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Reply #15505 on: October 04, 2017, 08:54:03 AM

The poor wee bugger.


If you think about it yep. My mind was instantly spoiled by the "Autoerotic asfishxiation" responses on Twitter. David Carradine of Dolphins.

But as I said he was ok:

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Part of the group encountered on 24 July was resighted on 23 and 28 August 2013. On both occasions, the dolphin with the hagfish in July was photo-identified without it ( Fig. 5 ). The animal showed no physical evidence of malnutrition/starvation (i.e., visibly reduced blubber thickness) and no anomalies were observed in the breathing pattern.

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Reply #15506 on: October 04, 2017, 09:17:47 AM

Ya Imagine a hagfish up your nose :(

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Reply #15507 on: October 04, 2017, 09:35:11 AM

Ya Imagine a hagfish up your nose :(

Don't kinkshame dolphins.

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Reply #15508 on: October 04, 2017, 03:53:39 PM




Oooook.

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Reply #15509 on: October 06, 2017, 10:53:26 PM

Hahahaha, just another reason not to shop at fucking WALMART.

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Reply #15510 on: October 09, 2017, 02:21:30 PM

I mean, this is the second reason I ever saw posted, and it's certainly convinced me not to shop there ever again, despite a lifetime of previously doing so.  I mean, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can't get fooled again.
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Reply #15511 on: October 09, 2017, 02:31:55 PM

Best thing the US could do would be to sink their ships. Fuck em, they're goddamn parasites.

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Reply #15512 on: October 10, 2017, 04:51:31 PM


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Reply #15513 on: October 10, 2017, 05:17:06 PM

Is the conductor the same in each orchestra?
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Reply #15514 on: October 10, 2017, 08:59:49 PM

Is Time linear or a construct of the human mind?
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Reply #15515 on: October 10, 2017, 09:27:36 PM

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Reply #15516 on: October 10, 2017, 10:30:36 PM

Is Time linear or a construct of the human mind?
Time is a flat circle.

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Reply #15517 on: October 11, 2017, 12:29:32 AM



You're thinking of Earth. Earth is a flat circle.

we did it gang, we successfully actually impeached trump

now! [claps hands] on to the next, more important step of this — we must convince ourselves this is meaningless and we have accomplished nothing in an even symbolic sense and will still lose. let's have a big "nothing matters" on the count of three! one, two
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Reply #15518 on: October 11, 2017, 01:14:42 AM

But if the Earth was totally flat, it would leave no shadow from the side...

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #15519 on: October 11, 2017, 01:58:32 AM

Dude. Never try logic with a flat earther. They think the Earth is flat. You aren't going to get anywhere with someone like that.

we did it gang, we successfully actually impeached trump

now! [claps hands] on to the next, more important step of this — we must convince ourselves this is meaningless and we have accomplished nothing in an even symbolic sense and will still lose. let's have a big "nothing matters" on the count of three! one, two
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Reply #15520 on: October 11, 2017, 04:12:50 AM


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Reply #15521 on: October 12, 2017, 05:51:11 AM

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On October 10, 2017 'Cala's Funny Pictures' published an image showing a stupid math question.

The Funny Picture did not meet 'Cala's Funny Pictures' editorial standards and has been retracted. 'Cala's Funny Pictures' apologies to Mrs. Claire Longmoor from Nottingham, UK.











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Reply #15522 on: October 12, 2017, 07:23:20 AM

Love it.

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Reply #15523 on: October 23, 2017, 03:49:01 PM









Brave new world!

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Reply #15524 on: October 23, 2017, 04:52:57 PM

Those are all just depressing enough that I don't question their authenticity.

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Reply #15525 on: October 23, 2017, 05:03:56 PM

The least depressing one of those is the ETRADE one since that's at least offering the fantasy that you might get a thin slice of that ruling class pie.

The others are "you're an overworked peasant and you should be PROUD OF IT".

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Reply #15526 on: October 23, 2017, 05:16:55 PM

I don't know, I've been seeing those E-Trade commercials (like the one where the guy gets shut out of first class, etc.) and they're the worst to me because they're tapping that rich, corrosive american vein of Steinbeck Syndrome that prevents any real progress. The others are just the usual Protestant eschaton that at least can be argued to keep society working, even if it is straight into the ground.

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Reply #15527 on: October 23, 2017, 05:18:53 PM

Steinbeck Syndrome

I don't think that's actually a thing, but I like it.

And yeah, you're right, the fantasy is probably more ultimately damaging.  It's all pretty bad.

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Reply #15528 on: October 23, 2017, 07:43:22 PM

Late-stage capitalism is just the best thing ever.

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Reply #15529 on: October 24, 2017, 08:44:47 AM

Late-stage capitalism is just the best thing ever.

0.1% Agree!  awesome, for real

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Reply #15530 on: October 24, 2017, 09:51:00 AM

Uh, what is Steinbeck Syndrome suppose to be?

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Reply #15531 on: October 24, 2017, 10:03:22 AM

It's a disease where you write a lot of shite.

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Reply #15532 on: October 24, 2017, 10:23:10 AM

But, I like Steinbeck.   cry

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Reply #15533 on: October 24, 2017, 02:09:51 PM

I think someone needs to tell Ironwood about the rabbits.
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Reply #15534 on: October 24, 2017, 02:32:24 PM

It's a disease where you write a lot of shite.


And then the world gobbles it up as truth and Americana

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Reply #15535 on: October 24, 2017, 04:02:10 PM

I think someone needs to tell Ironwood about the rabbits.

So what about the Twinkie ?

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Reply #15536 on: October 24, 2017, 05:39:28 PM

Hah! That's the first time I've fallen into the misattribution hole in quite a while! Turns out it's Ronald Wright:

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

Oh, well, Steinbeck Syndrome sounds better. It's like the China Syndrome, except Jack Lemmon takes Salinas hostage instead of a nuclear control room to save millions of high schoolers.

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Reply #15537 on: October 26, 2017, 04:24:48 PM

Might not be the right spot for this.  But this shirt  why so serious?




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Reply #15538 on: October 26, 2017, 04:55:08 PM

 Facepalm

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Reply #15539 on: October 26, 2017, 08:53:32 PM

Might not be the right spot for this.  But this shirt  why so serious?
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