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Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 01:20:04 AM

I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!
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Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 08:11:59 AM

I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!
Who is it? My name/face memory is for shit, so I'm stuck with "She looks really familiar".
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Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 11:51:24 AM

I really, badly want to see her naked.

I did notice her eyes before her headlights!

All I saw was the pizza and then I noticed it was reaching for her bazoombas. I'm really thirsty for milk alluva sudden.

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Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 12:48:05 PM

That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.
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Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 01:00:24 PM

That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.
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Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 02:09:10 PM

I really, badly want to see her naked.

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Edit: Ok, truth, I didn't notice the buttons til I viewed it like 3 times. But I did notice her eyes before her headlights!
Who is it? My name/face memory is for shit, so I'm stuck with "She looks really familiar".

She kissed a girl and she liked it.

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Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 07:36:10 PM

That's her? I don't know the song, just the hubub around it, but suddenly my curiosity is piqued.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #8 on: July 26, 2008, 05:56:58 AM






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Reply #9 on: July 26, 2008, 12:26:23 PM

That's the sort of picture I want at 1920x1200 for wallpaper. I think I'll email the photographer.

Edit: Email sent.
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No response back yet. Here's hoping.
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Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 08:13:22 AM

All I know is her music sucks but she is super fine. Too Hot For Porn fine.
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Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 10:33:14 AM

But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

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Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 10:43:34 AM

I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.

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Reply #13 on: July 31, 2008, 11:09:11 AM

But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.
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Reply #14 on: July 31, 2008, 11:39:09 AM

All I know is her music sucks but she is super fine. Too Hot For Porn fine.

Yes.

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Reply #15 on: July 31, 2008, 11:42:54 AM

I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.
The video for that song is hilariously bad. I don't think anyone involved had:

1) Ever met a lesbian or bisexual. EVER.
2) Knew what was attractive about women.
3) Had a fashion sense.

It's hard to fuck up "bi-curious half-naked chicks", but somehow they ended up with "hilarious" and not "hot". She didn't even look that great in it.
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Reply #16 on: July 31, 2008, 12:40:28 PM

I can better understand now why her song has been number one (well, around here anyway) for many weeks.  Now I actually can picture her kissing other uber hot girls, and well, yeah.  It tingles a bit.
The video for that song is hilariously bad. I don't think anyone involved had:

1) Ever met a lesbian or bisexual. EVER.
2) Knew what was attractive about women.
3) Had a fashion sense.

It's hard to fuck up "bi-curious half-naked chicks", but somehow they ended up with "hilarious" and not "hot". She didn't even look that great in it.

Dude, stop ruining the thread!

But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.

Yep.  It would ruin it somehow.  I could go for a good topless shot, however.

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Reply #17 on: July 31, 2008, 01:02:30 PM

Mostly because the dress & buttons are awful.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

No. They are for my teeth.


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Reply #18 on: July 31, 2008, 03:02:58 PM

But if she were to do porn anyway, that would be acceptable.

She's so gorgeous, I actually disagree with you.

Yep.  It would ruin it somehow.  I could go for a good topless shot, however.
That would be nice.  I agree that porn might ruin it somehow, but a part of me still wants it anyways.

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Reply #19 on: August 01, 2008, 06:49:00 AM

 
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She's just got big eyes and big tits.

Which I will unilaterally declare to be the most important criteria in hotness.  And even so, it's more than that.  She's so hot that she threatens to take over the Vader Pics thread.  Think about that for a minute.

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Reply #20 on: August 01, 2008, 06:52:33 AM

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Reply #21 on: August 01, 2008, 07:10:27 PM

I'm not sure how this suddenly became a mixed Vader/Katy Perry thread but here's a video just for schild:

http://www.mediafire.com/?qbgjyfbzhm0
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Reply #22 on: August 01, 2008, 09:49:56 PM

I can't say I liked hearing her voice. It's funny how much better she sounds when the modulation kicked in.

Also, there was a blonde in the front row of the audience staring at the pianist/guitarist.
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Reply #23 on: August 01, 2008, 09:51:16 PM

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She's just got big eyes and big tits.

Which I will unilaterally declare to be the most important criteria in hotness.  And even so, it's more than that.  She's so hot that she threatens to take over the Vader Pics thread.  Think about that for a minute.

Unhh. Good point... well made... she even defeated the power of Vader-cake O_o

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Reply #24 on: August 01, 2008, 10:26:55 PM

I can see it's useless to resist the power of her juggos.

Here's one you can cut out and put in your pocket.


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Reply #25 on: August 02, 2008, 06:00:55 AM

I just want to point out that the video Trippy linked to proves she isn't just tits and eyes. She's goddamn magnificent. It wouldn't be wrong to say she's like Zooey Deschanel 2.0. Better, hotter, leggier.
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Reply #26 on: August 02, 2008, 07:27:11 AM

I was wondering why her name sounded familiar. I heard one of her songs on an XM channel a few months ago, and it's pretty funny:

(music vid verison) http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=30547979


Edit:  that cracks me up
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Reply #27 on: August 02, 2008, 07:35:46 AM

There are mario clouds in that video.
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Reply #28 on: August 02, 2008, 08:14:12 AM

I don't suppose you'd consider merging this obnoxious little subconference into the main SWG one? It's driving me fucking crazy having to open it up to get the goddamned highlight turned off.

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Reply #29 on: August 02, 2008, 09:23:02 AM

She's not that hot. What is wrong with you people.

(Oh wait, I worked it out, you dont go to university like me.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS)

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Reply #30 on: August 02, 2008, 09:24:51 AM

She's not that hot. What is wrong with you people.

(Oh wait, I worked it out, you dont go to university like me.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS)

I think we all went to universities, and she's hotter than all but 2 chicks I knew at university and those 2 were only hotter because I *knew* them.
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Reply #31 on: August 02, 2008, 09:26:06 AM

I can't say I liked hearing her voice. It's funny how much better she sounds when the modulation kicked in.

Sometimes I dispair that schild and I will agree on anything. I think she is cute and all that, but the best thing about that video was her singing voice. I hope she moves on to do some serious punk/metal because she's got the perfect voice for it.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #32 on: August 02, 2008, 10:17:23 AM

Oh look, a brunette with tits.

Meh.

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Reply #33 on: August 02, 2008, 10:19:39 AM

OH WOW AREN'T YOU JUST HIGH ON YOUR MOUNTAIN, LITTLE MONKEY.

WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE, ABOVE THE CLOUDS, WHERE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORGIES OF ANGELS AND BANANAS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. I DO NOT MEAN PENISES. I MEAN BANANAS. THE YELLOW FRUIT.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Seriously, this is about the total package, not her tits or uhhh her hair (has anyone even mentioned her hair?)
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Reply #34 on: August 02, 2008, 10:23:44 AM

Not yet, but I will.

What the fuck is that, a bad wig from the '60s?

Perhaps I'd find her more attractive in better clothes and with better hair.. but for now it's "Oh she's cute" not the fall-all-over-myself gorgeousness you lot seem to think she is.

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