqTS.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on December 02, 2013, 09:58:26 AM
Dammit, camera man. You had ONE JOB to do.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Trippy on December 02, 2013, 10:01:48 AM
That's the director's fault for switching cameras.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: shiznitz on December 02, 2013, 02:30:02 PM
No one switched cameras.  They just edited which camera got cut.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on December 02, 2013, 02:37:52 PM
Let's just go ahead and say the whole lot should be fired. Or release the video to the web. Either way. Mostly the latter.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on December 16, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vTV23mf.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on December 16, 2013, 04:24:23 PM
*steeples fingers*  Excellent.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ghambit on December 16, 2013, 10:19:34 PM
Guy just copped a feel with a hand puppet.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on December 16, 2013, 11:10:47 PM
It's not copping when she puts it there and makes that face. She knows what she did.

Also, notice my reverse image width abuse! Bwahaha Sam!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on December 17, 2013, 01:12:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jiHShB4.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Jherad on December 19, 2013, 08:30:33 PM
Achoo.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on December 20, 2013, 10:17:54 AM
Achoo.
bravo!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on January 13, 2014, 03:53:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/llOaVTF.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Pagz on January 31, 2014, 06:15:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wcfjyvw.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on February 23, 2014, 02:10:31 PM
She kissed Miley and didn't like it.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/8036b3993f408764377e1b5ae624aaae/tumblr_n1fwtme2G11qhnjulo2_250.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Tannhauser on February 23, 2014, 05:50:04 PM
At the last second Miley opened her mouth and tounge-punched Katy's tonsils.  Surprise!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on February 23, 2014, 06:00:53 PM
That's honestly what it seemed like to me and I have no idea what's going on in 'youth' music.  She expected closed mouth but got open.  There's got to be a line somewhere!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on March 13, 2014, 03:30:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XNq3lzS.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on March 13, 2014, 04:06:23 PM
(http://static.dyp.im/qDPfhJbsjc/01fca8de02e269d81460874662c091ad.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Khaldun on March 15, 2014, 09:14:27 AM
The other lady seems to have a combination of Yog-Sothoth and a muppet devouring the top of her head.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Surlyboi on March 15, 2014, 04:23:31 PM
Kperry ftagn.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sky on March 18, 2014, 09:41:53 AM
I do feel kind of bad for the stupid shit she makes her backup singers wear. On the other hand, I bet they get paid well.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on April 25, 2014, 01:47:36 AM
So, Katy Perry. She's actually kinda cool? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEUg7OplvIQ)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on April 25, 2014, 03:00:12 AM
Well, she is legitimately funny.  And while I have no doubt that much of this is for promotional purposes, it also seems like the kind of thing she would do.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Engels on April 25, 2014, 10:06:42 AM
Oh, I'm sure the entire thing is 100% staged. The only part that -may- not be faked is the kids' glee at discovering who she was in the princess outfit. But even then its only wishful thinking. Doesn't make this thing any less creative.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on April 25, 2014, 12:52:58 PM
I bet the reaction was legit in that case.  The whole princess thing was probably the best of the bunch.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on May 22, 2014, 02:31:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UXfj77U.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on May 22, 2014, 03:01:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HvGv41W.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: penfold on May 23, 2014, 10:25:46 AM
She dresses like a clown, a godamn sexy clown, but a clown nevertheless.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on May 23, 2014, 10:52:47 AM
Mate, I'm fairly sure that's some form of stage costume...


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on May 23, 2014, 12:08:50 PM
No, that's her on a Tuesday at Target.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on May 23, 2014, 12:33:09 PM
I gotta start shopping there.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Morat20 on July 01, 2014, 07:37:35 PM
That gif is fucking mesmerizing.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: angry.bob on July 03, 2014, 06:46:30 PM
That's honestly what it seemed like to me and I have no idea what's going on in 'youth' music.  She expected closed mouth but got open.  There's got to be a line somewhere!

Miley Cyrus is just overboard. This is tame compared to what she's up to nowadays. Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy. She's about one tongue in her asshole onstage from being Rockbitch.

That out of the way, Katy Perry always seems to have a good sense of humor about everything and seems like she'd be fun to date.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: 01101010 on July 03, 2014, 07:56:57 PM
That's honestly what it seemed like to me and I have no idea what's going on in 'youth' music.  She expected closed mouth but got open.  There's got to be a line somewhere!

Miley Cyrus is just overboard. This is tame compared to what she's up to nowadays. Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy. She's about one tongue in her asshole onstage from being Rockbitch.

That out of the way, Katy Perry always seems to have a good sense of humor about everything and seems like she'd be fun to date.

I am the exact opposite mentality. I'd date the trainwrecks because a) I know what I am already getting myself into and have an escape plan, and b) Freaks have the best sex (at least the ones I used to romp with). Katy seems exactly as you say, but my spidey senses are in full seizure-mode because there is some underlying chaos there that even I don't want to poke with a stick.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Miasma on July 03, 2014, 08:05:41 PM
Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: angry.bob on July 03, 2014, 08:36:17 PM
Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?

