SMF SSI.php Functions

Current Version: 1.1

This file is used to demonstrate the capabilities of SSI.php using PHP include functions.
The examples show the include tag, then the results of it. Examples are separated by horizontal rules.

To use SSI.php in your page add at the very top of your page before the <html> tag on line 1:

				<?php require("SSI.php"); ?>
			

Recent Topics Function: <?php ssi_recentTopics(); ?>

[Gaming]	RimWorld by Samwise	June 13, 2025, 09:54:48 AM
[Gaming]	So, what're you playing? by Falconeer	May 22, 2025, 09:34:33 AM
[TV]	Murderbot (Apple) by Samwise	May 15, 2025, 10:21:58 PM
[Movies]	Useless Movies by Samwise	May 04, 2025, 02:57:51 PM
[Serious Business]	The <celebrity> Died Thread by Trippy	April 21, 2025, 11:09:26 AM
[Gaming]	Useless gaming news & chatter by Velorath	April 17, 2025, 07:30:01 AM
[Gaming]	OMG OMG - Vampire: The Masquerade is baaaack! by Samwise	March 26, 2025, 08:28:15 AM
[General Discussion]	The robots are coming by Trippy	March 16, 2025, 09:55:17 PM

Recent Poll Function: <?php ssi_recentPoll(); ?>

Top Boards Function: <?php ssi_topBoards(); ?>

Board	Topics	Posts
Gaming	3572	233820
General Discussion	2939	202559
MMOG Discussion	1602	155701
Serious Business	2406	118438
World of Warcraft	1080	77331
Movies	969	48702
TV	653	46340
Sports / Fantasy Sports	216	45744
Eve Online	745	32303
Star Wars: The Old Republic	118	30521

	Views	Replies
Funny picture thread	4468103	16053
Useless Conversation	4157164	39920
Awesome Pictures Thread	3311732	11334
So, what're you playing?	2752376	15589
SWTOR	2612947	14055
F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW)	2336535	5919
War	2332494	8121
Useless gaming news & chatter	1720117	5418
Useless Videos	1690801	6656
Return of the Book Thread	1541883	6704

	Views	Replies
Useless Conversation	4157164	39920
Funny picture thread	4468103	16053
So, what're you playing?	2752376	15589
SWTOR	2612947	14055
Awesome Pictures Thread	3311732	11334
Cataclysm	1538751	8233
War	2332494	8121
Return of the Book Thread	1541883	6704
Game of Thrones [SPOILERS]	1341676	6702
Useless Videos	1690801	6656

Top Poll Function: <?php ssi_topPoll(); ?>

Topic's Poll Function: <?php ssi_showPoll($topic); ?>

Latest Member Function: <?php ssi_latestMember(); ?>

Please welcome Sarducci, our newest member.

Board Stats: <?php ssi_boardStats(); ?>

Total Members: 1817
Total Posts: 1569105
Total Topics: 24772
Total Categories: 2
Total Boards: 89

Log Online Presence + Who's Online Function: <?php ssi_logOnline(); ?>

502 Guests, 0 Users

Welcome Function: <?php ssi_welcome(); ?>

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

News Function: <?php ssi_news(); ?>

we're back, baby

Board News Function: <?php ssi_boardNews(); ?>

No Man's Sky: A COMPREHENSIVE PRIMER BY SAMPRIMARY.

August 29, 2016, 04:17:16 PM by schild

Making this legible was a nightmare, so fucking read it.

http://f13.net/?p=363

219 comments | Write Comment

F13 RELAUNCH

June 27, 2013, 01:14:19 PM by ForumBot 0.8 beta

F13 RELAUNCH

HAPPENING IN SEPTEMBER! SEE THREAD HERE: CLICK ME

1 comment

SPAWN MORE TORTILLA CHIPS

March 26, 2013, 11:35:15 AM by ForumBot 0.8 beta

SPAWN MORE TORTILLA CHIPS

contributed by Samprimary

I finished the singleplayer campaign of Heart of the Swarm and immediately thought "I want nachos."

Maybe I was supposed to feel something different.

Well, okay. I'm not being entirely truthful. I was thinking I wanted good nachos, specifically. I wanted to go out of my way to find a restaurant that served nachos that were not going to disappoint me.

I desired this, because the entirety of my experience sitting through Heart of the Swarm made me baffled and irked in the same way I am baffled and irked when I go and pay money to a place that is entirely in the industry of producing food you want to go out to pay and eat — because, seriously? Nachos are a pretty low bar. You have to be dysfunctional in a special way to end up unable to produce nachos.

» Read More

59 comments | Write Comment

Kickstarter Walkthrough

March 22, 2013, 07:49:47 AM by ForumBot 0.8 beta

Kickstarter Walkthrough

It has come to our attention that some people don't know how to use Kickstarter. Specifically, they don't know that you can cancel pledges. Well, you can - and sometimes you should. Below the fake fold are a few easy steps towards freedom.

» Read More

1 comment

ATTN SPACE LARPER: CHECK YOURSELF

March 20, 2013, 12:55:42 PM by ForumBot 0.8 beta

ATTN SPACE LARPER: CHECK YOURSELF

"I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

- Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

» Read More

240 comments | Write Comment

Menubar Function: <?php ssi_menubar(); ?>

Quick Search Function: <?php ssi_quickSearch(); ?>

Login Function: <?php ssi_login(); ?>

Log Out Function: <?php ssi_logout(); ?>

Today's Birthdays Function: <?php ssi_todaysBirthdays(); ?>

Ingmar (51), Warryyr (49), Hawken (56)

Today's Holidays Function: <?php ssi_todaysHolidays(); ?>

Today's Events Function: <?php ssi_todaysEvents(); ?>

Today's Calendar Function: <?php ssi_todaysCalendar(); ?>

Upcoming Birthdays: Ingmar (51), Warryyr (49), Hawken (56)

Recent Calendar Events Function: <?php ssi_recentEvents(); ?>

Some notes on usage

All the functions have an output method parameter. This can either be "echo" (the default) or "array".
If it is "echo", the function will act normally - otherwise, it will return an array containing information about the requested task.
For example, it might return a list of topics for ssi_recentTopics.

This functionality can be used to allow you to present the information in any way you wish.

This page took 0.1564 seconds to load.
*ssi_examples.php last modified on 12/18/06