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Reply #15575 on: November 11, 2017, 05:51:56 PM

I bet they vote well
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Reply #15576 on: November 12, 2017, 07:14:45 AM


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Reply #15577 on: November 12, 2017, 09:36:36 AM

those are genuinely bad puns.
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Reply #15578 on: November 12, 2017, 05:07:01 PM

I like to think of it more as 'refreshing the well of dad jokes'. Brilliant. Raging groaners, all.

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Reply #15579 on: November 12, 2017, 05:16:56 PM

Except for the native american joke. That one hasn't aged well.
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Reply #15580 on: November 12, 2017, 05:30:28 PM

This is apparently old but I saw it for the first time today and giggled for like half an hour.


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Reply #15581 on: November 13, 2017, 12:53:09 PM


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Reply #15582 on: November 13, 2017, 01:13:19 PM

In all the hours I've wasted on interviewing complete frauds, it has never once occurred to me to bill them for my time.  Brilliant.

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Reply #15583 on: November 13, 2017, 08:07:06 PM

Ahhh, that is brilliant. Totally unenforceable, even civilly, but brilliant.

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Reply #15584 on: November 13, 2017, 11:48:55 PM

Dear Rebekah,

On the 20th of October, 2017 I interviewed with your head of HR, Lead Developer, and CEO (you, somehow) for a senior development position. It wasn't readily apparent then, but it is now, that you all are poorly equipped to be a company let alone run a company. First of all, you don't pay your senior developers nearly the market rate. In addition, you clearly value your head of HR more than the employees that directly contribute to your bottom line - as can be seen by how much you value HR, you do not trust your own employees - which in retrospect should have been obvious since you were interviewing for a position you yourself would not qualify for. As such, I am billing you the going rate for a senior developer in a company that values their employees.

<math>

In your letter you state that it was immediately apparent I was not qualified. As such, the above bill represents the 5 hours and 45 minutes of wasted time in addition to gas, depreciation on my vehicle (I rounded down, you're welcome) and travel time.

If the amount due is not received via post within the following month, I will fucking savage you on Twitter and yelp and we both know if I made it to the in-person interview process, your hiring pool is weak af. I will do this as a matter of principle rather than cost.

Good luck and godspeed.

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I wish I was on the receiving end of shit like that.
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Reply #15585 on: November 14, 2017, 03:29:09 AM

what the heck is VCAT?

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Reply #15586 on: November 14, 2017, 04:49:59 AM


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Reply #15587 on: November 14, 2017, 04:18:37 PM

Time is money, friend.

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Reply #15588 on: November 15, 2017, 11:17:18 AM


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Reply #15589 on: November 16, 2017, 11:10:13 PM

Microsoft in 1976.


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Reply #15590 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:33 PM




 this guy looks legit

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Reply #15591 on: November 18, 2017, 05:19:02 PM

 ACK!

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Reply #15592 on: November 18, 2017, 07:59:22 PM

Calapine... That's some rk47 level pic right there. Bad, calapine, bad!

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Reply #15593 on: November 18, 2017, 08:18:35 PM

I thought it was hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious. Good job, Cal!

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Reply #15594 on: November 21, 2017, 04:55:31 PM

Calapine... That's some rk47 level pic right there. Bad, calapine, bad!

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Reply #15595 on: November 29, 2017, 01:04:13 AM



Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #15596 on: November 29, 2017, 04:52:47 AM

DON'T MESS WITH MY FREEDUMB!!!

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Reply #15597 on: December 04, 2017, 03:47:56 PM

Even though GTA SA is one of my favorite games ever, I think it would be 1000% better with this mod:


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Reply #15598 on: December 05, 2017, 08:44:30 PM

This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping.  I can't believe it made it to retail.

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Reply #15599 on: December 06, 2017, 02:06:51 AM




Everything ok in the UK? Should we send help?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #15600 on: December 06, 2017, 02:23:43 AM

You only need to worry when they start constructing wickermen.

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Reply #15601 on: December 06, 2017, 09:12:25 AM

This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping.  I can't believe it made it to retail.

Sister and family were in town so I went to the mall with them. They dragged me in to one of these "As seen on TV" stores, and they were selling this. My sister thought it looked hilarious.

I looked at her weird. Note - I gave them Catan last year and I'm pretty sure they never opened it.

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Reply #15602 on: December 06, 2017, 09:22:26 AM

Send them a copy of High Frontier as a family gift this Christmas.

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Reply #15603 on: December 06, 2017, 01:22:43 PM

This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping.  I can't believe it made it to retail.

Sister and family were in town so I went to the mall with them. They dragged me in to one of these "As seen on TV" stores, and they were selling this. My sister thought it looked hilarious.

I looked at her weird. Note - I gave them Catan last year and I'm pretty sure they never opened it.


But I'm not the only one to think this looks like someone with a warehouse full of unbought sex toys found a new way to shift product, right?  Even the logo looks uh,  deeply inappropriate.
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Reply #15604 on: December 06, 2017, 01:44:04 PM

Dental appliances; but yes.

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Reply #15605 on: December 06, 2017, 01:54:27 PM

Dental appliances; but yes.

Nothing says fun and games like a device to aid root canals!  why so serious?

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Reply #15606 on: December 06, 2017, 02:52:53 PM

Send them a copy of High Frontier as a family gift this Christmas.
Campaign for North Africa or GTFO you filthy casual.

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Reply #15607 on: December 06, 2017, 08:56:17 PM


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