Eh, I just googled and didn't see any. Miley threads on 4chan always have them though, along with webm versions and high res pictures of her rubbing herself and pulling her bathing suit thingy up into her asscrack while she bends over. But they also have that picture that's half her face and half justin beiber's face and they look identical.

Honestly, there's nothing at all hot about any of it. It's like a time machine letting you look at what Courtney Love would have been like at 19. That new video of the Irish tourist girl blowing 24 guys for a free drink was better.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on July 03, 2014, 09:59:14 PM
Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?

(http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/h3755C3D9.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Shannow on July 04, 2014, 08:19:23 PM
I'm laughing and crying in terror all at the same time.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 09, 2014, 12:27:13 PM
That new video of the Irish tourist girl blowing 24 guys for a free drink was better.

You have my attention.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ginaz on July 09, 2014, 07:49:59 PM
That new video of the Irish tourist girl blowing 24 guys for a free drink was better.

You have my attention.

Classy lassy. :facepalm:

http://gawker.com/video-of-tourist-blowing-24-men-for-free-drinks-trigger-1599702690


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: MahrinSkel on July 09, 2014, 09:00:31 PM
The background is apparently that she did this willingly, having been promised a "holiday" as a prize.  "Holiday" turned out to be the name of a cocktail.

--Dave


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on July 09, 2014, 09:22:30 PM
This thread went to a weird place.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on July 09, 2014, 11:44:11 PM
PRESSING THE RESET BUTTON.

(http://i.imgur.com/BrjOID6.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mithas on July 10, 2014, 12:12:16 AM
(http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i450/jmarko579/Katy-PerryGQ.jpg) (http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/jmarko579/media/Katy-PerryGQ.jpg.html)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ginaz on July 10, 2014, 01:26:11 AM
(http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i450/jmarko579/Katy-PerryGQ.jpg) (http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/jmarko579/media/Katy-PerryGQ.jpg.html)

I was hoping this was going to be a bouncy gif. :heartbreak:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on July 10, 2014, 01:31:17 AM
Unfocus your eyes and those stripes sorta move.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on July 10, 2014, 01:36:07 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2n7yXXTw1qec4gro1_500.gif)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AekfRp3VtKM/U5G5c6iP24I/AAAAAAAAG1g/BcOLXA-6Zlo/s1600/Katy+Perry+Gifs+(1).gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ginaz on July 10, 2014, 03:18:25 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2n7yXXTw1qec4gro1_500.gif)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AekfRp3VtKM/U5G5c6iP24I/AAAAAAAAG1g/BcOLXA-6Zlo/s1600/Katy+Perry+Gifs+(1).gif)

Slow motion bouncy gif?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: jgsugden on July 10, 2014, 09:02:34 PM
Unfocus your eyes and those stripes sorta move.
No, they just seemed to bounce because of what you other hand was doing....


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: slog on August 24, 2014, 07:48:10 PM
http://idly.craveonline.com/2014/08/katy-perry-ice-bucket-challenge-als/


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on August 24, 2014, 07:50:30 PM
That was kinda shitty and the ice bucket challenge can lick my ass.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Mithas on August 24, 2014, 08:14:16 PM
Yeah nothing jiggled. She's still hot.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on August 24, 2014, 09:38:09 PM
(http://k32.kn3.net/taringa/2/5/7/4/8/5/92/trollaciot/119.gif)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 01, 2014, 12:10:57 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/31/10/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-12312-1414764825-17.jpg)

Katy Perry is flamin hot.    :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 26, 2014, 07:55:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lUczxa0.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: WayAbvPar on November 26, 2014, 10:15:04 PM
 :inluv:
'Tis the season to think about stuffing,  after all.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Abagadro on November 26, 2014, 11:59:27 PM
I'd go full turducken on that!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ghambit on November 27, 2014, 12:20:47 AM
That's a Shakespeare antenna she's standing next to.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: taolurker on November 27, 2014, 12:42:45 AM
More images

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2846450/Katy-Perry-shows-INCREDIBLE-figure-pink-bikini-soaks-sunshine-Sydney-Harbour.html


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: pants on November 27, 2014, 04:03:13 AM
At the wish of wandering into politics territory

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/katy-perry-in-legal-stoush-with-sydney-paparazzo-jamie-fawcett-20141125-11tdpg.html


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Pennilenko on November 27, 2014, 11:46:56 PM
I kind of think it would be interesting if stars started taking photos of the paparazzi and posting them online.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: schild on November 28, 2014, 01:18:23 PM
I kind of think it would be interesting if stars started taking photos of the paparazzi and posting them online.
Someone did this. The paparazzi lost their shit. There's a video somewhere.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on September 30, 2015, 05:28:29 AM
Fan gets a bit gropey in Brazil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vijs5L2jPNE


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on September 30, 2015, 08:51:38 AM
Yeah, it looks like she encouraged the fan but still had that look of "where the hell is my security" in her eyes.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Sir T on September 30, 2015, 01:09:53 PM
Katy Perry the product must encourage fantasies of fans and must 'love' her fans. Katy Perry the woman has different opinions that occasionally have to leak out.  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on October 01, 2015, 05:29:21 PM
https://youtu.be/9zBAO9SAKS4

Here is the full vid of the gropening. 


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on October 02, 2015, 12:27:05 AM
Honestly, if you are going to drape yourself over the lady like that, why on earth wouldn't you just grab hold of both boobs?  This video was way more interesting when I hadn't yet seen it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Draegan on October 02, 2015, 02:36:54 PM
What is more valuable? A half second of breast groping or 30 seconds of leg humping?


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on October 02, 2015, 02:49:28 PM
I find myself asking how her response would have differed if the amorous fan had been male.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on October 02, 2015, 03:02:26 PM
I find myself asking how her response would have differed if the amorous fan had been male.

Probably more legal ramifications if a guy had done that.  I am sure it's also why she picked a girl in the first place.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: ghost on October 02, 2015, 03:04:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lUczxa0.jpg)

My favorite view in all of women.  Nice stuff.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: El Gallo on October 13, 2015, 06:07:28 PM
I find myself asking how her response would have differed if the amorous fan had been male.

Honestly, if you are going to drape yourself over the lady like that, why on earth wouldn't you just grab hold of both boobs?  This video was way more interesting when I hadn't yet seen it.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Evildrider on November 18, 2015, 10:08:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nE0Y2q3.jpg)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Father mike on November 18, 2015, 10:12:18 PM
I have no idea what a "Moschino" is, but their marketing dept is okay in my book.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ghambit on November 18, 2015, 10:28:26 PM
Heavily shopped, but whatevs.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on November 18, 2015, 11:57:13 PM
I have no idea what a "Moschino" is, but their marketing dept is okay in my book.

It's a kind of flavoured coffee.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Brofellos on March 01, 2016, 09:35:59 AM
Thoughts on the conspiracy theory that Katy Perry is actually an adult JonBenet Ramsey?  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: jgsugden on March 01, 2016, 07:02:26 PM
See the pictures above.  That should pretty much distract you from the JonBenet nonsense.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: calapine on March 02, 2016, 10:30:00 AM
I have no idea what a "Moschino" is, but their marketing dept is okay in my book.

It's a kind of flavoured coffee.

Sarcasm I know. But it's an Italian fashion label.

Especially their belts are very iconic:

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/9963312/1279576_IMG_4858_large.jpg?1305934570)



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 02, 2016, 12:54:15 PM
Katy Perry really looks different wearing Moschino  :drill:


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Ironwood on March 03, 2016, 03:26:46 AM
Yeah, sorta mail order bride Russian.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Father mike on March 03, 2016, 05:07:33 PM
So, some guy decided to do a thesis-level dissertation on Katy Perry's boobs.

http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP (http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP)

Nice work, but I suspect we're going to read about him getting arrested trespassing in one of her former apartments. 



Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: jgsugden on March 03, 2016, 05:23:20 PM
So, some guy decided to do a thesis-level dissertation on Katy Perry's boobs.

http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP (http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP)

Nice work, but I suspect we're going to read about him getting arrested trespassing in one of her former apartments. 
This is why we have drones.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: apocrypha on March 04, 2016, 04:19:43 AM
So, some guy decided to do a thesis-level dissertation on Katy Perry's boobs.

http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP (http://imgur.com/a/V4gwP)

Nice work, but I suspect we're going to read about him getting arrested trespassing in one of her former apartments. 

Terrible work for a thesis, depending on the level of qualification it was intended for. No comparative studies, no proper references, no thesis/antithesis. While interesting, from a purely selfish and prurient point of view, it's rather shallow for any kind of dissertation.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 04, 2016, 05:57:32 AM
And yet, I gave it an A.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on March 04, 2016, 07:34:50 AM
Really? I'd give it a D.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 04, 2016, 09:07:41 AM
I may have been distracted by all the boobs.  It's a character flaw.


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Merusk on March 04, 2016, 09:24:50 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/704172/F13%20Photos/WOOSH.GIF)


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 04, 2016, 10:59:50 AM
HAHAHA! ^^^  I needed a pic like that a bit ago, so thanks!


Title: Re: So. Katy Perry. She's hot.
Post by: Cyrrex on March 05, 2016, 02:53:43 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/704172/F13%20Photos/WOOSH.GIF)

Heh, no, I got it.  I just couldn't find an appropriate response, so instead I went back and looked at the boobs again.